the best face wise

  • *when danny and riley finally start dating*
  • Tucker: How long have you been sleeping with danny?
  • Riley: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, danny is my best friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.
  • Trott: How long have you been sleeping with Smith?
  • Ross: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere! It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Smith is my best friend, technically. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off. Check and mate.

The other thing about there being screener spoilers out there is that it kind of takes the wind out of your sails for speculative fun?

Like it just crossed my mind that someone must have told Snowing to go find the captain of the Jolly Roger because he was the best, and the most awesome, and pretty much perfect face-wise. I’m kind of giddily wondering who or how that came up, but like i’m sure 80% of ye know so it’s like…yeah.

Guess I’ll just…

Originally posted by flowersinmilk

solarcore  asked:

zeus, poseidon, echo, narcissus? im 2 tired to read most of the other ones i hope these r good

gaynk you (gay thank you) my frienb
Zeus: If you could have one power, what would it be?
-Telekinesis!! The possibilities r endless, you could make yourself fly and all kinds of cool stuff

Poseidon: Do you prefer the ocean or land?
-The ocean is nice in small doses but also there is so much we don’t know abt it and it’s kinda scary sometimes so land.

Echo: What’s something you can’t stop talking about?
-Myself, literally all the time,, love to overshare and open my Big Focking Mouth,, but also when people are nice to me n wanna talk to me

Narcissus: What’s your best trait?
-Physical? I’ve always liked my eyes the best abt my face. Personality wise I like that I’m good at helping ppl work through their problems if they come to me with them.

Tag urself with your birth month

-Strong silent mom
-Reckless fun lover
-Smol evol
-Broken-hearted dictator
-Scary, just wants to protect their friends/ Worry wort neat freak stalker
- Angry lesbian
- Dorky know-it-all best friend
- Wise lesbian/ cynical jokester
- Beauty, grace, kick yo face
- Meat 👊👊

  • Howard: How long have you been sleeping with Angie?
  • Peggy: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere! It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Angie is my best friend, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off. Check and mate.
  • Sam: So, how long have you been sleeping with Bucky?
  • Steve: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Bucky is my best friend, actually. And he is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm, check and mate.

Guys, let’s face the facts, the 100 is not doing it’s best rating wise. Unless two of the new shows get cancelled, it’s likely to be axed.

WE NEED TO STOP THAT!

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  • Fiyero: How long have you been sleeping with Elphaba?
  • Galinda: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere! It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity. Elphie is my best friend, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off. Check and mate.