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“The Office” Season 3 Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

  • “I think we’re just drunk.”
  • “You’re really gonna marry him?”
  • “I gotta win her back.”
  • “Gay good.”
  • “Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.”
  • “I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday.”
  • “She’s my ex-lover…ish.”
  • “Any last words?”
  • “Hug it out, bitch.”
  • “If I can get them depressed, then I’ll have done my job.”
  • “You’re not a veterinarian! You don’t know anything!”
  • “I’m rejecting your kiss.”
  • “Get in the car, dummy.”
  • “Don’t hurt me like I hurt you.”
  • “We are all homos. Homo Sapiens.”
  • “Fact: I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.”
  • “The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”
  • “I accidentally ran over it.”
  • “Oh, you’re such a blonde.”
  • “You walk out that door, and it is over.”
  • “Christmas is canceled.”
  • “It hurts my heart. Hurts my stomach. Hurts my arms.”
  • “My sister and I used to be best friends, but we haven’t talked in 16 years over some disagreement I can’t even remember.”
  • “Despite being wrong for me in every way, I’m still attracted to you.”
  • “Boobs.”
  • “I’m not falling in a chocolate river.”
  • “I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.”
  • “Congratulations, universe. You win.”
  • “I don’t like him, his giant head, or his beady little eyes.”
  • “I’m not fine. And no, I don’t want to talk about it.”
  • “Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”
  • “Do you still have feelings for her?”
  • “I want some man meat.”
  • “Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.”
  • “Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!”
  • “I am really proud of you.”
  • “I’ve…never told you that I love you.”
  • “I can read you like a book.”
  • “I want to cry, but I’m not going to.”
  • “I want the house, I want the picket fence, I want the ketchup fights, and I want the tickling and the giggling.”
  • “Every day, for eight years, I’ve brought pepper spray… and every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well who’s laughing now?”
  • “Don’t want it. Won’t open it. Don’t need it. Won’t take it.”
  • “Wikipedia is the best thing in the world.”
  • “Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.”
  • “What, nerf isn’t cool anymore?”
  • “A depression quilt?”
  • “…You ignorant slut!”
  • “This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”
  • “Society sucks. I don’t even consider myself a part of society.” 
  • “Sometimes, you just gots to get your freak on.”
  • “I called off my wedding because of you.”
  • “Prove it. Let’s see your penis!”
  • “You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel, and that kid dropped a milkshake on me, and you just laughed.”
  • “For the record, I am not embarrassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it.”
  • “Don’t screw the pooch.”
  • “Welcome to Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.”
  • “Love is a mystery.”
  • “We’re all unstable.”
  • “I’m not gay.”
  • “Um, are you free for dinner tonight?”

anonymous asked:

shinee has a movie marathon ^^ shinee goes to the beach/pool or both :)

i’ll have to get back to the movie marathon one! here’s shinee goes to the beach for you anon! :)

onew:

  • wears a straw hat that makes him look like luffy from one piece
  • sipping on piña coladas
  • sunburned af bc he fell asleep  in the sun for like 2 hours and now he has a very weird sunglasses tan (key: tragic. minho: *high pitched hysterical laughter in the background*)
  • buys a lot of beach merch like those caps and shirts and cups they sell with the beach name
  • ventured down into the water to wade, immediately knocked over by a wave
  • is digging a really deep hole with his hands

jonghyun:

  • brought giant speakers for his funky tunes it is not sandproof which is why it’s in a ziplock freezer bag 
  • runs away from key when he tried to put sunscreen on him
  • cannot order a sex on the beach without giggling (minho, onew, jonghyun: sex! sex! sex! on the beach!!)
  • unironically owns a towel with a giant picture of his own face on it (it says JONGHYUN in huge letters on the back, it is truly truly obnoxious) on which he rolls around reading a book
  • brought chunks of watermelon to eat
  • tried to save a child who was not actually drowning
  • still v embarrassed never bring that up ever

key:

  • big floppy hat and sunglasses are a given (tae: you look like a satellite / key: bc i’m out of this world bich) 
  • lots o sunscreen
  • boardwalk food!!!!!! fries and ketchup are the best by the sea
  • secretly tries to throw popcorn into jonghyun’s mouth bc he opens it while he sleeps, it’s 10 points for every shot he makes in (”yes 20 points!!”)
  • takes a hotdogs or legs pic 
  • is a shell hoarder (srsly key we can’t keep bringing two bags of shells you never do anything with) 

minho:

  • his shirt says suns out guns out but he thows it off the second he sees the water
  • lowkey flexing the whole time
  • lectures everyone about riptides before he lets anyone go swim 
  • the lifeguard blew the whistle at him twice bc he tried to dunk key so hard he almost drowned & bc he sat on jonghyun’s chest and started to bury his head
  • lost 48 dollars to a claw machine
  • no one will play beach volleyball with him bc they know how he gets and onew can only handle so many concussions 

taemin:

  • “hey!!!!!!!!! look at this sandcastle i made” / shinee: we’re so proud of our son
  • brought an inner tube shaped like a flamingo to float on
  • minho had to swim after him a few times so that he doesn’t get lost at sea bc he’s just drifting out there….. aimlessly… with no regards to his whereabouts 
  • also has a water gun with him that he uses to spray minho’s head as he tries to haul his ass back to shore  
  • wants to rent a jetski, settles for dip n dots
Ketchup (Adventure Time)

It’s definitely been a while, since we’ve had an episode with both Marceline and BMO interacting with each other, hasn’t it?

Not only is this episode interesting in that we haven’t seen the two characters talk to each other in a while, but this is officially the 2nd episode that features guest-animation by “Alex Butera & Lindsay Small”, who are known for creating the web cartoon series called “Baman Piderman”, in which are a parody of crudely drawn shorts featuring Batman & Spider-Man.

The first episode that Lindsay & Alex guest-animated was the Season 7 episode called “Beyond the Grotto” which featured 7 minutes of their animation, while still being written by the AT crew.

This episode has much more animation by them and is still written by AT veterans, Seo Kim & Somvilay Xayaphone and they managed to deliver another fantastic episode that is funny, adorable and emotional, all at the same time!

The episode begins with BMO dropping by Marceline’s house trying to take down vampires, but Marceline tells them that happened 6 months ago and she tells BMO to look at an old USB drive she found, which BMO says will take a while to load.

While they wait for the USB to download, BMO tells Marcy the story of when Finn, Jake and it travelled through the sea, but says it involved a cat and a blue jay, which was guest voiced by none other than the creator of Regular Show, “J.G. Quintel”, who also voices a certain blue jay in that show!

Marceline then tells the story that happened during the events of the previous miniseries, that involved “Rock Star Girl” and “Lollipop Girl”, in which they tried to save each other from the magic, but couldn’t help each other, in which made Rock Star Girl sad that she couldn’t help Lollipop Girl.

The USB ends up downloading and we get to see photos of young Marceline with her mother.

Marceline gets very sad and asks BMO to tell a story about a child and the moon, which Marcy then thanks BMO for telling her, as it starts to make her remember the times she spent with her mom.

This episode had a great mix of comedy and drama!

The guest-animation by the Baman Piderman creators was very solid, just like how it was in Beyond the Grotto and really suits the style of Adventure Time.

Their squiggly art always reminds of another classic CN series, being Ed, Edd n Eddy, in which that show was all kinds of comedy and expressive animation.

Not to completely ignore all the other guest-animated AT episodes, but all of the other episodes were also written by the guest animator and A Glitch is a Glitch, Food Chain and Bad Jubies are all very enjoyable as their own unique episodes!

The only one I just thought was pretty weak and not really that fun was Water Park Prank and that one just had a style that didn’t suit the world of Ooo or characters of the show.

To get back onto Ketchup, I really loved the humor of how both BMO and Marcy exaggerate their recaps of the previous events of the show and it serves as how you do a flashback episode, done right, without the need of recycling footage, in which a lot of shows would do.

Another great example of a recap / flashback episode would be Avatar’s Ember Island Players, in which the characters see a reenactment of what happened during the course of the show, which I think was one of the best uses of a re-telling of past events.

One of my favourite jokes was how the blue jay in BMO’s story was a direct reference to Regular Show, which was another fantastic series that premiered the same year as Adventure Time, only it has now come to its end.

It even starts to quote Mordecai, which is another great nod to J. G. Quintel’s voice!

It’s great to see more Bubbline shipping come into this episode and how close Marceline feels to Bonnie, even if it meant trying to save her from the elemental magic.

The ending of the episode is what truly stands out and I hope we get to see Marcy’s mother, one last time before the end of the series.

With one episode we know called “Marcy and Hunson”, I’m sure we’ll get to have more episode  or more focusing on Marceline’s parents before the grand finale.

I just really want to hear Rebecca Sugar’s lovely voice, from when she voiced Marcy’s mother in Stakes.

And speaking of Stakes, I’m actually surprised that the events of the Stakes miniseries only occurred just 6 months ago, according to Marceline. 

Even though the episodes aired like two years ago, it just bothers me how Cartoon Network only airs these episodes at such random and extended periods of times, so it feels like time has passed much longer than in the actual timeline of the series.

It just pains me how CN treated this series, that has such a big following and critical praise.

A solid episode, with a heartfelt ending! I hope this isn’t the last we see of Marceline and her mother.

emuchipmunk  asked:

Spot always eats, like, fruity yogurt or healthy cereal for breakfast any day that Race doesn't cook. Race, however, eats three day old pizza with Mountain Dew when he's too tired to cook. Spot almost throws up when he comes to the kitchen and sees Race dipping his pizza into the Mountain Dew ("it's for convenience, babe!") and loses his appetite for the rest of the day. Race gets glared at the rest of the week too whenever they eat together.

Okay listen.

Race is one of the best cooks in the world, and can turn anything into a gourmet meal if he wants to.

But if he doesn’t and is feeling lazy and they’re out of whatever he needs? He finds a replacement, causing him to eat the grossest stuff.

Once they were out of milk so Race poured grape juice on his captain crunch.

They didn’t have any syrup for pancakes, Race smothered his in corn syrup. “There’s not a difference between regular syrup and corn syrup. They both have syrup in the name!!!”

Race put ketchup all over his leftover spaghetti because there wasn’t enough sauce left from the night before.

They didn’t have mayo, so he put Strawberry Jam on his ham sandwich.

Spots always disgusted by this and tries his best to make sure they always have what they need so this nasty habit of Race’s hardly ever comes out.

Now listen.

Spot loves his Wheaties. He loves them, and Race and his gross food habits are not allowed to touch his Wheaties.

Not after he found Race sitting on the counter with a bowl of Wheaties, Mountain Dew poured over them like milk and just eating them, claiming they’re were bland and flavorless.

Spot almost threw up, and he couldn’t even look at his favorite cereal for weeks because of it.

He told Race that if he ever saw him touch his Wheaties ever again, he was going to break their snapstreak without a second thought.

Race steers clear of Spot’s cereal now.

anonymous asked:

Any tips for drawin bodies?

- draw lots of skeletons. LOTS OF SKELETONS. In all kinds of positions and from different angles.

-Anatomical figures are good. Learn what attaches to what. Where the organs are, how the ribs keep in the mush, how the pelvis rocks the tush~

- watch people dance and ballet. See how the body moves. See the muscles react to movement. Feel it. Imagine how it feels to make the moves. (Focus less on ‘ouch’ and more on velvet)

- ITS OK TO USE REFERENCES. It helps you build understanding

- if people are available to you, draw them. Do series of 1, 3, 5 minute quick sketches. Don’t try to make super detailed ones, draw fast n loose. Get the figure shape. Like you’ve never seen a human before and you have 2 minutes to document the basic idea to show your alien buddies the cool thing you saw.

- go to a park/cafe/mall/place with people and sketch em as they go by.

- visit some online tutorials.

- to fellow shut ins: YouTube, movies, shows, Vidya games typically have humans moving in them. They make excellent references too. A characters walk cycle can be very helpful. (Usually). And you can pause the thing and draw the thing.

-🌴short true stories🌴– at 12, I used to cry because I drew lightening bolt hands and was convinced I’d never get better. My mother had a mannequin hand she’d put objects on and under and made me draw them a few times every other day. I thought it was stupid and hopeless, but she insisted. Sometimes even making me sit for 10 minutes and just drawing the hand (with a bowl of cherries as incentive).
Months Later -I kid you not- out of my entire portfolio, a single sketch of that damn mannequin hand with a dragonfly on it got me accepted into art school.

🌴 went for a year, but the most important things I learned were:
- to draw from life, myself, my heart and skeletons.
- there are no rules. You’re a creator
- no supplies? Sticks and mud. Water on the sidewalk. Ketchup on a plate. Footprints in the snow. Dust on a car. Explore different medias.

And Finally-✨✨
- YOU are your own best reference.
-(seriously, I make the expression just to feel it before I draw it. Hands too)
-you don’t have to like or look at your body to use it as reference. Just feel the movement. Imagine. The. Movement. Then put that feel into your piece. Transfer the feeling and it will shine true.

- don’t give up, but give yourself a break too. You have all the time in the world and you never stop improving.

Hope this helps, Luv ya~💗

anonymous asked:

Congrats on a year on this blog! How about the RFA planning how to spend their 1-year anniversary with MC?

Thank you both for your requests! It’s 1:15am here which means it’s officially this blog’s first birthday!! I’m so happy because I love this blog to pieces, even if i’m not extremely active right now. I’ve met some amazing people thanks to this account and I can’t wait to see what happens on here in the time coming up!
I merged these two requests because of how similar they are, but let me know if it wasn’t what you were asking for and I’ll try to write up another post as soon as I can ^^

Zen

  • He would have stuff planned for months before the day
  • You are literally treated like royalty all day
    • You want something? You know he’s gonna do it for you
  • In the evening, he takes you up to the roof like he did when you first stayed over, so you can watch the sunset together and then have dinner under the stars
    • and the dinner is like, full-on romance overload
      • candlelight, flowers on the table, rose petals leading up to the table, you name it and it’s there
  • But as you guys are eating, you notice the candles have gone out and it’s started to rain on you
  • So instead, he offers his hand and asks you to dance with him in the rain
  • It’s cheesy af but what can you do?
  • The food is pretty much ruined by the end of it, but it was still one hell of a fun night together, so you didn’t really mind too much

Yoosung

  • He wants to make this day as special as possible, and plans to make a nice dinner for the two of you
  • He’s not bad at cooking of course, but some of the dishes are pretty difficult to get the hang of  
  • So for a little while, he works on making them perfectly whenever you’re out of the house
    • He even takes them to the other RFA members to check how they are every time bless him
  • But the pressure gets to him on the night, and he slips up
    • Safe to say, the dinner isn’t going to be perfect for you, and he can’t restart and get it done by the time you come back
  • So instead, you come up with the idea to make omurice together, but with you making his and him making yours
  • Of course, with you both in the kitchen together you end up having a mini food fight between the two of you
    • There’s food thrown at the walls than actually in the final dishes but it’s fine you can worry about that tomorrow-
  • You both finish off with wonky hearts drawn with ketchup on top, and you get to enjoy a nice dinner together
  • Still you agree that it was the best (or most entertaining) date you’d had together

Jumin

  • let’s just say that he wouldn’t go on a business trip on your anniversary yesimstillsalty
  • He’d want to go all out for you
  • If there’s a place in the world you’ve always wanted to go, he will take you there for the day
    • Dinner in Paris? Done. Shopping spree in Milan? Of course. Helicopter ride in New York? Already booked and ready.
  • Even if you just want a relaxing day in the penthouse, then damn it he’ll make you his famous pancakes and stay in with you all day
    • His pancakes are a legend within the RFA but nobody has ever tried them, so you get to boast that you’re the first to try them and heCK they are amazing jfc
  • All he wants for the day is for you to be happy and smiling, so even if he has to up his security to keep a certain red-head from breaking in and stealing his pancakes to try them, it’s worth it

Jaehee

  • Ever since she left C&R, you’ve been doting on her and making sure she doesn’t get too stressed again, so now it’s time for her to repay the favour
  • So she wakes up early just so she can make you breakfast in bed
  • She serves up your favourite breakfast, with a hot drink made to perfection for you
  • The entire day is filled with ultra-relaxing stuff for you both
  • You end up having an at-home spa day, complete with movie marathoning and baking
    • You guys probably drank a little too much coffee but at least you can stay up all night watching movies oops
  • If you’re into Zen’s musicals as well then heck it, you guys can marathon them too
  • Either way, this girl is gonna go all out making sure you’re as de-stressed as you’ve been making her all this time

Seven

  • He’d literally wake you up one day at like 3am with a suggestion that makes you want to smack him in the face with a pillow
    • “MC let’s go to diSNEY”
  • But that’s actually what you both end up doing??? Because heck it Disney parks are amazing and so much fun together
  • When you get there, he buys you both Mickey ears to wear while you’re going around the park
  • And he wants a picture of you both on every ride so that there’s no chance of him forgetting the day with you
    • Not that he could, but he wants physical reminders around him as well
  • You stay in the park together until the park is about to close, when suddenly there’s an unscheduled bang
  • And you turn away from Seven’s little grin to see a firework display saying “Happy anniversary, MC” 
    • with his signature little glasses underneath with a heart
  • i mean the park goes on lock-down because none of the staff there knew about this but it was worth it
Valentines with Yoosung

Here’s my addition to Yoosung Day during our #MystMessImValentine week! I hope it’s decent and sorry it’s a bit later in the day. It’s a little fluffy ficlet with some NSFW thrown in, but I’ll bold that and put it under a little break so that you can skip that part. It’s pretty standalone without it but ehehhehehe.

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10 Reasons I’m in Love with Prague 😍

  1. Every building is a masterpiece. Intricate. Colorful. Elegant.
  2. Fairytale ambiance. Like I could bump into Cinderella anytime.
  3. It’s very cheap. I spent only half of what I did in other cities like Athens and London.
  4. April weather averages 7°C. It was cold, but I could still feel the sun kissing my skin. Best of both worlds.
  5. Fast food workers are so chill. I hate going to McDonald’s and being made to feel like a bad person if I don’t finish my transaction in 10 seconds. “Hey, wait. So… you want like, some ketchup with those fries?” sounds so much better than “It’s extra if you want ketchup. Next!”
  6. I felt so safe. The internet was like, “Somebody stole my passport!” “Pickpockets everywhere!” “OMG, my wallet is gone!” I didn’t even lose a fucking cent.
  7. Weed-flavored everything: lollipops, tea, soap, lotion, condoms.
  8. Actual weed.
  9. Boys.
  10. Witchcraft, maybe.
You were never really good at it, you know. There was a naiveté to you that none of the ugliness could stain, as if you never truly believed in evil. It was what I liked best about you.
— 

The Fool, Assassin’s Quest by Robin Hobb. 

I realised today that the precious cinnamon roll of this fandom (Beloved) has their own precious cinnamon roll (Fitz), who to the fandom is actually more like a piece of well-intentioned yet chaotically messy rhubarb crumble that someone, unfathomably, has put ketchup on. 

your personality based on favorite dia-lovers character
  • Yui: you possibly own many otome games
  • Raito: you kinky motherfucker.
  • Ayato: self-absorbed; ball is life
  • Kanato: you like really cute or really creepy things
  • Subaru: you dont have many friends; you like to hit things
  • Shuu: sleeping is your hobby; no fucks are given
  • Reiji: possibly have an unhealthy obsesion with vampires
  • Ruki: YU KINKY LIL SHIT NO
  • Yuma: probably watched "Durara!" once
  • Azusa: a fuckibg CINNAMON ROLL
  • Kou: probably watched "Uta no Prince-sama"once
  • Carla: strong sexy people with long hair are the best thing to you
  • Shin: want to rule the world one day
  • Cordelia: dont.
  • Richter: might be able swoon some people.
  • Karleinz: ketchup
Vernon/OFC feat. SVT: Disney Date

(pre-note) I am incredibly overwhelmed by the amount of response on my last drabble. Thank you so much! You guys have made my day!

Genre: Fluff/Romance

Word Count: 1132

Characters: Hansol Vernon Chwe/Original Female, various Seventeen members

“What’s your problem?” Jeonghan asked with a mouthful of turkey, side eyeing Jun’s viable disgust.

“I’m convinced, Disney is trying to brainwash us.”

“Well, duh.” he gestured to the boys in the midst of their Disney high.

Hoshi was currently leading the members in a rendition of “It’s a Small World After All” complete with terrifying smiles and animatronic-like choreography.

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sleepover saturday: would you rather...?

a. be gossiped about or never talked about at all?
b. end hunger or hatred?
c. find true love or 10 million dollars?
d. break both arms or break both legs?
e. be able to see only green or see only purple? 
f. always get first dibs or the last laugh?
g. be able to stop time or fly?
h. be able to read minds or shape shift? 
i. invent a cure for cancer or a cure for AIDS?
j. rather be 3 feet tall or 8 feet tall?
k. live with only your mom or only your dad?
l. be an herbivore or carnivore for the rest of your life? 
m. drown to death or be strangled to death?
n. drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?
o. give bad advice or take bad advice?
p. have a third leg or a third arm?
q. eat rotten cheese or rotten eggs?
r. lose all your friends or lose your phone? 
s. have no knees or no elbows?
t. have something in your eye or need to sneeze but never be able to, for a year?
u. see into the future or change the past?
v. speak every language in the world fluently or be the best in the world in one area of your choosing?
w. live in the harry potter universe or the pokémon universe?
x. always be slightly over-dressed or always be slightly under-dressed?
y. live in the desert or live in the arctic? 
z. eat breakfast foods for dinner or eat dinner foods for breakfast? 

Bad Omega

A little fluffy drabble that would actually be fun to expand into a longer story. But not now. I’m sleepy… 


“And how much for a second date?” Talia Hale asks, flicking through the paperwork.

Stiles raises his eyebrows. “I’m not sure you understand the arrangement, Alpha Hale. There will be no second date.”

This is awkward. From the moment Talia Hale walked in, Stiles has been fighting the urge to leap up and flee. Okay, so she’s sitting between him and the door of the coffee shop, but there’s probably a back entrance through the kitchen, right? Because the thing is, Talia Hale knows him. And she doesn’t just know him, she also knows his dad. Because she is the mayor of their small town, and Stiles’s dad is the sheriff, and this is something Stiles would really hate for them to bring up in small talk before their weekly meetings at Town Hall.

“Alpha Hale, how are things?”

“Good, Sheriff. Oh, by the way, did you know your son is as good as prostituting himself while he’s away at college?”

Because while it’s not actually true, it also kind of is?

Stiles is an omega. Omegas still get looked at sideways for going out after dark without a chaperone. So setting up an online service where he’s paid to go on dates? It walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck but, really, it’s not a duck.

Because alphas are bound by just as much stupid tradition as omegas. But more than a few of them resist the hell out of the matches their parents make for them. Which is where Stiles comes in. Stiles is the alternate omega the parents present in the spirit of fairness. The one that suddenly makes their first choice look a hell of a lot better. The one that makes the alpha think they’ve just dodged a bullet.

Stiles is very, very good at his job.

“This all seems very…” Talia Hale trails off before she can finish that thought.

Mean? Sneaky? Underhanded? Stiles has heard it all before. But also, he has a student debt to repay.

“Is stacking the deck such a bad thing when it’s your child’s happiness at stake?” Stiles asks.

It’s blatant manipulation. Most of the parents Stiles deals with don’t give a damn about their child’s happiness. They only give a damn about the size of the dowry their chosen omega is bringing, the reputation of the omega’s family, and their future grandkids’ pedigrees. But the parents all love it when Stiles flatters their egos by pretending it’s not about those things at all.

“No,” Talia says with a smile. “I suppose it’s not.”

***

Stiles sits in his shitty apartment and eats his ramen and tries to think about which terrible life choices he’ll highlight on his upcoming date with Derek Hale. He knows Derek Hale in a kind of ‘holy Zeus that guy is burning like the sun and oh my god Scotty he’s looking this way—hide!’ way, but he doesn’t know him, know him. Derek is a few years older than Stiles. He was already in college by the time Stiles hit high school. Derek Hale probably vaguely knows who Stiles is because of their parents’ jobs, and because when they were growing up an awkward six years apart they sometimes had to go to the same boring community events, or fundraisers, or whatevers. From what Stiles knows about him, Derek is taciturn, kind of weirdly intensely glarey, and he wears clothes that cost more than Stiles’s Jeep.

So Stiles should probably go with his skinny jeans, his faded ACDC shirt, and his favorite Converse, right? The pair where the right sole is peeling, and sometimes makes a weird sucking noise when he walks.

He checks his email, and finds out that Talia has filled out the questionnaire.

Derek is currently doing his Masters in Comparative Literature. Which, comparatively boring, but beside the point. He has a totally unblemished record—both academic and criminal—and really doesn’t seem like the sort of guy who would refuse to marry the omega his parents chose. Like, really. Derek Hale seems about as rebellious and unpredictable as a pet rock. But Stiles supposes still waters run deep and all that.

He checks out the competition instead.

Kate Argent. Older than Derek, but totally hot. She’s got a degree in journalism, and a job as a reporter with a local TV news station. She’s from a rich family too, and looks like she’s just at the right age when those omega urges will kick in and she’ll want a bunch of gorgeous babies. Stiles actually can’t see why Talia Hale needs him to make Kate Argent look good. Because Kate Argent already looks pretty damn perfect.

Derek Hale’s an idiot if he’s stringing Kate along.

He needs to lock that down. And, once Stiles shows him how exactly non-green the grass is on the other side of the fence, it’ll be weddings bells and babies as far as the eye can see.

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a m/m ship where they’re best friends and they have been since childhood. they’ve been through everything together, through one of their parents’ divorces and through younger and older siblings and honeymoon phases and breakups, and throughout this person a has been hiding how he really feels in order to save their friendship, in his mind. after all, they kissed once when they were twelve just to see what was up with everybody flirting and getting boyfriends and girlfriends but they decided it was nothing and it was never to be mentioned again, except that he couldn’t ever forget his first kiss with his best friend. best friend. best friend. nothing more. forget the fantasies of cuddling, sharing a plate of french fries with ketchup and mustard mixed in the middle (how they both like it), and sleepy kisses in the morning before the rest of the world is awake. only friends.

Food Theft

Dean x Sister!Reader

Imagine you and your twin, Dean always having issues with your food.

Warnings: Heavyish language, some sibling warfare, food being stolen (because this is a serious crime and needs a warning)

A/N: THERE ARE ALOT OF BOLD CAPS LOCKED WORDS I’M SORRY. See what I did there? Shut up- I’m funny.

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Many words could be used to describe your twin Dean. Sarcastic. Protective. FOOD THIEF. Yep, the pair of you would probably shoot somebody who got between you guys and your food. Sam never dared get in between a ‘food war’ as he called it. Each time it started it was the same story on a different day. French fries. You heard right, French fries. He kept stealing them off of YOUR damn plate. The three of you, and Cas as always, were out on a case and had just finished up. Surviving off of half assed gas station food wasn’t cutting it and this was the first real fresh meal you all had sat down for. Even if it was at a restaurant. He must’ve thought he was being slick because every time you weren’t looking he’d grab one- or a few. But this time you set him up, purposely turned away but watched. When his hand snaked over to steal some, you grabbed it with one hand and held a fork in the other.

“You’re my brother and all, but if you steal one more French fry off of my plate- I’m stabbing you with my fork,” you released your grip on his hand. But he still managed to grab one. That’s right, the little shit took one anyways. “Fine, but don’t say I didn’t warn you,”

Dean only laughed at your threat, taking another fry and stuffing it in his face. “You can share, brat,” fine, game on bitch.

The next day back at the bunker, you sought revenge. It couldn’t have been any earlier than 8:30am, Dean was going to get his morning dose of pie. But he was in for a surprise little did he know. Before his eyes stood a very proud little sister, you, holding a very prized possession, his pie, above your head on a little plate. Not only that- it was the last piece of pie.

“Oh, good morning. Can I help you with something?” A devious little smile was on your face. From the corner of your eye you saw Sam rounding the corner into the kitchen but then slowly backing out once he realized this was round two of the food war.

Y/n-” his voice was calm and he had his negotiation tone on. But you began waving the pie around violently. “Put it down dammit,”

Another wave. “You mean this?” You gave a fancy pose and then continued teasing him.

“Yes that! Now put it down before you drop it!” From his new tone, you could tell he was getting mad. So to make it worse you acted like you were going to drop it. The look on his face was priceless, you were almost 100% sure he stopped breathing for a minute.

“I swear, Y/n- this isn’t f-” you must’ve lost your grip in the middle of his sentence because it dropped. Glass shattered everywhere and the pie fell apart on the floor.

Oops…” you really didn’t mean to, but damn it was funny. Well, it wasn’t funny when he took your favorite homemade muffins and threw them at you.

“Don’t bring my muffins into this you ass!” Ducking and dodging muffins you ran out of the kitchen, shouting as you did.

It was round three, his move. And guess. What. He. Did. He fucking threw away your pizza. THE WHOLE DAMN PIZZA!!! And do you know what he had to say about that?

“Piece of cake. Piece of pie. Right?” Oooo you wanted to strangle the brat. But instead you got even.

Dumping out all of his beer was the start of round four. Man was he mad. Maybe he was so mad because said spilled beer had been filled in a bathtub…with his laptop in its liquidly goodness. But you couldn’t stop there, he wouldn’t show any emotion or budge. So you tried getting under his skin.

“Say it Dean. Say that you hate me so we can stop this,” it’s confusing how you win, the other sibling has to go into full freak out mode and call a game over. Longest game lasted three months.

“I hate you.” He sat at the table, pouting with his arms crossed.

“Liar,” leaning towards him as you walked passed, you whispered the word into his ear. Making him laugh a little.

“There’s no pleasing you, is there?” Another laugh from him, but you weren’t laughing right now. This was vengeance.

I WOULD BE VERY PLEASED RIGHT NOW IF I HAD MY DAMN PIZZA!”

Okay so the pranking part was done with, you guys had called it a tie. First for everything. Sam had just made sandwiches for Dean and him and told you to “make your own”. Didn’t work out for him.

Slowly you inched your way over to Dean’s side of the table. But you instantly got shut down.

“If you want this sandwhich, you’re going to have to pry it from my cold, dead hands,” Dean half said this with a mouth full of food.

“Challenge accepted.”

This whole thing ended with you grabbing the sandwhich off his plate, running from him, and locking yourself in the bathroom to eat it quickly.

He must’ve been pretty mad about the whole sandwich thing because later that day he went the store. He was carrying something behind his back. Was it ice cream? Not just any ice cream: Your favorite ice cream.

“Was that Ice cream behind your back I saw?” Standing on your tiptoes you tried your best to peer around him to see.

“No, it was ketchup. Why?” His words weren’t convincing and your face showed it.

He must’ve read the expression on your face because he ran to get back to his room, followed by you, throwing things at him as you ran behind him.

Apparently sandwiches has become a daily thing because that very next day, Sam made more sandwiches. He must’ve made some kind of deal with Dean because once again he didn’t make you one.

“Have I ever told you how much I love you and would do absolutely anything for you because you deserve the world big brother?” Your puppy dog eyes rested on Dean’s shoulder: he wasn’t buying it.

“I’m not giving you any food, Y/n…” a loud sigh came from you and a laugh from him.

PLEASE DEAN I’M STARVING!” Giving a dramatic fallout, you pushed your body to the ground and laid there pretending to be neglected and abused.

“You just stole half of Sam’s sandwich! You’re not starving!”

Long story short, the two of you were constantly stealing each other’s foods and picking fights with one another.

“We’re brother and sister Dean. You have to share,” this was your most recent attempt to get food from his plate. “Oh yeah? Says who?” Again, neither Sam or Cas did anything but sit by and watch.

“Says me!” You gave a fake offended look his way.

“Ha. Funny. You’re still not getting any of my food,” everybody but you laughed at Deans words, or maybe it was what you said while storming off to your room…

I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON THAT DELICIOUS FOOD YOU STUFF YOUR FACE WITH!”

Oh, how did Sam survive living like this?

Every Letter (4/10)

Summary: A pen pal writing assignment connects a young Emma Swan with her best friend Killian Jones. Life sends many hardships their way, but their friendship remains solid through the years. As they both grow older and begin to realize what they want out of life, will their letters be enough? (On AO3.)
Rating: T
Word count: ~8000
Ch1 - Ch2 - Ch3 - Ch4 - Ch5 - Ch6 - Ch7 - Ch8 - Ch9 - Ch10 [Pt1] - Ch10 [Pt2]

 

Emma wasn’t sure where in Maine she had been heading, but it seemed like fate decided for her.

The old heap of junk that was her Bug broke down just a couple miles outside of a small town called Storybrooke. Her phone had no signal so she couldn’t call for a tow truck, but luckily for her, one of the residents happened to drive by just ten minutes after the fact.

He was driving a rusty brown truck, probably as old as her Bug, and he reached over and rolled down the window of the passenger seat. He had dirty blonde hair, bright eyes, and a kind demeanor, but Emma still eyed him a bit warily. 

“Need a lift into town?” he asked, pleasant smile lighting his face.

“Um,” she mumbled, turning her gaze to her useless cell phone and then to her sleeping son in the backseat. She sighed and looked back up at the man. “Would you mind? Just to the nearest car shop. I need to get the old girl towed.”

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anonymous asked:

Erm... I could be misremembering, but the Silver Age was not Good and Pure. In the Silver Age, I'm pretty sure there were more evil Kryptonians than good ones, and that caused Clark plenty of angst without 90% of his adopted world being total shit. To say nothing of his constant grapples with whether to keep his ID secret from Lois...

It was also the era where he ate red kryptonite laced ketchup and had a series of delusional episodes, got turned into a lion man, built the great pyramids, and developed amnesia every other month. Honestly you’re kidding yourself if you think the popular legacy and influence of Silver Age Superman is his angst and not Bright Happy Goofy FUN.

Honestly I’ve read some Silver Age, and at best you’re half right. Was there some angst? Yes but it was limited to a panel or two, usually at the end of the story, and it was never developed, always gone by the time the next story started and never mentioned again. Brushed under the rug as it were. (And I would like to add, Clark feeling sad because he can’t tell Lois his secret is hardly interesting, it’s incredibly dated and sexist as it relies heavily on the belief that women are either untrustworthy or too weak to handle the pressure of maintaining the secret. So that’s just not a realistic source of internal conflict anymore).

The signs as pranks

Aries: mayonnaise instead of toothpaste

Taurus: everything gets covered in aluminum foil. E V E R Y T H I N G

Gemini: covers the bottom of the laser mouse with a piece of paper so it won’t work

Cancer: airhorn when they’re not expecting it, causing the prankee to smack their head/fall down

Leo: mixes skittles, M&Ms, and Reeses Pieces together to make a combination directly from Satan’s asshole

Virgo: glitter bomb in the mail (if they’re truly vicious, it’ll get opened over a keyboard or in a bed)

Libra: everything is glued to their desk and they can’t pick anything up or even move their computer mouse

Scorpio: glues someone to a toilet (what the fuck Scorpio)

Sagittarius: lies to someone to prank them- I’m cheating on you, _____ passed away, etc.

Capricorn: moves everything in a room 1 inch to the left to throw the person off

Aquarius: pretends to be dead; makes use of ketchup and pretends it’s blood (Aquarius’s aren’t the best pranksters in the world)

Pisces: chugs a bottle of vodka (no one knows they already filled it with water beforehand)