the best kind of blind date

if you’re struggling for AU ideas take a look-see at this list i wrote for my friend who dubbed it “better than the 10 commandments" 

1)     Coffee shop AU

i)       Barista and person who has a ridiculous coffee order

ii)      I’m worried about your coffee dependency

iii)     you accidentally poured boiling hot coffee over me so you’re responsible for taking me to A&E

iv)     you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino

2)      Flower shop AU

i)       You buy a weird amount of flowers and I’m concerned as to why

ii)      I’m allergic to flowers but I work in a flower shop – you’re a customer who’s very confused as to why I’d do that

iii)     (this is also a good way to incorporate flower meanings eg, buying certain colours/types for person to represent feelings etc.)

3)      Library AU

i)       You’re overdue on this book and I want it so I’m tracking u the fuck down

ii)      I work in the library and I’m a little concerned for your health bc you never stop studying

iii)     The library’s pretty empty save for you and me and OH that couple making out loudly in the shelves somewhere

4)      Awful first time meeting

i)       I accidentally punched you in the face when I was too overexcited about something

ii)      I thought you were my friend who’s just done something awful to me (read: cut my hair while I slept, dyed all of my clothes pink, etc. etc.) because you look similar from behind so I stormed up to you and shoved you from behind while calling you an asshole

iii)     You get the gist to this one

iv)     Oooh when you told me your name I thought you were joking because it’s fucking awful and I made a joke about it and things got awkward real fucking fast (perfect for a Hannibal au just saying)

5)      Weird places to meet/awkward meetings in general

i)       We live in the same block of flats but haven’t ever talked and Sunday morning we were both doing the walk of shame and had to stand in the lift together

ii)      “okay I know that being in the woods at 2am is a weird thing to be doing but my friend called me and- wait, why are you in the woods at 2am, fuck I’m going to die aren’t I?”

iii)     A personal favourite of mine – first day at a new job and oh fuck my boss is the person I drunkenly hooked up with last weekend/night

iv)     We keep accidentally running into each other I’m not a stalker I swear

v)      You live across from me in our apartments and we smile when we see each other but we don’t really know each other and oh you’re the stripper at my friend’s stag do/hen night fuck this is really uncomfortable

vi)     “My shower’s broken but I’ve got a date tonight could I possibly use your shower please?” “Oh sure (neighbour that I’ve been crushing on for the past six months) of course you can use my shower to get ready for your date (fuck fuck fuck)”

6)      Friends to romance – pining and all that wonderful shit

i)       You’ve got a date tonight and you asked for advice on what to wear but I’m so in love with you and damn you look good in the outfit I picked out for you

ii)      I really like you but you’re my best friend’s ex

iii)     You’ve liked me for ages and were really obvious about it and I didn’t like all the attention but now you’re over me I really miss it and fuck I think I like you too?

iv)     Somewhere along the way of getting into bar fights together, staying up all night with movie marathons, other friendship things, I’ve fallen in love with you but oh my god this could ruin EVERYTHING

v)      Friends with benefits oh wait I like you

7)      FAKE DATING HOLY SHIT I LIVE FOR THIS

i)       It’s my highschool reunion and I need a hot date so I can rub it in the faces of the people who hated me

ii)      My homophobic parents are coming to visit will you pretend to date me as an extra “fuck you”?

iii)     There’s a person who won’t stop bugging me will you pretend to be my partner so that they’ll fuck off?

iv)     I told my sister I have a boyfriend so she’d stop trying to set me up with people but now she’s coming to visit and I’m in too deep I need a fake boyf ASAP

8)      Soulmate aus

i)       The first words your true love(s) will say to you are tattooed on you and why the fuck are their first words something really ridiculous like ‘I’ll pay you a tenner to punch me in the face’ or ‘quick what’s your favourite animal’ or ‘fucking shit hell holy fuck wow oh my god jesus h Christ fuck me’ etc. or even worse a really ridiculous song lyric like  the opening lines of uptown funk or a high school musical song or smthing did you have to serenade me the first time you saw me asshole?

ii)      You get an ‘impression’ of your soulmate when you turn 18 or something but all I got was a strong smell of bananas or an overwhelming feeling that Thatcher was a good prime minister or an image in my mind of a fucking unicorn

iii)     The more ridiculous the better actually

iv)     Something like whenever your soulmate sings a duet you can’t help but join in and my fucking soulmate is in a goddamn band but I can’t sing for shit

v)      Or maybe something like soulmates always sneeze at the same time and I cant be sure but me and this kid in my French class just sneezed at the same time are we soulmates or was it a coincidence (proceed w character trying to make themselves sneeze around said person to see what’s what)

9)      Alternate universes for real

i)       Mermaids

ii)      Siren and asexual pirate who doesn’t understand why all his crew are losing their shit that person has a nice voice sure but what the fuck is happening

iii)     Hogwarts

iv)     We live in a world where the greek gods are real and you went and got yourself cursed and now I have to go on a fucking quest to sort this shit out why do I love you again?

v)      Pacific rim au (either they’re drift compatible or one of them is a ranger and the other stresses constantly bc what if they die yes I have read a fic like this no I didn’t come up with this one but it’s fucking good) (also if you haven’t seen that film go watch it now)

vi)     Literally any movie or book universe you like tbh just go for it

10)   Other aus that I like

i)       I wanted to go on the ferris wheel but there has to be two people to a cart come on random person let’s go oh wait are we stuck at the top? Fuck

ii)      We work in the same office and you have a goddamn squeaky chair and you wONT FUCKING STOP SQUEAKING IT BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT ANNOYS ME

iii)     Our mutual friend set us up on a blind date and I thought I’d hate it but you’re actually… kind of funny? But because I expected to hate it in no way am I going to let you change my mind just because you’re gorgeous and funny and intelligent oh no my friend is not winning this

iv)     It started to snow and I’m the only one of our friends who would go outside with you – I soon found out why none of the others would go out in the snow with you (this works best if they’re new friends who don’t know each other all that well) when you shoved a handful of snow down my back and declared snow war

v)      It’s nowhere near Christmas it’s literally still November would you calm down about Christmas wait no why are you getting the tree out no stop please stop (if you do this pre-relationship you can have the grouchy one secretly finding the other’s excitement endearing and falling in love with them actually that works for established relationship too)

vi)     Current partner got a new job in America (or other country far away) and we’re getting by on skype calls and emails but it’s not easy and then I met someone new (can be poly or can be finding the OTP person)

vii)   You want us both to get in shape and I hate working out/running but your ass looks really good in shorts oh the things I do for my friends and their nice asses

viii)  Carrying on from 10.vii. you’ve caught me checking you out in what I thought was a subtle way too many times and now you’re calling me out on it what do I do???

ix)     You’re an actor/other famous person that I really admire and I just saw you in the street and as I was debating whether or not to say hi you came up to me and started flirting what do I do??

x)      You were waving at your friend behind me but I got confused and waved back at you and now I’m dying of embarrassment but you think it’s cute

xi)     I sat down in the wrong class and I’m panicking but don’t want to get up and leave because the class has started and you think it’s hilarious and shut up you dumb fuck you don’t know me aahhh

xii)   I’m a waiter at this wedding and you’re a drunk guest who will not stop hitting on me please I’m trying to work no I can’t dance with you omg let me find you some water

xiii)  Our best friends are that awful ‘cute’ couple that make-out in public and call each other “sweetie” and “sugar” and “babe” and god they’re awful let’s talk about how awful they are – develops into “shit we’re the awful couple now”

xiv)  You pissed me off in class so I threw a book at your head and now I’m in detention and jesus fuck I hate you so much and the teacher made me apologise and wait you’re cuter up close and the way you talk is kind of nice actually oh fuck no

Okay I could go on forever but this is over 1,500 words of auing already I have too many ideas christ

send me some to @theskyis-forever with a pairing for me to write :)

Surprise

Requested By Anon

Pairings: Loki x f!Reader

Y/B/F - Your best friend


Loki has created a chatroom.

Loki has invited Y/N.

Loki: Greetings, my love. I have a surprise for you. I’m sure you’ll love it! Please wait in your room.

Y/N: Really?! Thank you! You shouldn’t have. What is it? Tell me please!

Loki: A surprise, love.

Y/N: Can’t I have a hint? Please, please, please!

Loki: Tony is going to have a fit when he sees it, that’s for sure. Ehehehehe!

Loki: I’m going to try and sneak it in. Give me 10 minutes.

Y/N: … You didn’t get me a bilgesnipe, right?

Loki: I considered it but we already have Thor, one is enough. It’s a midgardian animal however.

Y/N: DOG? CAT? BUNNY? PARROT? A STRAY CLINT?

Loki: No, my love.

Loki: At times I really do question your friendship with Barton…

Y/N: Speaking of which, he’s trying to enter the chat. What did you put the password as?

Loki: Don’t worry, he’ll never guess it.

Clint has joined the chat.

Loki: What sorcery….

Clint: Y/N WHY ARE YOU IGNORING MY TEXTS

Clint: I SENT YOU MEMES THAT I NEED YOUR APPROVAL ON

Clint: I FARMED THESE MEMES MYSELF

Clint: Get it? Because I have a farm.

Clint: You… are dating Loki?

Y/N: No! Who said that?

Loki: Er, why would you think that Y/N and I are courting?

Clint:

Clint: “My love.” A private chat. Surprises! I’m deaf not blind!

Y/N: … We’re really close friends?

Clint: YOU ONLY TALK TO Y/B/F LIKE THAT!

Loki: I’m one of Y/N’s best friends?

Clint: YOU SHUT YOUR LYING MOUTH!

Clint: I’M ONE OF Y/N’S BEST FRIENDS, YOU ARE CERTAINLY NOT ONE OF THEM

Clint: Also what kind of stupid password is “LokiLaufeysonIsTheFutureAndRightfulKingOfAsgardWithHisQueenY/N”?

Y/N: Really babe, really?!

Clint: Seriously judging you, Loki.

Y/N: Of all the possible passwords!

Clint: At least add numbers to make it more challenging!

Loki: It’s a good password! Thor would never guess it!

Clint: Wait, wait, wait. We’re moving off topic. Y/N, how could you not tell me you’re dating this ice sculpture?

Y/N: I was going to! I was just waiting for the right time. Please don’t tell anyone yet! They’re not going to take it well.

Clint: You’re dating a psychopath, of course they won’t!

Loki: I’m not a psychopath, I’m a highly functioning sociopath.

Clint: Don’t taint Sherlock!

Clint: So, I’m the only one who knows about this?

Loki: Yes, thank Odin.

Clint: It would be a shame

Clint: If the others found out

Y/N: DON’T YOU DARE!

Clint: If only there were donuts to keep my mouth shut

Clint: But there aren’t any…

Clint: Maybe I’ll add the team and ask them if they have any.

Y/N: How many do you want?

Clint: A DOZEN EVERY WEEK FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS!

Y/N: Deal.

Y/N: Loki, love. Get Clint some donuts, please?

Loki: … Fine.

Clint: And I want to go to Asgard.

Loki: I’ll see what I can do.

Clint: I want the fancy armor too!

Loki: Of course.

Clint: And your helmet.

Loki: Absolutely not!

Clint: Let’s ask the team how they’re doing, shall we?

Y/N: I hate you.

Clint: Love you too, Y/N.

Loki: The helmet is yours but nothing else! Do we have a deal?

Clint: Deal. Remember, hurt my lovely Y/N and you will regret it!

Thor has joined the chat.

Loki: NO!

Clint: I didn’t tell him.

Thor: Brother! You are courting Lady Y/N?!

Y/N: It’s a good password, you said. Thor would never guess it, you said.

Thor: How could you keep this from me! We are family!

Thor: Did you think I would not be happy for you?

Loki: Do you approve?!

Thor: Of course I do! Lady Y/N is a wonderful person, I could think of no one else better than her for you. Hearty congratulations brother!

Loki: I am surprised… Thank you… Brother.

Thor: But Lady Y/N, I must offer my most sincere and heartfelt apologies to you as my brother is far from wonderful.

Loki: Outrageous!

Y/N: Don’t worry, Thoreo! Loki has been a marvelous boyfriend.

Clint: So far… And when he messes up, I will be there to fight him.

Loki: Why do you have a cute nickname for Thor…?

Loki: And dammit, Barton! I love Y/N. I would NEVER hurt her.

Thor: We must celebrate! I shall ask Stark to take us to one of the finest dining places on Midgard.

Y/N: THOREO NO

Loki: YOU OAF, DON’T LET ANYONE ELSE KNOW!

Thor has added Tony.

Thor:

Thor: Better now than never!

Thor has left the chat.

Loki: FOOL!

Clint: I’m still getting my donuts despite Tony knowing, right?

Tony: what

Tony: is

Tony: THIS

Loki: … A chat?

Y/N: …. Surprise!

Tony: Did you cast a spell on Y/N? Is it blackmail? Y/N you can tell me!

Y/N: Tony. I know this must be hard to accept but… Loki and I are in love.

Tony: MY ARC REACTOR HURTS! I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

Y/N: He’s no longer the man who tried to take over New York and who threw you off a building. Give him a chance, please!

Loki: My love, I know that you are trying to resolve the situation, but perhaps try not to mention my past misdeeds?

Clint: Are we at the part where Tony shoots him with his little blasty things?

Tony has added Natasha, Steve, Bruce.

Clint: We’re all going to kick his ass? I’ll get my bow.

Loki: I thought you were on our side, Barton!

Clint: I still didn’t get my donuts.

Tony: Steve, do something!!

Natasha: I can’t believe I’m saying this but, I think their relationship is good.

Y/N: But Nat, you just found out?

Natasha: I’m a spy, remember?

Tony: Don’t… encourage them!

Natasha: Ever since they started dating, Loki has been nicer, more kind. Less creepy and evil. Which is really good for us.

Steve: Natasha has a point. I don’t think Loki would jeopardize his relationship with Y/N by trying to take over the world and he seems to love her a lot, I don’t think he’d do anything to hurt or upset her.

Tony: HAVE YOU PEOPLE GONE MAD?!

Clint: … Tony. I think we’ve entered an alternate dimension.

Y/N: Stevie, you’re taking this really well…

Loki: Stevie…?

Steve: Natasha told me about you and Loki as soon as you two started dating.

Clint: BUT NOT ME??????????

Y/N: Awwww you guys, you knew this whole time and didn’t make a big deal about it unlike a certain bird and billionaire here. Thank you Nat and Stevie <3

Steve: Oh I’m trying my best not to punch Loki.

Nat: Not a day goes by when I don’t want to shoot him.

Loki: I can’t blame them.

Steve: But he makes you happy.

Nat: And you make him a better person, so we grudgingly approve.

Loki: Banner, you’re more quiet than usual…

Bruce: I’m just thinking.

Loki: About?

Tony: He’s trying to think of ALL THE WAYS TO HURT YOU IF YOU HURT Y/N!

Bruce: Tony is right.

Loki: I will gladly accept becoming one with the floor if I dare hurt Y/N, which I would never.

Bruce: Excellent.

Y/N: Soooooooo, now that everyone knows, can you all leave?

Clint: NEVER!

Tony: WE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU TWO PRIVACY AFTER THIS!

Y/N: …

Y/N: Love, did you uh, manage to bring in my surprise?

Loki: Oh yes, ehehehehehehehehe.

Steve: When he laughs/types like that, it means he’s up to something bad.

Loki: I’m feeding it first and then I’ll bring it up to your room.

Tony: What surprise?

Tony: Feeding it?!

Tony: Look, we have enough strays. We took in Loki and Bucky, we can’t take in more.

Nat: What is it?

Bruce: I’m kinda curious too. Spill.

Scott has joined the chat.

Scott: WHY DOES LOKI HAVE A LEMUR

Scott: A LEMUR

Scott: LEMUR

Scott: WHY

Scott: Also, gross. Y/N, why him?

Y/N: OMG

Y/N: DARLING, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE!

Y/N: NO SERIOUSLY, I’M QUITE CONFLICTED ABOUT THIS

Loki: I remembered how after watching that movie… Madagascar? You said you thought the lemur was cute. Do you not like it?

Clint: Can I pet it?!

Tony: NO WILD ANIMALS IN ME BASE

Tony: My*

Scott: THIS LEMUR DOES NOT LIKE ME

Scott: I swear it wants to start a fight

Scott:

Scott: DO YOU THINK I’M LYING

Scott: AIFPHWEH G GNLKREG

Scott has been disconnected.

Y/N: Is he okay?!

Loki: It attacked him.

Natasha: … I’m not breaking that fight up.

Clint: Who shall come out as the victor? Scott or King Julien II?

Bruce: Probably the lemur.

Tony: I guess we can keep the lemur? Just make sure to keep it out of the lab and my room.

Tony has left the chat.

Steve: I should help Scott…

Steve has left the chat.

Loki: What shall we name him, love?

Clint: I’VE ALREADY NAMED HIM

Y/N: Clint’s name is good.

Loki: Alright, we shall name him Clint.

Y/N: No, I meant King Julien II

Loki: Ehehehe Clint it is!

Clint: .. I’m kinda touched, not gonna lie. Clint Jr. So cute.

Loki: Oh.

Bruce: So now we have a lemur, a raccoon, a hawk, an ant, two spiders, a panther and a falcon.

Bruce: … Can we get a penguin next? 

Natasha: No.

Bruce: Please?

Natasha has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Clint: What a great day.

Clint has left the chat. 

Loki: Finally! I thought they’d never leave.

Y/N: If you’re done settling in Clint Jr. can you come to my room where I’ve been waiting for the past 20 minutes for you?

Loki: To thank me, I presume? ;)

Sam has joined the chat.

Sam: ewwwww.

Sam has added Bucky.

Bucky: ewwwwwww.

Loki: STOP IT, YOU IMBECILES!

Sam: OF ALL THE HUNKS ON THIS TEAM,

Bucky: YOU CHOOSE HIM?

Sam: I’m insulted, Y/N.

Bucky: If you ever break up with him Y/N, you know where to find me.

Sam: And me.

Sam has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

Loki: Would you be upset if I set Clint Jr. upon them?

Y/N: Yes.

Loki: Consider it, please.

Loki: Clint Jr. has stopped his attack on the bug man. See you soon, love.

Y/N has left the chat.

Loki has left the chat.

Vision has joined the chat.

Vision:

Vision has left the chat.
Klance Fic Recs

Can you tell me by aknightley

Keith works in his brother’s coffee shop for the summer, expecting a boring break before college. Lance changes all of that.

One shot

Dirty Laundry by Anonymous

Lance makes the mistake of telling his Mom he has a boyfriend coming home with him for Christmas. Keith makes the mistake of agreeing to be Lance’s ‘fake boyfriend’.

I’m pretty sure everyone and their mother in the fandom know this one but I love it anyways so I’m including it.

Multi-chapter

Naturally by quartetship

There’s a lot of pressure on a guy when your first date is in outer space, with a grossly smitten couple sitting across from you, on what is probably Valentine’s Day, somewhere in the universe.
Especially when you’re not even sure it’s a date, at all.

One shot

Alien Themed Diners, Folksy Waysations, and Desert Kisses by vintagemisery49

 Lance is traveling home for spring break so he invites his friends without plans to come along to keep him company, and drop them off at their respective stops along the way. So Lance, Allura, Keith and Pidge set off on a cross country adventure full of tacky knickknacks, diners, crappy motels, and a whole lot of pining. 

 Road trip AU basically. 

One shot 

Starting over by spiritcrimson

 Sitting right there, on the bed opposite his, staring slack jawed and wide-eyed up at him, is Lance. Lance motherfucking McClain. What the actual fuck? 

Really good, highly recommend. Summary doesn’t tell you much but it’s worth the read I promise. 

One shot. 

 Blind Stars of Fortune by AmbitiousSkychild

 It’s always two steps forward, three steps back when it comes to Keith, but Lance is determined to make something work. 

 I love this one so much.

 One shot.

Call Me, Beep Me by safra

Where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there.

Multi-chapter

What Happens on Youtube by theoddpocalypse

This is a series of fics where Keith and Lance are famous Youtubers who eventually end up dating and shenanigans ensue with their followers, friends and relationship.

Series, but the best one is definitely Apartment Tour in my opinion.

Blind Date Part 1

Josh Dun x reader

Read the rest: Part 2

Summary: You get stood up for a movie date but things begin to look up when a sweet boy with yellow hair takes a seat next to you.

Words: 1,484

A/N: So I have a few Tyler imagines coming up and decided to write up a Josh one. Also I really want to watch Split. Enjoy!

Y/N’s Perspective

“Come on Y/N, just give him a chance! I think you and him will really hit it off. Just one date, what’s the worst that could happen?”

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anonymous asked:

what if V thinks MC is blind because he constantly hears her crashing into things and going "There's a wall there"

  • Ok,,,,, Maybe dating another newly blind person wasn’t the best idea, but at least they’d have that much more in common. He just thought that she was so kind and her voice was so pretty and he just,,,,,,,,
  • They wouldn’t be able to rely on each other to see, but he could still see a tiny bit, so that’d have to do until they both adjusted.
  • When he bumped into her at the cafe and she spilled her tea everywhere, he knew;
    • He was in love.
  • He walked around the park with her for a few hours after that, and she kept tripping over everything and running into benches and lampposts.
  • At the end of the day, they exchange numbers and start talking on the phone all the time.
  • When he invited her to lunch at his house, he was a nervous wreck. She didn’t know the layout of his home. What if she got hurt?!
  • When she showed up, he made sure to show her around the house and point out every wall and table that she could possibly run into. He also made it a point to warn her not to trip on the stairs, but she went tumbling anyways.
  • He always felt around for things he could run into, plus he could sort of rely on the tiny amount of sight he still had, but she seemed to be completely blind and she just went for it. 
  • While she was visiting his home, she continued to trip over everything, but now there were more things to trip over.
    • loud gasp “Oh shit, there’s a rug there.”
    • bam “That’s a wall.”
    • crash “I’m so sorry I just punched your chandelier, I was just trying to stretch.”
    • boom “That door was definitely open the last time I walked through here.”
  • “MC, from one recently blind person to another, you should start being more cautious. It’s not so dangerous here, but you could really get hurt.”
  • Silence
  • “MC?”
  • “Jihyun, do you think I’m blind?”
  • “…….are you not?”
  • “No…. I’m just….. horribly clumsy. I drove here.”
  • “Well, my point still stands.”
AU prompts 4

- “you’re my favorite up and coming author and I go to one of your signings, oh my god your handwriting is so pretty, wait did you just write your number in this book” au

- “my car ran out of gas and god, I’m in the middle of no where. I walk and thankfully find a run down diner, you’re the waiter at the coffee bar and wOW YOURE CUTE” au

- “I’m on a blind date with you but I just found out you’re team iron man and I don’t think it’s going to work out” au

- “we’ve been best friends forever but we went to different universities and got separated a few years back. I’m home for summer now and holy shit I think that’s you uhm what happened to your glasses and disgusting fringe” au

- “the person I’m kind of dating brought me to the carnival and they’re trying to win me a stuffed dog at one of those stands but they’re hopeless. you walk up next to us and hand the man a dollar, popped three balloons with those darts and yup you just handed me a stuffed dog oH BOY MY DATE IS PISSED” au

- “we used to go to school together and you’re in this shitty local band that blew up and now you’re touring other countries and stuff but you’re back here for a show. I got front row tickets and in the middle of your world ending guitar solo, you see my face and fuck it up” au

- “my best friend is getting married to your best friend and we have to walk down the aisle together, I remember always hating you but you look really good in a suit wow” au

- “my dog ran away a month ago and you found her in your backyard with your dog, well I’m sorry to break it to you but your dog knocked her up and I’m not about to parent these puppies on my own” au

Morgan Rielly- worth it

Request: could you please do a morgan rielly imagine where you’re set up on a blind date by your best friend??? just really fluffy pls ??? thx 💕💕💕

Author’s note: Thank you so much for requesting a Mo fic. Morgan is the love of my life and I’m absolutely humbly honored to write this. Because I love him. 

Warnings: none

Up next: Tom Wilson

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You /MC  go shopping with a friend you end up dressing something too sexy and a RFA member happens to see you

I need some fluff lol


 Works for all genders -use males the term too sexy for clothing thoe o-o? -

spoiler free

I hope you enjoy it anyway


Common story

You want to go on a date with someone from the RFA you yet have to ask them out. You feel like you need something special for the date too so you ask a friend. You go together shopping sadly the friend is a bit too much on the naughty side and recommends you something really sexy. You try it on and step out of the cabin just to stand in front of your potential date.


Zen


  • You step out standing right in front of him
  • He greets you surprised
  • you happily greet him then he notices what you wearing
  • Zen is blushing nervously asking why you wear that
  • You assume he does not like it even when its very sexy
  • somehow it makes you sad you feel like you nothing compared to his handsomeness anyway
  • Your friend pokes at you and says its for a date
  • He then notices that friend being like WTF you have a date
  • With who -already ready to punch someone-
  • Not with that friend of yours their -looks doubtful at your friend even when its a same gender friend he can not be too careful-
  • You tell him no that’s just a friend your date is someone else
  • Then somehow hoping your friend asks him if he likes the outfit
  • -your friend knows you want to ask Zen out but you had no courage to do so just yet-
  • He gestures a bit around then tells you that that outfit is not good for a date
  • You are a bit sad over that and ask him if it really looks that bad on you
  • Zen says that not the issue while avoiding to look at you
  • That makes you suspicious so you wounder out loud if you not looking pretty
  • Zen stats thats not the issue at all while slightly looking at you
  • You are like huh? somehow end up standing in a way that reveals even more of your skin
  • Then Zen breaks tells you Nooooooooooo never ever wear that in public at all going on a date dressed like that will cause a commotion and all men are wolves after all
  • He dramatically covers you with his coat
  • Zen blushing at you
  • You say you will thing over what else to wear now but you also wonder if it makes sense now when Zen had no showed no real interest -you accidentally mumble that -
  • Zen is like wait a second
  • You want to go on a date with him , that is why you are dressing that
  • You quietly agree
  • Well now you have a date you will dress something cute and you still buy the outfit for private use



Yoosung

  • In front of you standing now the blushing mess mess -formally known as Yoosung
  • -Rip Innocent Yoosung-
  • He stutters a hi and asking you what you up too
  • your friend telling him you here to get a outfit for a date
  • A d-d-date ? -with someone else -
  • Yoosung stares at you not wanting to but he is unable to move
  • He trys his best to not die again he needs to know
  • With who ? He asks, he is kind of angry now.
  • You think he hates the outfit so you try to play it off
  • You tell Yoosung that you are just trying outfits on for the future
  • He is kind of relived
  • You ask him what he is thinking over the outfit
  • It should be obvious but you are blind
  • He trys to tell you as polite as possible that its not good for the public but manages to make it sound like it looks bad on you
  • Your friend then comes with something even more sexy to you
  • -how your friend found that you dont know-
  • Your friend asks Yoosung if he would like that one more
  • The image makes him unable to speak again
  • lucky for him you refuse
  • You pretty much say its useless to be even more sexy if he does not like the current one
  • -whoops you hope Yoosung did not hear that-
  • Yoosung wakes up from his trance
  • Huh wait what – his brain is putting the clues together he comes to a conclusion-
  • You dont mean the one you wanted to date is him o.o is it ???
  • Dressed like that… with him… … focus Yoosung …. focus…
  • You admit it telling him if he is not interested it okay for you -friend glares at you like wtf-
  • Their is nothing in the world he wants more but still like that no that will not work
  • You will dress something cute and still kill him on the date
  • will have sleepless nights because of that sexy outfit


Jaehee


  • Jaehee is rendered speechless
  • She asks politely why you dressed like that -some sort of costume maybe-
  • You try to avoid the answer your friend strait out tells her its for a date
  • You defend yourself right away since Jaehee is really not happy hearing this
  • You are only trying outfits on after all
  • She strait out tells you that would be not good for a date at all
  • You agree and ask her what she would recommend
  • Jaehee tells you it depends on the person and the place of the date.
  • She asks you about the person you want to ask
  • You avoid telling her any details but pretty much vaguely describe her
  • She does not get it she seems a bit upset for some reason
  • She tells you that something more classy would fit you then
  • You wounder why she sounds kinda cold now
  • She still offers you her help and your friend gets a bit shoved behind remarking how sexy suits you better.
  • Jaehee is not disagreeing but she is not comfortable with it either
  • Together with her you pick something else out you try it on and she likes it better
  • She hopes that your date will also like it
  • You spill the beans since she looks so sad now
  • You tell Jaehee that you wanted to ask her out and you say that you are sorry for not saying that right away
  • She agrees on having a coffee date with you


Jumin

  • Your friend convinced you he would loosen up with a sexy outfit
  • But as you now stand in front of the man he seems really not interested
  • He is actual even more distant now how was that possible
  • You know how he is regarding gold diggers and such people
  • He asks why you are dressed like that
  • You tell him you only trying some looks out
  • Your friend says its for a date
  • Is their anger in Jumins eyes oh shit how bad have you messed up -find out next episode lol-
  • You tell Jumin its only for future dates not now
  • He asks if there is someone you like then
  • You nervously try not to admit anything but he is very suspicious
  • Somehow you feel like you committed a crime
  • The more you talk around it the more the air feels with tension
  • Your friend trys to help you by telling Jumin that its more just in case of a date
  • That only confuses Jumin so you try changing the subject to cats
  • that works usely after all
  • but not this time he tells you that you not have to say anything he just concludes there is someone
  • He suggests that you change and dress more appropriate before more people notice you like that
  • You are agreeing not that was room for saying no
  • So you go and change back in your normal outfit
  • meanwhile Jumin talks – interrogates- your friend to get information over your potential crush
  • Your friend does its best but Jumin can be quite scary after all
  • So it comes down to a basic loose description of Jumin but since its pretty much how you see him he does not really get it
  • – I mean funny, generous and cute is not really what people describe him as -
  • So he is thinking really hard who fits to that traits …. Luciel maybe or Yoosung or that pretty boy no … your taste is not that bad
  • After you are done he is still thinking you ask him what is up
  • Her is kind of relived to see your normal outfit
  • Jumin says it suits you way better
  • You ask him half joking if that was a compliment
  • He says it was -the world stands still -
  • You are so surprised that you say it was not even necessary to get a new outfit for him then
  • Jumin looks at you half absentminded -processing data-
  • Wait you wanted to go out with him why did you not just asked then
  • You say you where afraid since you out of his class and all
  • He waves that off and invites you to dinner right away
  • You wounder if you really are dressed good enough for that
  • He says you are very nicely dressed so its all good



707

  • He blushes turns slightly away avoiding eye contact
  • You greet him and wounder right away if you look that bad
  • He makes awkward jokes that have nothing to do with the current situation
  • Also saying you should have a license to wear such thinks
  • He asks if you plan to go to a party dressed like that
  • You say no , your friend adds its for a date
  • good- wait whaaaaaaat he is confused
  • “a date you why, how ,who…. “
  • looks at your friend drawing wrong conclusions
  • before you can even say anything he looks away from you checking your friend out
  • He feels like that person is much better for you then he is
  • You tell him you are only trying some different thinks on with the help of your friend
  • So you don’t like that friend in that way ??
  • You say you don’t its just a good friend
  • is it good or bad the vote falls on good
  • 707 is kind of relived but now he needs to know more
  • but then again does he really want to know…
  • He is conflicted he is overheating so he just asks anyway if you are liking someone
  • You don’t really tell him since you are too embarrassed  
  • Your friend sees that this will lead no where at this rate so your friend just flat out says there is someone but that person is an idiot
  • You tell them to stfu that’s not true at all 707 is no idiot he is really smart
  • 707 just looks at you -707 error-
  • -Processor error must restart. Restart fail blue screen error. -
  • What… wait.. him  …no way there is no way you would like him
  • You must be joking you are broken……
  • After a heavy breath you admit its true you have a crush on him but you where to shy to ask him.
  • He still can not understand he tells you he is dangerous -insert 707 route here-
  • You say he is not and you really want to go out with him
  • 707 knows better but agrees anyway but you have to wear something else
  • You are agreeing
Introduction (Remus Lupin)

Pairing: Remus Lupin x Hufflepuff!Reader 
Warnings: none, I think :I 
Word Count: 1,326

Enjoy! <3

Your robes floated in the air as you ran out of the Potions classroom with your bag on your shoulder. Most of your friends were already gone, spending their free time in the Hufflepuff common room or sneaking into the Kitchens. You, however already had plans, that’s why you were heading to the Black Lake.

The sun was shining outside, blinding you slightly. As you stopped under a large tree, you were greeted by none other than Remus Lupin. The two of you met on the Hogwarts train at the beginning of that year, and you instantly felt connected.

He loved how optimistic and funny you were, and you loved his kindness and smart remarks. You always had something to talk about, and soon both of you took an interest in each other. It was just a matter of time you got together. You were dating for several months, and so far you had the best time of your life.

“Hy Remus! Sorry I’m late, Slughorn kept me up.” You said, panting slightly from all the running.

“It’s alright, I’m glad you made it.” He smiled understanding, taking your hand in his and starting to walk around the lake. You were talking about small things like your day and school work. He told you about the latest pranks his friends thought of, but you weren’t listening completely. 

You were thinking about how he talked more about his friends more than before. Remus always paid attention to you, and you still had your time together, but you felt as if he would be more distant lately. You hadn’t even met his friends yet. Okay, that was actually your fault, since you always backed out when he tried to introduce you. You were anxious that maybe he would be embarrassed or would doubt your relationship. At the meantime, you were scared that his friends wouldn’t like you and make him break up with you. 

You knew how important they were to Remus, with his furry little problem and all, and you knew he couldn’t choose between them and you if that was the case. Remus deeply loved you, but the boys saved him when you weren’t there, and you could understand how important they were to him. 

“Love, are you alright?” He asked frowning slightly as he studied your face. You shook your head to get back to reality, smiling slightly.

“Yes, I’m fine, I was just wondering-” You glanced at him questioningly as if you should continue or not, and he nodded encouragingly.

“Could I meet your friends?” He looked at you confused as he saw the sadness in your eyes.

“Yes of course, but…”

“You don’t want me to anymore?”

“Of course I want it! I love you, and I would be bloody proud to show you off.” He pecked your nose, then kissed you slowly, confirming his words. You chuckled slightly, but he could see the doubt in your eyes.

“Listen, it’s getting late, we should head back to the castle. But if you want to, you can sit whit us tomorrow at breakfast, ‘kay?” He said, and you smiled at him lovingly.

“It’s a plan!” You giggled, kissing his cheek. You walked back with your fingers intertwined.

                                                 ***

You stood at the door of the Great Hall, shaking like a leaf. Terrifying scenarios went through your brain. What if they hate you? What if you embarrass yourself? What if you laugh a something so hard you snort? What if-

“(Y/N)! Hey, the others went in already, come on!” Remus took your hand before you could say anything and the next thing you knew you were sitting down next to the Marauders.

“Prongs, Padfoot, Wormtail, this is (Y/N).” He announced with pride in his tone. You let out a shaky breath before looking them in the eye, trying to look confident.

“Hy, nice to meet you all.” You said cautiously. There was a moment of silence when James and Sirius looked at each other smirking, and the next thing you knew, they pulled you down next to them.

“It’s so nice to meet you too, Moony wouldn’t shut up about you!” Smirked James throwing an arm around your shoulder.

“I’m so happy that our little Moony found such a pretty girl to take care of him.” Sirius wiped his eyes mockingly like a mother would do. You just sat there dumbfounded while Remus sat next to you, pulling you closer to him. Soon you loosened up too, and started to joke with his friends, you fitted in quite well actually.

Soon you finished eating and the classes were about to start. Remus insisted on escorting you to your next class, so the two of you gathered your things.

“I will go with (Y/N), see you in a bit.” Said Remus taking your hand.

“Alright, but (Y/N), you have to bring our Moony back by 10 sharp!” Said Sirius with a stern look.

“No kissing or making out!” Said James.

“No sex before your wedding!” Added Sirius grinning. Remus had an annoyed look on his face while you just laughed next to him.

“Don’t worry, I will take care of him.” You promised with a serious look, but your eyes shined brightly.

“My common room is near the Kitchens, so at least he will be well-fed?” You shrugged, walking to the door.

“Bring me a blueberry muffin later and you’ll have my approval!” Shouted James after you.

“Deal!” 

“Bloody idiots…” Murmured Remus under his breath as you stepped to the corridors.

“They are idiots. But I can see why you talk about them so much, they are amazing.” You chuckled, kissing his cheek lightly.

“I suppose you are right… See you after classes?” He asked as you arrived at the Transfiguration classroom.

“Sure thing!” You kissed him on the lips sweetly, winking as you went to your seat.

                                                ***

You met with Remus in the back of the Library after all your classes were over. You were tired as hell and all you wanted was to snuggle close to your boyfriends, so that’s what you did. He looked at you lovingly, holding you close to him.

It was your favourite spot in the Library, it was comfortable, a perfect reading spot and last but not least, no one could see you there, so you had your privacy too.

“So, Love, I have good and bad news.” He said quietly, not to disturb you too mutch. You looked up at him curiously.

“Is that so? Well then, what is the good one?”

“The boys wouldn’t shut up about how funny and awesome you are.” He smiled at you with love in his eyes. You could tell he was really proud and happy.

“They also started to refer to you as Mrs Moony.” He added with a small smile.

“Which means?”

“They absolutely adore you.” You let out a sigh of relief. They liked you! But you still weren’t fully relaxed yet.

“And the bad news?”

“Well, from now on, the three of them will be a huge pain in the arse.” He laughed, his chest vibrating under your hands.

“What’s new?” You asked sarcastically, chuckling with him.

“I knew they would like you. I’m really glad though.” He said, his voice getting husky.

“Oh yeah? Why is that?” You asked seductively, leaning close to his face.

“I won’t have to explain why I have female clothes under my bed.” He whispered before kissing you passionately. You kissed back just as fiercely, tangling your fingers in his hair. You couldn’t believe he was yours, and all you could think of was how lucky you were to have such a loving boyfriend. 

 His hands went from your hip to the small of your back, rolling up your shirt slightly, when you heard a girly shriek from behind you.

“What have we told you about making out?!”

“Sod off James!”

Hope you liked it! Feedback and requests are appreciated! 

anonymous asked:

i desperately need more jihope fics to read do you have any recs?

[UPDATED - MARCH 2017] 

Here is a combination of every genre and rating since I don’t know your preference. 99% of these don’t have sad endings - because I cant cope with that. Majority of these stories are also completed so I bet there tons of amazing ongoing stories that I havent included. Enjoy! (everything italicized is new on the list)

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For @umthatsliam on her birthday (it’s still the 28th here it’s not my fault you’re ahead), have 4K of fake boyfriend Lirry. This is the beginning from that I Used To Be A Baker fic that I never finished. :/ I hope you’ll love it. <3


“Whatever he’s saying, he’s lying!” Liam rushes out, slinging an arm around Harry’s shoulders in what he hopes is a comfortable couply way. He’s a little out of breath, having ran from one end of the dance floor to the other as soon as he spotted Harry talking to Ruth.

“So you’re not the best thing that’s ever happened to him?” Ruth asks, drinking her champagne in a very pointed way.

Liam snaps his head to Harry, who is staring at the buffet table, apparently enthralled with the pasta salad. He’s blushing a little, and Liam wishes he was that good at pretending. Harry gets the act down pat.

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Tricked

Requested by: Anon
Prompt:  "Could I please have a full Connor fic please? Could reader be Zoe’s best friend or smth and Zoe knows reader has a crush on Connor so she keeps trying to set them up. Then one day she goes to the both of them and is like “Okay I set you two up on blind dates!!” But Connor not reader knows the other is going on a blind date. And obviously,,,, Zoe tricks them into going out with each other. Also can reader be kind of quiet and shy please? Thank you!!!“
Warnings: None
Words: 1,377
Y/N: Your Name

A/N: I changed the prompt a little because let’s be real Zoe hated Connor (understandably) and probably did this more as a test to make sure he would be good to her friend rather than immediately get on board with a relationship between the two. And this is after he gets help for his issues because a relationship in the mental state he was in during the play would be awful for both parties, I know from firsthand experience.

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You didn’t know why you’d agreed to this. You really didn’t know. You could’ve been at home, reading a book or playing on a computer but instead, here you were outside a dumb movie theatre waiting for your dumb blind date. You rubbed your arms and looked around, scanning the crowds of people, searching for anyone that looked remotely your age. God damn Zoe, you sighed internally. You wouldn’t have been in this situation if she hadn’t insisted you go on a date to get over your crush on her brother, Connor.

You felt your heart ache just at the mention of his name. Connor… you’d never really talked to him, only seeing his face and nodding whenever you went over to Zoe’s house, and that wasn’t a lot to base a relationship on. Hell, even a crush on. But he was really attractive… You felt your face flush and shook your head. No, you couldn’t think of Connor right now, you were about to go on a date with a whole other person, being distracted by the thoughts of another would be rude.

And very voyeuristic; said a voice in the back of your head that you opted to ignore, raising your hand to check the time on your watch. 6:24. The movie would start soon, and your date still hadn’t shown up. You craned your neck and looked around desperately, what if you had been stood up? Or he’d found a cute girl and stood you up? Or- or-

A tap on your shoulder stopped you in your panic, and you twisted around and came face to face with someone’s chest. They were wearing a button up red flannel and a pair of loose blue jeans that you, very alarmingly, recognised from somewhere. You raised your head, eyes trailing up the person’s chest and neck until they reached a familiar pair of clear blue eyes, staring lazily over your casual jeans and jacket attire. Your throat closed up and you fought a gasp, hands shaking as they tilted their head.

"Y/N?” Asked Connor, sliding his hands into his jeans, looking you over once more. You stuttered out a yes, cursing Zoe in your mind. Connor. She set you up on a date, with Connor. The exact person she’d stated she didn’t want you dating. He nodded and gave you the smallest of smiles, you nearly melted into a mess of flustered goo.
“So, you’re the blind date my sister set me up on?” You nodded again, still unable to speak as Connor snorted.
“You able to talk or…?” You looked down at the comment, flushing in embarrassment and missing the look of guilt on Connor’s face.
“Y-Yes. I can talk.” You managed to stutter out, taking a deep breath and straightening your back, and he pulled a hand out of his pockets and offered it to you.
“Cool. We should head inside.” He said as you cautiously reached forward and took his hand, yelping as he gripped it tight and walked you into the theatre.

He paid for both the tickets and the food, despite your attempts at stopping him. When you finally went into the movie theatre you felt an air of awkwardness settle around you. You realised you didn;t really know what to do, nor what the movie you were about to watch was about. But as more and more young couples walked in and took seats around you, you picked up on the genre.

A romantic movie. Of course, Zoe would choose that kind of film, but why would Connor agree to it? Hell, how had she even got him to agree with going on a blind date anyway? You fidgeted in your seat until the adverts started, glancing over at Connor every now and then. He was shovelling popcorn into his mouth, eyes glued to the screen and completely unware of you. Which in your mind was a good and bad thing. Because at least he wasn’t looking at you, but he also wasn’t looking at you. You slouched a little in your chair and took a sip of your drink.

It was a good 40 minutes into the film before anything happened. So bored by the generic love-story, you could feel yourself dozing off, flitting in and out of concentration until you heard movement beside you. You assumed it was just Connor adjusting in his seat and thought nothing of it until you felt a warm arm slide around the back of your neck, pulling you into your date’s shoulder and holding you there. Your voice caught in your throat as you gazed up, catching Connor’s smiling face in the flickering darkness.

“This is a date, isn’t it? We might as well play the part” He whispered, a cheeky lilt to his voice as his other hand took yours, playing with your fingers. You were speechless, and stayed that way for the rest of the film, trying hard not to concentrate on the way Connor was trailing his fingers on your arm and shoulder. When the screen finally went dark and people clapped, you and Connor were the last to get up out of your seats. You closed your eyes, blushing as you whispered to him.

“I don’t want to get up, you’re really comfy.” You mumbled shyly, flushing, even more, when you heard Connor laugh, rumbling in his chest.
“Guess we’ll have to do this more often then?” He asked, turning to look at you, laughing harder as you nodded back with wide awe-filled eyes. He wanted another date! With you! You’d barely even talked, was this a dream?

“Yes! I-I mean yeah… if you’re cool with that…” You bought your volume down and cringed as he took his arm back and stood, stretching and pulling out his phone.
“Cool, I’ll text you sometime this week, don’t worry about me not having your number. Zoe gave it to me.” He said with a side grin, as you gave him a dubious look.
“She did?” You asked, very unconvinced of this statement. Connor shrugged, cheeks flushing a bit. Oh shit, he looked cute like that, so cute you nearly missed what he said next.

“Well, more like I heard she was setting you up on a blind date and I decided to… crash it?” He rubbed his neck awkwardly as your mouth dropped open. That made a lot more sense than Zoe putting you two on a date. Still, if he wasn’t your actual date, then where the hell was he? Connor seemed to be reading your mind as he explained.
“I sent the guy a text te- asking him uh… politely, to not show up…” Just from the tone of his voice, you could tell that he wasn’t telling the complete truth.
“A-and you did this because…?” You tilted your head as he looked to the side, blushing even harder now.
“I wanted to get to know you better. You seemed like a person I could get along with, and before I wasn’t ready to befriend or even date new people, but now I want to give it a go. Lame, I know.” He scoffed at himself, looking to the floor while you stood rigid. You felt like you had to be dreaming, or were having a trick played on you. Any second now someone was going to jump out with a camera and people would start making fun of you. But no such camera came, and as the silence between you two went on, you found the reality of the situation sinking in.

“Th-that’s not lame.” You raised your voice as you spoke, taking a step forward.
“If you want to make friends, I would be more than happy to be one of your first.” You said a little more confidently, as Connor raised his head, eyes connecting with yours sending a jolt of electricity through your body. He searched your face for a few seconds before taking your hand.
“Friends and then… maybe something more.” It wasn’t a question, more a reassurance. A promise, and one that left your heart slamming on your ribcage and your mind screaming. You nodded with a dry mouth, linking your fingers with his.
“And then, maybe something more.”

anonymous asked:

TenSemi headcanons? :D

Sure! 

  • Goshiki’s official unofficial dads
  • Were set up by Ushijima and Reon, who got sick of their pining and set them up on a blind date
  • Ice cream dates!!!! So many!!!! It’s actually kind of concerning, where are they getting the money!!!!! 
  • Tendou’s parents adore Semi and believe he’d be a good influence on their son(much to his chagrin). Semi’s parents were… skeptical of their son’s choice of boyfriend at first, but they’ve learned that for all of his utter shitiness sometimes, Tendou really does want the best for Semi~

Thanks for the request! <3

la-fille-en-aiguilles  asked:

So I'm taking you up on your offer, love! ☺️ so I thought about Ben (obviously) & a sassy reader always hanging out with the same people, but not knowing each other directly 😏 and one day their friends set them up for a blind date without them knowing... and it's all sweet and fluffy 🙏🏻 I hope you can work with that, love, I'm a sucker for this sort of romantic suspense... 😄 Anyway, thank you so much, again, for your stories! They often constitute the best part of my day. Cheers, your fan.

So I kind of twisted it the blind date angle but hopefully you like this @la-fille-en-aiguilles! I can always give you a sweet Ben date story as well :)

Tequila and the Jets

Imagine: Waking up next to Ben after a fun night out.

A/N: This is smutty….my first Ben SMUT and I blushed all the way through it…..I think it was worth it. Enjoy! :)


You felt the hangover, even when you realized you were laying down and hadn’t opened your eyes yet. You groan, digging your face deeper into your pillow as you hear a phone chirp beside you.

‘Please shut up, please shut up’ you will internally to no avail. You sigh, rolling to your side to grab your phone when you stop. This wasn’t your bed. The navy sheets stood out against the sun rays peering in through the window.

“No, no, no….” you mumble, throwing a pillow over your face. That’s when your heart stops. You knew that smell. The perfectly mingled scent of spices and fresh linens played against your nostrils and you sat up in bed. You took in the decor of the room…you were in a hotel but not your hotel room. This was room was far nicer. You noted the clothes laying on the ground - your dress lying on top of jeans and a dark T-shirt you remembered seeing a handsome fellow donning the night before and you lose your breath.  

You were in Ben’s room.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck….” you mumble as you  throw off the sheets to find that you are indeed naked and despite your panic can’t help but smile. Did you get plastered with Ben and then sleep with him? You ran your hands through your hair, willing the events from the night before to enter your brain. You were in New York to visit a friend and ran into Ben. You didn’t know Ben that much - you both had been introduced mutually through a friend a long time ago but aside from a few run ins occasionally there was nothing else to your friendship. Ben had wanted to go to a concert and you figured it would be fun - you had just bought a sexy little black dress that you were eager to show off. That and you knew you were looking good -  leather jacket to accentuate the dress, cute ankle boots to help tone down your style and you had just left the salon,  your hair looking fresh out of a Loreal commercial.

You remembered watching Hoozer, then there was a bar but after that….all a little fuzzy. You went through your hook up list once again.

Angry hangover.

Check.

Naked body under sheets.

Check.

The only thing missing was…

“You’re up!” his deep, baritone voice cuts through your sluggish brain and you look up to see Ben smiling down at you, two mugs of coffee in his hand. His shirt was off and his boxers hung dangerously low on him, licking some untamed fire within you.

Yea….you probably hit that.

“Thank you…” You mumble, taking the mug from his hands and leaning back into the bed frame.  You take a sip of coffee, letting the caffeine work its magic in your body as you try to keep your eyes in front of you. Finally after moments of silence you say,

“So…..”

“So?” Ben asks, raising a brow. You become very aware of how naked you were and try to casually cross your  arms over your chest before asking,

“What the hell happened last night?”

He gives a large sigh, falling back beside you and takes a large swig of coffee.

“….I was going to ask you that actually.”

“Shit.” you mutter under your breathe, causing him to laugh. He takes another drink before commenting,

“I mean, it’s not like I wasn’t happy to wake up next to this gorgeous naked woman but…I don’t remember how we got here. Naked and all.”

You can’t help but smile at his natural charm. Of course you slept with him.  Tall, dark looks. British accent. Witty intellect. A tad bit nerdy. A gentleman. You had a type and this man fit it to a tee. You were probably all over him the minute you met up at the concert.

“Agreed. I remember meeting you at the concert. We danced and listened to music together while friends abandoned us….” you rubbed the side of your head, trying to conjure up some memory.

“Right,” he tilted his head to look at you, “I remember asking you for drinks afterwards.”

You shook your head, the memories starting to come back to you.

“Yes! We went to a bar close to your hotel because you are a very smooth Casanova,” he pushes you with his shoulders though the smile on his face betrays him. You continue,  “We went to the bar and I convinced you take tequila shots with me…..and that about answers that on my end.”

You laugh, shaking your head. You take another sip of coffee and Ben nods.

“Oh yes. You were dancing on the bar to Benny and the Jets. You convinced the bartender to treat the whole bar to shots - which he did because let’s be frank you looked very good in that dress you were wearing - and then I asked you to come upstairs. But only to make sure you were okay!” he made sure to say the last part quickly, his cheeks growing red and you can’t help but die inside from how adorable he was.

“I’m sure you did Mr. Casanova. Admit it - the minute you saw me last night you had planned this whole thing. Tequila and the Jets.”  You begin to hum the tune, causing him to give a deep, throaty laugh. It’s not long before you’re joining him in his laughter, relieved that he found this one night stand as amusing as you.

When you both have simmered down he says,

“I may not have planned last night,” you shoot him a look and he raises his hands in defense, “but I’m happy I ran into you. Never expected to see you again, especially out here.”

You shrug, finishing your coffee and placing it on the nightstand beside you.

“Jen and I have been wanting to see Hamilton and I haven’t been in New York for a while so alas.”

You stretch your arms and legs, not missing Ben’s eyes raking over your body, that same goofy smile plastered on his face.  

“What?” you ask, knowing your cheeks were just as red as his were, suddenly self conscious of how he was looking at you.

“Nothing…” he stretches over you to place his coffee mug beside your own.

“You just look really beautiful right now.” he whispers, his face inches from your own. You could hear your heart beating out of its chest as you looked back at him. You liked him. He was funny and smart and knew how to make the best out of an awkward situation and you liked him. The hell you were going to let him know that though.

“Is that the best line you have Casanova?” you whisper before his lips fall on yours. You feel his smile underneath your mouth as you wrap your arms around your neck but you don’t care. You’re just happy that you’re kissing him and you’ll be able to remember it. He captures your bottom lip, gently sucking it before his tongue mingles with your own, causing you to groan involuntarily. He grunts in approval, slowly pushing your body back into the soft mattress.

His mouth trails from your mouth down to your neck, playfully biting and kissing you. You throw your head back in pleasure, running your hands through his thick hair. This was what your brain was going to make you forget.

You’ve said it once and you’ll say it again - you were never going to drink tequila again.

You instantly forget this as Ben pulls the sheet from your chest, his mouth now trailing down to your breast, capturing a breast in his mouth and sucking on it eagerly. You involuntarily arch your back as he moves to your right breast, his hand teasing your left nipple. You bite your lip, wondering if you’re dreaming. Then he nips at your breast again, causing you to whimper before moving his lips back up to you.

Nope this was real.

“You are so beautiful.” he mutters under your skin and you can’t help but blush as his mouth finds your again.

“You’re not bad yourself handsome.” you smile, when he pulls away and he gives a cocky half smile, causing you to bite your lip. It was the smile you’ve seen a million times on screen - a smirk full of hidden secrets that only he knew.

You feel his hands caress your body, trailing down your torso until it dangerously reaches your already slick opening. Your breath involuntarily hitches, causing you to arch into him as his fingers flicks against your clit.

“Jeeeezzz….” you mumble and he smiles, his hooded eyes watching you in pleasure. His lips crash down on you once more before you feel him enter you. His head throws back in pleasure as your hips buck up to meet him. You feel him slowly enter you before pulling out slowly, repeating the process.

“Fuuuuuuucccckkk Y/N.” he mumbles, falling onto you as he pumps into you again and you wrap your legs around him, causing him to go deeper in you.

“I promise…I’ll make love to you later…. I just need to feel you.” he manages out, as he slams into you again and you shake your head, unconcerned for later needs.

“Please don’t stop.” you whimper out, following his lead as you grind your hips with his own.

“You feel so good.” he moans in your ear and you nod, your nails digging deep into his back, sure to leave marks. You were in ecstasy as another orgasm hit you, causing your body to involuntarily twitch.

“That’s right baby. Cum for me.” Ben whispers in your ear, his cock hitting your soft spot again. You scream now, amazed at how much pleasure your body can handle. Ben takes this opportunity to sit up, bringing you up with him. You moan as his cocks moves deeper into you, biting down on his shoulder as he grinds into you.

Once another wave passes by, you grab his face, moving on top of him deliberately, causing his eyes to roll into the back of his head.

“Feel so damn good Y/N” he moans again, his pace quickening with your own. It’s not long before you feel his seed enter you and his head is buried in your neck, his grip around you tightening as he explodes into you.  

You fall back onto the bed, Ben falling on top of you and you both try to catch your breathe. After a few minutes Ben rolls off of you, bringing you to his chest as he softly caresses your back, a huge smile plastered on his face.

A couple of minutes go by and finally he says,

“Remind me to thank Jen for ditching us at that concert.”

You look up at him from his chest and shake your head, smiling.

“Not planned this my ass! I knew you were trying to get me into your room.”

He shrugs, peppering kisses on your forehead before saying, “I had to find some way to get your attention.”

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pairing: lin x reader

warnings: toxic relationships at the start. some cursing. mostly fluff.

summary: the three times saying ‘i love you’ was a mistake. the one time it wasn’t.

words: 1028.

notes: alright so ?? this is the first time i’ve written something xreader !! and the first time im posting my writing on tumblr !! i dont know if its good so i’d really appreciate some feedback<3 (also english isnt my first language so feel free to correct me if i made some mistakes!!)

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Blind Dates - W.Z

genre: fluffy fluff fluff fluffy fluff

warnings: -

word count: 986

summary: every thursday, your best friend set you up on a new blind date. why? because she though you needed to get out more. all the guys that you’d met were all great but not your type, until you met the waiter confronting the snob who boasted about a mozart concerto.

a/n: i thought this would be quite funny so here you go. i’m kind of a musician myself so i hope you guys enjoyyy.

xx Admin Sunny


This was about your fourth time in the cafe. It was at the corner of a small cluster of shophouses and was extremely beautiful. You usually came here on Thursdays, not by choice, but because your friends thought that you needed to get out more, date more because you were young and free. ‘Whatever,’ you thought as you sat at the table by the cafe window.

This was the fourth blind date you’ve been on and supposedly, he was supposed to be ‘totally hot’ and ‘really smart and rich’. Your best friend was completely adorable, but she had a habit of sending blind dates your way.

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Blind Dating {S.M}

requested// imagine where your best friend’s boyfriend is on the hockey team with Shawn and you go to the game and they introduce you to Shawn

author’s note// this imagine has a lil twist like i’m kind of obsessed w/ it. 

masterlist || link to part two

Joey’s hand slipped into yours, his fingers lacing through yours, slightly putting your nerves at ease. His fingers pressed firmly against your knuckles. It made you feel a whole lot better, but it really didn’t expunge all of the tension of the situation. 

“Y/n, it’s completely okay, he’s hot.” Joey insists as he leans over a bit, whispering so no one can hear you. You turned your head and looked up at him, giving him a weak smile. 

“I sure hope so.” You huffed, giving Joey’s hand a squeeze. 

“Y/n you saw a picture, now you’re just trying to be difficult.” Joey nudged against you, causing you to bump into a couple of girls in front of you in line. You instantly received looks of antipathy from those girls. 

“No, I am not. Joseph. I am not getting my hopes up.” You straightened your spine, pulling your hand away from his. 

“First of all, stop calling me Joseph I am most certainly not the guy with the technicolor dream coat. Second of all, stop being so damn picky! I’m literally in line to buy you some fruit gushers and I got you into this game for free, so give me a break.” He insisted. You rolled your eyes at him a bit. 

“It is only because your boyfriend is on the team.” You nudge Joey just a bit. 

“And Shawn has been handpicked by my boyfriend for you, and if you haven’t noticed, Leo has impeccable taste.” Joey flipped some imaginary hair. You rolled your eyes yet again. Joey felt bad for you. It was obvious. Your boyfriend of two years (you started dating freshman year and it lasted two whole years, it was a serious relationship) dumped you for the new girl as soon as he laid eyes on her. It was very insolent and insensitive, and for two months you were completely broken. All of your friends, especially Joey, did everything they could to get you out of that self loathing funk. And just a couple weeks ago, they did, and you felt things start getting back to normal. So of course, Joey decides it’s perfect time to get you a new boyfriend. So of course, Joey asks his own boyfriend to pick a guy from his hockey team. So of course, Leo chooses Shawn. Shawn is great at hockey, but he is also a singer who is a little bit internet famous and went on a tour over the summer to meet some fans and he also is going to release an album pretty soon and a world tour isn’t far behind. Basically, this kid is completely unattainable. 

“Not really he chose you.” You teased, letting a stretching grin spread across your face as you looped your arm through his. 

“Okay, now that hurt. And now i’m not buying you fruit gushers.” Joey pulled his arm away, and started to walk off. 

“Joey!” You shrieked, grabbing his hand and pulling him back in line. “I’m sorry, Leo has amazing taste. You are such a catch, you’re a literal model, if you weren’t gay I would date you so fast. I’m literally in love with you.” You pulled at his arm, him giving you disapproving looks as he knew you were kidding. 

“Jesus, I didn’t realize you wanted those fruit gushers so bad. I might need to tell Leo to rethink, cause you’re so needy.” 


You an Joey sat down in the very front, since Leo had reserved the seats so you could get a good look at Shawn in action, and Joey could see Leo. It was awkward. You were surrounded by the parents of these boys and they occasional girlfriend. One of the girlfriend’s of one of the player came up to Joey and hugged him. It was really weird. It’s like they had a secret society for the lovers of the hockey players. 

“He is number fourteen.” Joey leaned over to you, pointing to a really tall guy that currently had control of the disk… or ball? Or whatever the hell you called those things. He was cute. Okay, cute was a tad bit of an understatement. He was absolutely adorable on about seventeen different levels. He was someone you legitimately wanted to date. Like actually date. You wanted to tell yourself that you should not be basing your feelings towards someone strictly off of appearance. But dang, he was freaking precious. 

“You approve?” Joey nudges you a little bit, his eyes still glued to his own boyfriend. 

“Oh yeah.” You huffed. 

You weren’t gonna lie, Leo did pretty good on this. 


The game was over. Joey said they won, which is good because he would be in a good mood, and it’d be a whole lot better than if they lost and he was all salty and whatnot. 

So naturally, you stood awkwardly by the locker room along with the girls you sat near during the game, as they all tried to one up each other in whose boyfriend was the hottest, or the best hockey player, or whatever. Shawn won all of them by a long shot. 

“Joey, you coming to the game next weekend? It’s away.” A girl with incredibly long jet black hair questions him, as all the heads of the girls turn. You’ve learned that Joey makes most of them slightly uncomfortable, but some are his close friends. 

“Yeah, y/n here may possibly be coming along.” Joey elbows you in the ribs a bit. 

“Why is she here?” Some girl with hair as curly as a labradoodle scoffed, shooting daggers at you. 

“Leo set her up with Shawn.” Joey shrugged nonchalantly. All of the girls’s mouths dropped, and you could tell they were about to say something. 

But then the boys walked out. And the squealing started. They all ran to their respecting boyfriends, pushing through the players without girlfriends to get to their man.

“Oh my god, you did amazing!”

“You were the best one out there!”

“I love you so much!”

You kinda stood there, with Joey, as you both waited for Shawn and Leo. Joey looked over at you, giving you a weak smile right before you saw them. Joey walked quickly over to Leo, embracing him hugely as Leo kissed him on the cheek. Some girls, and even some players, got quite a bit uncomfortable. That pissed you off, because you hated people like that. You wanted to scream at them. Leo and Joey were just like them. 

But your attention was drawn away when Shawn patted Leo on the back and started to walk towards you. His white teeth flashing at you, nearly blinding you. His long strides seemed to take forever, and you felt the gazes of all the girls land firmly on you. 

“You’re Y/n, right?” His hand went behind his neck, rubbing it a bit. The sweat was glistening on his forehead, and he looked as cute as anyone could possibly look in that oversized jersey thing. He was adorable. You found yourself at an utter loss for words. 

“Umhum.” Was all that you could manage to get out. 

“Leo told me about you. He said you were Joey’s best friend, and you were super into film making and stuff?” Your cheeks turned red. Some people thought film makers were crazy, at least at your school they did. They called you freaks and nerds. “I think that’s super cool.” Your shoulders slumped in a relaxed form, his words putting you at ease. 

“Thanks. What you do on the ice is super cool too.” Your hands entwine in front of you. His face turned a shade of pink, which could easily be mistaken for him being sweaty. 

“Thanks for coming.” He laughed a little. “To the game I mean. I saw you, and I got excited. From the second Leo showed me your picture I couldn’t wait to meet you. Of course, the photo didn’t do you any justice. You’re beautiful.” Your face begins to burn. 

“Thank you. You are pretty… um good looking yourself.” You look down at the floor, smiling, not being able to look him in the eyes. 

“Yanno, I know we were supposed to go on a double date with Joey and Leo.” He started, “But we could go somewhere. Just us.” He suggested. Almost instantaneously, you nodded. 

“I’d love that.” Shawn’s eyes lit up and he took your hand entwining his fingers with yours. 

And for some reason, his hands entwined with yours calmed you much more than Joey’s. 


author’s note// THIS IS TRASH YOU GuuuuUUUySS i’m so sorry this had so much potential and went strAIght to the gutter the next one will be better i promise. 

Blind date Saturday

RP with @jim-moriarty-confessions. Severin is tired of his brother’s evident frustration and depressed state with just about everything. Either it’s just a typical January or it’s something totally different. According to how Jim can assess his brother’s behaviour in the way he stirs his tea, it’s most probably some awkward kind of love sickness towards his boyhood friend, ‘Bastian. Jim and Sev can totally tell but, ‘Bastian is clouded in January Blues and Rich’s too love drunk. The best way according to Jim and Sev, is to send each in the same direction of a blind date at a local Wetherspoon pub in Islington. What could possibly go wrong with something so simple?

Originally posted by myabominablemoriarty