the best ex they ever had

The Secrets Between Us | Min Yoongi

Originally posted by namelessbutnoah

Min Yoongi x Reader
Word Count: 1.5k
Genre: Angst
Warnings: drug use
Synopsis: It was the best high of your life, but reality brought you crashing down.


Aftermath

Bang! Bang! Bang! You woke up in a panic from the sound of someone banging on your door. You looked at the clock and noticed you slept in until 12 in the afternoon. Why had you slept so long? And why is last night a blur? After another two hits on your door you got up and made your way to the door quickly and opened it to see your ex-best friend Kim Taehyung. You hadn’t spoke in weeks when he found you in your apartment on a two day high that happened when  you took so many pills that you strung yourself out for days. It was the best high of your life, but because of it your life came crashing down faster than ever. He had kept his distance after that and you couldn’t really  blame him. If you could’ve gotten away from yourself at that point you definitely would have. You shook the memory out of your head and cleared your throat, “What are you doing here Taehyung? I thought we weren’t on speaking terms.” He nodded his head and a small shrug made him seem taller than before. Had he grown since the last you saw him? “I just came to check on you. Make sure you didn’t kill yourself with whatever poison you decided on this week.” You felt the jab from that and you knew you deserved it. “Okay well I’m not. You can leave me alone now.” You attempted to move back into your apartment, but he grabbed your arm and pulled you close to him staring intently. “What?” His eyes went back and forth between both of your own. “You took something didn’t you?” You ripped your arm from his grasp, and as you did you stumbled over your own feet. Not that that is very unusual for you but you felt off yourself. “I didn’t take anything. I’m clean, just clumsy.” He of course didn’t believe you and checked you over until he found something he hadn’t intended to find. A puncture hole in your forearm. You both just stared at it in disbelief for a second before your memory of last night slowly became clearer to you. You had sent a message to your old dealer and asked if he would meet you. You only wanted to get some pills but he had convinced you to get something stronger, and you did. When you got home you shot up and the rest is a memory that you refuse to remember. You looked up to Taehyung and tried to explain yourself, “Tae I can explain.” He scoffed and shook his head and pushed you back into your apartment causing you to fall and look up at him, seeing the disappointment in his face. “I thought you were actually getting better. I thought those meetings were going well. I thought you changed, but you’re still the same junkie as you have always been.” He shook his head in disgust and left you there with tears streaming down your face and you screaming after him to come back. You couldn’t find it in yourself to go after him because he was right, you were a junkie and you were getting better but something caused you to relapse and you had to do better. What were you going to do though? You didn’t have any talents or any inclination to go through a million things to find just one.

After you pondering what you were going to do you pulled yourself off of the floor and got dressed semi-decently and left your apartment. You didn’t know where you were talking to, but you didn’t care at this point you just wanted away. You walked for so long it felt like until you ended up at the park and sat on a bench and watched a few kids play soccer. You don’t know how long you watched them but you were just so fascinated by the way their feet gracefully and forcefully moved across the field. They knew exactly what to do all the time and they played ever single game with such certainty of winning and they were having fun too. You wanted that, that joy. That huge smile when you kick the ball perfectly into the goal. That feeling of pure joy when you do. Soccer or sports in general as a drug in and of itself. You get a high (adrenaline rush) as you play, the high continues to happen as you play, and if you win you are overjoyed and happy and if you lose you come down from your high and are crashing (losing the adrenaline). All in all soccer seemed like the perfect distraction for you. Only problem was is that you had no idea how to play the sport. You get up from your spot and head to the store to get yourself the stuff you needed with what money you had on you. As you walked back home you avoided every street that you knew had a bar on it and as you walked up the stairs to your apartment you gave yourself a pat on the back for doing those two small things today. Although they might seem miniscule to someone else to you they were a huge leap for you. You could only hope that you could take this journey in leaps and bounds.

Waking up the next day you were greeted with the bright sun streaming through the cracks in your crappy curtains. You rubbed your eyes and sat up in your bed looking around and knew right then that you had to get rid of all the things that could make you relapse again. You leaped into action and grabbed all the alcohol first and poured it down the sink. Next, you grabbed whatever pills you had left and flushed them down the toilet. Finally, you threw away everything else that was able to send you into a mild high and even threw your phone in the trash away. Sure you could have blocked or deleted the dealers numbers from it, but that phone was too much of a temptation. After seperating yourself from the problem you could feel the urge start to creep up in your mind, but you fought it. You had to. Surviving was more important to you than any drug out there. After you threw everything that could possibly send you spiraling downwards in the trash you thought about how you were going to go about this because this as going to be the hardest thing you’ve had to do in a while. You knew you had soccer to start off with but knew that you were going to have to get more hobbies as time went along because doing just one thing could get boring. So you went out to find more activities, but with no such luck you didn’t find another thing to do other than trying to get hired on at the local supermarket. You couldn’t apply yet though because you still had the drugs in your system and they wouldn’t hire someone that shot up only a day ago. So deciding to hold off on that you remembered the meetings that you were definitely going to now and will probably pay attention to the mentor, even if you didn’t like her that much. Sitting on the buses you went over what your last mentor said, “Give everyone a chance to make a difference in your life even if it hurts you.” At the time it seemed like the dumbest thing he could have ever said to your group, but he was right. It doesn’t matter if someone hurts you because they’re just trying to help you. At least that’s what you took from what he said, and you wished in that moment you could call him and as for his help but you weren’t his problem anymore so you couldn’t. You also couldn’t because you threw your phone out, stupid idea. Walking off the bus you quickly made your way to the metro so that you didn’t miss your train because if you did you would have to pay for a taxi and you didn’t want to. Luckily you made it there just in the knick of time and caught your breath on the train and tried to think of what you could possibly go over today. Probably just the normal things: introductions, why you’re an addict, what your form of ‘poison’ is, and what you’re doing to overcome it. The train ride seemed to go by faster than normal, but you didn’t mind you wanted to get off anyways there was a guy that smelled like old sandwiches on there. You made a quick dash for the door when they opened and headed to the meeting place enjoying the fresh air as you walked it helped you clear your head of the bad things. As you opened the old creaking door you noticed that you were able to actually get there on time despite not knowing the time. You sat in the same seat as last time.

“Okay everyone let’s begin.”

I just want to remind everybody

Leverage gave us a middle-aged couple who impetuously fell into bed and had hot passionate sex, then cleaned up their acts emotionally before committing to each other in marriage.

Leverage gave us a young black man gently, wisely courting a non-neurotypical blonde white woman.

Leverage gave us a young black man whose two white male best friends both describe him as the smartest man they’ve ever known.

Leverage gave us a guitar-playing country boy, an ex-hitman and army vet, who puts his life in the hands of a geeky black man and his blonde girlfriend (till death do them part).

Leverage gave us Parker, Sophie, Maggie, and Tara; it also gave us female villains with as much cunning, ruthlessness, and agency as any man’s. 

Leverage gave us villains who were rich, powerful, greedy white people who had to have just a little bit more, and a clever, cunning, usually compassionate, occasionally terrifying white guy who beat them at their own game and robbed the rich to help the poor.

Leverage, gentlefolx.

Another Man’s Treasure

A/N: This is a completed five-part mini-series because @alrightpetal and I have this thing about making Harry super vulnerable and flawed. So here you go.

// Another Man’s Treasure // Mind on a Mission // Take the Lead // Worth the Pain // Wings of Butterflies


…I’m gonna show you tonight! I’m alright! I’m just fine! And you’re a tool so, so what?

You belted your heart out up on stage, pumping your fist in the air to empower your words even further. It was a good thing you knew all the words, too, because your mates had bought you so many drinks your vision was crossed and blurred you couldn’t have read the lyrics to an unfamiliar song. Then you would have just been a blubbering fool butchering a karaoke performance. And that would have been embarrassing.

Singing yourself blue in the face—and drinking yourself into oblivion—served as the perfect outlet for your aching heart. Hours earlier, you’d been dumped. Or more accurately, replaced.

It’d been a week since you’d heard from your long-term boyfriend, and while you knew he was on holiday with his mates—a holiday you hadn’t been invited on—it was still odd that you hadn’t heard from him at all. Not even a text to let you know that he’d made it to Amsterdam. You didn’t expect too much communication; you trusted him to treat you right, but, silly you, you thought your boyfriend might actually miss you and want to say hi.

Last night after seven and a half days of nothing, you completely lost it and called him forty-seven times in a row. And not a single one was answered. So you rang your closest friends and they came over, laptops and tablets in hand, and intense cyber-stalking commenced.

It only took thirty-four minutes for your good mate Lindsey to unearth a damning post on Insta that your boyfriend was tagged in by a girl you kind of knew. The picture itself wasn’t awful; honestly you couldn’t make out much besides silhouettes and drinks. Even the caption wasn’t much; all it said was, “this guy” with a random slew of emojis. But the funny thing was, when you tried to search for it yourself, nothing came up. Meaning you were blocked. You weren’t meant to see this picture.

Twenty-two minutes of super-sleuthing was enough time for your oldest friend Ashley to find every social media account the girl had, and then eventually uncover her phone number.

In thirteen minutes you had a text drafted to her that was so long it was broken into five different parts when you hit send.

And one minute and fifty-four seconds is all the time your boyfriend—well ex-boyfriend—allowed you to speak to him today before he told you he was coming back tomorrow and there’d be no need for you to come see him. Tomorrow or ever again.

So your mates did what they knew best. They took you out, got you absolutely smashed, and then got you up on stage to pour your heart out. Somewhere in between I Will Survive and Total Eclipse of the Heart, you got a bit weepy and ended up calling your brother from the toilet. It took you awhile to realize you weren’t actually sobbing to him but his voicemail, and as soon as you did you pulled yourself back together and headed out for another drink and a rousing rendition of Since U Been Gone.

The few other patrons in the pub were hardly paying attention to your drunken warbling on stage, only breaking from their conversations when your mates would cheer at the end of each song, some of them even offering half-hearted claps. If they were annoyed, they certainly didn’t let on. Most likely, they pitied you; for Christ sake, you pitied you.

When your song ended, you finished the rest of your drink and began flipping through the songbook. Liberation was surging through you and you wanted a song to match your mood; something to serve as a proper fuck you to the twat you’d wasted the last few years of your young life on.

The book closed on your fingers, and you stumbled back in surprise. Were books automated now too?! You still weren’t over the automated tills at Tesco, would you now have to get used to robotic books closing on you when they’d had enough?!

“[Y/N].”

You looked up, your blurred vision slowly coming into focus as you swayed on the spot. A robotic book didn’t close itself on you, a person had closed it. Which was rather rude of them.

[Y/N],” he repeated. Finally he came into view and you cocked your head in confusion.

“Hazza?” you slurred, taking a step closer to get a better look. You nearly toppled off the stage, but Harry was quick to grab you by the waist and steady you before easing you down.

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Puck You [G.D]

Puck Me [Ethan’s Version]

Summary: When Grayson becomes a little too aggressive with a player from the opposing team, who just so happens to be your ex-boyfriend, you meet with him in the locker rooms to have a word with him.

Words: 8.8k

Warning: public sex, swearing, dirty talk, hockey!grayson 😍😻

A/N: Puck Me blew tf up, and I couldn’t just write about hockey!ethan and not give ya’ll hockey!grayson like who tf do you think I am? Inspired by Scary Love, since it was supposed to go up first lol oops. Church by Chase Atlantic is the song for this one! LISTEN I KNOW THIS IS LONG BUT I WORKED HARD ON IT I’D APPRECIATE IT SM IF YOU READ IT OK ILY ALL…

(P.S I’d say this is similar in parts to a smut @lovin-the-dolans wrote, but I spoke to them so no one comments about this being alike/copied, go check out their stuff if you haven’t!) Xx


You didn’t think things were going to end up the way that they did.

You had woken up that morning with a text from your next door neighbor and friend, Grayson Dolan, asking you if you’d be at his hockey game. You wouldn’t say that you were the best of friends, you were actually best friends with his twin brother - who was currently taking a 2-week trip for a class - so that was one reason you knew each other very well. You’d often go over to his house, acknowledge each other, and teased each other as well whenever Ethan would disappear for a bit. There was tension there, you could both tell, but it was never brought into action.

Now since Ethan was gone, Grayson went to you for a lot of things. It was cute that he felt awkward and weird without his twin, so you decided to sit with him during lunch, because of his anxiety spreading even when he had his teammates around him. You decided to ride home together, often stopping by the gas station for drinks and snacks while jamming to Kid Cudi. You especially decided to go support him at his game, one that he had been waiting for with excitement yet determination.

However, a game that started off friendly; completely took a turn.

You could remember dropping your phone when someone beside you startled you when jumping up due to a goal, but just as you reached down, you started to hear the commotion - and not the cheery type. It was more like an ‘oh shit’ type of commotion.

So with your phone back in your grip, you stood high up on the heels of your feet to try and see what was going on out there. You immediately gaped at the sight of Grayson in his black jersey - matching the one he lent to you for this game - as he was all up in another dude’s face from the opposing team. You knew right away that he was angry, clutching tightly onto his hockey stick and even going as far as taking his helmet off to scream in the guy’s face and make him see his true anger. The aggressiveness he showed did things to you, but you shook your head at yourself and tried to push out of the crowd so that you could get closer to his side.

Maybe seeing you would calm him.

The whistles were going off, Grayson’s name was being shouted out, and there had to be a time out for him to take a breather. It’s when you noticed the name on the back of the other guy’s shirt, making you realize that this wasn’t just someone from the rivalry team, but your wonderful ex-boyfriend.

It wasn’t that he was shitty, or even cruel, he just wasn’t the type of boyfriend you wanted to gush to everyone about. So clearly, nothing ever worked out.

You reached one end of the glass windows, separating you from the team sitting off to the side, and as if in fate; Grayson eyes met yours. His glare was still there, but you could see the stars in his eyes softening when he realized it was you, and all you could do was mouth to him: ‘it’s okay.’

Luckily, the game had finished off smoothly. Grayson had tried his very best not to push your ex-boyfriend on purpose, or swing a punch, and went ahead with the game, going for the win since the victory would be a lot better to rub in his face.

You stayed back for a while, and once you became very impatient, you decided to be bold and go ahead and speak with Grayson even if he was still in a room full of other men. It was quite easy to get inside - you knew because it wasn’t the first time. You once helped Ethan with a prank in there, so it was an in-and-out situation.

Meanwhile, Grayson was changing out of his hockey gear, sweat imprinting his sweet olive skin, with a frown still embedded onto his beautiful face after everything. He got a few pats here and there from his supportive team, yet he didn’t really pay attention to them. He only stopped once he heard a chorus of whistles starting up in the locker room, causing him to crane his neck to try and see what the hell was going on now.

“Heyyy! Looking good, Y/N!”

Grayson’s jaw clenched at hearing that, clutching onto the neckline of his tight white Nike shirt that he still hadn’t put on. Not until he saw you.

“Hi chula!”

“Bitch, you can’t be in here!”

“You looking for me beautiful?”

“If that’s what your dick looks like, no thanks.” Grayson couldn’t help but chuckle to himself at hearing you defend yourself, his plump lips tilting over one corner. He liked that you were like that. He liked that you hung out with him despite getting comment after comment about being a slut or a bitch, simply because you were around him; the most popular guy on campus.

You stopped directly by Grayson’s locker after that comment, trying your best not to look down at his heavenly, glistening body even though you’d seen it so much that you could remember every freckle, ever muscle, every ripple. You had to admit that it helped with the fantasies, but you were never going to let him know that. It’d sound creepy if you said you stared more than enough times across your window whenever he would lift weights, do push-ups, or simply walk around shirtless before and after a shower with just a single towel around his hips.

“What is it, doll,” Grayson asked, though it sounded more like a statement from the way he said it. He wasn’t even shocked to see you standing there, knowing very well how daring you grew to be due to his twin brother.

“Here to talk. Put some pants on,” you said, crossing your arms so your breasts lifted up with the jersey, completely unaffected by everyone else only because Grayson’s beauty topped all of theirs. If it was just you and him, however, it’d be different. You’d be nervous as all hell.

Grayson threw his shirt back in his locker and went for his shorts instead, reaching down to place them on, and you had to tighten your thighs at seeing his bulge in those boxer briefs. “I’m listening,” he said with that deep, sexy voice of his. His bright loopy eyes seemed a little darker, and he did that soft angelic look he so often did that honestly drove you crazy. The one where he slightly tilted his head down and stared through his long lashes, his brows etched a bit together, reminding you of the scar in between.

That time, you couldn’t quite speak. The other boys had gone back to doing their own thing while stealing glances at you - and then Grayson’s eyes went to rake over your body. His black jersey on you was tied at the front, showcasing your belly button, and then you had tight shorts on with vans and white knee socks that just drove Grayson insane. The thought of gripping your thighs and eating you out until he was full… it was too much for him, and he was lucky his coach came over before his dick started straining his obvious shorts.

“Y/N…” Coach sighed next to you, rounding the corner of the aisle, not even surprised to see you there. “Again with this. You can congratulate Mister Dolan afterwards, please step out of the boys locker room.”

Nodding once, you put your head high and started walking back from where you came from. However, you gave Gray a side-eye, making sure you sent him the message that you needed to speak with him asap.

When you managed to get out of the locker room in one piece, you received a text from Gray himself not even a minute later.

The Worst Dolan🏒: Don’t leave. Wait around fifteen and come back inside.

The Worst Dolan🏒: We’ll be alone.

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How to let go of your ex once and for all (even if it feels impossible)

It took me nearly 3 years to get over my ex boyfriend. If you have ever been through a breakup, you know it is one of the hardest most heart-wrenching things to go through.

After weeks of fighting, the day came where there was no other option than to break up. When he left my house that day I felt like he had ripped off a piece of my soul. I had loved this man with all my heart, it was a raw all consuming intense kind of love. I couldn’t grasp the reality of what had happened. My best friend came over and I was just lying there with lykke li’s song possibility on repeat. I had cried for hours and there was no life left in my eyes. 

For the first few months after the breakup I was in denial and I went into party mode, but not dealing with the pain slowly started to take its toll. And eventually (also because of some other factors) I fell into a deep black depression that would last for about a year. After the depression it still took me a long time to completely let him go.

It was the hardest and most valuable experience of my life.

So what helped me to let him go?

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Wanted (3)

Steve Harrington x Reader, Billy Hargrove x Reader

Summary: She just wants to be wanted. More specifically, she wants to be wanted by Steve… Until Billy Hargrove weasels his way into her heart.  

Warnings: angst, language, party violence, under age drinking, tommy’s a fucking dick, that’s it i think lol

Word Count: 2.2k+

PART 1 PART 2 PART 4

Originally posted by dailystrangerthings

Max was late, again.

Billy was pissed. Not only was he pissed because Max was late getting to his car for the second day in a row, but his progress with Y/n has gone nowhere since then, either.

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It pisses me off so much how in the books Parvati and Lavender are just pidgeon-holed as ‘fashion obsessed hair heads’ for most of the books?

I mean, they might not be, but that was the impression pre-teen!me got from reading the books?

And now I’m all … okay, okay Hermione is awesome and we all know it.

But that doesn’t mean Lavender and Parvati are stupid just because they are geared differently from Hermione.

Fashion is hella hard and it requires a lot of memorization and attention to detail? And honestly Lavender and Parvati seem to be pretty nice people, in the little glimpses we get of them?

And all I want is Harry, following the Weasley without getting noticed (because he is used to sneaking around without disturbing people or attracting their attention, owing to the Dursley for that) and getting through the barrier and on the train.

And Lavender’s father helping him out with his baggage, jokingly asking him to keep an eye on his little girl? You seem like a good lad, my Lavender is the most beautiful girl, I need a strong gentleman to keep an eye out until she gets to Hogwarts and she starts to learn magic, so are you up to it?

Which is, of course, not true. Lavender has been going to self-defense lessons for years.

But the man noticed that this was a little kid with no parents around, looking all alone.

He thought 'hey, maybe I can stick him with my kid and they’ll make friends’

(btw, as Lavender is not, as far as I know, confirmed as pureblood in canon, I am going with half-blood or muggleborn for her, I’m thinking muggleborn for this specific AU?)

And Lavender is all “Daddy!” and apologizing to Harry for her dorky dad the moment he is out of the door.

And very nicely avoiding to comment on his clothes because she knows how it feels to be conscious of how your clothes look on you and it’s clear to her eyes that the way Harry is dressed he is probably from some orphanage or something because those are huge hand me downs.

(Because fuck you 90s, being fashion conscious doesn’t mean you are an elitist bitch).

And her parents are looking at her from the Platform and instead of asking about Harry’s life, not wanting to put him on the spot, Lavender waves to them and starts talking to Harry all “Those are my parents, they are so fascinated with the idea of magic and what I will learn at Hogwarts, I can’t wait to write to them all about the castle. My dad works in an office as an accountant and my mother has a column in –” Insert popular teen magazine for 90s UK.

And Harry is a bit overwhelmed but Lavender isn’t staring at him, she is not forcing him to talk and she looks nice.

So he kind of starts to tell her about the Dursely y'know, not like he did with Ron about how terrible they are, but about Vernon working for Grunnings (Lavender giggles and says 'Oh I am so sorry but it just sounds like a really silly name? Grunnings.’ and she tries to stretch the word a bit and Harry laughs a little and says yes, because it does sound silly the way she’s saying it, he just had never thought about it. 'I think it’s Swedish or something’ he offers and Lavenders nods sagely because yes, that makes sense) and how Petunia lives at home and reads all sort of gossipy papers, but not teen ones so sorry, he has never seen Lavender’s mom’s column.

And then the door to their compartment open and Parvati and Padma’s mother (I don’t know if they are pureblood but I’m headcanoning them as pureblood for this one) politely asks if there’s space for two more girls and when Lavender and Harry, after looking at each other, agree, Madam Patil levitates their trunks in (much to the amazement of Harry and Lavender) and settles them above and then guides her daughters in.

She introduces them, putting her hands on her shoulders, cautions her girls to not get wand-happy and wishes everyone a happy Hogwarts year and then leaves them there, going back to the Platform to join her husband and tell him how she left their daughters in the presence of Harry Potter.

“He looked dreadful. Hard up at the very least. I think you should look into his family situation. His clothes, at the very least, were terrible.” She murmurs, softly. “I am sure our girls will adopt him before the ride is over, so you should look forward to hearing about him in their letters.”

Her husband, who knows all about his beloved’s wife tendency to take people under her wing and adopt dangerous animals and fell in love with her for it (as well as for other qualities she has) because he’s very much the same, smiles fondly at her for the last bit and nods seriously at the first one.

It doesn’t matter who the boy is. Well it does, because Harry Potter of course, but it also doesn’t matter because no child should be mistreated.

Also it’s kind of strange that Harry Potter would look hard up, considering it’s common knowledge his parents left him handsomely provided for, full tuition to Hogwarts already paid.

Lavender gushes about how beautiful the Patil twins are, which immediately conquers Parvati, who gushes right back at Lavender’s sparkly accessories.

(Look, I might be wrong because this was the UK and not Italy, and if I am please let me know, but I was a child in the 90s, I bought italian teen magazines, sparkly shit taped to the cover under a plastic sleeve was the shit with fashionable people.)

Of course the moment Harry introduces himself, the Parvati twins try really hard not to goggle, though they do look at his scar, and then Parvati starts asking a storm of questions about where he grew up, whether the Harry Potter adventure books right about all he did since he was a child, if not that what did he do since beating You-Know-Who.

Harry 'Do you mean Voldemort?’ is greeted by soft gasps, right until Lavender asks 'Who?’ and then Parvati starts telling her all about the horrible Voldemort and how Harry and his parents saved them all from that monster.

Padma’s brain on the other hand is whirring and she is the one who reassures Harry that he will do just as fine as everybody else, when he says that.

Lavender and Parvati interrupt their convo because Lavender needs to assure to Harry that she’s muggleborn too, so they will have to learn together and he will be just on par with her, while Parvati explains that magical kids do get a leg up because some of them are allowed to practice at home but that really, she will make sure Harry is up to date with everything that is 'stupefy’ about the magical world.

At which point, Lavender asks what 'stupefy’ means and Padma explains that it’s the stunning spell, so don’t say it while pointing your wand at anyone and Parvati adds that it means, well, the most stunning things around.

(What? Wizarding children should have their own slang).

So by the point Hermione and Neville come by, the group as already made the first basic ties and while Neville is greeted and introduced by Padma and Parvati to the rest of the group, Hermione goes on fine right until she hears Harry’s name.

Padma and Parvati thinks it’s … whatever wizarding equivalent is there of gauche, that Hermione would throw that torrent of words at Harry and just … presume to know about him.

Lavender is just hella protective of her new friend.

Tightly knit protective of Harry formation is achieved in 0.2 seconds.

Neville, who has been around other pureblood children but has been condescended upon by most of them (not Padma and Parvati, given that Parvati will stick up for him later on, but still, it was a general tendency towards a potential squib) has found in Hermione one person who has been nice to him to the point of going out of her way to help him look for his embarrassing toad, so he gets protective of Hermione right back.

So basically, Parvati tells Hermione that she should not barrage people with informations like that, Neville replies timidly that Hermione didn’t mean anything bad, she just like quoting sources, Lavender tells Harry that he doesn’t have to worry, they’ll look up all that stuff when they get to Hogwarts, Hermione gets huffy because of course she didn’t mean anything bad, she just thought Harry would know about that stuff, Padma asks why Hermione would think that when Harry has been raised in the muggle world, Neville goggles at the news that Harry was raised in the muggle world.

It’s a mess.

And then Draco Malfoy arrives, because he’s been making the rounds of the train to look for Harry Potter (saying hi to family allies on the way).

I am not sure who says what to whom for most of the ‘chat’ but what I am sure of is that by the end of it, Neville and Hermione are going to be best friends forever and an united front against snobby purebloods, Padma has icily informed 'Mister Malfoy’ that she will be writing to her father about how low the raising standards of the Malfoy have fallen to produce Draco as a result, in response to a snipe Draco made about telling his father about the Patil twins and the rabble they are sticking with, Parvati has informed Crabbe and Goyle that she had not thought they were better than this but they definitely need to find themselves friends who don’t just treat them like dumb muscle and Lavender has vowed to herself that it doesn’t matter to her how cute Draco Malfoy is or how attractive his silver hair are she will spell his hair and robes to look like something an 80s hairband groupie would wear, just as soon as she learns the necessary spells.

To make it simple, battle lines have been drawn, metaphorical blood has been spilled on all sides and the Harry-Lavender-Parvati-Padma friendship has been set in stone.

Ron, if you are curious about him, found a compartment that had Seamus Finnigan and Dean Thomas in it and spent a really amazing first ride to Hogwarts.

They both made sure Dean knew how Gryffindor was the best house there ever is and then they explained Quidditch to him and became fascinated when Dean explained football (to americans: soccer) to them, especially once Dean started sketching out schemes and stuff.

There are too many players, but it looks like exactly the kind of team effort chasers have to put together only spread through eleven people and that’s just wow.

ASK ME QUESTIONS!
  • 1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
  • 2:Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
  • 3:If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?
  • 4:Do you find it easy to trust others?
  • 5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?
  • 6:You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
  • 7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
  • 8:Are you close with your dad?
  • 9:I bet you kissed someone last night, right?
  • 10:What are you listening to?
  • 11:You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?
  • 12:Do you like hickeys?
  • 13:What time do you go to bed?
  • 14:Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
  • 15:Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?
  • 16:Do you always answer your texts?
  • 17:Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?
  • 18:When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • 19:Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?
  • 20:What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
  • 21:Is anyone else in the room with you?
  • 22:Do you believe what goes around comes around?
  • 23:Were you happier four months ago than you are now?
  • 24:Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?
  • 25:In the past week, have you cried?
  • 26:What colour is the shirt you are wearing?
  • 27:Do people ever call you by your last name?
  • 28:Is anyone ignoring you right now?
  • 29:Do you have a best friend?
  • 30:Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 31:Who was your last call from?
  • 32:Are you mad at anyone?
  • 33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
  • 34:How old will the last person you kissed be on their next birthday?
  • 35:How many more days until your birthday?
  • 36:Do you have any summer plans yet?
  • 37:Do you have any good friends of another gender?
  • 38:Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?
  • 39:Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?
  • 40:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • 41:Do you think age matters in relationships?
  • 42:Are you available?
  • 43:How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?
  • 44:If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
  • 45:Do you believe exes can be friends?
  • 46:Do you regret anything?
  • 47:Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?
  • 48:Did you ever lose a best friend?
  • 49:Was your last kiss a mistake?
  • 50:Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?
  • 51:Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?
  • 52:Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?
  • 53:What was the last thing you ate?
  • 54:Did you get any compliments today?
  • 55:Where are you going on your next vacation?
  • 56:Do you own anything from other countries?
  • 57:What gender are most of your friends?
  • 58:Where have you lived most of your life?
  • 59:When was the last time you took a long drive?
  • 60:Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?
  • 61:Have you ever TPd someone’s house?
  • 62:Who do you text the most?
  • 63:What was the last movie you saw?
  • 64:What’s preventing your current significant other from going back to their ex?
  • 65:How many significant others did you have in 2010?
  • 66:Is the last person you kissed younger than you?
  • 67:Do you curse around your parents?
  • 68:Are you happy with where you live?
  • 69:Picture of yourself?
  • 70:Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
  • 71:Have you ever been dumped?
  • 72:What do you most like about making out?
  • 73:Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
  • 74:When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
  • 75:What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
  • 76:Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
  • 77:Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
  • 78:Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
  • 79:What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
  • 80:Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
  • 81:Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
  • 82:Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
  • 83:Do you miss your last sweetie?
  • 84:Last time you slow danced with someone?
  • 85:Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
  • 86:How can I win your heart?
  • 87:What is your astrological sign?
  • 88:What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 89:Do you cook?
  • 90:Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
  • 91:If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
  • 92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
  • 93:What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
  • 94:Name four things that you wish you had.
  • 95:Are you a player?
  • 96:Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
  • 97:Are you a tease?
  • 98:Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
  • 99:Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
  • 100:Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
  • 101:Hugs or Kisses?
  • 102:Are you too shy to ask someone out?
  • 103:The first thing you notice about your preferred gender(s)?
  • 104:Is it cute when someone calls you babe?
  • 105:If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew they were in a relationship, would you go for it?
  • 106:Do you flirt a lot?
  • 107:Your last kiss?
  • 108:Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
  • 109:Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
  • 110:If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
  • 111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
  • 112:Does someone like you currently?
  • 113:Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
  • 114:Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
  • 115:Ever made out with just a friend?
  • 116:Are you happier single or in a relationship?
  • 117:Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.
Ask Me Questions

1. Do you ever get good morning text from anyone?

2. If your significant other smoked, would you care?

3. Do you find it easy to trust people?

4. What were you doing at 11pm last night?

5. You’re drunk and lost walking down the road, who is with you?

6. What is the real reason you are confused right now?

7. What would you do if you found out your were cheated on?

8. Are you code with your dad?

9. You can only drink one liquid for the rest of your life, what is it?

10. Were you happier 4 months ago than you are now?

11. What was your thought before you went to bed last night?

12. Have you cried in the past week?

13. Do people ever call you by your last name?

14. Are you keeping anything from your best friend right now?

15. Do you have a secret that you have never told anyone?

16. If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

17. Do you believe exes can be friends?

18. Why aren’t you pursuing the person that you like?

19. What part of the person’s body do you find most attractive?

20. Would you get involved with someone if they have a child already?

21. If you are single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

22. Do you prefer a monogamous relationships or dating other various people?

23. Are you to shy to ask someone out?

24. What’s the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

25. Would you put yourself first in a life threatening situation?

26. Would you either make out with a complete stranger or sleep with your best friend?

27. If you had to choose 2 celebrities for a threesome, who would it be?

28. Would you treat your friends different if you were rich and famous?

29. Do you believe people need breaks from each other in relationships?

30. How do you feel about what happens after death?

31. If you could have your hair dyed any color you wanted, which color would you choose?

32. Have you ever experienced something that just could not be logically explained?

33. If you won the lotto and millions in cash, what would be the first thing you would do?

34. Which fictional character would you like to hang out with for a day?

35. Who is the one person in your life who can always make you smile?

36. Would you date someone 3 years younger than you are?

37. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

38. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?

39. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

40. Suppose you see your ex kissing another person, what would you do?

41. Have you ever found it hard to speak your mind?

42. Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

43. If you could choose one family member to go on a holiday vacation with, who would it be?

44. Someone on the street ask you if you have money to spare. What do you do?

45. Do you have a particular song that you feel deeply about?

46. If you had 2 days to spend 1 million dollars, what are you buying?

47. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

48. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

49. How many pillows do you sleep with?

50. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

51. If you were famous, what would you be famous for?

52. What is the best advice you can give someone who is feeling down?

53. What is one word that describes yourself?

54. If you could become an animal for a day, what would you be?

55. Do you prefer the beach, city, or mountains?

56. If you are being extremely quiet, what does that mean?

57. Do you believe in love at first sight?

58. Dumbest lie you have ever told?

59. If you could have a large collection of one item, what would it be?

60. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?

61. If money cannot buy happiness, can you truly be happy without money?

62. A song you would love to be played at your wedding?

63. Do you hate the person that you fell the hardest for?

64. Ave you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

65. Is it more important to love or to be loved?

66. Who are the 3 most important people in your life at this moment?

67. Is it better to have an open mind in this society?

68. What do you sometimes pretend you understand when you really don’t?

69. Are you depending on anyone at the moment?

70. Are first impressions important to you?

SKAM S04E09 Clip 1 - Guru Advicing

[Welcome to voice mail from Telenor*. Please leave a message after the beep.]

SANA: Noora, please call me.

ESKILD: Hello?

SANA: Hello, Eskild? Is Noora home? It’s Sana.

ESKILD: Oh my God, they’re just in that penthouse of William’s to fuck. She’ll be back when she’s newly fucked, my little generous girl.

LINN: I think they went to London.

ESKILD: Yeah you think they went to London, but you also thought Grunde was going to win Paradise*, so you have bad judgement, Linn. Be a bit humble.

SANA: I’m just a little worried she’s mad at me.

ESKILD: She didn’t look very mad when she went off in that Aston Martin car to 3 million kroner. 3 million is a lot of money.

SANA: I sent William an e-mail.

ESKILD: E-mail? It’s been a while since I’ve written one of those.

SANA: Yes, but I sent it from Noora’s account.

ESKILD: You sent an e-mail from Noora’s account to William? Okay, what did you write?

SANA: I just wrote “I love you and if you love me, come to Oslo”.

ESKILD: That’s what made him come? An e-mail.

SANA: Yes.

ESKILD: You wrote an e-mail.. Why didn’t you think about that before? You write e-mails all the time, you brag about it. You’re a grown up, Linn. Is that what it took? She’s been stomping around in this self-pitying heartache for 8 months and then all it took was an e-mail? You shouldn’t feel bad about that, that was well done. I’m a bit proud of you. High five.

SANA: But.. I didn’t really do it for Noora’s sake. I did it because she was with a guy I like.

ESKILD: Which guy?

SANA: Just a guy called Yousef.

ESKILD: Yousef? Isn’t that the guy you were trying to pick up last night?

LINN: Once, I sent a used tampon to a girl who made out with my ex.

ESKILD: Have you had a significant other?

LINN: Yes, in the 7th grade.

ESKILD: That was the first and last one?

LINN: Yes.

ESKILD: But now we’re talking about Sana, Linn. We can talk about you later. Right now we’re talking about Sana and cute Muslim boy.

SANA: He’s not a Muslim.

ESKILD: He’s not? Okay. Hm. Do you want some guru advicing?

SANA: What’s that?

ESKILD: I was with this guy, a year ago, a very good relationship - best I’ve ever had. That was with a Turkish son of an ambassador and his name was Lito - you remember that. He was really cool, went to Blinder’n*, cared about human rights, sensitive soul, shared a lot about himself and had the most shapely cock I’ve ever touched. He was also a Muslim and not that I’m religious or anything, because I’m not, but I’ve flipped through the Bible a couple of times and there it says that the most important thing is love, or “love on top” as Beyoncé says, so I think like “What would Jesus and Muhammad do?” and that’s “let the love flow”. So we tried that - “love on top”, meaning I topped and going right into the love and you know about that because you heard. We did that lots of times, and then we started talking about other things, important things, grown up things like life and humanity and stuff and we disagreed a lot. So the conclusion is that relationships between religious and non-religious people are difficult. I cried a lot. Aren’t there some other hotties in that gang? That Elias, isn’t he cute?

SANA: That’s my brother.

ESKILD: That’s.. Yes, that’s your brother. That won’t work. That would be weird. Which religion would you follow? Buddhism or something?

LINN: Bahá'í, maybe.

ESKILD: Bahá'í , maybe. Now I got a bit inspired to research and stuff online. What are you doing today?

*Mobile company
*Reality show
*University of Oslo

(background is from Parse I, Check Please year 2, by Ngozi)

yeaaaah I had to draw this.

From an universe where Kent Parson is Kate Parson, Katie instead of Kenny. Still best scorer ever, but so mad that she can’t compete on the NHL. Still Jack’s ex-friend and ex-on-again-off-again girlfriend, but it was an out affair, the media loved their hockey sweethearts. She liked Jack but hated being called Jack’s Zimmermann’s girlfriend. They played beautiful coop hockey and had huge shouting matches. As the draft approached she resented Jack more and more because she couldn’t play in the NHL, they had the biggest row ever and stopped talking for months. (She still hates herself for not being there when Jack started taking more and more pills. But it was bound to happen- no matter what Parson does in whatever universe, Jack overdoses). 

Not everything is tragic in this AU. Becaute Kate’s cat is named Kat Parson. 

‘…you named your cat… Cat?’

‘KAT. With a K.’


technical stuff: I drew over real Kent, and kept the background as is because I wanted to have the same scene. I picked Ngozi’s colors (how DOES she do that- those colors are not supposed to work together wth) and I learned a lot just by doing that.


Also, Kate leaves the EpicKegster with Lardo’s number. 

Entanglement: Part 2

Entanglement: Part 2 

Paring: Namjoon x Jin x you

Word Count: 8.6k

genre/warning: smut, dirty talk, double penetration, dom!Jin, dom!Namjoon

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Hi! Can I get a HC with the RFA+Saeran's reaction to MC's ex who broke her heart so badly when they broke up and after MC seeing the ex, she sort of feels scared about RFA+Saeran leaving her like the way her ex did? Thank you!

Sorry this took so long! Hope you like it though~


Zen:

  • He took you to a restaurant for a date
  • Everything was great until your waiter came around
  • Zen saw you got really tense as soon as the waiter introduced himself
  • He asked you once you were alone, and you explained that he was your ex
  • What hit you worse is that he didn’t even recognize you
  • Zen could see that you were really shaken
  • He asked if you wanted a new waiter, but you told him it was fine
  • You told him how your ex dumped you over text after a year of dating
  • It was really abrupt and it crushed your heart because he said you were too clingy
  • There’s a short pause before you ask if he thinks that’s true
  • Of course he shuts the idea down immediately
  • But now Zen is fuming, because how could someone make you feel that way about yourself
  • When the waiter comes back around, he looks at Zen and says, “Hey! Aren’t you that popular singer online? Can I have your autograph?”
  • Zen smirks at you before agreeing
  • He writes on the napkin, “An autograph for the biggest ^*)&$ on this %^$&*%^ planet ^&#% you *dolphin noise*
  • You watch in horror as your ex reads it
  • When it’s a time to order, a new waiter comes

Yoosung:

  • You were out for a walk in the park when someone lost their dog
  • Why does that always happen with Yoosung???
  • A beautiful woman jogs up to you to claim the dog and thank you both
  • She goes back to a man who you recognize and gasp
  • “That’s my ex,” you inform Yoosung
  • You tell him that your ex cheated on you and when you caught him, he just said you weren’t beautiful enough for him
  • “I guess he found the right girl,” you mutter
  • You grow quieter as the walk goes on, and Yoosung can tell what you’re thinking
  • “If you think you’re not good enough, or I’m going to leave you, just stop. I saved my shoulder for 21 years!”
  • You just tackle him in a hug and say how he’s the best
  • You also notice his compliments increase tenfold today

Jaehee:

  • You were helping Jaehee with some grocery shopping
  • You two were just standing in line when a guy with flowers stands in the line behind you
  • “MC? Is that you?” he asks. He glances at Jaehee “Guess you’re not so lonely anymore.”
  • Normally, Jaehee would’ve brushed it off, but the way he rolled his eyes ticked her off
  • Seeing how uncomfortable you were, she said she forgot something and dragged you to another aisle
  • She asks who it was and why you seemed so shaken up
  • You explain it was your ex from a few years back who had dumped you because you confronted him about spending more time with his friends than with you
  • You had felt lonely, and it made it worse when you found he had cheated several times
  • Jaehee just narrows her eyes, “Do you need me to judo flip him?”
  • “Jaehee, no!”
  • “Because I can flip him.”
  • “Please don’t…”
  • “Warn someone that there’s going to be a clean up on aisle three.”

Jumin:

  • It was one of those annual office parties in Jumin’s department
  • But, he had forgotten something at the penthouse, so you decide to run it over
  • While you’re there, he introduces you to his small department
  • Before you’re about to leave, a man saunters up to you
  • “So, dating the CEO now, huh? Guess you’re climbing up the ladder, gold digger.”
  • You would’ve slapped him if Jumin hadn’t intervened and called you to the side
  • He saw the situation, but wanted to ask you what happened first
  • That employee happened to be your ex who you broke up with due to his lack of care for you
  • You worked constantly in order to help him financially, but he only slacked off at home and spent most of his time drinking instead of with you
  • To make it worse, he accused you of being too ambitious
  • Jumin somehow managed to calm you down, but he was wearing a small smile on his face
  • “Coincidentally, we’re making cuts in the department and your ex happens to be the one to be let go due to his lack of work ethic.”
  • Still, your ex’s comments are starting to get to you and you ask Jumin if he thinks they could have some truth
  • He just sighs and pulls you into a hug, reassuring you that he knows you were never in it for the money, and your hard-working nature is one of the things he loves about you

Seven:

  • You both had taken a rare trip to the mall, and after hours of shopping around, you take a break on one of the benches and just people watch for a little
  • Seven just taps your shoulder and points to this couple making out on the other side of the area
  • “Is he a vampire or something? Yikes.”
  • He says it at a joke, but you abruptly stand up and start walking in the other direction
  • He’s worried so he goes after you
  • You tell him that the “vampire” was your ex who had randomly said he wasn’t into you after three years of dating
  • Later you found out he was cheating…with the very same girl he was with now
  • You start rambling on about how it was probably because of you
  • You start naming your own insecurities
  • Seven is patiently listening, assuming your venting
  • But when you say, “You probably want to leave me too because of how I am.” 
  • He snaps
  • He scolds you for a really long time for thinking of yourself like that and how he would never ever leave you
  • …he doesn’t stop until you hug him and thank him

Saeran:

  • You guys are eating peacefully at a froyo place when a loud, obnoxious couple walked in
  • Saeran gets worried when you say you suddenly want to leave
  • But he doesn’t argue and walks out onto the patio with you
  • You apologize and explain that the couple was your ex and your old best friend
  • Your ex had dumped you years ago only to start dating your closest friend a few weeks later
  • You think he would be fuming, but he just starts talking about how the past is the past and that you needed to look ahead to a bright future together
  • Just as you’re starting to say you’re worried that he might find someone better, he just shuts you down and claims you’re stuck with him
  • “Wow…you’re a lot calmer than I expected,” you admit.
  • He just smiles before announcing that he wants to get more toppings
  • You watch from the window
  • You notice he mutters something to your ex
  • You don’t know what it was, but your ex collects his girlfriend and leaves the place
  • Saeran still wouldn’t tell you what he said, but you couldn’t help laughing 

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It’s a Fuck Yes (Steve Harrington x Reader)

Request: 7 with Steve 💕

Prompt: “You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time.”

Word Count: 1384

A/n: I hope you guys like this. I think it’s the longest thing I’ve ever written.   It’s almost the holidays so I wanted to wish you all a Happy Holidays!! ❤️❤️❤️

Originally posted by finnwolfshards

Desperate times called for desperate measures. Steve knew he couldn’t talk to Jonathan, what with you being his twin sister, and Nancy was completely off the table. As much as he didn’t want to admit it, things were still too awkward for him just appear out of no where to talk to his ex girlfriend about his feelings for another girl.

Steve resorted to talking to the next best person: Dustin Henderson. While the kid had never had a girlfriend before, let alone fallen in love with a girl, (that he knew of), Steve knew that Dustin’s advice would be honest. Besides, over the weeks he had spent with him, the older teen had bonded with the young boy and had come to trust him more than almost anyone in the world at this point.

That’s how he had gotten himself sitting in Dustin’s living room ranting about his feelings for (Y/n) Byers.

“Just calm down Steve.” Dustin tried to reassure Steve, but it wasn’t working. “If this is about how you think Nancy will react, she’s long over you dude.”

“This isn’t about Nancy.” He rubbed his temple in frustration.

“Well, if it’s about Jonathan, then I think you’re in the clear.” Steve sighed lightly but disagreed.

“I just don’t think that Jonathan thinks that I’m enough for (Y/n). You know?” Steve looked desperately at the young teen. “I’m just the guy who can’t get an A for his life and whose parents don’t care for him enough to ever show up to anything.” He paused feeling tears trying to break their way through. He hated being vulnerable. His father always told him that it meant he was being weak.


Son,” Steve’s father spoke, “Don’t ever let your guard down. Crying is for losers, and losers don’t win in life.”


That was one of his motto’s in life and Steve Harrington could never forget it, ‘crying is for losers,’ would play in his mind on repeat. It was one of the only pieces of advice his father ever gave him, but it hurt him more than it helped him.


Dad.” A young 11 year old Steve came crying to his father. “I miss you. You’re always gone and I miss you.” Unlike most parents who would scoop their child up in their arms and coo, saying ‘I know bud, I miss you too, but everything will be alright,’ like Steve expected, instead, his father yelled.

What have I told you about crying Steve?” His father’s voice was raised and harsh.

Defeatedly and scared, Steve replied, “crying is for losers, and losers don’t win in life. I know dad but-“

But nothing Steve, I didn’t raise a quitter. I didn’t raise a cry baby.”

Steve looked down sadly and nodded, “Yes sir.” He replied walking out of his fathers office, but on his way out he muttered under his breath, “you didn’t raise me at all.”


So, from then on, Steve Harrington was cautious about showing his vulnerabilities, but he knew in that moment, he could be sad for a split second because he knew that Dustin would never judge him. “The Byer’s are a tight knit family,” he continued, “and I’ve never had that.” This went deeper than Steve’s fear of rejection from Jonathan or even from you. “How am I supposed to love her like she deserves, if I don’t know how?”

Steve’s parents had never been there for him, which resulted in him hiding his abandonment in jokes and silly gags. In doing so, he had lost himself a little bit to the popularity of being King Steve, and was glad that Dustin and the kids were helping him find himself again. But the best thing that came with being himself, was being able to spend more time with you.

“Steve. You’ve proven countless times to the Byer’s that you are worth trusting. You’ve proven to everyone that you are worth trusting.” Dustin smiled at his ‘mentor.’ “You’ve changed a lot in the past year.” He laughed at the thought. “If I’m being honest, before I got to know you, I thought you were just a ‘douchebag,’ Steve Harrington, but you proved me wrong. Now I know you’re one the coolest people on the planet and if (Y/n) can’t see that, she’s not worth your time.” Dustin knew how much you both liked each other, to the point where your endless dancing and quiet glances were getting annoying.

“Thanks bud.” The older teen perked up, happy to hear how Dustin felt about him.

“No problem dude.” Dustin smiled wait for a fist bump.

Steve returned the fist bump, a grin plastered on his face. “But what the hell am I supposed to say to her? ‘Hey Byers. You’re really cute and it’s ruining my life because I think about kissing you all the time.’”

“I suggest that you don’t say that.” Dustin laughed.

“No kidding kid.” Steve watched Dustin carefully. “You know that’s not what I was actually going to say right?”

“Yeah sure Stevie boy, if that’s what you say.” He teased. “I never know what you’re going to say around (Y/n). You become really flustered and unpredictable.”

“Shut up toothless.” He mocked the young boy knowing how much he hated the nickname. “I do not.”

“So,” Dustin started, “Are you going to ask her out or not?”

Steve jumped at the revelation. It was only 4 in the afternoon so there was still time to ask you out if he could gather up enough courage to do so.

“Uh. Yeah,” he smiled, “I’m going to go ask her out.” He let out a laugh he didn’t know he was holding. “I’m going to go ask Byers out.”


You were reading a book in the living room when there was a knock on your door. “(Y/n) can you get that?” Jonathan yelled from his room.

“Yeah.” You shouted back walking towards the front door. As you opened it, you revealed Steve Harrington holding a bouquet of flowers. You smiled at him happily.

“Hey.”

“Hey.” He smiled, his smile coming off lopsided from how nervous he was.

“If the flowers are for my mom,” you teased, “she’s not here at the moment. You’ll have to come back later.”

Steve laughed nervously. “Uh, actually Byers, I was wondering, I mean, uh. I’ve been trying to ask you this for the longest time. Shit, get it together Steve, uh I-“

“I like you too Harrington.” You smiled softly as his eyes widened.

“Oh thank god.” He let out a shy of relief. “I was actually starting to get really nervous there.”

“Steve Harrington nervous,” you exclaimed, “I never thought I’d live to see that.”

“Yeah,” he rubbed his neck slowly, starting to gain back his confidence.  “So that’s a yes on the date?” 

“It’s more than a yes Harrington.  It’s a fuck yes.” You laughed at the smirk on his face.

“Well that,” he raised an eyebrow, “is a better reaction than I could have imagined. But I mean, who would reject a date with the king of Hawkins High?”

“Someone who is damn stupid.” You grinned flashing him a smile as you grabbed your coat.  “The diner and then the arcade yeah?”

“Yeah.” He replied.

“Alright.  Jonathan,” you yelled, “I’m heading out for a bit.  I’ll be back by 9.”

Steve realized as he stood there with you that one of the things he loved about you was your colorful words.  For such a quiet and sweet person, when Steve really got to know you, he realized how funny you really were.

“I’m just going to grab my hat,” you said, ““be right back.”

“I’ll be waiting in the car.” Steve opened your front door and walked towards his car.  He opened the door to the drivers seat, putting the keys in the egnition.  He couldn’t believe that you had said yes. He really couldn’t believe that you wanted to go out with him.  Now all he’d have to worry about was Jonathan finding out.  Surely he wouldn’t approve.

He watched you exit your house and was struck by how beautiful you looked, your cheeks reddening in the cool winter air.

Under his breath he muttered, “How’d I get (Y/n) Byers to go out with me?”

“Mark, you got my call! I wasn’t sure you’d come by again after our weekend together a few months ago. I hope you like the “surprise” I promised you!“

“(stammering) umm…you look…you look amazing! But, that was only 4 months ago, and you deffinately weren’t pregnant then. Your tits were perky B cups and I could hold your entire little waist with one arm! I…I don’t understand what’s going on! Girls don’t get this pregnant this quickly.”

(Claie amsentmindedly rubbed her underbelly and shifts her weight on her hips as she lovingly stares at her fertile stud)

“Well first of all, its been exactly 13 weeks, not four months! Don’t you remember, you wanted to visit your high school fling during your 10 year reunion and ran into me, her cute younger sister?

l told you about the crush I had on you all throughout highschool, and after a weekend of trying, I finally bed you. We fucked for days! You took me to the reunion and we sat next to my sister during dinner. She was si jealous. She was in a loveless marriage just for show, and nect to her was her little sister full of cum from her ex-boyfriend!

(She slowly sauntered over to him, caressing her curves as she rubbed up next to him)

And secondly, girls don’t get this pregnant this quickly…Women do! Especially extremely fertile women. I told you I wanted to feel you fill me up, and you couldn’t have been happier. You filled me up with your potent seed time and time again. It was the best fucking I’ve ever had! …I just didn’t expect to be THIS fertile!

Mark didn’t know what to think. He had always had a thing for Claire, and 3 months ago, she had thrown herself at him. He had always loved the idea of knocking someone up, but never expected he would get the chance. When Claire asked him to come see her, he had dreamed that she was pregnant, but this was beyond his imagination!

“I’m not sure what to say! I loved our tine together, and you and your belly are absolutley stunning!

(Mark walks behind her and nibbles Claire’s ear as his cock stiffens) I just can’t imagine what I did that made you swell so quickly! How are you only 13 weeks?”

(Claire moans as she reaches behind her and into Mark’s pants. She was rewarded by his swollen member. She strokes her rotund form as his hands find her swollen breasts)

“Well, the two of us are apparently VERY fertile! You filled my belly with atleast 7 of your squirming babies!“

“Seven!? I put seven in you!” (This heightened his excitement as he imagined what her swollen form will look like soon) You will be HUGE in a matter of weeks!

(Claire giggled as she tore his pants off and hungrily devoured his belly swelling cock)

“I already am huge Honey! Besides, they can only see seven. You and I both know I’m probably carrying more. Are you ready to take care of me as I swell and pump babies into me for years to come?”

He responded by shooting his first load of the night down her throat. “I guess you and I are good at making babies.”

The Parallel Universe of reputation:

Before the album came out, we noticed that Taylor separates part A of the album from part B in a set of ellipses (…Ready For It; So It Goes…). Now that we can see the whole picture, it seems like Taylor has given each song from part B an alter-ego in part A. Check it out:

1. …Ready For It / 10. King Of My Heart 

“My ex-boyfriends tried too hard and cared about the wrong things, but you’re way better than them, and I was us to be together forever.”

  • Some boys are tryin’ too hard, he don’t try at all though
    Younger than my exes, but he act like such a man, so
    (1)
  • ‘Cause all the boys and their expensive cars
    With their Range Rovers and their Jaguars
    Never took me quite where you do
    (10)
  • Every love I’ve known in comparison is a failure (1)
  • I know I’m gonna be with you
    So I take my time (1)
  • You are the one I have been waiting for (10)

2. End Game / 14. Call It What You Want

“Basically everyone hates me and wants to tear me down, but all I care about is ending up with the love of my life.”

  • You and me, we got big reputations
    Ah, and you heard about me
    Ooh, I got some big enemies
    (2)
  • My castle crumbled overnight
    I brought a knife to a gunfight
    They took the crown, but it’s alright
    All the liars are calling me one
    (14)
  • I wanna be your endgame 
    I wanna be your first string
    I wanna be your A-Team
    (2)
  • “You don’t need to save me
    But would you run away with me?
    Yes
    (14)

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