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Weird Conversations I've Actually Had Sentence Starters Part 3
  • "Sometimes I think I need more people who give a fuck about me in my life.... But then I remember I get really uncomfortable when people start caring all over me and I'm like 'Nah'."
  • "I'm your best friend. If you can't get naked with me who can you get naked with?"
  • "Yeah well your kisses taste like Tacos."
  • "DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE TACO LIPS YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
  • "Soap is my sworn enemy."
  • "I'm not drunk okay? I'm just slightly ine-inebri-inab- I might be drunk."
  • "I love you so much I'd get bitten by a zombie for you... Then I'd eat your face so we could be undead together forever."
  • "On a scale from one being dirty hobo and ten being cleaner than God how badly do I need a shower?"
  • "Kissing him was like kissing a dog. Too much tongue and you feel slightly violated and dirty afterwards."
  • "Yeah well not everyone can come out using the game of LIFE."
  • "Honestly I think Bowser didn't love Princess Peach. I think he just wanted Mario's attention. Poor Guy."
  • "You need to stop taking all your life lessons from pop songs."