the best that you can be

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When you try to be a protective and good gf™ @herbinglicious plz love mE

Lmao I love you so much tho and you’re the bestest and my favourite and liek oml so perfect I just.. H o w ? ?

Okay so I thought I posted these but I guess not because I posted them a while ago and they still haven’t loaded-

Proof my Physics teacher is the best kind of teacher

He hid a piglet inside his shirt during class. She’s so young that she needs external body heat to keep warm, and has to be fed every couple of hours. 

No one suspected a thing until one of the students after class doubted that he had pigs. He even mentioned something moving and getting hungry inside his shirt, but we all thought it was just him being funny.

He hadn’t even named her yet, so when I asked him what her name was, he decided to name her Teacup.

  • Symmetra: (Conjures a map of the USA)
  • Symmetra: So, I am confusion... Why is this one 'Kan-SAS', but this one is not 'Ar-kan-SAS'?
  • Symmetra: (Frantically tapping her hologram)
  • Symmetra: America, explain! Explain! What do you mean Ar-kan-SAW!!??
  • Submitted by Cliff-Snowpeak
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Twitter - April

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90.04.08. happy birthday to our beloved jonghyun, hope your day is full of joy and happiness 

It’s rare to find people who succeed in one shot. also, you don’t necessarily need to succeed in your first try. you will learn something from your failures

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Why are we not talking about the fact Lena spent the entire day looking for ways to help Kara and was about to spend her whole night going through ten years of accounting data of one of the biggest corporations on Earth? And that she did it by herself instead of delegating the task to an army of accountants?

Oh, hello!

Sorry, don’t mind me!  Noticed a slight misalignment on some of your quantum stabilization prongs, thought I’d give it a tweak.

Well… I say “slight misalignment.”  I mean that it could’ve blown a hole in the universe the size of Belgium.  Still, I suppose there are worse things.

Lucky thing I happened by, eh?

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Once Ambulante came as a festival and established a network of connections with the audience, it’d be absurd not to keep on going. It’d also be very sad to live in that reality of contrasts where for three months you watch the most important documentaries and then it disappears for the rest of the year.