the best ship you're not shipping

Types of rarepair fics
  • The stepping stone: rarepair is tagged, but it's only used as a pathway to a ship you don't care about. they disappear by chapter 3 after the characters the author actually wants to get together do.
  • The weird smut: They are both in this story, and may or may not have had sex with each other at some point. It's kind of hard to tell because there are at least seven other people having sex, three subplots, eleven niche kinks, and maybe characters from several other fandoms.
  • The why-is-this-even-tagged?!: One character or both is in love with someone else. The ship actively dislikes each other if they do not hate each other. There is no positive relationship between them at all, but the ship is tagged regardless.
  • The mention: They're mentioned in line 722 out of 2180. They never come up again.
  • The okay, I guess: It's a semi-normal story about them. The grammar isn't the best, but it's readable. The plot is cliche, but it's tolerable. They're somewhat in character and you settle for it because it isn't great, but it's probably the best you're gonna get.
  • The *sigh*: It would be cute, if the author was actually a good writer. Sadly, it's so god-awful you cannot stomach it, and must abandon it completely.
  • The nice- oh, wait: The summary sounds good. It seems like it has decent grammar and it's one of the only fics for your ship on the site. You click on it. It is written entirely in German.
  • The holy grail: THIS IS IT. THE PERFECT RAREPAIR FIC. EVERYTHING IS GREAT AND INCREDIBLE AND WONDERFUL, AND THIS IS THE GOLDEN ONE YOU NEVER THOUGHT YOU WOULD FIND. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE ONE.
  • The dammit-my-standards-are-too-high-now: You read The Holy Grail and now everything else seems garbage. Oops.

Yongguk: Being able to read Daehyun’s handwriting is a gift.

Yongguk: A useless, useless gift.

If you only ship doctormaster when it’s “straight” you’re homophobic, but If you only ship it when it’s “gay” you’re homophobic too.

YOU 👏🏻 ARE 👏🏻 NOT 👏🏻 AN 👏🏻 ALLY 👏🏻 IF 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FETISHIZE 👏🏻 M/M 👏🏻 SHIPS

(6) Ignis' pick-up lines

Noctis: You know, maybe we shouldn’t make a fire at camp tonight. Might give the Imperial Troops a sign of where we’re at.
Prompto: But it’s so cold. :(
Ignis: We can all just sit around Gladio.
Noctis: …
Ignis: He’s…hot enough. 
Gladio: …Ignis?
Ignis: Also, I’ll remind you all I tend to get the coldest spot in the tent. I’m afraid I’ll have to keep Gladio at my side every second tonight.
Gladio:  ಥ‿ಥ Awmanyes

  • "You're like a brother to me": best friends, just dudes being bros, purely platonic, #nohomo, CANNOT be interpreted differently & anyone who says otherwise is a scumbag that supports pedophilia/incest
  • "Hey man": gay, beautiful shipping foundation, clearly intended to show how romantically affectionate X is toward Y, expresses emotion like no other line, actually the ship just became canon

the most amazing, completely mind-blowing thing about zexal is that keyshipping is canon. Astral and Yuma - two boys in Yugioh - are CANON. amazing

Life Is Strange

so me and my boyfriend are playing Life Is Strange on his PS4 and I mentioned it being kind of popular lesbian stuff and he just looked at me all confused like: whaat what lesbian there are none… wait you mean Chloe and Max… they are friends..umm but they are cute…ummmmmm I don’t know Kate.

*3 hours later*

Chloe: If you’re hardcore then kiss me Max 
choice one: Kiss Chloe                      
choice two: don’t kiss Chloe

me: ooooh yeeesss finally
boyfriend looks at me grinning while I laugh and try to steal the controller from him: ooooooooookaaay you were right *he himself hits option one* 

both: awwwwwwwwwww 
both: 

Originally posted by goldenfluffy

  • You: You ship Clarke and Bellamy because you're homophobic!
  • Me, an intellectual: I ship Clarke and Bellamy because they have formed one of the strongest bonds ever created on TV. They rely on and care for each other. When they're together they bring out the best in each other. But sure, call me homophobic for not losing my mind over a chick who left Clarke with no choice but to kill over 300 people.
A Random Thank You To The BNHA Fandom

I would like to thank everyone in the BNHA fandom for:

- Creating so many ships
- And yaoi and yuri ships
- Supplying beautiful art
- Writing so many fanfics
- Imagining creative headcanons
- Making hilarious shitposts
- maKiNG DEKUBOWL
- Loving every character
- Making me laugh, cry, wheeze, and scream
- Being so damn relatable
- And hilarious
- And unique
- Making me complete trash
- Wasting my time in the best way
- Keeping me on here until 3 am
- I’ve lost so much sleep
- But it was all worth it
- I guess this series is One For All
- BNHA puns
- Go Beyond
- P L U S U L T R A

My life has been changed.
You’re all amazing.
((add more if you’d like.))

anonymous asked:

Do you know any good ATLA (relatively) long fics? I already know Embers, and a few more (as I have p much gone through the fics with most favourites on FFnet), but I know you're the best at finding hidden gems! Any ship (or no ships) is fine, worldbuilding is much appreciated!

Our Fortunes Together

such selfish prayers

when the world stops spinning

Imagine The Ocean - Book One

The Problem With Zuko

The Dragon-King’s Temple

Rescue Me

Rising Phoenix

Call Me Katto

Ember, Ash, and Kindling

Once Around the Sun

Traitor’s Face

Fall of the Fire Empire

Kyoshi: Swan Song

Fortunate Son

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azzedine (+ nicole kidman) - je pense que tu es le seul à avoir rencontré à la fois mélenchon et nicole kidman en moins de deux jours donc je vais te poser quelques questions : qui a été le plus sympa entre mélenchon et kidman ? - oh 50/50 (…) - qui a la plus grosse langue de bois ? - oh… pareil.

anonymous asked:

I noticed you mentioned that you're invested in Klance because it has the best opportunity to be steered towards canon. But what are the thoughts on Kallura? That has some better development in terms of character growth and developing a bond between. So could that necessarily be canon?

Warning! If you really like Kallura, you may not want to read what I’m about to say. I don’t have an actual problem with the ship itself, and I would never dream of hating on anyone who ships it, but I’ve been asked a question and I will answer it honestly. 

If I’m answering this objectively, I see far less development in Kallura than Klance. Klance fights, yes, but they have history and emotional involvement. Kallura has a bit of that, but it happened very suddenly and then was resolved very quickly. If a romance was to be formed between Keith and Allura, their conflict should have been stretched out to cause drama (like the continuing Klance conflict), but they resolved their differences very neatly (too neatly, in my opinion). Which tells me that Kallura was not the main aim, not romantically. The Keith-is-Galra conflict seemed like an excuse to develop Keith and Allura’s relationship in general (as well as Allura’s character, mainly), but it wasn’t a romantic lead-in, not with how it was structured. Also, it was… fairly awkward all around. And when Allura was captured that one time, Keith was actively, like, “let’s maybe not rescue her.” Like, even if they have a working friendship because of their situation, they don’t have much chemistry. A romance between them would seem forced, at least as it stands now. 

Now, my views on Kallura personally (which are a bit more bitter and ranty, so get ready).  

Kallura actively makes me uncomfortable, if I’m being totally honest. It doesn’t have anything to do with the characters themselves, really, but the implications behind the ship. Keith is the hotheaded hero and Allura is the princess. While she is perfectly capable of handling herself, this relationship is so entirely reductive and overdone that the thought of seeing something as diverse and interesting as Voltron plagued by such a relationship actually makes me upset. It’s so stereotypical–especially if Keith becomes leader (which I also hope doesn’t happen). It’s part of the reason why Shallura seems so plausible–because it’s the same potential “leader character falls for princess, etc, etc, etc.” Like, I don’t mind Shallura because it seemed like an obvious option from the beginning due to this same/similar trope (which meant I accepted it from the beginning), but, like I’ve said before, I won’t be butthurt if it doesn’t happen–I’m not emotionally invested because it’s so predictable. And I view Kallura the same way, because–to be frank–if the writers are going the way of Kallura, they’re probably going the way of Keith being the leader too and that’s a story that’s been told so many times before. Kallura is a romance that’s been played out over and over and over and over again. I’m tired of it. I’m tired of the bad boy and the princess. To the point where it nauseates me thinking about it. 

It’s not a matter of developement between them–I hope they do develop a better relationship–but as is, development could justify any romantic relationship in the show because every relationship between all the characters are so underdeveloped. But Kallura is the easy way because it’s a story that’s been told time and time again. Keith is the bad boy with the sketchy genes that make him somehow inferior, while Allura is the pure, morally correct princess type that initially disapproves of him. 

I do not want to see this romance again. Honestly, if it goes the way of Kallura, I’ll likely stop watching. I’ve seen it too many times. And I think it would be a royal waste of the potential this story has. They have such a diverse cast and such dynamic characters. I want to see something new and fresh. Yes, I am invested in Klance because I want to see these boys who hate one another become friends and realize they have feelings for one another, because it’s a story we see in fic, but that is never followed through within mainstream media. Kallura does nothing progressive and, in my opinion, is more hurtful to a narrative that is trying to bring in diversity than it is helpful. Keith and Lance have chemistry–be it antagonistic or not–and I want to see that followed through on for once. I don’t want to suffer the same disappointment I did in, say, the new Star Trek movies where the perfect relationship–Kirk and Spock–was set aside for some heteronormative trash that hurt both the characters involved (mostly Uhura). It is canon–as said by the original creator–that Kirk and Spock share a relationship strong enough to be physical, if that was the “style” of the time, yet that chemistry and potential was completely ignored. 

I’m tired of this. I’m tired of these heteronormative relationships with no chemistry cropping up into spaces that are perfectly viable for other relationships. I’m tired of writers being unable to see the potential because of some stupid societal expectation that everything needs to be cis and straight. 

I don’t care if Kallura was a thing in the original show or not, VLD is new and totally different and like they took a chance in making Pidge a girl/struggling with her gender identity, I want to see that trend continue. I want to see this diverse cast become even more diverse. I want it to be a thing that the lions chose these different, faulted people and that all of them represent different ideas and they can still be heroes and role models

If Keith does become leader, can you imagine how progressive him being gay would be? A gay, none-white leader and main character? Like, yes please!

The narrative doesn’t have room for Kallura without overshadowing other potential LGBT romances. So I don’t want it. I don’t want to watch another show fall into a boring, been there, done that love story when I could get a love story–albeit in the background–that is something progressive and fresh, at least to mainstream media.  

Kallura would ruin the show for me in so, so many ways and the idea of it happening literally pains me. I’d rather have no canon relationships than Kallura. 

And if you ship it, that’s fine. I’m happy you can enjoy it. But I really, really can’t no matter how I try. I’ve been trying to love every ship in Voltron, but I just… can’t with this one. 

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs