the best married couple i swear

give me a plot where muse a and b are best friends (who everyone swears should be together) go on a trip to disneyland/world, and they come up with a scheme to pose as a married couple to get special discounts and perks. so, they’re set up in one of the resort’s honeymoon suites, wear the ‘just married’ buttons, and get to soak up the benefits of everyone’s congratulations. but things get a little intense when things like ‘hey, why is this attractive ride attendant hitting on my fake wife?’ or ‘okay, maybe i like sharing a bed with you a little too much’ happen. give me that pls.

For your consideration:

Allura dancing and teaching the others how to because “grace and agility are important in combat also you need to learn how to work together” and also “Lance… stop grinding on Hunk…”

Shiro dancing and generally being gorgeous and having fun spinning Pidge and being spun by Hunk tbh. He and Allura dance and the others call them “The Old Married Couple” so he gets flustered and Allura giggles a lot. Let my child have fun. He needs to  r e s t.

Hunk is the Best Student and so Pure. He lifts Pidge and Allura and oopsie daisy you too, Shiro. He’s such a Gentleman and cute and he gets flustered when he dances with each of them and “uh, Allura… uh… I don’t want to step on your toes-”

Keith dancing and being a little uncertain but feeling good and Let Him Dip Lance having fun. Not to mention “Lance, I swear to god, if you grind on me one more time-”

Lance dancing and being a huge fucking flirt and trying to make it into a fucking contest with Keith but it’s honestly just because he wants Keith’s attention the Dork. Keith asks him to dance and kisses his hand just to get him to shut the fuck up honEsTLy

Pidge dancing and being small and cute and also tripping Lance when he tries to do anything dumb and having fun being picked up by everyone before fucking sweeping Allura off her feet, bridal style, and shocking everyone.

CORAN DANCING. PLEASE.

  • Zendaya: *can't find Val in a crowd*
  • Zendaya: I got this.
  • Zendaya: *using hands as megaphone* Zendaya Coleman can't dance!
  • Val: *storms through crowd, knocking people out of the way, yelling* WHAT THE FC UK DID YOU JUST SAY? I SWEAR I WILL FIGHT YOU RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW LET’S G O. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW MY GIRL IS NOT ONLY ONE OF THE BEST DANCERS I HAVE EVER WORKED WITH BUT ALSO AN AMAZING SINGER, ACTRESS, AA AND A RECENT HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATE AS IF THAT WASN'T IMPRESSIVE ENOUGH. MY BABY ZENDAYACHKA IS ONE OF THE MOST TALENTED PEOPLE I’VE EVER KNOWN AND I LOVE HER MORE THAN WORDS CAN EXPRESS SO I DARE YOU SAY SOMETHING AGAIN--
  • Zendaya: There he is.