the best of guest stars

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Poll will close on June 30.

Shit that might happen if BTS attends the BBMAs

- Jin steps out of the car like a king and “the car door guy” becomes viral again but this time it’s literally everywhere

- Everyone on Twitter is sayin “who the fck is this” but then they see V wearing Gucci from head to toe giving no fucks. 

- BTS pulls off the worst thing they can do in America, which is pose randomly during the red carpet n the paparazzi r like ”???“ 

- There’s a red carpet interview and J-Hope pulls off some random ass shit, making this their last visit to the country 

- The ceremony starts, Jungkook realizes he’s super close to Justin Bieber sunbaenim and freaks out n the camera caught it live.

- Y'know when Tae or the other members are like dancing to the songs n having funny reactions during awards shows in Korea?? They do that there and everyone finds it amusing cause no one does that in America 

[fast forward to their award presentation or what ever u call it]

 - They call the on the nominees and Jungkook screams wildly once they say Justin Bieber sunbaenim

- The presenter then says BTS won, all of them r shook. 

- The nominees of the category are pissed that they were beaten by a group who doesn’t even promote in America. 

- Stan twt gets pissed n jealous then starts calling BTS trash but no one cares 

- Yoongi does something he regrets after 5 secs which is shouting "ARMYYYYY” to the mic just like the @ the GDA 

- The other celebs stare at them in disgust

- Namjoon gives a heartwarming speech n out of no where Jungkook starts crying and says its bcs he’s happy but in reality he rlly wanted Justin to win 

[ALTERNATE]

 - The presenter says Justin Bieber won, making Jungkook stand up with a Justin Bieber banner and scream like the fanboy he is 

- The rest of the members give no fucks cause J-Hope n Rap Mon are talking to Beyoncé and Rihanna, V’s getting compliments for his fashion and Jimin is taking secret pics of Suga while he’s asleep 

[BONUS] 

- They have a surprise performance which is BST and all is amazed and losing their shit by both the song n choreo

- The cameras get the reactions of celebs and they’re all shookt

- During the chorus, Jimin “accidentally” revealed his abs and all the male idols watching are reevaluating their lives 

- Turns out it’s a mashup n they start performing Dope and the cameras get the reactions of the celebs again n the celebs look like they regret starting their music career

- Everyone screams once they do the hip thrusts 

- During one of Jungkook’s lines, he replaces it with “Justin Bieber sunbaenim WHATS GOOD?!" 

- Y'all thought that was it? NOPE! Turns out it’s also a mashup with Not Today (or Fire or maybe even Spring Day idk all their songs r on point) and at this point everyone is deceased 

- The performance ends and everyone gives them a standing ovation n they’re also crying

[EXTRA BONUS]

 After the ceremony, all the celebrities that attended start following BTS on Twitter n some even tweeted to them then they got so popular that they reached 7m followers on Twitter then the Spring Day and Not Today MV reached 100m views, Kanye West n The Chainsmokers are best buds with Rap Mon, Justin collabs with Jungkook and BTS guest stars on Ellen.

MARY VS. TONI BEVELL – Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Dean (Jensen Ackles) are alarmed when they learn hunters are being killed by suspicious “accidents” all over the country. They decide it is best to find Mary (guest star Samantha Smith) and make sure she’s safe. Meanwhile, Toni (guest star Elizabeth Blackmore) is back in the states and she and Mary face off. PJ Pesce directed the episode written by Brad Buckner & Eugenie Ross-Leming (#1221). Original airdate 5/11/2017.
—  Summary for “There’s Something About Mary”
Star Trek Asks

1. What planet would you not want to lead an away team on?

2. Favourite first officer?

3. Favourite chief engineer?

4. Favourite Doctor?

5. Starship you’d like to serve on most?

6. Your least favourite episode?

7. Episode you could watch over and over?

8. Best one liner?

9. Who would win in a fight between the captains?

10. When did you become a Star Trek fan?

11. Favourite Star Trek movie?

12. Best Starfleet uniforms?

13. Favourite captain?

14. Spot or Porthos?

15. Worst alien makeup/costume?

16. Best alien makeup/costume?

17. Favourite series?

18. First Star Trek episode or movie you saw ever?

19. Last Star Trek episode or movie you saw?

20. Least favourite character?

21. Favourite character?

22. Do you read Star Trek books? If yes, which ones would you recommend?

23. Best over dramatic Captain Kirk moment?

24. Best guest star?

25. Favourite Jeffrey Combs character?

26. The character you’d follow into battle no questions asked?

27. Which character deserved better?

28. Favourite time travel episode?

29. Favourite holodeck gone wrong episode?

30. Best starship designs?

31. Most cringeworthy moment?

32. Wesley or Jake?

32. Planet you’d want to retire on?

33. Best fight scene?

34. Which Enterprise is the best?

Can’t win them all Clexakru...

But we damn sure have won the majority of them and we only had our ship for 2 years :D We won polls in 2015, we dominated polls in 2016, and we’re still winning polls in 2017 a year after Lexa’s death… #OsoGonpleiNouSteOdon

Vote For Most 2015:

1- Best TV Couple on American Series (Clexa)

2- Top TV Couple (Clexa)

The Best Poll 2015:

3- Best Couple on American TV (Clexa)

EOnline Best Ever 2015:

4- Best Kiss (Clexa)

5- Best Guest Star (Alycia)

EOnline Best Ever 2016:

6- Best Kiss (Clexa)

7- Best Guest Star (Alycia)

8- Best Drama Actress (Eliza)

9- Best Fight (Lexa vs Roan)

10- Sexiest Moment (Clexa)

11- Most Heartbreaking Goodbye (Clexa)

12- Female Breakout Star (Alycia)

13- Throw Out Your TV Moment (Lexa’s Death)

14- Best Fandom (Clexakru)

AfterEllen:

15- Best Actress in a Queer Role (Alycia)

Pure Fandom:

16- Favorite TV Couple (Clexa)

People’s Choice:

17- Which Character Would You Bring Back ASAP (Lexa)

Spoiler TV:

18- Greatest TV Power Couple of All Time (Clexa)

19- Which Couple from “The LOO” Do You Ship (Clexa)

20- Outstanding Actress for January 2016 (Alycia)

21- Outstanding Actress for February 2016 (Alycia)

22- Outstanding Actress for March 2016 (Eliza)

RadioTimes:

23- Best SciFi/Fantasy Character (Alycia)

EOnline:

24- TV’s Top Couple 2016 (Clexa)

Zimbio:

25- Best TV Couple 2016 (Clexa)

Voice of TV:

26- Super Couple of the Year (Clexa)

27- Most “Oh no you didn’t” Moment (Lexa killed by stray bullet)

28- Most Heartbreaking Death (Lexa)

29- Best Actress (Alycia)

30- TV Show That Let You Down (The LOO)

31- What Do You Want To See In S4 of The LOO (A better S3)

Best of TV Awards:

32- Best Recurring Actress (Alycia)

Geekiary:

33- Fiercest Female Lead (Eliza)

MTV Fandom Awards:

34- Fan Freakout of the Year (Lexa’s Death)

Yahooies:

35- Most Painful Death (Lexa)

Zimbio:

36- Gone Too Soon (Lexa)

CarterMatt Awards:

37- Top Actress (Alycia)

38- Best Couple (Clexa)

Playbuzz:

39- The LOO Favorite Character & Ship (Lexa & Clexa)

Fandometrics:

40- 2016 Top Ship (Clexa)

41- 2016 Top Actresses (Alycia #1, Eliza #3)

Spoiler TV Best of 2016:

42- Favorite Couple (Clexa)

43- Character You Will Miss The Most (Lexa)

44- Most Painful Character Death (Lexa)

45- Scene That Left You Shocked (Lexa’s Death)

46- Scene That Made You Cry (Lexa’s Death)

47- Favorite Actress (Alycia)

48- Best Love Story (Clexa)

Vote For Most:

49- Most Beautiful American TV Series Actress (Alycia 1st, Eliza 2nd)

50- Best American TV Series Couple (Clexa)

51- Most Beautiful Hollywood Actress (Alycia)

52- Best LGBT TV Series Couple of All Time (Clexa)

53- Best LGBT TV Series Character of All Time (Lexa)

54- Best American TV Couple of All Time (Clexa)

55- Best The LOO Character (Lexa 1st, Clarke 2nd)

A Little Nerd Music:

56- Who Do You Ship (Clexa)

We already won E’s Top Tv Couple last year, a poll many ships never even win once, and we made it all the way to the Elite 8 this year with part of our fandom not voting because E didn’t give our girls their awards last year. The “bellarke shit” fandom stay anti-voting us because they can never get past the first round of a poll anyway Lmao The fact that other fandoms have to gang up together to beat us is hilarious, they can’t win one on one against a “half dead” ship lol We still have Couples March Madness coming up, one of the biggest “couples” polls of the year, we came in 2nd place in 2015, then won 1st place in 2016…

March On Disney Networks SYNOPSIS

Disney Channel 

Original Series – Family Movie Event on Disney Channel

Disney Channel Original Movie: “Tangled Before Ever After”

(8:00 – 9:05 P.M. EST)

Set between the stories told in Walt Disney Animation Studios’ acclaimed film “Tangled” and its short film “Tangled Ever After,” this visually vibrant animated adventure/comedy movie unfolds as Rapunzel acquaints herself with her parents, her kingdom and the people of Corona. Her irrepressible spirit and natural curiosity about the world lead her to realize that there is so much more she needs to learn before she can accept her royal destiny. So, she boldly puts her coronation on hold to instead seek epic adventures, much to the dismay of the king who, after missing out on Rapunzel’s youth, must accept that his daughter is now an independent young woman. But when her long blonde hair suddenly grows back, she must accept its magical qualities and all that it represents.

TV-Y7

Saturday, March 04

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Elena of Avalor “Flight of the Jaquins”

(9:00 – 9:30 A.M. EST)

Skylar is chosen to help train three young jaquins on defending the kingdom of Avalor.

TV-Y

Saturday, March 11

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Elena of Avalor “Crystal in the Rough”

(9:00 – 9:30 A.M. EST)

On Isabel’s first day of school, she tries changing herself in order to fit in on a field trip to the Crystal Caverns.

*Odette Annable (“Pure Genius”) guest stars as Isabel’s teacher, Señorita Marisol.

TV-Y

Friday, March 17

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

The Lion Guard “Beshte and the Hippo Lanes”

(10:30 – 11:00 A.M. EDT)

When Beshte’s dad is injured while creating “Hippo Lanes,” Beshte must step in and take over the job.

TV-Y

Saturday, March 18

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Elena of Avalor “The Princess Knight”

(9:00 – 9:30 A.M. EDT)

Elena enters a fencing tournament disguised as “Knight Elezar” to prove that she is a great fencer.

TV-Y

Friday, March 24

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Mickey and the Roadster Racers “Goof Luck Charm/ Teed Off!”

(10:00 – 10:30 A.M. EDT)

“Goof Luck Charm” – When Goofy credits his recent good luck to his Rubber Duck, Daisy decides borrow it.

“Teed Off!” – The Happy Helpers are hired to be caddies for a big golf tournament.

TV-Y

Friday, March 24

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Mickey and the Roadster Racers “Goof Luck Charm/ Teed Off!”

(10:00 – 10:30 A.M. EDT)

“Goof Luck Charm” – When Goofy credits his recent good luck to his Rubber Duck, Daisy decides borrow it.

“Teed Off!” – The Happy Helpers are hired to be caddies for a big golf tournament.

TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Tangled: The Series “What the Hair?!”

(7:30 – 8:00 P.M. EDT)

Rapunzel and Cassandra venture out to a wizard‘s cottage to try and find out what has happened to her hair.

*Jeremy Jordan (“Supergirl”) and Jonathan Banks (“Breaking Bad”) recur as Varian and Quirin, respectively.

TV-Y7

Friday, March 31 

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Sofia the First “One for the Books”

(11:30 A.M. – 12:00 P.M. EDT)

Sofia helps her fellow student Desmond thrive in their new class.

TV-Y

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney Channel

Tangled: The Series “Rapunzel’s Enemy”

(7:30 – 8:00 P.M. EDT)

When Rapunzel gets booed, she becomes determined to win over her naysayer, a little old man who is loved by everyone in the kingdom.

*Richard Kind (“Mad About You”) recurs as Monty.

TV-Y7

Disney XD 

Monday, March 06

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Family Vacation”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)

When Milo accidentally joins another family on their vacation, the new family must learn to cope with Murphy’s Law.

*Rob Morrow (“The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story”) guest stars as Mr. Brulee.

TV-Y7

Tuesday, March 07

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Murphys Lard”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)

Milo and Zack try to help Melissa overcome her secret fear of roller coasters.

*Thomas Lennon (“Reno 911!”) guest stars as Henry.

TV-Y7

Wednesday, March 08

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Secrets and Pies”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)

Milo and Melissa share their most embarrassing stories, but Zack refuses to reveal his past.

*Danica McKellar (“The Wonder Years”) guest stars as a pizza delivery girl, Veronica.

TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Acadecamathalon”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)

The gang participates in a school event that combines both the academic and athletic decathlon.

*Landry Bender (“Best Friends Whenever”) guest stars as the rival school’s team leader, Wendy.

TV-Y7

Monday, March 13

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “The Substitute”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

A jaded science substitute teacher, Ms. Baxter, re-discovers her love of teaching after a life-altering day with Milo.

TV-Y7

Tuesday, March 14

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Time Out”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Cavendish and Dakota compete against two of the agency’s top operatives, Brick and Savannah, to impress their boss.

*Ming-Na Wen and Brett Dalton (“Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.”) recur as high-level time-travel agents Savannah and Brick, respectively.

TV-Y7

Wednesday, March 15

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Were Going to the Zoo”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Milo accidentally gives away his mom’s priceless rock concert T-shirts to a school clothing drive and must fight Murphy’s Law to get them back.

TV-Y7

Thursday, March 16

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “School Dance”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Amanda is concerned that Milo will ruin everything at her carefully orchestrated school dance.

TV-Y7

Monday, March 20

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Battle of the Bands”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Milo, Melissa and Zack must learn to overcome their own conflicting concerns in preparation for their first Battle of the Bands competition.

Tuesday, March 21

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “The Math Book”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Milo and Zack go on a quest to help Melissa get a book she left behind at school.

TV-Y7

Wednesday, March 22

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “The Little Engine That Couldnt”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

When Melissa’s dad drives her and Milo into town on a decommissioned old fire engine, chaos ensues.

TV-Y7

Thursday, March 23

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “The Llama Incident”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Milo and Melissa finally tell Zack the story of the infamous Llama Incident.

TV-Y7

Possible Clara-return scenarios

With Series 10 soon to end and filming to begin very soon on the Christmas special, for some of us the question remains if there are any plans for Jenna Coleman to make one final appearance as Clara before Peter Capaldi (and Steven Moffat) passes the torch. There are Clara haters and there are River Song haters in fandom, but on this we are united: once Chris Chibnall arrives, the odds of us hearing from either character again drops to about the same odds as Brian Blessed being cast as the next James Bond. It would be cool if it happened, but it’s pretty unlikely.

This past weekend, Jenna Coleman gave an old-fashioned “non-denial denial” when asked at a convention if she was coming back, which some took as confirmation, but it really doesn’t mean a thing. Same goes for David Bradley’s comments, by the way. I remember seeing Benedict Cumberbatch give an identical non-denial denial about being in The Force Awakens and of course we all remember the role he didn’t play in that film.

But I remain an optimist. Even as Series 10 has had some surprising lost opportunities, we know a major reference was filmed for The Pilot but cut, and they even included a reference in Class. So I’m hoping that with Capaldi’s final episode, Moffat will do the right thing.

As I see it there are a few scenarios that could happen. This is all speculative, no spoilers here. But I get wordy, as usual, so a page break first.

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Milo March SYNOPSIS

Monday, March 06

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Family Vacation”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)

When Milo accidentally joins another family on their vacation, the new family must learn to cope with Murphy’s Law.

*Rob Morrow (“The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story”) guest stars as Mr. Brulee.

TV-Y7

Tuesday, March 07

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Murphys Lard”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)

Milo and Zack try to help Melissa overcome her secret fear of roller coasters.

*Thomas Lennon (“Reno 911!”) guest stars as Henry.

TV-Y7

Wednesday, March 08

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Secrets and Pies”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)

Milo and Melissa share their most embarrassing stories, but Zack refuses to reveal his past.

*Danica McKellar (“The Wonder Years”) guest stars as a pizza delivery girl, Veronica.

TV-Y7

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Acadecamathalon”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EST)

The gang participates in a school event that combines both the academic and athletic decathlon.

*Landry Bender (“Best Friends Whenever”) guest stars as the rival school’s team leader, Wendy.

TV-Y7

Monday, March 13

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “The Substitute”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

A jaded science substitute teacher, Ms. Baxter, re-discovers her love of teaching after a life-altering day with Milo.

TV-Y7

Tuesday, March 14

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Time Out”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Cavendish and Dakota compete against two of the agency’s top operatives, Brick and Savannah, to impress their boss.

*Ming-Na Wen and Brett Dalton (“Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.”) recur as high-level time-travel agents Savannah and Brick, respectively.

TV-Y7

Wednesday, March 15

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Were Going to the Zoo”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Milo accidentally gives away his mom’s priceless rock concert T-shirts to a school clothing drive and must fight Murphy’s Law to get them back.

TV-Y7

Thursday, March 16

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “School Dance”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Amanda is concerned that Milo will ruin everything at her carefully orchestrated school dance.

TV-Y7

Monday, March 20

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “Battle of the Bands”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Milo, Melissa and Zack must learn to overcome their own conflicting concerns in preparation for their first Battle of the Bands competition.

Tuesday, March 21

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “The Math Book”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Milo and Zack go on a quest to help Melissa get a book she left behind at school.

TV-Y7

Wednesday, March 22

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “The Little Engine That Couldnt”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

When Melissa’s dad drives her and Milo into town on a decommissioned old fire engine, chaos ensues.

TV-Y7

Thursday, March 23

Original Series – Episode Premiere on Disney XD

Milo Murphys Law “The Llama Incident”

(7:00 – 7:15 A.M. EDT)

Milo and Melissa finally tell Zack the story of the infamous Llama Incident.

TV-Y7

Random GF Headcanons Nobody Asked For

1. Dipper’s and Mabel’s parents are fantastic, but they also know just how wild their daughter’s imagination is, so they don’t necessarily believe Mabel when she writes to them saying that a second great uncle came out of an interdimensional portal—at least, they don’t believe it until Grunkles Stan and Ford come to visit for the first Thanksgiving after Weirdmageddon. (Mrs. Pines: “Oh no! There’s TWO of them!”)

2. That said, they’re very accepting of both Grunkles and their eccentricities.

3. Stan was in the hospital when Sherman Pines died. (I follow the theory that Shermie was quite a bit older than the Stan twins.) Furthermore, Sherman knew that Stan wasn’t Ford, or he figured it out when Stan came to visit him. It was one of the last things they ever talked about.

4. The Pines family goes to Disneyland. All the Pines family. Melody gets everyone to help her propose to Soos using the cameras on the Buzz Lightyear ride. (Soos says yes.)

5. Still at Disneyland: Stan and Ford “accidentally” take over the Jungle Cruise. They take turns telling the corny puns and announcing eighth wonder of the world—"the back side of WATERRRRRRRRR"—and go on the ride at least fifteen times. Mabel laughs every time; Dipper can’t believe he’s related to these people.

6. Stan loves the Haunted Mansion. Loves it.

7. Dipper gets his ghost hunting show and eventually extends it to include other paranormal phenomena. Mabel occasionally helps with post-production, and everyone gets to guest star once in a while. Stan is best at it; half a lifetime of giving mystery tours has made him pretty comfortable in front of a camera. Ford, on the other hand, is dead awful. He gets better when he gets out in the field with Dipper and his enthusiasm for the weird (and natural melodrama) takes over, but when he’s in the studio? Yikes. When Mabel guest stars, he tries to lure ghosts in with “ghostcakes,” a joint Mabel and Ford invention. (Ghostcakes are exactly what they sound like.)

8. Stan runs into his Marylin while he and Ford are looking for Champ. They end up having to work together, and Stan and Marylin end up in an on-again-off-again spy vs. spy kind of relationship. Neither of them is terribly serious about it—they’re just in it for fun. (Or are they?)

9. Alternatively, I can imagine something similar happening with Carla, except Stan would run into her in New Jersey and their relationship would be less spy-vs.-spy and more old people being adorable.

10. Post-finale, McGucket occasionally goes down to the local high school to help run a robotics club. He takes Candy under his wing. The world trembles with fear.

11. “We’ll Meet Again” was one of Stan’s favorite songs when he was a kid. After Weirdmageddon, Ford catches Stan singing it to Mabel one day. It takes a while, but when Ford hears it now, he doesn’t think of Bill. He thinks of Stan who, his brother, who, against all odds, came back to him.

12. Ford’s useless chest belt is really a super compact wearable camp stove.

13. Stan occasionally gives tours in the Mystery Shack, mostly when Soos and Melody are on vacation, but he loves giving Summerween and Halloween tours best.

14. Soos and Melody have all daughters and Grandpa Stan spoils them rotten. (My roommate and I used to joke that the kids are names Stanlie with an ‘I’ (cause that makes it a girl’s name, dood!), Mabel, Dipper, Melody jr., Alma (I think Soos would name one kid for his grandmother, but I’m not sure what her name is, so there’s one possibility) and Stanfordette.)

15. Dipper is a surprisingly good babysitter. Mabel is the self-designated aunt, and when she’s older, she spoils the kids almost as much as Stan does. She teaches Stanlie how to knit. Melody wakes up one day to find her couch wearing a sweater.

16. Mabel gets to do a lot of different things after high school. She teaches art classes, is a school counselor, forms a knitting club, writes three different rock operas, is briefly lead vocalist for 80’s-rock inspired band “Sweet Jake and the Jillie Willies,” and runs a no-kill animal shelter.

17. Mabel also decides to host a local bake-off one summer while she and Dipper are visiting Gravity Falls. Manly Dan makes a surprisingly good bread pudding, Candy’s cupcakes have edible robot arms (with sugar lasers!), Mayor Tyler is handy with fondant and spun sugar, Stan shows his support with Stancakes (it’s not baking, but Mabel lets it slide), and Ford manages to make a fairly decent triple-berry-pie…which somehow gains sentience and tries to eat the judges. Wendy cohosts. She and Mabel make real life Death Muffins to stop the pie monster.

18. Grenda is a fantastic mother. Mabel gets to be godmother. Candy gets to be co-godmother.

19. Both Stan and Ford live at least long enough to see their first great-grandnibling (could be Dipper’s kid or could be Mabel’s kid). Stan is completely over the moon at the hospital. He keeps the baby all to himself (“Uncle Stan! I want to hold my grandchild!” “Try and catch me first, sucker!”) until he remembers that Ford wasn’t there when Dipper and Mabel were born, so he lets Ford hold the baby for a little while. This may be a mistake. Ford refuses to let go of the baby once he’s got her.

20. Ford finds the paper that Fiddleford tried to get him to publish floating around the Mystery Shack one day. He tweaks it a bit to include more detail, rounds it off with a companion paper on Gravity Falls’ Law of Weirdness Magnetism, and publishes it. The scientific community laughs its collective butt off until Stan wrestles a gremloblin into a zoology conference.

Watch Chris Pine’s Best ‘SNL’ Skits

“Wonder Woman” star Chris Pine was the guest host last night for “Saturday Night Live,” and he definitely brought some laughs. He poked fun at his “Star Trek” role, clarified exactly which Chris he is and did a lot of musical numbers on the NBC show. Check out the best sketches from Pine’s “SNL” episode below:

Opening Monologue — Pine wanted to start off his episode of “Saturday Night Live” by finally ending the confusion between him and Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth and Chris Pratt, and the best way to do that is with a song. “We’re all white guys, but these aren’t the white guys I am,” Pine sings. Regardless, the cast of “SNL” doesn’t seem to actually know who he is. Leslie Jones, Kate McKinnon and Pete Davidson all question which Chris he is.

Jones carried the joke to Twitter where she posted the selfie she took with Pine and called him Thor (who is played by Hemsworth). 

The Handmaid’s Tale — The sketch mocks the apolitical by using Hulu’s new show “The Handmaid’s Tale.” Pine plays a dude who just wants to party, and he’s pretty sure he read something about the women who can have kids are forced into sex slavery. He thinks that they should like totally fight back. Even the soldier, played by Alex Moffat, is just a bro who just wants the women to come out and party — after they’re tortured by the government for punishment, of course.

Star Trek Lost Episode — Pine plays Captain Kirk in this “lost episode” of the original series. Spock is revealed to have a brother, Spocko. The new character tries to coin the term “Now that’s a Star Trek!” and hits on Uhura. Neil deGrasse Tyson, played by Kenan Thompson, says the producers let the Spocko actor do whatever he wanted after they realized the episode would never air, so the episode ended with a musical number.

Couples Game Night — There are always those people who are a little too competitive. Chris Pine and Cecily Strong play a couple who are supposed to perform a TV theme song for their friends to guess, and they take it just a little too far. Pine pulling out an actual synthesizer is only the beginning of the over-the-top performance.

Where in the World is Kellyanne Conway? — The “SNL” writers must seriously love Pine’s singing. He sings a new version of the “Carmen Sandiego” theme in this sketch, but this time it’s about Kellyanne Conway. “What could’ve happened? She is not on any channel. Tell me where in the world is Kellyanne Conway,” Pine sings.

Auto Shop — In this sketch, a bunch of macho guys in an auto shop are having a conversation about “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” and they all try to initially pretend that they don’t know a ton about it. Eventually, they admit that they all love it and start competitively lip-synching to Erika Jayne’s “XXPEN$IVE.”

“Saturday Night Live” will have more hilarious skits coming later this month. The final two episodes of Season 42 have some seriously funny actors hosting. On May 13, Melissa McCarthy — who has visited “SNL” plenty this year to play Sean Spicer — will host, and Haim will be the musical guest. “Baywatch” star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson will host the season finale on May 20, and Katy Perry will perform.

Chris Pine appeared in several funny sketches when he hosted “Saturday Night Live” on May 6. Pictured (from left): James Murphy of LCD Soundsystem, Pine and Kenan Thompson promote the show. Photo: Rosalind O'Connor/NBC

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