the best man alive

Meddling

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

“PETER! OPEN THE HELL UP!”

Steve and Tony looked at each other and tried not to smile at the sound of a frantic Wade yelling for his boyfriend.

Ugh. Wade. Peter could do so much better. Peter is an honor student, he’s top of his class, he has a bright future full of opportunity, and he’s Tony’s son, dammit. And Tony doesn’t want his beautiful, perfect child in a relationship with a mercenary. Is that so wrong? Wouldn’t Peter rather date someone with more potential? A doctor maybe? No matter, we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it. As of now, Tony is just going to watch as his brilliant plan folds out.

Steve answers the door and narrowly misses getting punched in the face by Wade’s aggressive knocking.

“Oh, hi, Wade, it’s nice to see you today,” Steve feigned innocence, “Peter is in his room. Can I get you a snack or something to drink?”

“I’m good, Mr. Captain. Thanks.”, Wade grumbled as he walked past Steve and straight into Peter’s room, slamming the door behind him.

Steve and Tony froze and looked at each other in anticipation then scrambled to press an ear to Peter’s door when they heard muffled yelling.

“I don’t even know what you’re talking about, baby!”, Peter yelled back, sounding confused and exasperated.

“Oh, don’t ‘baby’ me! You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about! HASHTAG SINGLE?!?! THAT’S how you’re gonna break up with me?!”

“Wade, I haven’t even posted in, like, a week. I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“OH! SO YOU’RE TELLING ME. YOU DIDN’T POST THIS FUCKBOY MIRROR SELFIE. AND YOU DIDN’T CAPTION IT WITH A ‘HMU’ ‘EGGPLANT EMOJI’ ‘HASH.TAG. SINGLE.’”

“NO, BABY, I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT POST, I PROMISE-“

“GO TO HELL, PETER! WE’RE THROUGH.”

Steve and Tony ran across the room and tried to look like they’ve been busy in the kitchen this whole time as Wade stormed out of Peter’s room and out of the tower. They decided to wait a few minutes before checking on Peter. So far, everything has gone according to plan and Tony is very happy about it.

After about 5 minutes, Steve gently knocked on Peter’s door,

“Hey hun, can I come in?”

Steve opened the door upon hearing Peter’s automatic lock slide open and found him curled up on the bed, furiously wiping his eyes. Steve smiled sympathetically and sat down on the edge of the bed,

“Hey, big guy. What happened?”

Peter tried not to cry as he rehashed the conversation he had with Wade while Steve pretended he wasn’t listening at the door and heard every word.

“I just don’t understand,” Peter said tearfully, “I never posted that picture. That picture isn’t even of me, that’s not even our bathroom! But Wade wouldn’t listen so now the love of my life hates me.”

“That’s a little dramatic, don’t you think?”, Steve chuckled and Peter couldn’t help but crack a half smile at his dad. Steve tried his best to cheer Peter up, but he couldn’t shake the guilt he was feeling. Peter wouldn’t need cheering up if it wasn’t for him. Sure, Wade is a jackass but he’s Peter’s jackass. If Wade makes Peter happy, who is he to keep them apart? He’s gotta talk to Tony about this, Steve can’t stand lying to his son.

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“Absolutely not.”

“But Tony-“

“Steve. Honey. If we tell Peter then we’re the bad guys. Peter will never trust us again! Let him be sad for now, he’ll bounce back soon enough and it’s like it never happened. It’s for his own good.”

Steve sighed thoughtfully as Tony continued tinkering with whatever the heck he was working on at the moment.

“Look, Tony, I know how much you dislike-“

“I hate him.”

“…I know you have strong feelings towards Wade, but I can’t live with myself after what we did to Peter!”

“Wait. What?”, Steve flinched when he heard Peter behind him.

Tony shut his eyes tight and cursed under his breath before dropping his tools and turning around to face his son.

“What did you do to Peter?”, Peter asked, narrowing his eyes at his parents.

“Nobody did anything to Peter. Go to your room.”, Tony snapped.

Peter turned his attention to Steve, “Pops, what did you guys do?”

“Steve, don’t do it. Be strong.”, Tony murmured.

But contrary to popular belief, Steve was not strong. At least when it came to Peter, that is. His son could give him that look with the puppy dog eyes that say “I trusted you and you betrayed me” and it’s all over. Any willpower Steve has will just vanish.

“We. Um. We sort of… shopped? For your photo?”

“Photoshop, Steve.”, Tony said as he rubbed his temples. He loves his husband and son but man, could they give him a headache.

“Yes, photoshopped. We photoshopped your face to another person’s body. Well, Tony did. And then we… hacked?”

“Yes, Steve.”

“We ‘hacked’ into your account and posted the picture for Wade to see. Well, Tony did. And we made sure the words under the picture would make Wade mad so he you guys would get in a fight… Well, Tony did.”

“Steve. We get the picture, dammit.”

Peter looked at his feet and took a second to process this. His own parents were trying to sabotage his relationship?

“Why? Why would you guys do that?”, he asked.

“We’re really sorry sweetheart”, Steve placed a hand on the side of Peter’s face, “We thought it was for the best. I think now we see that we were wrong, don’t we Tony?”

“Hm? Oh. Uh… yeah. Totally wrong. Won’t try this again anytime soon.”

“You mean that, Dad?”, Peter asked Tony.

“…Sure.”

Peter smirked. He had his Dad in a box right now and they both knew it. He might as well take advantage of this opportunity and embarrass him.

“Then would you mind calling Wade for me and explaining all of this to him? I’d like my boyfriend back.”

~request a prompt~

tfw when not even death can save u from dumb politics

eyyy it’s my Gangrel boi enjoying a Refreshing Beverage + two of his ghoul pals because they need some love too (or fanart at least)

this was just a random doodle at first inspired by my ‘vampire capri sun’ post but then i got in dat Art Mood™ and it got way more elaborate than i intended  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Warmth Pt 2

Imagine: Being the little sister of Daenerys and falling in love with Jon Snow.

part one


Originally posted by thoranda

You stood on a cliff overlooking the sea towards Westeros. You were riddled with worry. Drogon and your sister were out to battle. Most of the Dothraki were gone and so was Tyrion. You were worried…so, so worried. Anything could go wrong with Daenerys—so much has already gone wrong.

You were wringing your hands together hoping that she would return already. It has been no more then a day or two and she should’ve been back already. What was taking her so long? Had she been injured? Had Drogon been injured?

Your mind was a wheel of bad thoughts.

“Any closer and you’ll fall off.” Jon’s voice startled you.

You look over your shoulder to peer at the King of the North. His dark eyes seemed to be concern for your well-being. You clear your throat and take a few steps back from the edge of the cliff, “I am just worried about my sister.” You tell him truthfully.

He was wearing his cloak…the same one he had given to you so many days ago. You had missed the warmth it gave you almost immediately. You were almost envious that Jon had such a warm and wonderful cloak. You had your own draped over your shoulders with your house sigil and in your house colors.

You were well-protected from the cold.

“I don’t doubt it,” Jon stood at your side, “I am sure she is fine. Your sister has Drogon…she’s as safe as can be.” He tries to soothe away your worries.

“What if an arrow struck her while she was on Drogon? She wasn’t even wearing armor, Jon. Killing a dragon isn’t impossible.” You were worrying yourself too much and Jon could tell. He was hesitating on how to comfort you.

“I’m sure the sudden attack would stun the archers long enough for Drogon to burn them.” Jon tried again.

You pursued your lips and sigh, “I must seem silly.” You say with blushing pink cheeks.

Jon shakes his head, “You do not. Your worries are not silly.” You were beautiful in his eyes…not silly. With the wind blowing your silver hair and your violet eyes gleaming with worry…you looked so somber and Princess-like. He couldn’t take his eyes off of you…Ygritte…Gods, he missed her but when he looked at you…even Ygritte seem to fade.

“That’s your sister…of course you would be worried for her.” Jon says quietly. He remembers the nights when he would think of Robb during the war…how worried he was every night. He also remembers the night when Castle Black received word that Robb Stark had been murdered.

He shook his head to get rid of the dark thoughts.

You are quiet as you stare out into the ocean. You are hoping for even the slightest sign of Greyjoy ships on the horizon. You could hear Viserion and Rhaegal on the shores below the cliff. They seemed on edge…no doubt missing their mother and brother. You never knew such fear and you didn’t like it.

“I should’ve gone with her.” You mumbled.

Jon caught your words, “You know she’d never allow it.” Deep down, he wouldn’t have allowed it. Even though he knew he had no place to say anything. You were too innocent for the likes of war. Jon couldn’t and wouldn’t imagine your pale flesh covered with blood…or the look of horror in your violet eyes as they look at the aftermath of a battle.

No, he shook his head, he couldn’t bear the thought.

“I should be helping her.” You try again with a frown. You didn’t want to be some helpless damsel. You knew how to fight…you had Viserion!

“Your place is here.” Jon says softly.

You turn to glare at him, “My place is with my sister!”

Jon stares at you, “Your sister needs you here…to hold down the castle.” He repeats more clearly, “She can’t risk something happening to you, Y/N.”

You huff because his words are true. Your sister was only at war because of you. She wanted a better life for you. You sniffled as tears began to well up in your eyes. You felt at fault every time something went wrong…the Greyjoy attack…Highgarden being taken…and now this? If something were to happen to your sister…you weren’t sure what you would do.

“Hey…hey,” Jon was right there cradling your face with his hands, “Why are you crying?” He murmurs using his thumbs to wipe away your crystal tears. His heart was aching at the sight of you.

“This is my entire fault, Jon,” You say through a thick voice, “My sister is only doing this because of me and I feel so guilty. Everything she’s gone through was because of me. I was the one that was meant to be married off to the Dothraki Lord but she convinced our brother that it should be her. Everything is my fault.” You cry.

You felt so guilty…

Jon is at a loss…He knows of the stories and he knows of the rumors of how Daenerys came into the Dothraki hold but he hadn’t known that it was you who was meant to take a Dothraki Lord. He brought you into his arms and cradled you against his chest. His heart was trembling as he held you afraid that you would reject him.

You were surprised.

You weren’t sure what hold Jon had over you but…you weren’t going to fight it. You buried your face into his chest in an effort to make yourself disappear. Thought it was rather silly and impossible but being in his arms was…was almost enough. He was so warm…despite being so pale. He smelled better then his cloak.

His arms felt strong and firm like castle walls. His chest felt like a warmth hearth on a cold, winter day.

He strangely…felt like home.

“Nothing is your fault,” Jon murmurs quietly over the soft howling of the wind and the crashing of water down below the cliff, “Daenerys made her choice and no one forced her to take it. She is doing this out of her own free will. Yes, you are the reason why she fights but nothing is your fault. Do not blame yourself for the errors that have been made.” He feels as if he isn’t making sense and he isn’t really comforting you but from the decrease in tears and sniffles, he hopes he’s doing okay.

“If you hadn’t been her reason to fight…so many people would’ve lived their lives as slaves.” He tells you.

Your thoughts spin onto Missandei, Grey Worm, and so many others. They were practically your family. Without you or Daenerys…they would be what they hated being…slaves and kept in cages like animals.

“I sometimes blame myself for leaving my home and going to the Wall…” Jon looks at you as you stare up at him with wonder, “My brother went to war and he was murdered and I wasn’t there…I still blame myself because maybe I would have been able to stop his death.”

“But these things happen for a reason…as much as they hurt…they happen and for the most part, it isn’t anyone’s fault.”

He is holding your face tenderly…delicately. He holds you with care because he feared he would break you. He knew why Daenerys fought so hard now…he knew why she had called her army and flown to Westeros.

He gently rubs his thumbs against your rosy cheeks, “Promise me you won’t forget that. You are not at fault and never will be.” He whispers.

You stare up at this man and feel your heart almost burst from such intense emotions. You came to realize that in such short time you were falling in love with Jon Snow…the King of the North. It was shit timing…you would admit.

But did you care?

No.

So, you stretched up towards him and kissed him.

Just as a sudden roar shook the ground and a large shadow fell over you and Jon. You broke away from Jon and were both thrilled and scared to see that it was your sister and Drogon. Jon was frozen because the last ten seconds were too hard to believe.

You had kissed him…

And now Drogon and Daenerys stood behind him.

“You’re back.” You breathed a sigh of relief as you detached yourself from Jon’s warm arms. Your sister, on the other hand, didn’t look too happy. Drogon suddenly roared a terrible sound in an attempt to scare Jon.

“Drogon!” You sighed and glared at your sister.

The Queen merely cocked an eyebrow at you and slightly smirked.

She would test him because you deserved the best man alive.

Originally posted by itsfuckingvampire

@thegingerthatwaited

Part 3

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Happy 27th birthday to B.A.P’s humble leader. Happy birthday to the man who has given me endless amount of hope, to the man who has been the reason me and millions of others feel a sense of belonging. Happy birthday to our beloved angel, Bang Yongguk. Hopefully our great leader has the best day today, and every other day. 

Family Ties

Request: @widowsfics   The last one ( I swear) 4 and 11 with Steve

@vashanatasha   11) “Did you use my cologne? You smell like me.“ with Stevie 🙏🏻

Prompts: 4)“I don’t want to go, your dad doesn’t like me.”

11) “Did you use my cologne? You smell like me.”

Words: 1156

Pairing: Steve x Reader

Warnings: Fluffy like so much fluffy 

Thank you @widowsfics  you are the best and i love you.

“Babe, please.” You plead to your boyfriend as soon as he lies in bed with you. He looks so good with his hair wet and sweatpants “You know that I would do anything for you, but not this.” You turn around staring at his blue eyes, Steve was always such a good boyfriend, unless when it comes to your family then he refuses to have a conversation.

“You always do this, can’t you see how important is this party to me?” You say gently trying to convince him, a couple of weeks ago your sister got engaged and your family was throwing her a party on Sunday to celebrate but Steve was being stubborn trying to make you go alone.

“Sweetheart, you don’t need me. All your family and friends are going to be there. I bet you are going to have a lot more fun without me. You can dance, gossip and drink without me to hold you back.” You roll your eyes at him; sometimes he really acted like a 100-year-old guy.

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2x13 “Houses of the Holy” // 5x01 “Sympathy for the Devil”
5x10 “Abandon All Hope” // 5x18 “Point of No Return”
5x22 “Lucifer Rising” // 12x12 “Stuck in the Middle (with You)”

“You’re Chosen…” - Dean Winchester as Michael’s Vessel and the Thing about the Colt

“There was a gun that won the west. There was a man among the best. The fastest gun or man alive. A lightning bolt when he shot that Colt.”

- Lucifer in 12x12 “Stuck in the Middle (with You)

So after this episode I just felt the need to make a gifset on Dean’s ties to Michael as well as the Colt, because in this week’s episode both of these themes were directly brought together by the visual of Mary retrieving the Colt from a safe hidden behind the famous painting of Michael striking down Lucifer. And while I have little faith that the show will truly let Dean play an integral role as the one who is Michael’s vessel and should be perfectly able to wield the lance to get rid of Lucifer once and for all and rather think the possession allusions surrounding Mary may frame her possibly being the one heavily involved here , I keep holding on to a tiny bit of hope that probably is ridiculous to hold on to. But what can I say? Dean picking up the lance and taking it with him at least left room for possibility.

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EXO Reaction when they're on a concert and suddenly their little son runs up to them on the stage

I could have sworn I had this… it’s strange.. hmm.. Xoxo, Admin A~

/I don’t own any of the gifs used, unless stated otherwise/


Chanyeol:

*Would take video of it and post in on Instagram* “Guess the family is complete now, Park Jr. gave us a surprise today”

Kris:

*Smiles like we’ve never seen him before* “I can’t believe he’s here… my star! Come here baby, look how all of the fans are cheering for you”

Sehun:

*Two babies on stage tbh “Come here take my hand! We are going to play a game with the boys!!” *Probably will play with water or something as always*

Tao:

*Runs to his son and hugs him tightly* “My beautiful boy!!!  I didn’t expect you here, come! Let’s say hello to everyone!”

Kai:

*Shy smol puppy* “Hello everyone! I’m Jonging and this little one is Nini JR. Please take care of us tonight!”

Xiumin:

*Dad mode on* “Ello there!! Look who’s here!! Mini me! Are you happy? Did you miss appa?”

Baekhyun:

*HE would carry his baby and show him around to all the fans* “Say hi to our aeris! Aren’t the lovely, they think you are lovely too!”

Luhan:

*Sees him trying to decide if going on stage or not* “Come my son, everyone out there is dying to meet you. You’ll make your father very happy too”

Chen:

*For a moment no one’s sure who’s the baby, Chen or his son* “Ahhhh looks who’s here! Chennie! Ahh baby let me squeeze you this is a beautiful surprise. Come more often yes?”

Kyungsoo:

“Is that the one I think that is? My little son? Come to daddy, yes? Don’t be shy. But close your eyes when The Eve comes okay?”

Lay:

*Won’t leave his baby for a second. Probably the baby will sing some of the songs too, in unicorn*

Suho:

*Happiest man alive* “This is going to be the best concert ever! Let’s show Suho Jr how concerts become legends!”

[Masterlist] [Guideline]

THE BEST OF 2014: MOVIES

25 great films released in Brazil in 2014

25. The Congress, by Ari Folman 

24. Nightcrawler, by Dan Gilroy

23. La Jalousie, by Philippe Garrel

22. Ain’t Them Bodies Saint, by David Lowery

21. The Rover, by David Michôd

20. Quando Eu Era Vivo, by Marco Dutra

19. Ida, by Pawel Pawlikowski

18. The Immigrant, by James Gray

17. Enemy, by Dennis Villeneuve

16. Guardians of the Galaxy, by James Gunn

15. Begin Again, by John Carney

14. Nebraska, by Alexander Payne

13. Only Lovers Left Alive, by Jim Jarmusch

12. O Lobo Atrás da Porta, by Fernando Coimbra

11. Her, by Spike Jonze

10. Praia do Futuro, by Karim Ainouz

09. Gone Girl, by David Fincher

08. Inside Llewyn Davis, by Joel and Ethan Coen

07. A Most Wanted Man, by Anton Corbijn

06. Gloria, by Sebastián Lelio

05. Stories We Tell, by Sarah Polley

04. Happy Christmas, by Joe Swanberg

03. Mommy, by Xavier Dolan

02. Boyhood, by Richard Linklater

01. Under the Skin, by Jonathan Glazer

Dany did some things wrong

DISCLAIMER
THIS POST COULD BE CONSIDERED ANTI-DAENERYS
THIS POST MOST CERTAINLY IS ANTI-DANY-IS-FUCKING-PERFECT
IT’S CRITICISM, NOT HATE

“I will answer injustice with justice” is one of the most famous Dany-quotes out there, but I hate to break it to you: She answered injustice with injustice. 

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Wonho as a husband & Father

Originally posted by chaeseok

This is a request for @pretty–lips. I know you asked for all the members but they take a bit to do and they are too long for one post so I am going to make it a series if that’s okay. I hope you enjoy!

Shownu


At the wedding:

  • definitely cries when you walk down the aisle
  • type to write his own vows but can’t recite them all because he can’t stop crying
  • Asks Minhyuk to be his best man
  • the cutest man alive while dancing with his mom at the reception
  • cheesily carried you across the threshold of your apartment after the wedding

Married Life:

  • tries so hard to be quiet when he sneaks into the apartment after working in his studio late
  • smiles softly to himself when he finds you asleep on the couch and gently picks you up and carries you to bed
  • tries soooo hard to cook for your anniversary but burns everything and you end up eating ramen by candlelight.
  • Never forgets a birthday or anniversary
  • always in tune with your emotions
  • calls you princess and babygirl
  • always needs to be touching you
  • Extremely protective of you
  • Never lets you go to bed angry
  • sometimes gets overwhelmed and cries when you argue
  • loves to lay with his head in your lap while you play with his hair and listen to his thoughts and worries
  • forever stealing little kisses throughout the day
  • “you know how much I love you right?” is every other question out of his mouth
  • likes when you go to the gym with him just because he likes watching you check him out
  • type to randomly surprise you with flowers. “What are these for?” “Because I love you”
  • loves to give you massages

During your pregnancy:

  • checks and double checks on you every other second
  • runs out at 2am just to buy you a hot fudge sunday and fire Cheetos when you have cravings
  • lays in your lap and talks to the baby “Hi baby, I’m your daddy”
  • ALWAYS touching your stomach
  • has a mini panic attack when you go into labor but pulls it together when he sees you’re in pain and need him

As a father:

  • immediately wrapped around your child’s finger
  • anything you or the baby needs he is on it
  • works twice as hard (if that’s even possible) to provide for you and the baby
  • doesn’t think twice about changing diapers
  • dad who isn’t afraid of dress up or tea parties
  • would wear matching Halloween costumes with tights/spandex if child asked
  • “let me tell you about my first love. Ramen” he would say earning a slap from you. “He/She is only three Hoseok” “It’s never to early to learn about the importance of ramen.”
  • cries on their first day of school and at their high school graduation and really any event of significance
  • forever making his kids cringe because he is always flirting with and kissing their mom
  • the most sentimental and understanding father ever.

SasuSaku Month 2017 - Day 8 (Heartbreak Hotel)

Title: Caught Red-Handed

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Summary: Amidst their private travels, Sasuke and Sakura have a misunderstanding which forces him to admit something he wasn’t quite ready to admit yet… 

Genre: Humour / Romance

Words: 1979

A/N: Whoops, sorry for posting this a day late! I lost track of time. So I’ve been itching to write something silly and light and I felt this prompt would do it for me. I’ve also been meaning to play around in the present tense so here goes. Hope you enjoy. :) 

Disclaimer: All characters belong to the great Masashi Kishimoto.


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brunomars: It was an honor to share the stage with ya @anderson._paak . You’re an inspiring musician. I’ve watched you and your band go up there and kill it night after night and give people something they’ll always remember and blah blah blah FUCK THAT! I still whooped ya ass in basketball!! You Wish you had my handles! IM THE BEST DRUMMER ALIVE!!!!! Aaaarrrrhhhhhhh !!! 😂 Love ya man. Thank you for an amazing tour!! And to everyone reading this, If you ain’t got Malibu Yet.. what is you waitin for???

Bonfire at La Push

Paul Lahote x reader

Warnings- One kind of suggestive reference (it’s not graphic though) and occasional swearing

This is kind of like a part 2 to ‘Imagine moving to La Push and becoming good friends with the pack’. I wish i made it more flirty but my mind kept going blank sorry guys:( I guess Paul is more flirty than imaginable hahah. I was thinking, if any of you guys wanted, of doing different versions of part 2 with different pairings like one with reader x another pack member? If you guys like the sound of that and want me to write one for another character then inbox me and let me know, i have anons turned on <3

“Hello, i just love your account :3 If you have time, could you write an imagine in which Paul Lahote is teasing/flirting with Y/N after he met her at La Push with the pack ? Thank you :p” requested by @haydenthoughts<3

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