This week I’m giving a shoutout to my fav person ever @poorpersonsgiude. You go girl! Also @stormfallss for lighting up my phone for over two hours the other night. Thanks for the love.
1. Keep paper bills. Bills such as internet, rent, and utility for up to five months. These help prove residency, which will be useful when applying for Medicaid, in-state tuition, and for some jobs. If you’re not receiving any sort of paper bills, keep pay stubs with your address on them instead.
2. Cheap salt. Never spend more than a dollar on salt. Seriously. Chain supermarkets and dollar stores will sell large quantities of it to you for 99 cents. You’re not the Queen of Sheba- you don’t need $5 salt.
3. Wooden floors. If any part of you apartment/dorm room has a wooden floor, consider buying Bona Hardwood Cleaner. It’s a little pricey, but my last squeeze bottle lasted me just short of a year. It’s the best wood cleaner around.
4. Postage stamps. You don’t have to go to your local post office to buy stamps (which is great because sometimes it’s not “local” at all). You can purchase them at pharmacy centers like CVS or Rite Aid, as well as large chain supermarkets such as Stop & Shop and Walmart.
5. Moisturizers. Pick up at least one moisturizer to save your hands during these long winter months. If you’re a newbie just buy Gold Bond, it’s cheap and good for everything except your face.
6. Shower heads. If you have a terrible apartment shower head with no water pressure buy yourself a better one. There a color changing shower heads on Amazon that I personally swear by. Just be sure to keep the original shower head and to replace it when you move out.
7. Keep your student ID card. Even after you stop attending school. You’ll still be able to receive student discounts at places like museums and cinemas. They have no way of knowing if you’re still a student. What are they gonna do- call your school? I do this all the time!
8. Yankee Candle. Is so expensive, but it’s the only candle really worth buying. I’ve tried all sorts of discount candles from dollar stores and even from Target, but none of them smell even half as good as Yankee Candle.
9. Reminders. Forgetting important things such as bill payments, birthdays, or contraceptives? Set alarms and reminders on your Iphone to help you stay on top. I personally hate the Iphone calendar app so I downloaded Cozi (it’s free) and I use that instead.
10. Clean that fridge. Try to purge your fridge out at least once a month. There’s nothing more disgusting than food so decomposed that you can’t discern what it once was. The general rule of thumb about leftovers is if you don’t eat it within the next two days you won’t ever eat it. Try to give your fridge a sponge bath every three months, the shelves are easy to remove and I just wash them in my sink.
Tell us about the parrots and the zipline? That sounds like the worst thing to happen ever.
Oh boy ok brace yourself cause this entire debacle was just a mess. Imma tell the story of this entire day cause it was just absolute bs
So I’m in Mexico with my family, yknow, having a nice vacation. My dad doesn’t do heat, so it was just my grandparents, my mom, and me. Keep in mind, I was like, 16 at the time, so this was a few years ago now.
So, i fully admit, I’m a bit of an adrenaline junkie. Always have been, always will be. So when they said we could go to a massive park that was 90% underground, and the rest was like 300ft in the air, i jumped at the opprotunity.
so we get there and I immediatly beeline for the ziplines. Now, you can’t just do one of these suckers. Once you do one, there’s no going back until you’ve conquered all 12 (or something like that, there was a lot.) It took the better part of two exhausting hours to get through them all.
So before the parrot issue there was some other bs first. We brought my best friend with me that year, but because we were both too light, we had to go tandum for a lot of the lines, or else we wouldn’t make it across. We’d just get stuck in the middle of the line dangling like a pinata, and no body wants that.
so the first bs comes along. I’m singing the batman theme song to keep my friend calm, because she is not a fan of heights. Like, we are screaming NANANANANANANA BATMAAAAAN at the top of our lungs. And we look ahead and see this massive gap in the trees. Now, we’d gone over a couple cinotes already where we could see the people doing the under ground activities. We figued, hey, let’s laugh at the people doing the river swim that’ll make us feel better. SO we get up on it and my friend starts freak tf out. It wasn’t a cinote.
it was a snake pit.
A massive round, man made snake pit will with hundreds of writhing snakes. They were climbing the walls, even the trees that were like 3ft from our toes. So we’re freaking out like “I don’t wanna be indiana jones i’m too young!!” But we pass it with no problem. We keep going another few second or so, and we see another break in the trees. We’re bracing like cause we assume it was another snake pit. It wasn’t.
It was a crocodile pit.
cue freak out number two.
but we pass it and all is well. Then we come onto the landing strip. We were just starting out so this one was pretty low to the ground. And then i see a weird shape on the grass landing pad.
There was a crocodile on the lawn
we freaked OUT like you wouldn’t believe.
so we’re soaring at this thing and there’s no stopping. We’re waving at the guys who are supposed to catch us with a net like “yo guys u got a coc problem.” and they don’t seem bothered in the slightest. We pass over this thing and it doesn’t move, but i’m 99% sure i tried to kick it. Now we’re free we’re safe and we should be slowing down…why aren’t we slowing down.
we slam into the safety net full force and bounce back a couple feet. When we manage to unhook ourselves we find the two duded pissing themselves laughing.
it was a fake crocodile. i tried to kick a concrete lawn ornament.
onto the parrots.
for this next one my friend was freaking out, as we were over 300ft up. I wanted to go asap so i went attached to my mom instead. At this point, i am alrady 5′8″, and my mom is like 5′5″. so you have this massive beanpole of a child strapped to her tiny mother. So we take off and our combined weight has us absolutely flying down the line. It’s all idealyic and serene, and i’m enjoying my crocodile free cruise. I look down and through a break in the trees i spot the amphibian vehicles going in and out of the cave systems. All good. Right beside them is a pack of leopards sunning themselves on a rock, which is also directly below us. and im thinking “wow, this would a crappy time to fall” immediatly i hear
my legs hurt all of a sudden. I glance down and see blood dripping down my leg. Mom is screaming/laughing.
we hit a flock of parents mid flight
and they were pissed.
So im screaming and swatting at them, they’re screeching like little feathered demons and pecking t us, some were dangling off my shoe laces, shriekingly like hellions. I still have scars from those suckers. They eventually fly off starnig us down like “dont ever come to our terf again”
we finished the ziplines without incident after that.
but my day isnt over yet.
we have a wonderful lunch, i get my legs cleaned up, and we make the trek to the amphibian vehicles i saw earlier. We hop in and we’re going through the motions. Up and down, into caves and out. Super cool. Loved it.Then we come to where i saw the leopards.
all the cars in front of us pass without incident.
the second we roll up the leopards perk up and start running after us
cue freakout number 4654783
now, my grandpa is driving and i’m sitting there, with nothing but a mesh door between me and a pack of leopards
“grandpa go faster, we gotta goooo” and he just looks at me all calm like
“i know why they’re here.”
“THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU KNOW WHY THEY’RE HERE GO FASTER”
He just calmly, oh so casually, pulls out a hot dog from lunch.I just kinda stare at him like GRANDPA
Obviously i do the smart thing
i grab that stupid hot dog at chuck at the nearest leopard
i hit it in the face
they all fall on each other trying to get a taste of that mustardy goodness and we take that moment to make our escape
and that was my” wth is going on in mexico extravaganza”
and that day didn’t even include the sting ray incident
(this is a sequel to THIS ‘I think there’s someone in the house’ fic!)
The paramedics hammer on the door, and Neil looks up, teary-eyed, from where his face is pressed into Andrew’s damp hair. He’s feeling for his breath with the back of his hand, waiting moment to moment for Andrew to die in his arms, silently like he does everything else. Urgency keeps stunning Neil all over again, hysterical defibrillators. The EMT’s are calling out through the wall, muffled but calm.
It feels unthinkably wrong, their absolute evenness and ease outside his door when his life is an exposed neck and Andrew’s death is the whirring blade of a saw.
He realizes that he has to get up to let them in, and it seems as impossible as it would be for Andrew to spring up and answer the door himself. He feverishly wants them to crumple the door to splinters and be inside already.
It’s a herculean effort to ease Andrew to the ground, like he’s gritting his teeth and cutting off his own leg. He touches Andrew’s clammy face briefly but he can’t bring himself to try and slap him awake. He props Andrew’s bare feet up on the rim of the bath so the blood will flood towards his head, at least.
He feels untethered to his body when he stands, a helium balloon with its usual weight passed out on the bathroom floor. He falls into the wall immediately, adrenaline neck and neck with exhaustion.
He finds his way to the front door without his mind’s help. His head is in the bathroom with Andrew, and he knows that no matter what happens it’ll be there for a long, long time.
The next time he blinks, a man in uniform is holding his biceps and peering down at him seriously.
“—sir? Sir, are you hurt at all?”
“No,” Neil says, lips numb. “Bathroom. He’s in the bathroom. He’s bleeding to death.”
He turns, easily slipping the paramedic’s grip. There’s a procession of them, hefting a gurney and a couple of kits, and they’ve brought all the cold from outside in on their heels. They’re such a foreign object in their warm, messy apartment — uniformed, official, and precise.
It’s deadly, walking in and seeing Andrew spread out in his boxers, blood oozing through his t-shirt from his loose stitches, pale enough to match the porcelain. Neil’s seen enough corpses to recognize what they look like.
He falls heavily to his knees and puts his head directly to his chest, listening, tears slipping hotly over the bridge of his nose.
“Please,” he slurs. His heartbeat is a tentative thud, a knock from an unexpected guest. “Help him. Now, help him now.”
“We’re going to try our best Sir, but you’ve got to get out of the way,” someone says gently.
He topples backwards onto his hands. It’s a cramped space, and he knows it would be easier if he waited outside, but he also knows he’d rather die than leave them alone with him.
The first guy kneels down and takes Andrew’s pulse, and Neil shakes his head. They’re too slow, time is feeding directly into a wide open drain.
“He needs an IV. He’s two litres down, at least. You’ve got to—“ A petite woman puts a hand on his shoulder and he shrugs her off violently. “No! You have to listen to me.”
“We know what we’re doing,” she says. “Are you an MD?” She eyes him doubtfully, gaze flitting from his scars to where her colleagues are taking vitals and cutting through Andrew’s clothes.
“Yes,” Neil says wildly. “And he needs an IV. Possibly two. Large-bore, normal saline. He’s not getting any oxygen, and he’s been like this for as long as it took you to gather your meager response team.”
She purses her lips, but she’s a professional. He can see her repressing her anger and it infuriates him. He feels like he’s crashing, over and over again, and he’s watching someone daintily pump the breaks.
“He’s right,” one of the EMT’s says distractedly. “We’re gonna need to get some fluids started, he’s in hypovolemic shock, sats below 50.”
“You want to tell me what happened?” one of the men asks.
“No,” Neil says as evenly as he can manage, reaching out to graze Andrew’s cold fingers.
“Did you do these stitches?” the woman asks, pulling at Andrew’s skin to get a better look at them. He suddenly sees how they must look to them, sloppy and angry red. Neil bends her arm away without thinking about it.
“Don’t touch him,” he snaps. He could break her arm and it would make him feel better. He drops her, disoriented by his own violence.
“There’s no need to be antagonistic,” the first man says. “We don’t want to have to remove you.”
“You really don’t,” Neil agrees. “You won’t succeed.”
This post sparked a headcanon in my head and I can’t stop imaging it now so I’m going to talk about it and develop it a bit more (feel free to add to it, share your opinion about it, talk to me about it, etc).
Considering its pretty much canon that Lance has a big family with the photo we saw in season one I can’t help but picture him with his siblings and cousins having soccer games whenever they’re together. Family gathering or not, I can totally see lance being a decent soccer player.
Hear me out:
- Lance plays soccer as a kid since his older sibling(s) did and his parents insisted he try some extracurriculars
- He sticks with it for quite a few years getting pretty good always enjoying it
- But as he gets older his dreams of being a professional soccer player are replaced with piloting and the Garrison
- Everyone’s crushed when he quits because Lance had the potential to go pro and all his coaches said so
- He doesn’t think about it much and kind of just shrugs when people compliment his soccer skills, Lance doesn’t really believe he’s as great as everyone says he is because of his self-doubt and insecurities
- Lets be real he’d totally look good in a soccer uniform and I bet he has all the merch of his favourite team including like three jerseys, two scarves, temporary tattoos, and a ball signed by his fave player (Keith sees Lance in a soccer jersey at some point and dies a little inside bc holy quiznak he looks so good??)
- On a particularly bad day when Lance is really missing home and his family Hunk catches on and suggests that they all play a quick game of soccer which totally brightens Lance’s mood
- After setting up two goals in the training room and briefing Allura and Coran about the rules and basic concept (Altea probs had the same sport just with a different name lets be real) they split into teams: Lance, Pidge, Shiro VS Keith, Hunk, Allura w/ Coran reffing
- It starts off fun with everyone laughing and just trying their best but as soon as Lance and Keith butt heads it turns competitive and all hell breaks loose
- Pidge being the dork she is doesn’t understand the hype over soccer and only continues to play because she’s enjoying spending time with the group (and she secretly wants to win lol for bragging rights)
- Shiro is all “Keep it a fair game guys! You’re all doing great! Great pass Lance!” and is just happy to see everyone having fun and working together
- Keith is ride or die with any competition and is determined to take Lance down (while also trying to ignore how amazing Lance is bc I can’t get enough of pining Keith lol)
- Hunk is probably a soccer player too so he’s loving it, he’d be the best defence player omg
- Allura picks it up easily and is wicked good totally kicking everyone’s asses, she goes from ‘innocent team fun’ to ‘you’re all going down mfs eat my dust’ (Shiro is smitten af lol he keeps getting distracted by her flawlessness which makes Lance all “Dude! Get it together I am not losing to Keith!”)
- Coran is the best ref ever and is just cheering for everyone the entire time, he’d probably dress for the part too (omg imagine Coran with the black and white striped shirt, a black cap, and whistle lol)
- It ends up a tie because the teams are equally good, also the game goes on for much longer than expected so they all get tired af and just finally give in satisfied with the game
- Coran brings out drinks and they all just chill together settling down; everyone’s sweaty and out of breath, they all have goofy grins
- Lance quietly thanks Hunk for getting everyone involved and just sighs happily at his space family
Hi y'all, so I’ve been doing make up for years for proms and weddings and engagement photos and such and thought I would offer some tips because I love make up and maybe not everyone knows these! Obvi keep in mind everyone is different and these may not work for you…
- Try Nivea’s Sensitive Post Shave Balm for Men as a primer. A little goes a long way and rub it in until it gets tacky
- There is literally no reason to buy mascara from high end brands and I’m a high end whore. My favorite is the Clump Crusher water resistant
- If you can’t decide between two foundation colors, choose the one that’s lighter. Bronzer can fix that shit quick
- The “buy concealer that is 56 shades too light” trend needs to die. One or two shades is plentyyyyy you don’t wanna look like a reverse raccoon and flash photography only makes it worse
- BAKE your under eyes and if you’re hoeing tbh bake your entire face. Message me if you don’t know what baking is
- Two best foundations I’ve ever used are the Too Faced Born This Way and Lancôme Teint Idole Ultra 24hr
- Stop applying your make up with your hands ladies pls buy a beauty blender and get it damp
- Take the foundation off your lips once you’ve set it bc if you just put lip product over it it’ll bunch up in the corners of your mouth
- Sigma has great brushes and shed less than any of my high end brushes. I’d definitely recommend splurging and getting a full set of them
- Do not base your purchases off of sellout YouTubers that are getting paid to say everything they’re saying
- Buy a setting spray and spray your eyeshadow brush w it before applying shimmery eye shadows and spray your whole face with it when you’re done
- I see girls on here all the time saying not to wear falsies which I think is absolutely insane but my falsies advice is start with individuals and work up to strips. That’s what I did
- Exfoliate your face and use the Biore black head strips on your nose for smoother make up application
- Don’t leave your lower lash line bare. I see this so much and it’s super weird looking. Do a little eyeshadow and mascara at the least to complete the whole look
- Avoid matte lipstick/liquid lips unless you’re sure your lips are smooth hydrated and snatched otherwise they will look like a butthole in 15 minutes
- W/ eyebrows and make up: less is more girl. ESPECIALLY from a man’s perspective
- If you’re going to put a base shadow down before doing your eyeshadow look (which I’d recommend), avoid putting it anywhere you’ll put shimmer and instead fill that space with a cream eyeshadow or more primer to make that shimmer popppp
- Wash your beauty blender every time you use it or it will grow mold I promise
- Buxom’s lip glosses are the absolute best. They are so high quality, smell good, last FOREVER, and tingle on your lips like mint
- Clean your make up brushes as often as you can (I wish I did more than I do) not only because it’s hygienic but because they will apply SO MUCH BETTER
- If your eyebrows are always rubbing off, invest in a waterproofing liquid to put over them. NYX has a cheap one that really works
- Make sure to go over the line of your falsies with black eyeliner to hide the glue. I don’t care if the glue is “clear” or “black” it’s visible
- If you can’t find a contour color that’s cool toned enough try an eyeshadow!
- Put tons of highlight on your cupid’s bow it’s so cute in my opinion and always gets lots of compliments
- TAKE YOUR MAKE UP OFF EVERY NIGHT. DO NOT SAVE YOUR MAKE UP FOR THE NEXT DAY. Some girls will fight me on this but imo no make up is cuter than gross make up and it’s so bad for your skin
- If your eyes are always watering your shit off get some anti-allergy or anti-dryness (whichever you think you have) eye drops
- You can exfoliate your lips before lipstick application easily with honey and sugar. Do this before putting on foundation and such. If you’re a bougie bitch you can buy scrubs from places like Lush
- I’m convinced that Burts Bees is the only chapstick I’ve ever used that didn’t make me end up needing chapstick more than I did in the first place
- If you don’t have time to wash off your make up then just use a make up wipe! The Kirkland brand ones are my all time faves because they don’t sting my eyes or leave a residue on my face
- Stop over washing your face. It makes it produce more oil to compensate and it could be why you have acne
- You don’t need to pay to get your brows waxed/threaded if you just pluck the spare 2 or 3 brows that grow out of place each day. You’ll keep your shape, save money, and your brows will always look good
- If you don’t use eyeshadow primer please buy some and watch your entire eyeshadow collection transform. If you can’t afford it but have concealer that’s second best and still works well
I could go on forever and might make a part two but I’m tired now. Probably going to make a make up favorites list by product category soon!
Message me with any make up questions ever because I love blabbing about it! Spread the luv and happy face beating!! 💄
“Maybe something like you really like Cole but you think he likes Lili and he thinks you like KJ and he gets super jealous and idk then somehow he confesses his feelings hehe xx” –Anonymous
Imagine: Ever since being hired to work on the cast of Riverdale you’ve had more than professional feelings for your co-star, Cole Sprouse. His on-screen and potentially off-screen romance with Lili Reinhart complicates things, and you find solace in your friendship with KJ Apa. In the end, everyone’s wires get crossed.
You watched your coworkers Lili and Cole as they did the latest interview in promotion of Riverdale Season 2. The interviewers teased Lili incessantly about “Bughead” and the makeout scene from the Season 1 finale. Cole joined in on the teasing, laughing all the while. Lili blushed, embarrassed.
You leaned against the wall of the viewing gallery, arms crossed. Your eyes narrowed at the interaction.
“Whoa there, Serpent girl,” KJ joked, leaning up next to you. “Getting into your role a little too much?”
Little did the interviewers know that the girl watching from afar was going to be the newest upcoming star in Riverdale as the female South Side Serpent counterpart to Jughead, and Betty’s rival as his love interest. While you were ordered to keep mum on the part until your big reveal, your agent asked that you shadow the others as they interviewed so that you could prepare for the fame that would come with your first big acting gig.
You turned to him, grinning good-naturedly. “Just learning from the best.”
Cole put an arm around Lili and your expression soured. KJ laughed, and you glared at him, hoping the noise didn’t interrupt the recording.
“Would you like to learn from someone in particular?” KJ asked, waggling his eyebrows suggestively.
Your face reddened. Part of your preparation for the role included doing a lot of one-on-one character training with Cole to build your chemistry. Cole’s idea of “character training” was not reading lines but instead spending inordinate amounts of time together going on walks, eating out, and other discrete adventures. To make things worse, his sincere blue eyes made your heart jump a little bit more than you’d like to admit.
You knew Cole and Lili were close long before you’d met him. You knew they were “couple goals” on his Snapchat and their relationship on the show was the biggest ship on teenage-targeted television. It didn’t mean you have to like it.
Okay, what is the deal with Aria’s file? What on earth could be her secret? A secret that would put EZRA in jail, and make him pick Nicole over her?
AD says the following to Aria:
“Jessica DiLaurentis kept excellent records. If Ezra knew what was in your file he would definitely choose Nicole, and she would be visiting him in jail.”
Why would something …
put EZRA in jail
AND have him pick Nicole
One thing we know for sure is it had to be something that happened BEFORE Jessica’s murder, since it is something Jessica found out.
This can be interpreted in two ways:
Jessica DiLaurentis found something incriminating about Ezra that Aria has kept a secret. But…. why would Ezra hate Aria because of it? Why would Ezra blame Aria if this came out? What is she willing to keep secret about Ezra that she would go against her best friends for? Does Aria know a secret about Ezra that if it came out would put him in jail? Okay, there are a few possibilities here, but why would it make Ezra choose Nicole over Aria? Thats the part I just dont understand. Ezra could be upset that Jessica found out something about him, but why would it make him give up his love for Aria???
Jessica found out something about Aria that would cause Ezra to hate herand to do something that would put him in jail….Is this signifying that Ezra would kill Aria if he found out this secret?
I feel like the following photo is significant. The 4 glasses represent the four main girls, Spencer, Hanna, Aria & Emily.
By shattering a glass, it is a symbol that she is no longer one of them, that she is going against the group to protect whatever is in her file.
The girls have always stuck together, so it has to be something HUGE if she is willing to go over to the dArk side.
(Side Note: I swear to GOD if Marlene messes this up and its something stupid Im going to jump off a cliff)
There has always been something sketchy about Aria. I’ve written a million posts about it and don’t want to go through every little thing again because we’ll be here all day, but I do want to go over a few significant things.
Aria and Eddie Lamb
When Aria goes into Radley to get info on Bethany’s old roommate, Eddie Lamb recognizes her and says he feels like they have met before. Aria acts REALLY BIZARRE in this scene. She is obviously hiding something. She has some kind of connection to Radley Sanitarium.
Aria and Jason
A part of me has always believed that Jason is A. I have written theories about it. He has always had a thing for Aria. The weirdest thing was when he had all of those close-up photos of her sleeping. He claimed Alison took them-but I just dont buy that. And later A had the same photos in his/her lair.
Then there is a very similar scene in later seasons, of Aria hanging up her creepy doll photographs in a dark room. It is a parallel to when Jason is in the darkroom with the pictures of her.
Its possible that whatever is in her file has something to do with Jason. This could lead in to why it would cause Ezra to choose Nicole over Aria.
Aria and Mona
What the hell did Aria whisper to Mona at this moment that had her running scared?????? Aria and Mona have always had an interesting relationship and suspicious conversations.
Aria had the mannequin family framed in her Dollhouse bedroom. The look on her face seems to convey that she KNOWS SOMETHING. Who/why they were taken there.
There are so many crazy possibilities as to what is in Aria’s file. The last few episodes of the show have really depressed me. I’ve been majorly disappointed in the writing and reveals. I am really hoping they give us something shocking and amazing for Aria’s secret.
One Last Time Breaking up is hard to do. Rating: M Categories: Smut, angst Preview: “Babe?” you press him when he still hasn’t moved apart from the occasional brush of his lips to your sternum. The overly familiar pet name slipped from your lips before you knew it, but if he notices it, if it makes him feel anyway, he doesn’t react.
“Minute,” his voice is thick and hoarse with unexpected emotion. “Jus’ one more minute, love.”
The thought that he’s taking just a moment to grieve is almost crushing to you and you blink back tears as the reality of the situation crops up again. You stroke your fingers through his hair, reveling in the softness, even when it is damp, and you let him absorb what he has apparently found nestled in your chest.
It’s About Balance In which Harry is your junior and you are – literally – fucked. Rating: M Categories: Smut, fluff(?) Preview: He sweeps your hair away from the back of your neck and his
teeth close down on the nape of your neck – firm, but not as animalistic as he
had before. You still moan and writhe under him, but he pins you so you can’t
escape. “S’this mean I won?”
“What’d you get the other stuff for?” you ignore him, your
voice a little wheezy from the weight of him on your back.
He moans in thought and kisses down the back of your
shoulder and between your shoulder blades. “S’all about balance, love.” He
licks your spine, savoring the taste of sweat and skin – a privilege he has
waited long and worked hard for. “Speakin’ o’ balance,” he muses. “I’d like to
balance you on my face if that’s a’right w’you.”
It’s About Chances - It’s About Balance Part 002 In which Harry wants a chance and you are are fucked. Again. Rating: M Categories: Smut, drama Warnings: Mentions of daddy!kink, about 3-4 times. Nothing heavy. Preview: “I wan’ a chance,” he repeats. “A fair chance. If yeh really don’ wan’ another go, I’ll stop pushin’, but I want yeh to stop me because you don’ want it, not cause you think you shouldn’t.”
He looks years older in his agony, and the frown lines around his mouth….
No, you don’t like those. He shouldn’t frown so, ever. Not when that beautiful grin and a pair of dimples hides behind them. You reach up and smooth your fingertips over the tight corners of his mouth and Harry turns his mouth into your wrist, right to your pulse point. The gestures from the both of you are simple, but intimate, and there’s an instinctual ease to them, like a second nature. They’re like a shock straight through to your heart and you whimper under your breath. He could be pulling strings that he knows will work, but when his green eyes flicker back to you, there’s such resignation in them and no, no, you don’t want this beautiful boy – and he is honestly beautiful, even sliding out of shadows – to look this sad.
Cup of Tea Harry wants tea and you want to be taught a lesson. Rating: M. Very. Categories: Smut Warnings: Daddy!Kink, spankings (rings on, please). Preview: “What are you going to do?” you scoff at him. “Drag me
across the table and teach me a lesson?”
Harry’s swears he feels his palms itch and his fingers
twitch. “Don’t tempt me,” he says stiffly.
“I’d like to see you try.” Your laugh is derisive and you’re
not sure why you’re being quite so contentious, but then he’s leaning over across
the corner of the table and has slid his hand into your hair and you think you
have your answer.
“Paying attention to me now, hmm?” you ask in a dry simper.
You refuse to wince when he tugs at the roots, though you breath does catch in
“Is that what you want?” he asks sharply. “You want some attention?”
It is, he realizes as he looks into your unflinching eyes – you want this.
It’s About Firsts - It’s About Balance Part 003 There’s two times you realize you’re falling for the boy who isn’t a boy anymore, and one time you realize you’ve already fallen. Rating: M Categories: Angst, fluff, implied smut Preview: You’re squeezing your eyes against tears. Oh, you hate him. Why does he have to say it for the first time now? In the ugliest of fights and war of words you two have ever had?
“M’a prick,” he moans in quiet anguish as if begging you to forgive him. “M’a tosser, m’a twat, m’a bloody, cowardly git… I am a child, m’everythin’ wrong an’ you’d be right to leave, but m’askin’ yeh please, don’t.”
More About Babies - It’s About Balance One Shot You’re pretty, Harry’s pretty, and you would make pretty babies together. Rating: M Categories: Fluff, implied smut, Harry as a dad Preview: “Tha’ one’s cute, isn’t he, love?” Harry smiles and pulls a face at a big-eyed baby in a cart who promptly sticks out a little pink tongue in happiness and claps his hands together.
“Yes, love,” you reply. “Very cute.”
Harry pinches your side knowingly and he doesn’t have to say a word for you to hear him say that your baby would be cuter.
After Midnight Harry comes home late but he’s not the only one who’s up. Rating: M Categories: Fluff, smut Preview: Your hand is slowly gripping down on his arm more and more
and you have to bite your lip to contain a whimper. You don’t know how long you
torture yourself like this before you feel his breathing start to change from
the even pattern of sleep to harsh pulls through his teeth and small groans
that break past his lips. If he’s questioning what’s gotten into you, he sure
as fuck doesn’t care enough to pursue it.
Snowbound You’re snowbound with Harry and your son. Cozy, right? But the two of you broke up two and a half years ago. Rating: M Categories: Angst, smut, drama, fluff, family Preview: “You haven’t stopped calling me love all night,” you share your observation. You’re warm and happy enough from the wine, the lack of strife between you two, and the sight of your son that you can bring it up to him without it coming off as rude or mean or something thereof.
“I haven’t stopped since you left.”
He says it so casually you’re not sure he really understands the implications. It even takes you a minute to comprehend exactly how he means that, and you hear a faint ringing in your ears when you do.
Homebound - Snowbound Part 002 You and Harry agreed it was just the one night. Right? Rating: T+ Categories: Fluff, drama, angst, family Preview: You could have days like this all the time, before your son was too old to want them and would rather spend time with his friends. You could give your son his father and the father his son, and you could have family snow days, and zoo trips, and lazy days in bed and trips to his shows when the tours he does set off on keep him local.
You could be kissed into the back of a door every morning.
Homebound Addendum - Snowbound Part 002.5 Harry’s flat post Homebound. Rating: T+ Categories: Angst, family Preview: He can see secret smiles and long-denied skin being unwrapped from inside clothes. He can taste laughs into kisses and desperate shushing against helplessly open mouths. He can smell your hair and feel your skin under his lips as he faded into the best sleep he can remember having in a long, long time.
He’d had his family back.
Inbound - Snowbound Part 003 Dating is too soft of a word – you’re just having a go at being a family. Rating: M Categories: Fluff, drama, smut, family Preview: You knock as loudly as you dare to on his door, suddenly nervous after having plucked up your courage.
You crack his door open and peer in guiltily to find him staring at you from the bed bleary eyed. And yet, you can tell he hasn’t been sleeping, only trying and probably failing like you have been.
“We’re supposed to spend time together,” you say in a hushed voice that wobbles from nerves.
Rebound - Snowbound Part 004 It’s Harry’s turn to crash with you and your son, but you’ve never had anybody over and you don’t know if the walls are soundproof. Rating: M Categories: Fluff, drama, smut, family Preview: You smile sleepily at him and reach for his hands to pull him from his would-be-bed. “You are a performer,” you murmur. “Your physical conditioning is very important. You’ve tried very, very hard to fall asleep, but the fact is,” your eyes sparkle with mischief he hasn’t seen in too long, “this couch gives you a backache.”
“Yeah?” he asks with an almost dopey grin, dimples popping out.
“Not good at all.” You lean in and pull his bottom lip in between yours and suckle softly and his fingers slide into your hair with a soft groan. “So Daddy gets to sleep with Mummy tonight.”
Northbound - Snowbound Part 005 Your son is just a little bit curious and a little bit jealous. Rating: T Categories: Fluff, drama, family Preview: “Did you help Daddy?” you ask quietly. “Was it nice getting to see him?”There’s a sleepy little nod and you cradle your baby closer while settling in against the back of the couch. “Sweet boy,” you murmur softly. “It’s okay, go back to sleep. Back to sleep with Mumma now….”
You feel a pair of eyes on you and you roll your head to find Harry in the doorway. There’s a softness to his gaze as he observes the two of you and you see him nod a bit as if to say “good”.
This is where the two of you belong.
Once, Then, and Now - Snowbound Father’s Day Extra Father’s Day with Harry before, during, and after the split in Snowbound. Rating: K+ Categories: Fluff, drama, family Preview: The first thing he sees is a drawing in crayon – it’s a little scribble-y and abstract, and his hair looks a mess (but he supposes that’s just truthful), and Harry smiles at the two large green dots that are right in the middle of his forehead in the drawing.
“Uh huh,” his son nods. “And that’s me,” he points to a smaller, curly-headed figure in the drawing. “And Mumma’s in the house, but we can’t see her.”
He points to a blob behind the window that Harry presumes is meant to be you – the colors match your skin and hair, at least somewhat, and he stares at it for a moment before his eyes drift to the message on the other side of the card.
Schoolbound - Snowbound Part 006 Harry doesn’t want to go to this fundraising, school community event – whatever that is – and you regret your decision to bring him, too. Rating: M Categories: Smut, drama, family Preview: He kisses your neck again and then drags his nose along the smooth column of it up to your jaw. “Your son is a joy, Mr. Styles. Tell us,” he nuzzles your cheek and then pulls your earlobe between his teeth just for a second. “Does he need a mummy to keep you warm in your bed at night? Whoops-a-daisy, my legs just… fell open.”
Make This Feel Like Home - Snowbound Flashback Extra What was it like for you when you left Harry? Rating: T Categories: Drama, angst, family Preview: It’s in the middle of these quiet sobs of grief that you feel like a child who has run away from home and gotten to the bus station before realizing it was a bad idea – it was a very bad idea, but they have no idea how to get home and they don’t know who to call so they stand in the station and cry and cry until someone offers to help them find their way home.
Misbound - Snowbound Part 007 You were both hurt after the split, so where do you stand now that you’re together again? Rating: M Categories: Smut, drama, angst, family Preview: “Is this a nail in our coffin?” You hope your voice is steady, but you think he can hear the trembling in it. “We had one last go around?”
“Is it?” he asks almost snidely but there’s a flash in his eyes and his hand makes a grabby sort of motion – as if he’d wanted to lunge and latch onto you.
To keep you.
You stare at him, long and hard. Your silence makes his jaw set and you see his eyes widen just slightly to a panicked setting.
Harry grunts again, sounding slightly less cross and more like a hum.
“A little baby with ten fingers, and ten toes.” Your voice cracks a bit and it takes Harry a moment before he peels your grip off from around him and turns over. He looks at you with puffy, green eyes that are sleepy and unfocused but they manage to find you somehow.
“An’ a baby mouth,” he continues. “An’ two eyes, and a nose jus’ like his mumma’s.”
Curious Girl - Threesome You, Harry and a mystery man for one night. Rating: M Categories: Smut Preview: A new set of hands on the silky, lacy, chic button-up you’d worn out tonight nearly makes you jump, but Harry holds you still, massaging your hips through the dark jeans you’d worn.
This is okay, you think. You’re allowed this.
Drive You really should have driven, but Harry’s not driving you anywhere after this night. Rating: M Categories: Drama, smut, Preview: Suddenly his nose is against yours, though, and although you know he’s “rubbing off” the kiss, it makes you stiffen and your fingers go slack on his face. Harry, too, has caught onto it, and he’s yet to step back. Your smile is fading and the both of you are still as statues until he bumps it – just a bit – against yours. Your heart drums aggressively in your chest as you timidly bump back, and there’s a pause where neither of you move beyond that; then, he nuzzles once more. They’re Eskimo kisses, for all intents and purposes – soft little affectionate rubs while you exchange breaths of peppermint and chamomile.
Bedbound - Snowbound Part 009 Harry’s sick and misery loves company. Rating: T Categories: Drama, fluff, family Preview: Harry grumbles in response, and you kiss his cheek. He, in turn, rolls his head to you and peeks through his lashes at you. Green eyes flicker over your face for a moment with almost feverish confusion – but you’ve touched his forehead and he’s perfectly cool – and then he sighs and bends his arm to stroke your cheek with the back of his unusually ringless knuckles.
“Was wondering about you,” you comment, still stroking his hairline. “You didn’t come get me.”
Harry cracks a smile, eyes falling shut. “You were mad a’me,” he slurs by way of explanation.
You press your lips to his temple, humming your confirmation. “Go back to sleep,” you whisper. “Sorry for waking you.”
Discovery Bound - Snowbound Part 010 In which you, Harry, and your son receive company for breakfast. Rating: M Categories: Drama, fluff, smut, family Preview: “Y’okay?” you ask with your palm on a sweat-dampened shoulder of his t-shirt.
Harry grunts once.
“Someone at the door,” you tell him.
“Yeah,” he says, speaking at last with a gravelly voice.
“Your son wants breakfast,” you try again.
You huff, and although your limbs are still heavy with sleep and orgasmic bliss, you wriggle out from underneath the blankets.
“C’mback to bed,” he whines deeply.
No Running - Snowbound Flashback Extra Harry came back to a home without a heart. Rating: T Categories: Drama, angst, family Preview: Harry has a feeling when he gets home with an exhausted call of “Daddy’s home” that something is wrong. The jackhammering of the needle over his heart, an impulsive decision that he doesn’t regret – not now, not ever – is still ringing loudly in his ears, but that’s the only sound in his ears.
It’s still – too much so. There’s no life in the flat, not even sleeping.
Store Bound Snowbound Part 011 Popstar Papas don’t like the Paparazzi. Rating: T Categories: Drama, fluff, family Preview: “Because there were five bloody photographers shootin’ photos through the glass storefront of a fuckin’ Tesco, that’s why! I want to know why they’re of interest! I want to know why they were followed!”you hear him shouting. “Families are off limits!”
“Daddy’s angry,” your son observes and you sigh as you stroke his hair. You’ve sat yourself on the floor, still in your jacket, and your son’s is on your lap, having just been removed in a fierce tugging battle.
“Yeah,” you agree and you wince when you hear a heavy thud from the office. “But he’s not angry with us.”
“He’s angry at the people taking pictures?”
Lovebound - Snowbound Part 012 Never put off till tomorrow that which can be said today. Rating: T Categories: Drama, angst, family Preview: His heart is starting to thump in his chest and he’s getting scared.
“Where’re your jogging bottoms?” he asks hoarsely, slowly – like whatever is going on with you will hear him and decide to accelerate and he won’t be able to help however he can. His eyes are lit up and alert, locked on you and looking for the most minute changes.You inhale shakily.
“Drawer,” you answer weakly.
You Could Have It’s been so long…. Rating: M Categories: Smut Preview: “How many girls get brought backstage to fuck Harry Styles?” you ask quietly, pulling at the hem of his t-shirt.
He bites his lip and his brow furrows on the heels of his sharp inhale. “Jus’ the one.”
You pause at that.
“Jus’ you,” he stresses. “You’re the one, Christ.”
Holiday One Shots!
More About Christmas – It’s About Balance Holiday One Shot Oh the weather outside is frightful…. Rating: M Categories: Fluff, drama, family, smut Preview: He’s only just come in, because snowflakes are still clinging to his coat and the few that dot his wild curls are melting before your eyes. Harry’s cheeks and nose are pink from the cold and winds, and his bag is thrown carelessly to the side along with his boots, the only part of his outfit he’s managed to toe off.
He smiles crookedly, smugly, a single dimple burrowing on the side of his mouth that’s lifting. “What’s ha—“
His greeting is cut off when you all but collide with him, inhaling the cold smell of the outside off his coat mixed with the warm, spicy scent off the tan skin of his neck.
“Alright, alright,” he laughs as you grip his coat, but his own viselike hold around you betrays a degree of his own desperation. “Can I have a look at yeh?”
You shake your head against him and feel one of his large hands run over the back of your head, stroking your hair gently as he chuckles warmly. “Not yet then?”
“Mmm?” Harry acknowledges his son while smoothing out a thick edge of the dough.
“Did you used to do this?” he asks, voice pitching up at the end.
“What?” Harry asks. “Bake biscuits? ‘Course, yeh goose.”
“Before you became a singer?”
“Mmhm,” Harry hums. “Where’s the tree? Think we need a few more trees, don’t you?”
Three Wisemen and a Lemon Curd - Thirty Minutes and a Lemon Curd Holiday One Shot Christmas dinner with all the fixings. Rating: M Categories: Drama, angst, smut Preview: It isn’t that you belong to each other, but with each other. You belong with him, and he belongs with you. He’s sure of it, though he fought against notions of how nice it would be to have someone who understood him and who he was apart from a popstar for almost as long as he’s been attracted to you. You’re the girl who ordered lemon curds and who split them with him when he came to visit while talking to him about all the little things he was missing by leading his extraordinary life. So much had changed, but you hadn’t, and he thinks you’re one of only a handful of people who know him for who he is rather than who he’s become.
How is he supposed to look your family in the eye when he’s got such weighted thoughts as these on his mind?
The Tipping Point Harry’s halfway around the world and you still help him. Rating: M Categories: Smut Preview: Harry swallows hard and licks his lips, steeling himself while he strokes and squeezes up and down his girth. “’Right, love,” he mutters breathlessly to you although you are halfway around the world from him. “Help m’out.”
The Deal Harry and you have a deal, but he thought the two of you ran together. Rating: M Categories: Smut, angst (momentarily) Preview: “Thought you fuckin’ knew,” he mutters, leaning against your counter. “S’not a fuckin’ deal anymore. We get on, don’t we?” He’s shaking his head and your body feels tingly from adrenaline and discovery.
Pain Kink Harry gives you a tattoo and you have a go at him. Rating: M Categories: Smut Preview: “You can fuck me,” you inform him breathily. “Instead of using your hand after.”
He doesn’t respond, finishing his final strokes.
“Harry?” you press. “Would you fuck me once you’re through here?”
The polite innocence with which the question is asked comes in stark contrast to the crude content of it and the desired result. You smile slightly when you spy a noticeable change in his coloring.
Suddenly silence roars in the room as the machine clicks off and the aggravated buzzing ceases to fill the space.
More About Moments - It’s About Balance Short Shot It’s the little moments that reveal the most. Rating: M Categories: Smut Preview: You wear the very jumper he has on now to bed later that night, and you add it to the pile of clothes that have been steadily building up in your flat. When he pulls it out from under the tangle of blankets when the two of you are getting dressed the next morning, you pull it back and jerk your chin towards one of the other ones lying around your bedroom.
“Why?” he asks, a bit of an indignant pinch in his voice. “S’chilly out! That’s a t-shirt!”
You pat his stomach gently on the way by to throw the jumper into one of your drawers. You’ll wear it when he’s gone and bury your nose in it and look for markers of him, and you, and hope that the moments without him are more fleeting than the ones with him.
I used to be super interested in witchcraft when I was little, but now I'm pretty curious about practicing it and where I should start??
Ultimately, you start wherever you want to.
Think about why you were interested in witchcraft as a kid. What drew you to it? What did you want to do? Do some research on modern witchcraft, what it is now. What can you do? What can you not do? Are your childhood interests still possible? Are they even still relevant to you as an adult? As an adult, what do you want; and, subsequently, can you do that with with craft? What would you like to do with magic? Is it possible? What would you like to stay away from? Why?
Answer those questions, really look down and figure out what it is you want, and even who you are, and you should get a good idea of where you should go. For example, say you want to get into witchcraft to feel closer to nature, particularly the ocean, and channel that chaotic gorgeous energy; that might be a good sign to study sea magic. Or, perhaps, you have a supply limit, but you want to be able to do all sorts of things with minimal supplies; energy work is relevant in most forms of magic, and can do a lot with minimal / no other ingredients. Or, maybe you want to be more creative with your magic; sigil work is wonderful for that, while still being low on supplies and discreet. Maybe you want to do everything you can; well, welcome to eclectic witchcraft.
Some varieties of magic, to give you an idea and get you started:
energy work ; candle magic ; crystal magic ; sachet magic ; knot magic ; poppet magic ; jar magic ; kitchen magic ; bath magic ; traditional magic ; urban magic ; glamour magic ; chaos magic ; sigil magic ; tech magic ; pop culture magic ; green magic ; elemental magic ; cottage magic ; sea magic ; storm magic ; space magic ; hedgework ; spirit work ; dragon magic ; shadow work ; blood magic ; sex magic ; death magic
Once you figure out a direction you want to go in, get some paper, find some reading material, and take notes. Research is one of the big things in witchcraft, and you’re going to be doing a bunch of it, particularly in the beginning, but honestly it never ends. Write what you want to know, or what you think you’ll want to use. Take what you read with a grain of salt; cross referencing is useful.
[Here] is a list of authors you should try to avoid - trigger warning for mention of various disturbing topics. [Here] is a post that talks about why your book on witchcraft might be full of it; if you have any questions as to why that might be, feel free to ask the OP or even myself. [Here] is a post that explains using discretion and critical reading in regards to witchcraft books.
When you feel you’re prepared to start doing spells, do some. It might be easier to start with a premade spell, and they still work if you didn’t write them yourself, but if you feel you wanna write your own, go for it. Take notes of what you do during your castings, particularly in the beginning, so when mistakes happen (and they will), you can go back and read and see where it might have gone wrong to try to fix it or avoid in the future.
And yes, you will make mistakes. We all did, and still do. The best part of magic is experimentation, finding what works for you. You’re not gonna get everything perfect; some things also just won’t work for you. Try to fix it, but if it isn’t working, just move on. Keep your confidence in yourself - remember we all screw up and had to go through this period of finding who we are as magic users within the craft. You will find it in your own time, no rush, do it at your own pace. It is YOUR magic, after all.
And that’s what I’ve got for right now (starting to feel a bit drained, so I can’t flesh this out like I want to, but I’m thinking of writing down topics to work on more posts later). For things I didn’t cover, here are some more posts to read through:
The other option I wrote out was something that Yoosung wouldn’t actually do, so deleted it
Jaehee was working herself too hard
She hadn’t taken a break since they’d opened the café
MC manages to convince Jaehee to take a day off with her and close cafe early so that they can go see Zen’s musical together
However, a few days before their evening out, Jaehee books a private event at the cafe when the play is supposed to start
They argue about it because Jaehee thinks it will be a great chance to promote the cafe, but MC says Jaehee promised and needs some time away from work
In the end, they just pout at each other and don’t speak for a little while
MC goes to the musical alone and no, she’s not being stubborn, Jaehee is!
After the play, Zen asks MC to come backstage so she can ask about Jaehee, but MC explains everything that happened
Zen agrees to go with her to the cafe to talk to Jaehee during the private event, as he wants to see her as well (he likes hanging out with the two of them)
When they arrive, the party is in full swing, someone tries to force them out because “it’s a private event”, but before MC can state she’s a co-owner, a guest recognizes Zen and says they’re with her
MC goes to find Jaehee and sees her being kissed by another woman
Granted, it’s on the cheek, but it took forever for Jaehee to get comfortable with PDA from MC
So MC turns around and walks out to go home and cry
The next day, MC proposes they break up before the cafe opens and anyone else is there, even saying she found all the documents online to give/sell her half of the cafe to Jaehee
Jaehee is very quick to stop this line of thinking and the two of them have a long, serious talk about all their problems
Jaehee ends up agreeing to take one day off a month to go on a date with MC, but only if MC will help her rake in more customers with events and such
It’s their one year anniversary of being married
In months leading up to it, Zen made a bigger deal of it than she did
Not to mention, Valentine’s Day and Christmas were his favorite holiday and he’d gone all out for those every single time
And not only does Zen forget
But he goes out drinking after work with a few cast mates
He even makes a post inviting fans to come hang out with them
He’s posting things on his FB page, twitter and Instagram the whole time
MC had made a nice dinner to surprise him when he got home, but when she saw his social media, she goes on the Messenger and cries
She ends up packing a bag and is getting into a cab to go Jaehee’s place for a little while (she was sweet enough to offer her couch if MC needed some time away)
Zen comes home right about then, a little too drunk, and asks where she’s going
“Check the Messenger.” Is all she says before she slams the door
Zen goes inside and sees and…. fuck. Fuck. FUCK!!!
How could he have been such a jerk!!
He sees the beautiful meal she made, the remnants of candles, and so on, and he’s fucked up, royally
When he gets a notification that MC is online, he jumps on, interrupting a conversation between her and Jumin about the furball
Immediately, she logs off
In the morning, he goes to work, he does what he has to, then he goes to Jaehee’s.
Jaehee lets him in because she wants him to apologize to MC (who had been crying a lot because of him)
He swears it’ll never happen again
He begs forgiveness
He even promises to give her a whole day, just for her, if only she’ll come home
She agrees, but only just barely, and even then, she refuses to share the bed with him
Zen immediately calls his director, claims to be sick and says he needs a day off
He sleeps on the floor next to the couch because he refuses to be away from her until she forgives him
He takes her on a long, romantic date, treats her like more than a princess, when people ask what the occasion is, he tells the truth; he forgot their first anniversary and is making it up to her
They first shame him, then they give him advice or free stuff to help (or they just give it to her with a sad, “oh honey, I’m so sorry he forgot.”)
Halfway through the day, she says that being mad at him is exhausting and she just want to go home and take a nap
He refuses because he promised her a day and now he plans to make it a day
When they’re stoped in the park by some of his fans, he excuses himself from them, politely stating he’s on a date with his wife
The girls “awwwww” because it’s super cute how enamored with her he is
By the time they get home, she’s exhausted and can’t believe he packed so much into one day
But it doesn’t end there
He draws her up a bubble bath (and joins her after setting something up)
And when they get out, he has candles lit in their bedroom
Love making ensues
The morning, she aches in all the right ways, and is surprised when Zen drags her back into bed when she tries to get up to eat, and whispers that because he had so much fun yesterday, he called out sick today too
But this time, he plans on them staying home all day ;)
One of Jumin’s high society “friends” says that MC is “kind of plain” and “surprisingly uncultured” and “clumsy”
To Jumin’s face
MC knows she can be clumsy, but it genuinely wasn’t her fault she bumped into that guy and spilled her drink on him
Hell, she’s heard comments like this before, and she’s honestly not even really bothered by them
Until Jumin agrees with him
She walks out of the party without saying a word, is driven back to the pent house and packs up her things
Anything Jumin has bought her with his money, she throws in the garbage
She ends up with a surprisingly small backpack from her high school days
She writes a note, “Since I’m so uncultured, I didn’t know the proper protocol for this, so I’m sorry if it’s not to your tastes. But I am leaving. I won’t tell you where I’m going. Hopefully the absence of my plain face won’t bother you.”
To her surprise, Elizabeth blocks her way and won’t let her leave the penthouse
She manages to get past Elizabeth eventually, but by then she has 10 missed calls from Jumin, 1-5 from the other RFA members, and bumps into Jumin in the lobby on her way out
He’s so relieved she’s okay, but MC fibs to him and says her mother is in the hospital and she needs to go visit right away, and she wants to go alone
He allows this because he knows how stubborn and independent she can be
When she’s in the car, she reads the messages, finds out that Jumin noticed her absence near-immediately and went looking for her
When he couldn’t find her, he panicked
He and the RFA all assumed that she had been kidnapped
She ends up actually just going to her mothers, and once Driver Kim has left, she goes to a hotel to stay the night
As soon as she’s checked in, she gets a call from Jumin demanding to know where she is. He refuses to lose her.
“Maybe next time, pick someone better suited to you,” she says. “Some one beautiful and graceful and refined. Like maybe Sarah.” Then she hangs up.
He calls her all through the night, although she shut her phone off pretty quickly
In the morning, she listens to his messages as he gets increasingly more desperate, even breaking down into tears at some point
After breakfast is delivered to her room, she gets a call from 707, who starts speaking so frantically, she can’t understand him
What he boils it down to is, “Thank god you turned on your phone, Jumin paid me a lot of money to track you down, and I can’t fail him. I have to fill up my babies with premium~”
This whole conversation happens while she’s eating
Then there’s a knock on the door as she finishes her food
With a piece of toast hanging out of her mouth and 707 still on the phone in her hand, she answers the door to three security guards and Jumin
The toast falls out of her mouth
Jumin forces himself inside the room, shuts the door, and grabs her phone
“Thank you, Luciel, the money will be wired to you by the end of the day.”
Jumin then hangs up and throws the phone across the room
He then grabs MC and kisses her
When he pulls away, she sees how bedraggled he looks. He’s still wearing the same suit form the night before, it’s wrinkled and his hair is a mess
He begs her never to leave him again
He apologizes a million times, telling her she’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever met and that he was barely even paying attention to what that man said, he didn’t even realize until it was too late
He loves her too much to lose her
MC ends up realizing she hurt him just as much as he hurt her and apologizes for leaving like that, for saying the things she did, it was unfair
After holding each other for a little while, Jumin declares he’s going to take a day off of work, and they are going to stay in this hotel room until the next day
MC just rolls her eyes at this, but sure, fine, whatever
He’d been acting… distant
Of course, part of it was because he was keeping an eye on Saeran, who was having a really bad stream of episodes
More than once, Saeran had lashed out at one or both of them
It didn’t help that Saeyoung was trying really hard to get out of the spy life and was doing his best to keep hackers away from them
MC did the best she could not to be a burden on him since he had so much on his plate
If MC was around, she’d help around the house by cleaning, making decent meals for the brothers, making sure they at least tried to eat, and so on
One day, however, Saeyoung snaps at MC that he’s fine, he doesn’t need her to put on a show and he just needs her to leave
When she comes back a few hours later with food and note with a joke on it, he’s still frustrated and says he told her to get out
So MC says goodbye to Saeran and goes home
She stops texting him good morning and good night at this point
At first, he just assumes she forgot, no big deal, that or she’s mad at him
Goes on for three days, then he realizes he’s hungry and Saeran almost sets fire to the kitchen trying to cook with some of the ingredients MC bought and left behind
Saeyoung cooks, but its not as good
He goes to check on MC at her apartment, only to find all the cameras are taped over, so he has to go in person
When he gets there, MC refuses to open the door
When Saeyoung asks why, she informs him that, she’s been trying her best to take care of him and Saeran, but Saeyoung continues to push her away
After everything they’ve been through, and he’s still pushing her away
Saeran really isn’t the best company, either, but she doesn’t blame him for that
When Saeyoung told her he didn’t need her, that he didn’t want her, MC decided that, if that’s what he thought would make him happy, she’d listen
He doesn’t need to see her again
Guess who’s begging for forgiveness through her apartment door?
Saeyoung just starts apologizing uncontrollably, saying he didn’t mean it, he loves her, needs her, Saeran needs her totally doesn’t almost ruin the apology by saying that they really need her to cook because Saeran can’t, and he’s not very good
Eventually MC lets him in and they hug and kiss and make up
MC also starts teaching Saeran to cook so there aren’t anymore… incidents
soon Saeran is a better cook than she is, but he doesn’t let Saeyoung have any when he “acts weird” and more often than not, if he goes to deliver food to his brother, he dumps the plate on the table in such a way that some of the food usually goes flying
Request// I’d like to request a Klaus x reader where he turns the reader because they’re in love and they sleep together and it’s her first time and fluff please
*I’ve separated the smut from everything else with an ‘x’ so you can still read it even if you don’t wanna go through the naught parts! So sorry to the anon who sent this to me. I started it but then got distracted by the Derek week that just ended. Just know that I really really love getting requests from you guys! Please keep asking for stories and I’ll keep trying to write them to the best of my capabilities*
To most, Klaus had been the monster that scared small children and the myth that lurked in the shadows. The only that wrong with their assumptions was that he wasn’t a myth at all. He had been alive and well for centuries and how somehow ended up with you. You had met a year earlier at a ball in New Orleans and ever since, you had been captivated by one another. Klaus once thought of it as a hex by a vengeful witch but you had thought of it as fate.
You and Klaus were polar opposites. Where he craved vengeance, you pushed for peace and when he demanded blood to rain through the streets, you were the only light that could bring him back from his darkest hours. You were his Persephone and he was your Hades.
“Tell me another story, Klaus,” you whispered into his ear as your laid against him.
“What do you want to hear about this time?” His body moved closer towards you as your fingers wandered through his hair.
“I want to hear about life in the 1920s.”
“The Roaring 20s, eh?” You could feel a low chuckle run through his stomach.
“That’s what they call it, nowadays.”
“I was a different back then, love,” he said quietly. “If you think that I’m dangerous now,you couldn’t bare to see me decades ago.”
“Well, then,” You turned his face to look towards you and gave him a friendly smile. “How about just the good parts?”
He swallowed and took a moment to think before answering. “There was no other decade like the 20s. The first World War had just ended and the cities were exhilarating, always stirring with life. Alcohol had been abolished in 1920, but if you knew the right people, you could still get your hands on it.
“What really made the decade so exciting was the clubbing. That’s when people really came to life. Big bands played for hours on end and flappers danced the night away. Somedays, I wish I could go back to those moments.”
“I wish I had the chance to experience the 20s.”
“You still have decades upon decades to experience, Y/N. Don’t get caught up in the past, especially if it’s not your own.” He smiled down at you as he teased you.
You try to smile back, but the enthusiasm wouldn’t stick. “That’s the thing Klaus..”
“What is it, love?”
“I… I want to spend years with you.”
He looked worried, knowing your words ran deeper than he could see. “And it would be my honor to spend the years with you.”
“In fact,” you pulled him closer, bringing his forehead to yours. “I would love to spend eternity to you.”
@imonlyheretowatchstuff : So I have a prompt? Its klangst, hope you don’t mind! anyways, lance and Keith
have a bad fight, ending up with Keith saying something to lance that just
REALLY gets to him. Langst and he leaves. Just leaves. He packs his stuff and
leaves in either blue or some other way. Thus ensures klangst however you want
it. They search for him and you choose whether they find him immediately or
later on then klance! He leaves a note, “I was only just a
replacement.” or something like that. Its okay, if no.
[A/N: as you read, there is gonna be klangst ahead! I am really excited
to do my first prompt-fill! I hope you enjoy, lovelies! I have a plan for what I want Lance to do while he’s disappeared, so keep an eye out for Part II!
Warning: maybe a little OOC, but I tried my best to keep them as in
character as I could, but I know that Keith wouldn’t do that, and Lance wouldn’t
do this. So just,,, keep an open mind, I guess?]
The day hadn’t been good for Lance to start with – he’d
overslept for the first time in a week, he didn’t get to eat breakfast because
of it, and he must’ve been coming down with a cold or something because he’s
had a nasal headache all day. So when he went to go see Keith while he was
training, he’d hoped that the boy would be able to see how upset Lance already
was, and snuggle up to talk about Earth or something to make him feel better.
“Keith?” Lance called as he walked into the training deck,
looking around for him, finding him battling the Gladiator again. “Can you come
cuddle?” He asked, not expecting anything but a kind ‘sure, give me a tick,
babe.’ What ensued next was the biggest fight they’d had to date.
“No, Lance, I need to train. You need to, too. Zarkon won’t
wait for us to be ready to battle him,” Keith said in between blocking and
attacking the robot.
“But Keith,” Lance whined, rubbing his eyes. “I’ll train
tomorrow, okay? But right now I’d like some cud-“
“No, Lance,” Keith snapped, turning to the Blue Paladin
after calling off the training exercise. Minor
progress, Lance thought to himself. “We need to train, all you do is sleep
in, and expect everyone to kiss the ground you walk on. It needs to stop,
because sooner or later you’re going to get hurt because of your carelessness.
The war isn’t over; therefore, we need to keep battling until we defeat the
Galran Empire, and save the universe. But you can’t seem to wrap your head
around that, can you? All you do is make sure you get your beauty sleep,” Lance
made an affronted noise, he’d been doing great at waking up until today, “flirt
with aliens,” he hadn’t done that since Keith and he got together, “and slack
off. It makes me wonder if you really have what it takes to be a Paladin for
Voltron.” Keith knew the moment the words left his mouth that he would regret
them. That he already regretted them before they finished being spoken. Keith
knew in that moment that he had messed up, all the progress they had made with
Lance’s insecurities came crashing down.
Lance froze, staring at Keith with wide eyes. Then he shut
down on himself, hunching his shoulders. He didn’t say anything, he didn’t trust
his voice to speak. Instead, he turned on his heel and walked out of the
training deck, ignoring Keith’s calls to come back. When he passed the kitchen to
get to his room, he didn’t stop in to say hi to Hunk, he ignored Shiro as he
walked by, and even ignored Pidge as they worked on something in the hallway
outside of the rooms. He was glad that he hadn’t passed by Coran or Allura, he
didn’t know if he’d be able to hold himself together in front of Coran, and
Allura didn’t like how he flirted with her, so he didn’t want to see her
either. He finally walked into his room, locked the door, and then broke down.
Lance thought he’d been doing good – great even. He’d been
waking up in the morning on time most days – occasionally he’d slip up and not
get breakfast, but he’d been working on it, he stopped flirting with the female
aliens they came across, feeling no need as he was in a relationship with Keith
already, and he’d only been joking around when they were relaxing or eating.
Apparently, Keith didn’t think he was doing as good as Lance thought he was.
Until that moment, Lance’s insecurities hadn’t been bothering him for a few
weeks, but Keith poked each of them as he got yelled at by him. He knew it was
likely just stress causing Keith to lash out at him, and it wasn’t even Keith’s
fault, Lance was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Logically, he knew that,
but still, the weight of the words that Keith spoke were heavy, and this time,
Lance couldn’t take it.
Keith was right, anyway. He wasn’t cut out to be the Blue
Paladin, he was just a boy from Cuba who missed his mamá. He was probably just
holding the place of the real Blue Paladin until he or she could claim their
spot in Voltron. He swallowed thickly as his insecurities once again consumed
him. He didn’t hear the banging on his door, or his name being called by Keith,
or the apologies flying out of his mouth as he stood on the other side of his
door. The only thing Lance was aware of, was that he needed to get out.
Distantly, he heard Blue’s unsettled purrs, but he ignored it. He needed to make
room for the real Blue Paladin. So, he was leaving.
IMPORTANT!!!! So I know that I’m making comics about Breath of the Wild, but the truth is I actually still don’t know very much about the game, so as strange as this may sound please don’t talk about Breath of the Wild to me!
THE TIME IS APPROACHING! BREATH OF THE WILD COMICS ARE ALMOST HERE! They start June 5th!
This post is important because of the format I’ll be using to present the ideas in the comics. Since there’s no companion character for BOTW, I decided to just make it so that there’s two Links: one for me and one for my friend.
The Link that was the player in any comic will be the one with their hair fully showing, while the Link with their headgear on is the person who was just watching. To also help with recognition, the two Links’ equipment will never change (other than newbie getting better armor after Kakariko). Obviously in game we changed gear to whatever was best for the situation, but it’d be a bit too much of a hassle in my opinion to keep track of which Link was which if I switched up their gear all the time.
Also of note: not everything will be draw to perfect detail! It’s honestly part of my style to simply things and/or go off of memory - I find it more fun that way :>
I hope this all makes sense, and I hope that you all look forward to coming BOTW content! >:D I know I sure am!
How To Art when everyone just keeps telling you to practice and you don’t know how to do that
I’ve seen a lot of stuff going around that’s like “The best think you can do when you’re a beginner artist is to practice!!!” And while that’s true it can be very difficult to get started in art when everyone just keeps telling you “practice practice practice” without giving you any tips.
I’ve seen one post that explains this pretty well but anyway here’s how to start doing art a lot besides practicing (which you should be doing):
Find motivation!! This is the hardest part because in the beginning it’s really easy to give up since you’re not “good enough” yet but just keep pushing forward
Look to others for inspiration. Did you see a really good drawing today?? What did you like about it? Maybe try to draw something using similar elements as their art did, but try not to copy them completely
Find a style that you like. If you really like the art style for Steven Universe, great!! Or if you like another artist online, that’s cool too!! Don’t copy their art completely, but look at things in their style that you appreciate and try to incorporate that into what you want to draw
Also developing an art style takes FOREVER so don’t force yourself into a style right away. It’ll come to you
Do studies. What that means is realistically drawing something using a reference. Seriously, draw a ceramic mug or a pencil to practice shading if you want, or draw a person to figure out anatomy. this can help a lot with just getting basics like lineart and shading
Practice using different techniques. For example, once you have a sketch and lineart done of your drawing, how do you want to color it? Flat colors, smooth shading, or cell shading? Don’t just stick with one thing all the time unless you really love it. It’s okay to go out of your comfort zone!
LOOK FOR RESOURCES. Tumblr is a good place for tutorials (@drawingden is a great blog to find some things). Look online for different techniques people use in their art that could help you
It’s okay to use reference images. You will thank yourself later. Google image search what you want to draw and then draw the thing
And like it’s been said before, practice. And practice every day. If you think you don’t have time to practice, make time for it. If you really want to progress in art you’re going to have to find time to practice doing it.
Also???? Do some traditional drawing before you spend money on a drawing tablet. If you’re interested in digital art that’s great but try just drawing on paper and see if you really want to go on to digital.
It’s easy to get discouraged by looking at other people’s art so try to stop comparing yourself to others too much and just use them as inspiration or your goals for the future
Anyway I guess that’s all I have to say. Thanks for reading if you made it this far :)
-she is literally friends with every person in the group individually
-like she’ll just hang out with anyone by themselves and she’s so cute
-she has a personalized playlist for every person in the group so when they drive it’s a perfect list of songs both of them will enjoy
-her, Rich, and Jake have dance parties and you better believe her and Rich headbang while Jake laughs hysterically
-she’s one of those people that has no idea how to play games, isn’t aware of the rules, has never played before and still wins every time
-Michael and Jeremy are permanently annoyed that she just button mashes when they play video games and BEATS THEM
-you best believe that Brooke is the queen of makeup and does Chloe’s makeup at school in the morning
-they make a party out of it
-Christine is in a constant state of trying to convince Brooke to audition for shows because her voice is “lovely”
-she refuses until they do Heathers and she’s like ,,,, I am Heather McNamara
-she gets the part and always helps out backstage and paints sets and she keeps auditioning and wow maybe theatre isn’t so dorky
-her and Chloe go to the mall on a constant (they love picking out outfits for each other)
-Brooke does her hair differently every day of the week (braids, straight, curled, ponytail)
-Brooke Needs Love
The gifset of Dean giving himself that little pep talk from 7x04 inspired me to write this. Dean x Reader, Dean’s POV. Hope you like :)
For fuck’s sake, Dean, you’ve done this a thousand times. You can
charm a woman without even breaking a sweat. Why are you so damn
Because, dumbass, it’s Y/N. This time it’s not some random bar
chick that I’ll probably never lay eyes on again. And I don’t
want to mess things up. I don’t want to do something that’ll make
everything all awkward.
I just want… I just want to be with her. Whatever that means. And I
don’t even know how to say that without making things all fucking
Just tell her the truth. Well, the surface truth. Say you’re bored.
Take a chance.
She doesn’t need to know you hate being in a separate room from
her, that you miss being around her. That you feel not all there when
she’s not around, like a piece is missing. That you’re dying to
touch her. Like really touch her.
Okay. Here’s her door. Just heard a noise, so you know she’s
awake. So knock already.
okay okay okay new list: top ten favorite critical role eps. IN ORDER
This is difficult, holy cow! I thought about defying this post and making a list of my ten least favorite eps, but was tragically unable to come up with ten episodes I disliked so, uh. Probably should’ve seen that coming. Okay, you win, here goes nothing, I’m definitely missing a bunch, this list changes on any give day, etc. etc. etc.
10. Episode 31: Gunpowder Plot. Every now and then, despite its huge cast, the show gets to highlight one-on-one interactions between Matt and a player. Scanlan spends the better part of an hour alone, a single gnome bard trying to navigate an ambush in an enemy stronghold. The process involves turning into a triceratops, defeating a dozen guards, breathing fire, and shoving a goliath off a flaming rooftop in the rain. That sequence is legendary for a reason.
9. Episode 25: Crimson Diplomacy. Mainly the first half, although Kit Buss is wonderful as Lilith and gets more screen time in the latter half. I think this episode kind of jump-started the more serious RPing on the show (which isn’t to say there weren’t great moments earlier!)–for the first time, it felt like it wasn’t so much the players worrying about losing a character as it was the other characters worrying about losing a friend. Vax completely failing to talk his way out of the Briarwoods’ chambers, “Jenga!”, Vex storming in with double natural twenties, “Sylas!” Matt did a phenomenal job juggling the tension in order to make this encounter feel like a difficult situation that was still winnable.
8. Episode 69: Passed Through Fire. I remember seeing a post from somebody who happened upon this episode on Twitch without having seen any of the rest of the show, and they said they were blown away by the emotional extremes in this episode alone. Pretty much everyone was crying, and then pretty much everyone was crying with laughter. There’s also the wonderful letter from Kerrek, VM doing shots, and the start of several RP threads that unravel over the course of the next few episodes. Also, the cliffhanger at the end of this one jumpstarts the endgame in a big way.
7. Episode 57: Duskmeadow. This was a really unexpected episode watching live, because the entire cast had been out doing interviews about CR all day and then came straight from that to this, so it’s a wonder anyone was coherent. And yet, true to form, we get Matt playing a dozen different recurring characters expertly, we get the long-awaited confrontation between Vax and the Raven Queen, we get a bunch of other wonderful character beats, and we get one of the most genuinely startling cliffhangers in the show, with a callback that stretches 36 episodes.
6. Episode 49: A Name Is Earned. The first half is a really archetypal low-risk fight for this show in that it showcases each of the characters’ strengths and weaknesses, often in hilarious ways–Keyleth accidentally disarming a trap, Percy attempting to hit someone with a lance and finally giving up and just shooting him, Vax stealthing by sinking into the snow up to the tips of his ears, Vex sending Trinket barrelling out as a cannonball. It’s a good time. And the sphinx’s puzzle is wonderfully fun and just complicated enough to keep everyone guessing–on rewatching, it’s great to see how Matt manages to drop hints without being too obvious about it. And, of course, the utterly heartbreaking moment where the whole Craven Edge arc comes to a head with Grog accidentally hurting Pike… oh man. So good.
5. Episode 63: The Echo Tree. The climax of the Feywild arc wound up being the payoff for a lot of character beats for Vex, and I’m not sure there’s been a villain who so easily and immediately got to the root of a character’s insecurities. Matt having this baddie incorporate the details of a short story that Laura wrote about Vex was vicious. It’s also so impressive that he was able to create a character who immediately brought up all of Vex’s insecurities and worries about putting her friends in danger, about being cruel and unwanted and never belonging, and there’s still that horrible guilt when she finally does fire on him. The sequence between Vex and Sondur is phenomenal.
4. Episodes 43/44: Return to Vasselheim/The Sunken Tomb. I’m counting this one as a two-parter because it features the same guest stars and makes up a pretty coherent little standalone. Absolute goofiness with amazingly funny little interpersonal moments between party members, guests, and NPCs; I’m a big fan of any time we get to see VM from an outsider’s perspective, and Zahra and Kash’s perspective is just the right mix of fond and sardonic. We get an oddly sweet after-school-special Grog moment, we get a beholder fight… and then we get everything going just unfathomably wrong in the last thirty minutes, completely out of nowhere. Half the party’s character arcs shifted permanently because of one failed saving throw.
3. Episode 89: Curious Tides. There aren’t a lot of recent episodes on this list, just because I generally only get to watch ‘em live and so they kind of all blur together and it becomes tough to remember specific episodes. But this one stood out. Any episode that can balance the extreme of a ritual that involves promising one god you’ll dedicate your life to killing another with the extreme of a well-meaning robot sketching the entire party while they’re sleeping? It’s a good time. Intense foreshadowing of some of the plot to come alongside hilarious (and wonderfully soothing) downtime shenanigans.
2. Episode 40: Desperate Measures. The completely world-shattering shift in the previous episode was startling enough, but it’s a testament to the RPing chops of the players and DM that they took the time to carefully play out the consequences of that change. What do you do when all the major population centers are being destroyed and any attempts to fight back are squashed? How far are you willing to go for a slim chance to instantly reverse what was done? Everyone in this episode is hurting and confused and frightened, and that comes across so well in the ways they lash out at each other. Despite the absolute crushing bleakness of the situation, this episode lays the groundwork for the emotional and plot-related beats of the next fifty episodes in the form of a tattered, piecemeal sort of hope.
1. Episode 52: The Kill Box. It’s one big battle, it should by rights drag out, but it’s so good. Every single member of the cast is so invested (Travis: “I can feel my heartbeat in my face…”), and it isn’t often that the party manages to catch Matt off-guard in a combat situation, but in this episode they just keep managing to surprise him again and again and again. And even their clever strategizing wouldn’t have been enough to save the entire party from the very real threat of a wipe once things start going sideways, if it weren’t for an absurd series of natural twenties to save the day. There have been a lot of mega-epic battles on this show since then, but none have hit this absolutely unreal combination of strategy and luck. This is the game-y part of the show at its absolute best.