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Gay Things I Shouldn’t Have Allowed My Mother To Do (but it's too late now)

-Read my 1950s lesbian pulp novels
(“Wait, what’s happening? Why did she die? This is some BULLSHIT!!!”)
-Watch Carol
(“Well, if I were to be with a woman, I would want to be with a woman like Carol. She seems like a very attentive lover. Look at the faces Therese is making!”)
-Watch The L Word
(“Why are they always having sex? Is this what you and your friends do when you disappear into your room for two hours? Is this really how dramatic being a lesbian is?”)