the best ending for him on this season

You’re really dumb if you think Paul deserved to win. Reality is, NO ONE deserved to win this season, unless it was Dominique the Dominator or Mark. Maybe if Alex and Jessica weren’t so dumb and evil, they would have been a potential final two. Josh’s annoying but lowkey fine ass deserved to win, despite his childish attitude, he got a majority of people to win him over. People are saying PAUL was the best player when he CLEARLY got everything handfed to him by production and his dickriders, whom later backdoored him in the end. Not to mention, he won competitions he knew by heart from last season. He’s the worst vet and he got what he deserved. Goodbye.

Originally posted by castawayj

It’s 4 AM and here I am, still rewatching the reading of the votes for BB19 and laughing with biggest, dumbest smile on my face. I love BB finale night so much, it always seems to put me in a good mood for the night, it disappoints me so much less often than Survivor finale night does.

You have to understand, this is the culmination of three whole months of asking “can anyone beat Paul?” I listened to RHAP all summer and every single podcast was “here are some scenarios where Paul MIGHT lose power, maybe”. Then we watched as every single fucking week it didn’t happen. Watching all of these people willingly throw away everything to appease Paul. Watching them not even dare speak against Paul. That was the ENTIRE SEASON.

And holy shit, for what a season it was, this was the absolute best possible ending it ever could have had. Paul gets BROUGHT to the end by the one guy who ever considered betraying him… And LOSES. Because the very people he strung along all game wouldn’t give him their vote. 

I feel like some sort of terrible person getting such glee out of seeing Paul in such pain as he slowly realizes that he’s losing. Again. In a 5-4 vote. This time not to a seasoned veteran, but to Josh fucking Martinez. The man who inspired so much hopelessness and apathy from me this summer finally, finally getting his comeuppance just when it seemed it would never happen. And it’s so, so sweet.

Pretty sure I annoyed the crap out of my roommates talking about this so much tonight but I don’t care. DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD

Daily reminder that I love Richard Hendricks and he’s trying his best as someone who clearly has an anxiety disorder to run this company he built and if you really watch the show carefully he more often than not wants to do the morally correct thing compared to the other characters and s4 is his Dickhead Arc, but his refusal of working w Gavin at the end is a literal FLASHING NEON SIGN metaphor for him rejecting that kind of business/those kinds of morals because he realized he was going to lose all the people in his life that way/lose sight of what he really stands for

and Jared was his moral guide throughout the season because he jumped on board early on because he knew there was Goodness in Richard and so once Richard lost Jared he knew he’d lost something important and I’m just REALLY EMOTIONAL about these dorks

Why the Lion Switch is perfect

I’m gonna try to keep this short and to the point.

If you’re complaining about the lion switch and how it feels wrong and out of character, it’s probably because you were listening to what they were telling you all this time and not looking at what they were actually showing you, and missed what these characters are really all about.

Lets start with Red:

The way to Red’s heart is through “self sacrifice” and “selflessness”

This is how Keith impresses her the first time, by ejecting himself into space and putting himself in danger to free her.

Then you can see their bond growing each time Keith gives something up for the team or risks himself in some way for it.

Like In the BOM dream, where he chooses to give up his knife.

That’s how Lance ends up in it now.

He gives up an important part of himself for the team. 

He goes “It doesn’t matter if I’m not the best and will never prove myself good at anything or ever be worthy, the team is more important.”

And if you watch from the beginning of the series you’ll see hints of what Lance is actually all about and what’s his true strength

There’s actually a post about this going around I can’t find now, but Lance is the guy that would always do something risky to save his friends.

And despite how he always acts, he’s actually the most selfless guy on the team

This is also why Red doesn’t accept Allura and why it’s so hard for her, because she feels like she sacrifices EVERYTHING for the team and their mission.

But I think deep inside she knows there’s some stuff that she does for selfish reasons or things she still keeps a secret from the paladins.

Then we have Black:

The way to Black’s heart is through “Confidence” and “Trust”

This is why Shiro struggles with it so much in the first two seasons. 

Shiro appears like a confident leader but inside he’s full of doubts. 

He’s trying SO HARD to be the best leader he can be but he has so much fear in him all the time.

And sometimes he has confidence and he manages to bond with Black, and sometime he doesn’t and Zarkon snatches his control away. So he ends up being very unstable.

This is also why Black won’t accept him anymore, Shiro lost the confidence again (after Zarkon snatched his control again and teleported him back to Galra prison) he lost trust in the lion and trust in himself.

He’s full of fears again and Black doesn’t want a pilot like that. (no it’s not cause he’s a clone)

But who always had alot of confidence? Keith.

Keith seems like a hot head that doesn’t think about what he’s doing because what he suggests and does always seems insane.

But he only does these crazy things because he’s confident he can do them.

One of his first action in the show is driving off a cliff saying “Shut up and trust me”. And he makes it with no problem.

This is why he’s the perfect person for Black. He knows what he’s capable of, he has so much confidence he is able to face Zarkon all by himself! He almost has too much confidence at times haha

(He’s not a crazy hot head like Lance says, he’s just confident he can do stuff most people can’t, and he does.)

Now the way to Blue’s heart

is through something like “eagerness to prove themselves”

I’m just gonna quote what the show runners said about her:

“..but really the Blue Lion is kind of like the mother Lion. She looks for potential in a new pilot. Something to nurture and foster. And I think she saw that in Lance. She saw someone who needed confirmation that they were valuable to this team. Even though they didn’t believe it in themselves.”

That’s why she accepts Allura.

And that’s why it eventually will accept Shiro aswell, because now that Black won’t accept him and he has no part on the team but he really wants to be part of Voltron, she’ll see his eagerness and will help him. (And Allura will have to pilot the Castle sometimes)

Blue was also said to be the “Teamwork” lion. 

And uniting people and making people work together is Shiro’s true strength. 

Again, you can see from the first episode. He won’t shut up about teamwork. 

Which is also a big part of leadership that Keith is struggling with and why they will eventually find perfect balance as the two main co leaders.

So the lion switch is not there to put them in their DOTU lions for the old fans, or promote one paladin over the other or ignore the bonding they had with their lions until now.

It’s to show that these characters are finally at a place where they stop trying to be who they think they need to be, and embracing their true selves and true strengths.

This is all very well thought through character development.

What she says : I’m okay

What she means : Keith saying “And Lance… Leave the math, to Pidge” is his way of cracking a joke to lighten the mood and make Lance smile. He’s trying to make him feel a little bit better that way. But him saying this is also his way of telling him not to think too much about it. Keith is telling Lance not to overthink, to focus on something else and not to worry, that everything is going to be ok and everything is going to end up working out. He’s doing his best to comfort Lance by making him smile, yet also by reassuring him that it’s all going to work out. Keith is going to be such a good leader/paladin of the black lion, just look at him helping out his boyfriend fellow paladins.

I can’t believe this antagonist was “the thought of suicide” the whole time. Everyone speculated whether it was a physical or spiritual enemy, and we knew from the first moment we saw him that Jack was all too familiar with his terrifying aura. I think it’s incredible writing to show that, 6 episodes in, Samurai Jack has been haunted with thinking about ending his life this whole time.

As a side note, I think Ashi’s character development has been one of the best things this season has done by far. We only have 10 episodes to conclude the entire series, and introducing a new character while having the viewers gradually change their opinion of her from “complete villain” to “precious ally” is nothing short of amazing.

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: Jim wrote Pam a Christmas card telling her how he felt in season 2 and was too afraid to give it to her then but kept it for 7 seasons and gave it to her in season 9 when he needed to prove to her how much she meant to him wow I’m actually not fine.

Scorbus Wedding: Headcanon

“head cannon that when scorbus gets married Draco turns into that crazy mom that freaks out everytime something goes wrong and has an opinion about the outfits and venue and decorations and just looses his shit after the weakly-potter clan get hammered at the wedding and he just gives up and joins them” ~Anon

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  • Draco complaining about the colors 
  • “MORE SILVER AND GREEN!”
  • “Why is your wedding going to be held at THE BURROW?!”
  • him going with Scorpius to pick out his tux
  • “No no no no no… That tie? NO! YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED!”
  • Scorpius getting nervous before the ceremony 
  • “Dad, I don’t know about this…”
  • “If you back out, I swear to Merlin, I will shit a brick.”
  • then him being really serious and helping his son through his emotions
  • tears
  • his reaction when seen the bridesmaid/best men outfits
  • internal “What the fuck is this?”
  • lots of crying
  • Scorpius stuttering during the vows
  • “ARE YOU SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW CHILD? WE WENT THROUGH THIS YESTERDAY AT THE REHEARSAL!”
  • him arriving to the reception and hour early to make sure everything’s in order
  • “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL WORKING ON THE FUCKING CAKE?”
  • him basically turning into an angry Gordon Ramsey
  • “You call this seasoned?”
  • “Who hired you?”
  • “MUGGLES MAKE BETTER COURSES THAN THIS!!”
  • him trying to calm himself after people start to arrive
  • not succeeding
  • Ron is hammered AF
  • so is Ginny
  • Hermione and Harry trying their best to keep them from drinking anymore but end up getting drunk off their asses
  • George pulling pranks on everyone
  • Percy being the only sober Weasley
  • Draco finally losing his shit
  • “YOU ALL HA-”
  • “MALFOYYYYY! WE’RE OFFICIALLY RELATED NOW!!”
  • all the Weasleys/Potters hugging him
  • “Fuck it. Give me some firewiskey.”
  • him explaining how everything went wrong throughout the entirety of the planning, ceremony, and reception
  • Draco giving his speech while drunk
  • “Son… I love you… but your wedding was shit.”
  • him, Harry, and Ron getting super emotional over everything
  • “Why did we hate each other again?”
  • “I don’t know…”
  • lots of laughing
  • a lot more crying
  • everyone is friends by the end of the night
  • “You’re my best friend, Potter.”
Black Cats and Croissants

Here is the commission I did for the wonderfully amazing  @squirrellygirlart !!!!

You have her to thank for this lovely piece!!! This was honestly so much fun to write I hope you all enjoy it as much as I have ^_^

WARNING: There is some SIN- but I will warn you beforehand and mark where it ends as well.


Chat’s week wasn’t going very well. The boy had been run ragged with photo shoots and akuma attacks. And with the new diet his father had him on he was absolutely starving! ‘It’s almost swimsuit season Adrien,’ His father had said. Hungry and exhausted Chat was not up for another akuma attack, let alone one against Marinette.

It had all started with Chloe (didn’t it always?) Marinette, sweet, kind Marinette who’s parents made the best pastries Adrien had ever tasted, had brought croissants to school for her friends. She looked about as tired as he felt but despite that she smiled as she went to give her friends the sweet buttery gift. Adrien was certain he could hear his own heart break when Chloe came barreling in, knocking Marinette and the delicate pastries to the ground. Chloe smirked down at Marinette as she made a point of walking across the breaded treats, squashing them beneath her feet. Marinette’s face flushed red with anger as she stood with her hands in shaking fists at her sides. Marinette opened her mouth and a loud long irritating noise covered her words from Adrien’s ears. The long drawn out noise was Nino making a constant high pitched hum as he covered Adrien’s ears with his hands. Marinette’s words weren’t for innocent ears, he had told Adrien later on. Whatever Marinette had said landed her in the headmaster’s office where she was sent home from school suspended from the rest of the day’s classes. From then on Adrien had been traipsing across the city as Chat Noir chasing after a very angry akumatized Marinette.

“Princess I know you’ve had a crumby day but you’re batter than this,” Chat chuckled to himself as he dodged another croissant heading towards his head.

“Enough with the puns!” Marinette shouted in irritation sending more croissants sailing his way.

“Aw Princess I know you don’t knead that,” Chat snickered before a buttery croissant landed smack dab in the middle of his mouth. Chat hummed in delight his stomach growling in response.

“And stop calling me Princess!” Marinette hissed. She was dressed in a black and purple apron wielding a large purple spoon in her hands, purple cake batter splattered across one of her cheeks. She was the least intimidating akuma Chat had ever seen.

“Well you didn’t like muffin or cupcake, I’m running out of nicknames here,” Chat complained taking the croissant reluctantly from his mouth.

“Stop with the nicknames,” Marinette shouted throwing another croissant his way. This time Chat snatched the breaded delicacy out of the air and began stuffing it in the slim pockets of his suit.

You’re pathetic, Plagg’s voice sighed in his head.

Hey, don’t judge me I’m starving here! Adrien snapped back.

“You need a name sweet stuff.” Chat smirked. A croissant bounced off his head. “Okay you don’t like that one, how about…” Chat snapped his fingers a cheshire grin spreading across his face. “Pastry Princess!” Chat purred.

Marinette gave him a deadpan look. Chat opened his mouth to say something else but before the words fell past his lips a cupcake the size of a car landed on top of him. Chat popped his head out the top. Sticky frosting slid down his face and clumped in his hair.

“I take it you like your new name,” Chat cooed. Marinette gave him an irritated look as she hopped over to the next rooftop leaving Chat in his cupcake prison. It was surprisingly difficult to move within the dense cake. Worried Marinette might get away, and with no Ladybug in sight to come to his aid, Chat summoned his cataclysm and let the cupcake disintegrate around his feet. It was a shame he lacked the time to eat through the sweet instead. His stomach grumbled in agreement.

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Ok, let’s talk about this (AMAZING and BEAUTIFUL) scene.

Many of Malec fans said this Malec scene was:

  1. “not good” (sorry, I don’t know how to define it) because Magnus didn’t show Alec his cat eyes, before having their first time,
  2. and forced because Alec didn’t respect Magnus’ feelings by wanting to take the next step in their relationship.

So I think…

About the first point, guys, we all know the tv show is different enough from the books so we should expect anything from the show (different situations,  events, etc..)

About point 2… at first, I thought this Malec moments was… not forced but, maybe, a little bit rushed because they haven’t been in a relationship for long time and this because of many issues (finding Jace, defeating Valentine, protecting the Institute by demons’ attack…) so they had not time enough to stay together and have a moment for themselves, and Magnus said this to Alec too (2x06).

Originally posted by im-malec-trash

So they finally had their first date and Alec becomes aware of the 17.000 Magnus’ lovers. By here, he feels a bit uncomfortable about this situation but, at the end, he understands that it doesn’t metter how many people Magnus has been with because they are here and now, so he decides to pursue their relationship.

Originally posted by matthew-daddario

Originally posted by shadowhunters-wonderland

In 2x07, Magnus realizes how much he really loves Alec, who give to him a gift (without he needed a particular event). Magnus also realizes Alec is really different from all his old lovers so he feels so close to him that he want to enjoy every single moment of his life with him.

Originally posted by alexanderbaens

For this reason, when Alec seems to rush into this, taking their relationship to the next step in such a short time, Magnus feels worried about it because it’s like they have not fully enjoyed all the moments spent together (Magnus is immortal so he lived for many years, centuries and for this reason he thinks that it’s a bit rushed), also because he is worried he could lose him after this “next step”. (This can be seen in his eyes in GIF 3 when Alec starts to push him unbuttoning his shirt: it’s like he thinks “I don’t wanna lose you”)

So when Alec says “You have nothing to worry about. I want this”, I thought, at first, not that Alec doesn’t respect Magnus’ feelings…. but almost (?).

But then, on second thought, I really understand that it wasn’t like this.

Originally posted by smilefortheliving

* Alec is a particular character (introvert, a person who used to follow the rules to not wrong or make mistakes and a guy ashamed of what he really is, even if only at the beginning, who has learned to accept himself and his feelings), so I understand that this is a big step for him and he decides to do it with Magnus (!). *

Originally posted by raphaelsantiago

Originally posted by ricamora-falahee

So this is a very important thing to consider. And Magnus understands this. He knows this is important for Alexander and so this is why he let Alec kiss him and let it happen. (GIF 4)

I don’t know about you guys but, I think this love story is made very well and both, Harry and Matt, interpret their own characters at best!
They are so great and I’d like them to have a never-ending (love) story!

I really don’t understand why they had to ruin PChris like that?! All the character development over the last seasons erased in a few seconds.
So you don’t wanna make Mohnstad canon? That’s okay. But why show us Chris changing, going to the Kosegruppa Christmas party with Eva (acting domestic af), talking to his best friend about his feelings for her, telling Eva about his feelings for her (he seemed sincere), having the balls to ask her ex for her favourite kind of flowers cause he wants to surprise her with something nice, hanging out with her and her friends (Eskild & Linn), always choosing Eva - just to drop EVERYTHING once he sees Emma?! A girl he knows nothing about….and isn’t she like 4 years younger than him?

If you don’t wanna make Mohnstad canon why not just show us Eva rejecting him? Chris being hurt, William realizing that his best friend has changed, being there for him and having a heart to heart….or just a beer. Why do you have to erase Chris’ development?

(Also why bother showing us all of this? You didn’t have to build it up like that and give him his own clip just to end it with “JK forget everything, he’s still only a fuckboy!”?!)


PChris deserved better.
(I’m not even a big Mohnstad shipper or a PChris stan but even I’m pissed)

Boyfriend! Kim Jonghyun

  • such a sweetie pie
  • I mean he isn’t nicknamed the nation’s leader for no reason
  • so let’s see
  • you’re a video director that works with everyone since you don’t really have one place you want to stay at yet
  • but you like working with the DPR team aka with Christian Yu aka my babe
  • anyways
  • you get an offer to work with Nu'est to direct one of their mvs and you were like
  • ‘sure, why not’
  • the mv you shot was Daybreak bcus that’s my favorite nu'est song even tho it’s only Minhyun and Jonghyun
  • the song was so good that you worked extra hard on it
  • you really liked Jonghyun’s parts and made sure to add him in where you could
  • on one of the last days of filming, Jonghyun stopped to give you a cup of coffee and a bagel
  • bcus he noticed how hard you’ve been working on their mv
  • plus you were really cute in his eyes
  • our angel leader at work again
  • you were surprised
  • you haven’t talked to him besides the one time you said hello and introduced yourselves in the beginning of filming
  • but it was a good surprise
  • somehow you guys started talking but then you noticed that you have to go finish editing the video
  • so you just gave him your number and said that you guys should maybe hang out sometime
  • you didn’t actually think he would text you
  • imagine the look on your face when you got a text message from an unknown number
  • ‘hey, it’s Jonghyun and I think you’re kind of cute’
  • like wow
  • the kim jonghyun thinks you’re cute
  • then he goes and send a message being all cheeky
  • ‘are you blushing because I think you’re blushing’
  • and you’re like
  • ‘ummm yes’
  • then you get another ding explaining
  • ‘choi minke stole my phone, in so sorry 😖’
  • and you’re just like aw because of the cute little emoji he added
  • you guys start hanging out
  • and going on little dates here and there
  • eventually he finally asks you to be his girlfriend and you say yes of course
  • okay now for what it’s actually like with boyfriend! Jonghyun
  • the sweetest lil bean and like the perfect boyfriend
  • like how does one even exist
  • always puts you before himself
  • ‘hey y/n have you ate yet?’
  • 'the real question is, have you ate yet bugi’
  • ’….let’s go eat together’
  • would tell you to do stuff but then he would do what he told you not to do and you would laugh about it together
  • 'yah, wear a jacket, it’s cold outside’
  • 'Jonghyun, where’s your jacket’
  • ’…at the house’
  • tsk
  • you guys are the cheesiest couple there is
  • like you’re the type to make the 11:11 wishes and then say that your wish was him
  • vice versa
  • all of nu'est have a soft spot for you
  • their leader takes care of them while you take care of their leader
  • in return they take care of you too
  • you know that if you ever want to buy food and Jonghyun is busy that any of the other boys will get it for you
  • wrote a rap for you once
  • it was 10/10 
  • storytime!!!!
  • so like as cheesy as it sounds he’s like your rock and vice versa
  • one day the boys called you up
  • it was a regular day too 
  • like you were at home chilling and drinking some coffee
  • when you pick up the phone you were like
  • 'hi?
  • 'y/n!!! come to the dorms asap’
  • 'um sure ????’
  • you’re confused af but comply anyways since it sounded urgent and who could turn down your Nu'est babies
  • when you get there you see all the boys but there’s one person missing
  • it’s your bf Jonghyun
  • you’re even more confused 
  • seeing your confusion aron stepped up to tell you what was going
  • 'Jonghyun hasn’t been eating and locked up in his room and we’re all worried for him’
  • 'we called you since he won’t listen to us
  • 'here’s a muffin and some orange juice, go in there and make him eat’
  • you’re just like
  • 'okay, I can do that’
  • so you carefully knock on the door and hear a soft 'leave me alone’
  • being the great person you are you ignore him and go in anyways
  • you see him facing the wall and all bundled up in the blankets
  • you closed the door behind you and left the snack and drink on his desk before you approached him
  • 'Ongi?’
  • Jonghyun was shook bcus he didn’t know you were there
  • istg he got whiplash by how fast he turned around as soon as he heard your voice
  • 'what are you doing here?’
  • you shrug and hand him the muffin
  • 'eat first’
  • 'but-’
  • you shoved the muffin in his mouth and he can’t do anything about it bcus he has a soft spot for you
  • after he ate, you handed him the orange juice and sat down next to him
  • 'so what’s wrong?’
  • 'nothing’
  • 'bullshit, tell me what’s wrong or I’m exposing you to your members’
  • cue Jonghyun’s nervous laughter
  • 'I just haven’t been feeling well’
  • you gave him a suspicious look knowing that he was probably lying but didn’t bug him about it yet
  • 'okay, cuddle with me then’
  • of course Jonghyun agrees and here you are on his bed with his head resting on your chest and his arms wrapped around you
  • you’re petting his hair and playing with it since he mentioned that made him feel better once back during the first weeks of your relationship
  • 'so do you want to tell me what’s really wrong now?’
  • eventually he just spills it all out and you end up with a crying Jonghyun and a wet shirt but that’s okay
  • you just keep listening to him and putting your input on his situation while playing with his hair
  • 'thanks y/n, you’re really the best’
  • 'it’s because I love you’
  • 'I love you too’
  • 'you should give me a kiss for listening to you’
  • Jonghyun laughs but gives you one anyways
  • please support our nation’s leader and forever love him
7 minutes of heaven

Originally posted by nctaetrash

member: kang daniel
genre: fluffy
warnings: a slightly sexual makeout at the end
summary: you’ve liked daniel for ages, when your best friend seongwoo joins the basketball team and becomes best friends with daniel, your feelings just become stronger. everything gets revealed when you end up playing 7 minutes of heaven at the basketball final afterparty
requested: yes but i am so sorry this was supposed to be a daniel basketball scenario but there was like barely any daniel & basketball i hope you still like it tho anon!

  • you and daniel already knew each other 
  • you guys became close when he dated your best friend
  • unfortunately for you, you fell for him hard when he was dating your friend, but you were never more than friends with him because you were a good friend and didn’t want to be a home wrecker 
  • but they broke up and the breakup was super messy 
  • though the whole reason why they broke up they kept it to themselves and you had no idea but you didn’t want to invade their personal space
  • so you didn’t pester them about it 
  • you guys automatically stopped talking
  • you missed him so much though
  • you missed his adorable bunny smile
  • and the way his eyes crinkled when he laughed
  • how you would guys have the best time just joking around about the most random stuff 
  • you wanted to text him, hang out and joke around with him
  • whenever he smiled your heart warmed and whenever he looked upset you felt terrible because you couldn’t comfort him
  • because even though you two were really close your best friend would be so upset if you were on “his side” which you found ridiculous but you didn’t want to upset her
  • a few months later you stopped talking to your best friend as well since you guys just grew apart because of her becoming more and more wild
  • you and daniel never properly talked to each other again
  • there were a few awkward sorrys and thank yous
  • and a few heart fluttering smiles exchanged
  • but nothing more than that
  • and it always broke your heart because you still had after all that time a massive crush on him
  • you also end up being best friends with seongwoo when you two were paired up for a science project
  • basically it was a huge fiasco since you guys were supposed to demonstrate a chemical reaction
  • you decided to do fireworks after seongwoo’s constant nagging and begging plus tbh you wanted to do them as well
  • but like you ended up buying illegal fireworks and stuff but like surprisingly you didn’t get in trouble cause your science teacher was super chill and hella lit
  • and totally dismissed the fact that fireworks without like special permission are illegal
  • anyways you guys got an A for that project
  • and ended up becoming best friends
  • there was so much teasing and joking around but like also sincere encouragements and like serious deep chats at like 2am
  • so when cocky seongwoo was actually nervous for tryouts for the basketball team you couldn’t help but think it’s adorable
  • “seongwoo i’ve never seen you sooo nervous it’s hilairious but actually though i’ve seen you play and you’re surprisingly good so don’t fret too much okay?” you say teasingly but also sincerely
  • he smiles back nervously “thanks y/n i think that’s the nicest thing you said to me all week” he says jokingly
  • “HEY! i complimented your hair the other day, wait no that was last week, whoopsie” you end with a light tone and a cute smile
  • he laughs and ruffles your hair and you frown fixing your hair up 
  • but internally you feel proud of yourself for making him laugh
  • seongwoo of course ends up getting into the team without no problem
  • the next two months past by and the basketball season was nearly coming to an end
  • you attended every single game there was and always screamed and cheered for seongwoo
  • but internally you always cheered daniel on as well
  • admiring how focused he looked while playing and how good he looked in his basketball uniform showcasing his muscular arms
  • and you always found it cute the way his face lit up and let out a sigh of relief when he scored a goal
  • he really was one of the best players on the team
  • whenever the game finishes you go to hug and congratulate seongwoo and one time you end up hugging daniel you didn’t even know how it happened
  • you felt warm arms wrap around you and strong chest, you hugged him tightly back 
  • his muscular frame making you feel so protected and safe 
  • and at that very moment you knew the place where you loved the most was in his arms
  • but then both of you realised who you were hugging
  • you quickly part and awkwardly smile at each other with your cheeks turning bright red, you quickly dash off and try to calm yourself
  • while daniel was also blushing but blamed it on the fact he just finished the game and was puffed out
  • but other than that small incident nothing really happened in between you two
  • but during those 2 months seongwoo and daniel became best friends 
  • it was always so awkward between the two of you and seongwoo picking up on the tension asked both of you what had happened
  • you explained in your point of view and daniel explained in his
  • seongwoo also figured out you two had some sort of feelings for each other but both of you never said to what extent
  • so he basically decided to play matchmaker
  • it was the final game and your school’s team won 
  • and of course daniel scored the winning goal
  • you couldn’t help but be proud of him even though you guys weren’t even friend
  • you screamed so loud when they won and sprinted to seongwoo
  • he saw you and his face was in a broad grin and when you came close enough he spun you around in a hug guys a friendly one okay i’m not creating a love triangle here
  • you were so happy for him but you didn’t notice the small frown daniel was wearing when he saw you two 
  • he thought to himself
  • of course seongwoo and y/n like each other, they’re basically perfect for each other but i wish she liked me but that wouldn’t be possible because i’m too scared to talk to her
  • he tried to be happy for seongwoo but he just couldn’t stop thinking about how sweet you were and how gorgeous you looked
  • and how he wished you were the person congratulating him and that it was him hugging you than seongwoo 
  • but he knew that after months and months of liking you that he really couldn’t get over you even if he wanted to but he’ll try anyways
  • you completely oblivious of these thoughts also wanted to congratulate him
  • but you saw him with a wide smile and surrounded by girls gushing over how amazing he was
  • him smiling brightly and flirting with them 
  • your mood dropped and your smile disappeared and you tried to ignore the ache in your heart but you still felt it
  • it was the huge winning party after their final game and everyone was playing spin the bottle for 7 minutes of heaven or kissing the person it landed on
  • you were dragged into play by seongwoo
  • “come onnnn y/n live a little!” he’d whine 
  • “no, absolutely not, i don’t want to get stuck in a small closet with a revolting guy who then tries to make a move on me, hell to the no.”
  • you state firmly but also a tiny bit of you wanted to do it
  • “if i told you daniel was also playing would you agree? you know 7 minutes in a closet with daniel who knows what will happen.” he says teasingly with a wink
  • “DUDE! SHUT UP” you shout while whacking him multiple times on the arm
  • “okay okay okay okayyyy i’m sorryyyy, don’t hit me anymore, i’m too handsome to hit” seongwoo said while raising his hands up
  • you can’t help but groan at his antics and knew that he would insist you play and you’ll end up playing
  • plus a bit of you wanted to get stuck in a closet with daniel even though you knew nothing would happen except there would be awkward silence
  • “but pleaseee join meee” seongwoo said cutely while doing aegyo for you
  • “for fuck’s sake seongwoo, you look like a messed up deformed over grown puppy dog stop” you said bluntly
  • but then you continued “fine i’ll join” 
  • “YESSS!! YO PEOPLE Y/N’S GONNA JOIN THE GAME!!”
  • you quickly sit down and your eyes instantly meet daniel’s
  • he gives you a quick quirk of the eyebrow
  • and even from that your heartbeat quickens
  • you just shrug at him and give him a shy smile
  • he smiles his adorable bunny smile back and you can’t help but blush
  • anyways minhyun spun the bottle and everyone was chanting including you “JAEHWAN JAEHWAN JAEHWAN”
  • and of course it landed on jaehwan
  • jaehwan screamed with his famous vocal cords “OH HELL NOOO I DON’T WANT TO BE KISSED BY MINHYUN I AIN’T GAY!!”
  • “you totally are” sungwoon quipped teasingly
  • “don’t lieee jaehwan you totally want to get kissed by minhyun” you add with a smirk
  • then ongniel basically did kissy faces at jaehwan
  • minhyun who was tipsy, you didn’t know how though he never drank said
  • “come onnn jaehwan i know you want me” he said seductively jokingly of course not 
  • just imagine minhyun doing this tho i would die
  • jaehwan just scrunches up his face as minhyun pecks him on the lips
  • minhyun finally realised what he’s done and cringes so much while jaehwan is screaming 
  • while all the guys are either cringing or whooping super loudly
  • “daniel it’s you next! a kiss or seven minutes of heaven?” jisung says cheerfully
  • you’re already blushing and you don’t know why but you had a gut feeling that it was going to land on you
  • daniel says with a slight blush “7 minutes of heaven”
  • he spins the bottle and seongwoo being the cheeky little shit he is
  • tugs the rugs so it stops exactly in front of you this is skills y’all
  • announces super loudly and quickly before anyone says anything about him tugging the rug
  • “Y/N AND DANIEL INTO THE CLOSET” 
  • you and daniel look at each other with a mixture of mortification, embarrassment and just complete nervousness
  • you both enter the closet and you hear sungwoon loudly say
  • “7 MINUTES STARTS NOW!!”
  • you both entered the closet and you realise there was no space
  • you literally were leaning against daniel, you could feel his warm body next to yours and your cheeks couldn’t help but heat up
  • daniel was super nervous but also super happy since he hasn’t been this close to you for a long time 
  • you two face each other and you admire his chocolate brown eyes and his soft pink lips which you hate to admit but you wanted to kiss so bad
  • you saw his gaze flutter down to your lips and back up to your eyes
  • your heart beats super quickly knowing he was thinking about kissing you
  • there was an awkward silence for a few moments until he says softly to you
  • “hey how are you? we haven’t talked in a while”
  • “i’m okay i guess and yeah we haven’t really talked since the breakup” you say gently and without stuttering, you felt proud of yourself for not stuttering but you knew you were bright red
  • “oh right, i’m really sorry for kinda just stop talking to you after that but i’m sure (ex best friend’s name) explained to you why” he said sheepishly and he was also unconsciously biting his lip
  • making you think things you really shouldn’t and just shooting up your desire of kissing him right up the roof
  • you focus back to the topic and stop 
  • “no she never did” you say confused
  • “wait actually???” daniel said shocked
  • “nope, i get if it’s too personal and it’s all over now but could you tell me why?” you say shyly
  • “uh-uh-uh umm” he stuttered looking anywhere but at you
  • he then continues “well i broke up with (ex best friend’s name) because i liked you, y/n, and i guess i still do now but like i know you and seongwoo are a thing so it really doesn’t matter anymore and like i know this might be super awkward for you so i’m really sorry”
  • he said super disappointed 
  • your eyes widen and your mouth drops as you hear that you completely freeze up trying to process the fact that daniel actually LIKES YOU??!!
  • then you feel like you’re bursting with happiness and you don’t realise what you do but you basically jump into daniel’s arms
  • he’s so surprised but also confused because he’s not sure whether this means you like him or not but a bit of hope ignites in him
  • you lay your head on his shoulder taking his comforting scent in and snuggle into the crook of his neck
  • and you sweetly say in a giddy tone “daniel i like you too i have for months and months and months. I never said anything but i fell for you when you were dating (ex best friend’s name). i’ve liked you ever since then. plus me and seongwoo aren’t a thing we never were he’s my best friend and that’s it. you know that seongwoo knows that i like you?”
  • he faces you with a look of pure happiness and exclaims 
  • “actually?! he knows i like you too! that prat he should of just told me, he just had to make things complicated.” he says sweetly at first 
  • but i’m so happy do you know how much i’ve wanted to hear those words.” he says in a low raspy tone slightly seductive 
  • with your noses touching now and you don’t even know what came over you but you whisper in his ear seductively “i have an idea”
  • suddenly daniel captures your lips with his and you wrap your arms around his neck 
  • his kisses were lustful, passionate but also sweet
  • it was the perfect mixture of sexy and sweet just like him
  • his hands instead of holding your hips to hold you up goes down to your ass and he lightly squeezes it
  • you run your hands through his messy brown hair enjoying every single sensation of you kissing him
  • he lightly nibbles your neck giving you tiny hickeys making you moan a little and before you know it he passionately makes out with you again 
  • you hear someone shout “TIME’S UP!!”
  • the closet door opens and you automatically break apart and daniel sets you down lightly
  • with your top a bit astray showing a bit of your bra, his hair messed up and one of his buttons undone, everyone could tell something went on
  • everyone basically said “ooooooo did you guys get it onnnnnnn??” 
  • you both are blushing profusely trying to fix up your appearance  
  • not saying anything because everyone is just smirking at you two
  • you feel so embarrassed but at the same time delighted that daniel reciprocates your feelings 
  • you’re also so surprised with yourself because you’re never like that and definitely not the one to initiate stuff like it
  • and of course your embarrassment worsens when seongwoo basically screams so the whole party can hear
  • “HOLY SHIT Y/N YOU HAVE HICKEYS!!!????? DAMN DANIEL YOU GOT SOME MOVES MY BOY!” 
  • you blush so hard and you quickly try to cover them up and when you fail you just have your head in your hands
  • while seongwoo puts his arm around daniel winking while daniel just groans and shoves him off 
  • jisung looking at you two and deciding to take pity on you two announces “EVERYONE CHOP CHOP WE DON’T HAVE A LOT OF TIME IT’S SEONGWOO’S TURN!!”
  • seongwoo automatically focuses on himself lol same tho and says cockily “ladiesss be prepared to be swept off your feet”
  • then he actually ends up landing on jihoon and kisses him while doing sexy aegyo
  • you smile at jisung gratefully and you thank him as he gives you a quick hug and he just says no problem and goes back to the game
  • jisung is such a sweetheart and so underrated i love him sm
  • you feel an arm gently wrap around your shoulders and you see daniel smiling at you
  • your heart flutters and you smile shyly back at him and he gently whispers in your ear which makes you blush beetroot red but you end up giving him a small kiss in return for him saying
  • “that really was my 7 minutes in heaven”

ahhh shit this was super rushed so apologies i also made this like more sexual than usual but not too far so i’m sorry for people who did not like it, please tell me if you want me to or not include these sort of scenes for my future scenarios. this was a lot of fun to write though sorry it took so long i had a bit of a writers block ALSO TONS OF ASSESSMENTS AND TESTS cri i hate school. anyways as always PLEASE SEND ME A MESSAGE OR AN ANON MESSAGE to just chat, feedback but apologies no requests :((

THANK YOU FOR READING!!!

p.s. there was a lot of seongwoo cause he’s my bias wrecker and i love him sm 

Värvet pod with Bill Skarsgard.

Bill Skarsgard, 27 years old and already spot on as an actor. It’s not news that Bill Skarsgard is a flaming hot name in Hollywood. Now he’s on the big screen in over 70 countries worldwide. He has walked the old path to a great career, from smaller jobs that developed into bigger ones. Bill has before IT gotten smaller attention in the media. He’s born 1990, fourth child of Stellan Skarsgard. It’s been seven years since his debut in Simple Sinom and Behind blue skies. In 2013 he got his first international role in Hemlock Grove. He’s in Sweden to promote his new upcoming movie IT.

Kristoffer: Talk.

Bill: Hello, Hello, can you hear me?

K: Yes I can hear you perfectly.

B: Little to good maybe.

K: You’re good.

*Laughing*

K: Where are we?

B: We’re at The Grand Hotel.

K: Yes that’s right, how are you?
B: I’m good,very good. I currently at my third cup of coffee for the day.

K: Well, now you’ve been acting for such a long period of time, yet you’ve only had this amount of attention these past 4 years.
B: I don’t think I’ve ever had this amount of attention before. It a new feeling however ti’s a movie that’s got a worldwide interest which is a rather odd feeling.

K: How does it feel, I mean it’s a part of your job?
B: It’s surreal. So many people interested in the movie, for example Dwayne ’The Rock’ Johnson the muscle guy in Fast and Furious posted a picture of Pennywise and wrote that it was his favorit movie, the directors and actors are great and that Bill Skarsgard is a great Pennywise. It’s absurd since he got over 90 Million followers. Plus the movie is out now in the US.

K: Do you enjoy it? The attention.
B: I don’t know. I like the experience, it’s fun and all that yet I can’t say I’m someone who enjoys or finds it necessary to get all the attention. I like to separate my private life and my professional acting life. Like I don’t have the need for Twitter and Instagram.

K: Yet you’re active on social media right?
B: No.

K: So you have other people doing it for you then?
B: No, there’s no one doing that or what do you mean?

K: Because I’m following you all those platforms you just mentioned. Or I thought I did.
B: Really? But no, that’s not me. I know that there’s is Twitter accounts that claiming to be me and then there’s fan accounts but they’ve made it very clear that they’re only fan accounts. However I’m not so sure what to do about that. I’ve thought about creating an account so people would know the truth like even you believe that those accounts were real.

K: Okay because it says ’Sorry for being so bad at posting here, I’m using my Instagram more’ which makes it rather believable.
B: I think it’s rather creepy. *Laughs*

K: For me it’s huge that you been sitting next to Jimmy Kimmel as a guest, how did it feel?
B: Absurd. I thought what am I supposed to do on an american talkshow for the first time. Who am I supposed to be? That nice, relaxed and perfect actor, being THE moviestar or that awkward, mystical artist. It’s the question about who you present yourself to an audience. Beforehand I had some ideas. Who are you supposed to be infront of an audience at Jimmy Kimmel. I was told a few week before that I was going to be on Jimmy Kimmel and got terrified, fun and surreal. As time passed I got calm since being on Jimmy Kimmel is just like doing any other interview I do all the time. However not to make this story longer than it has to be I got there and they guided me into this greenroom with my agents and managers to get ready. As I’m getting ready there’s this screen with the show on so I’m sitting there, getting my make up ready and Jimmy suddenly said ’Tonights guest is Bill Skarsgard from IT’. When I heard that it was such a bizarre feeling, like there’s one of those glitches in Matrix, he’s not supposed to say my name. Then someone walks inside and says that it’s my turn before guiding me into this room which is not bigger than a wardrobe with a big door. They explain to me what’s going to happen, that Jimmy will say a few things before the door opens before they leaved me alone in there. However I think they did that a little too early since I probably stood there for about 2 minutes as the show is ongoing outside that big door. When I finally walked out and me Jimmy for the first time I wanted to say that ”This feels like a glitch in Matrix” however he just says ”Hi you’re from Sweden how’s that?” and I’m just like ”Ehm, yeah it’s good,” which made him smile. Then I realized that I have no control over this what so ever, all I need is to keep up with him thought out the interview.

K: So you didn’t know what he would say beforehand?
B: Yes, before meeting him I had a smaller interview with the team and project leaders told me that Jimmy would talk about my Swedish origin in the beginning.

K: Then the question is, which Bill Skarsgard did we see on Jimmy Kimmel?
B: I have to say myself. When I had thought about it, it felt better to just be myself. I didn’t feel like being someone I’m not. Yet it’s a pretty deep question who you are when you really think about it.

K: Now you’ve been working over there for about five years now, I know that when you first got there you got a language coach. As a guest on Jimmy Kimmel, did you feel nervous about letting your Swedish tongue slip through?
B: No, I’ve been over there for such a long time now. I think I’ve even reached that point where it feels easier to express myself in English than in Swedish or at least it takes some time to switch to Swedish when I return home. As I said it’s because I’ve been there for such a long time, I have been doing a lot of interviews, jobs and not to mention I have very close friends there as well.

K: Amazing, I actually spoke to a close friend that moved to New York and told him that he’s like a whole new person when he’s speaking English. When he speaks Swedish he this very self-contained which is the total opposite when he’s speaking English, then he’s all flirty and such.
B: Really?
K: Yes
B: Did you notice that or did he tell you?
K: I noticed it yet I don’t know if he agrees with me. So my question is do you feel like you’re different when you’re speaking English?
B: I don’t think so. Swedish people are one of the best English speakers from non english speaking countries, as well as Holland. Like you don’t have to learn Swedish to talk to a swede, you can speak English to anyone. However when you’re in a country or in a group with English as their native language then you might feel a little restrained since you can tell jokes in the same way and when you try to tell a story or so it get’s all confusing. For me I had that feeling when I was younger however I think I’ve developed so much and I don’t feel restrained when I’m speaking which is amazing.

K: Have you listened to Värvet before?
B: A little yet I don’t listen a lot on radio. You do podcasts as well right?
K: This is a podcast.
B: See, I can’t tell.

K: I usually got more time to interview my guests so let’s get to it. You’re Pennywise in IT, this might sound odd, but is Pennywise a main character?
B: Ehm.. I wouldn’t say that. I am the titel roll, but the shark in Jaws is not the main character (In Swedish is: Hajen in Hajen.)
K: The shark didn’t won an Oscar.
B: Or the T-rex in Jurassic Park. I’m doing the iconic character but no the main.

K: Your career in America has gone by fast, how do you feel about it?
B: No, I don’t know if I feel that way. The first international project I ever did was Hemlock Grove over five years ago. I’m 27 now so five years is a pretty long period of time. I’m a whole new person now than I was back then yet I won’t be a new person in five years. The age 22-27 there’s a log going on and you develop as a human being. So my career since my first job till now have been a long one.

K: The most difficult times?
B: In life or?
K: These years, but yeah sure.
B: I don’t know. When I first read the scrip to Hemlock Grove I loved the pilot. I thought that it would be an interesting project with a script I loved, the words were amazing and the writer whose one of my best friends today. However I didn’t know him then. Sadly I got to see what the industry can do to a project. It didn’t develop in the direction I thought it would, there was a lot of politics surrounding it. It was rather odd for me because when you work with movies or series, in Sweden you have a director who’s written the script him/herself and is fully in charge. In the end of Hemlock Groveit felt like no one or everyone were in charge. Then suddenly they changed the writer and practically everyone else before season 2-3. It went from a character I loved to someone who said things I didn’t like and the story was not what I expected. The last year in Toronto with a temperature about 20 below zero. I’ve never faced such a chilly climate and I’m from Stockholm, however then it felt like my character where in the hands of others. As the result of that I lived a very destructive life with Landon who also starring in Hemlock Grove.

K: You’ve said that before, living destructively, what do you mean? Drugs and alcohol?
B: Well, the destructive part is that you don’t care for yourself. Some people might never leave the bed but I’m not like that. I got myself into destructive relationships in one way or another. I wouldn’t call it depression since it’s something completely different and way more serious. Maybe more aggression. Yet when I look back those years were very formative for me. I got a lot of experience about the industry, everything behind it, politics and how I react to it. I wouldn’t change it for anything.
K: Yet you’re not proud of the outcome of the product?
B: People like the series and it got some charm to it. A few things are nice yet for me it’s more about my own personal journey. The series were based on a book I liked, then people who shouldn’t be involved with the creative process joined the production.
K: Then you shouldn’t work with advertising, that happens everyday.
B: I can see that.
K: You said you didn’t do anything else after that for about six months.
B: Correct.
K: How do you feel about that?
B: I don’t know. As an actor you get a lot of free time, between jobs you’re unemployed. I like free time when you got a job but I dislike being unemployed since I don’t know when or if I’m getting my next job. It’s rather stressful.

K: How do you deal with that?
B: I don’t know. I’m trying to keep myself occupied, trying to develop my own things.
K: Are you writing something on your own?
B: Yes, I’ve started recently since I find it rather intriguing. I don’t like the passiveness in being an actor, you always rely on other people thing about you. It makes you feel helpless which I don’t like. That’s why I want to create things on my own. Now I need to find a script I like, then I have to fit to the script to get a chance to go to an audition so I can try to convince them that I can do it.
K: Can you say anything about what you’re writing?
B: Yes, I’m writing a script to a short film. I’m taking small steps to get to where I want in the future, to direct as well.
K: I wanted to avoid to talk about your family, however it feel like you’re the only one doing that out of everyone whose acting.
B: No, Gustaf and Alexander has written and even directed a few things.
K: Oh sorry for my lack of information.
B: Everyone has different needs. My father has never directed even if I think he would be amazing at doing so but he doesn’t have that need.

K: You’re literally the it actor now. How do you managing with that?
B: I’ve got one agent and manager in the US. They are very good at doing business over there. I only pay my agents when I’ve been given a job. They are extremely good at their job, woking to get the job, build an interest around me, making sure that job open other doors to more interesting productions for me.
K: What are you aiming for?
B: I want my acting to become something I can work with my whole life. I don’t want to end up at Marvel, DC or the other popcorn movies. I don’t have an interest in that. I want to establish myself, work with interesting and inspiring parts. What’s motivating me is opening new doors and meet new people.

K: Are you allowed to tell what you earn with a movie like IT?
B: Ehm no… Well I’m allowed to but I don’t like to talk about it.

K: I have to say that I know a certain child who accidentally stumbled upon the IT trailer which has given me a few sleepless nights.
B: And how did this certain someone see it?
K: On YouTube.
B: Did you show it?
K: No, he/she found it.
B: You have to be careful. You can say you’ve met me and that it’s not real.
K: Before he/she went to bed I said that IT lives in the US and that it’s not real before asking what sounded more reliable and got the answer that it wasn’t real.
B: That’s good.

K: We talked about language. I think its difficult to tell when for example Swedish shines through in the accent, it only happens a few times that I notice it. Is it easier to act on English in productions? Now since you gotten more used to the language.
B: First of all it’s more difficult to act when you don’t fully master the language. I will never be able to speak a language as good as the one with the language as their mother tongue. In Swedish you can quickly hear when it’s false or if it sounds strange, stressed words. The better you master a language the better you are able to deliver the lines. Yet you can deliver a line perfectly however the melody or how you say it can destroy it. Sometimes when people from english speaking countries watch Swedish movies they can say ”That was a good actor,” because they can see the feeling behind the lines they don’t understan.
K: Maybe that’s why Wallander has reached such success internationally even if Krister Henriksson isn’t proud over the movies.

K: What are you doing at the moment?
B: Filming for Hulu. I don’t think we got Hulu in sweden, the big companies are Netflix, Amazon and Hulu and probably in that order as well. Hulu made The Handmaiden’s Tale which was viewable on HBO Nordic. However the series is called Castle Black and Stephen King is exclusive producer.
K: He likes you.
B: *Laughs* At least the ones behind the project likes me. However Castle Black is a city that’s reoccurring in King’s books. I’m not allowed to say anything yet there’s a new story in each season and I’m in the first one. I’m leaving on Monday for Boston. It’s a fun, interesting character and different from what I’ve done before but it’s still a scary theme.
K: Typecasting, does that ever worry you?
B: I don’t know. I think as an actor you need to work against your type, making sure you’re not working with the same thing over and over, to get new challenges. With that said I like dark characters, stories which I have nothing against. It inspires me.

K: Have you met Stephen King?
B: No.
K: I saw an interview with him where he says that he liked you as IT.
B: Yes, he likes the movie which it rather unusual since he’s rather difficult to impress. If he likes something, he will say it. If he doesn’t like something he will say it. But for him to say that he likes it means very much for everyone involved.

K: In previous interviews you’ve said that you don’t have a home. Do you?
B: No.
K: What do you want right now?
B: My girlfriend and I are looking for places in Stockholm right now even if I probably won’t be there as much. I don’t own anything and I never had so it’s about time. Stockholm will always be my home even if I live somewhere else.

K: Do you want to recommend something?
B: I’ve been listening to Sam Harris podcast named The Waking Up Call. There are interesting guests and you will enjoy it if you like politics, science and essential issues. I don’t agree with everything he says but there are good discussions.
K: Who do you think I should interview on Värvet?
B: I’m not good at this… I don’t know.
K: It’s okay, I need to take a picture with you know before time is up. Thank you so much for this interview.


I translated this interview/podcast rather quickly. I tried to pick up everything. Hopefully you’ll enjoy it, english is not my native langue so I apologize for any grammatical errors. I’ve never done this before either!

the signs as questionable lessons i learned rewatching “teen titans”
  • ARIES: “Don’t judge a book by its cover. Or by its content, either. In fact, you should just never judge books, period, because if you read any of them, ever, you’re probably being manipulated by an evil dragon-wizard.” (“Spellbound” — season 3, ep 6.)
  • TAURUS: “If you ever get separated from your friends in an unfamiliar environment, don’t go looking for them because it will probably get you killed. Instead, stay where you are and get the royal treatment from small creatures who worship you for simply existing.” (“Stranded” — season 4, ep 8.)
  • GEMINI: “Life lessons are totally pointless. Let’s just go get pizza?” (“Episode 297-494, OR: Don’t Touch That Dial” — season 4, ep 1.)
  • CANCER: “Always pay attention to your friends, or else they will be kidnapped by aliens and turned into pets.” (“Every Dog Has His Day” — season 2, ep 2.)
  • LEO: “When facing insurmountable odds, the best plans are hope and the power of friendship. But if you can’t make those work on your own, then magic, explosives, and giant axes are fine.” (“The End, pt. 3” — season 4, ep 13.)
  • VIRGO: “You should always do research into what foods are good and bad for your pets, or they will grow to enormous size and be turned into adorable murder-beasts by supervillains.” (“Can I Keep Him?”— season 3, ep 10.)
  • LIBRA: “When you’re scared, don’t repress your feelings or else you will make horrific eldritch monsters manifest themselves and try to kill your friends.” (“Fear Itself”— season 2, ep 5.)
  • SCORPIO: “Taking a new person in your life to prom and holding your city hostage with giant bugs of doom will probably get you punched in the face. But it will also make your datemate feel sorry that they dumped you, so it’s probably worth it.” (“Date With Destiny” — season 2, ep 6.)
  • SAGITTARIUS: “All you need to succeed in life is friendship, enthusiasm, and occasionally weaponized flying squirrels.” (“Revolution” — season 3, ep 7.)
  • CAPRICORN: “Digital piracy is evil and implicating your friends in it will make them hallucinate, attempt to eat stop signs and destroy all computers in a 100-mile radius, and think you are a talking pineapple.” (“Crash” — season 3, ep 4.)
  • AQUARIUS: “If your boss has trouble learning your name and doesn’t answer all of your questions, all the time, it’s probably because they’re actually sentient super-powered tofu from outer space.” (“Employee Of The Month” — season 4, ep 5.)
  • PISCES: “If your older sibling ever gives you presents and starts being nice to your friends, it’s probably because they’re trying to ruin your life. Also, they’re probably an intergalactic criminal now, or something.” (“Sisters” — season 1, ep 2.)
Cursed Child Scorbus Rec List

This really has become more of an index than a rec list, with categories of: 

Full length chaptered stories, Series, arcs, collections and short chaptered stories, Atmospheric, poetic, ficlets and drabbles, Pre-slash, Fluff, Established relationships, Flangst, Dark Angst, Humor, Holidays, Coming Out, Smut, Fix-Its/Re-Writes, and AUs

Last time I counted there were over 200 fics on here!

Basically my requirements for this list are:
Is it Cursed Child compliant, in the CC universe or do the characterizations feel close enough to CC?
No disturbing side-pairings or themes (i.e. no dub-con, abuse, drug use, infidelity or major character death. Exceptions will have warnings.)
Is it decently written, easy enough to understand and not cringe-worthy?
Did it make me smile or feel things?
Have I actually read it?

There are many stories, especially multi-chapters and WIPs, that I haven’t gotten around to yet, so this list is mostly made up of one-shots. It is my New Year’s resolution to read longer works. Feel free to add your recommendations in your reblog! Happy Holidays you wonderful little fandom! 

Note: I have categorized these fairly loosely. Some fics may fit into more than one category, but I don’t list them twice unless they are individual parts of an arc. The first section is uncategorized. They are a few of my faves, though I definitely have favorites in other categories like atmospheric and fluff, however these ones seemed slightly more complex and are a bit longer. So consider this category…


A Good Place to Start

*Best Mates- picascribit

“You deserve to be with someone who really likes you. Who thinks you’re brilliant.“

Scorpius grinned. “I’ve got you for that.”

One of the first Albus/Scorpius stories I read after CC, and still one of my favorites. This is Part 1 of Pica’s Scorbus Arc, but it is perfect as a stand-alone. The stories do get more mature.

*The First Date- rainystreetlights

“Still under the impression that you should have been the first to get a girlfriend eh? What can I say… Ladies love me.”

“Ladies tolerate you.”

‘One-Shot set in Albus and Scorpius’ sixth year at Hogwarts. When Rose doesn’t show up, Albus and Scorpius end up going on an accidental first date. Pure Scorpius and Albus fluff. Awkward conversations and a lot of strange situations’.

I love this so much. This author has seen the play and it shows. Her characterizations and dialogue are so spot on. So awkward, adorable and heartfelt!

*The Ball- torestoreamends

‘A ball is being held at Hogwarts to celebrate the end of fifth and seventh year exams. Scorpius has agreed to go with Rose, and Albus shouldn’t be as upset about that as he is. Dancing, fancy robes, obliviousness, and a small sprinkling of brotherly advice ensue.’

This is so gorgeous. Just her description of the robes slayed me. Read everything by torestoreamends!

*Seasons- starlightpeddlar

‘From the moment Scorpius and Albus get on the Hogwarts Express for their fifth year, things start to change. Albus starts to gain confidence both in the classroom and out of it, and Scorpius’ realization that he has greater feelings for his best friend threatens to leave him more alone than he’d ever imagined’.

Wonderful four chapter prequel to ‘Quietly’. Quietly is quite long and intense, but this is a nice getting together story, though it is still quite meaty and introduces important themes for the series.

*Put Your Guns Away Its Tea Time- frombluetored

‘Ginny Potter estimates it will only take three days into the Weasley-Potter family holiday for Albus to act on his feelings for his best friend. Albus estimates it will only take three days for him to die of embarrassment. And Scorpius, well. Scorpius is just glad to be there with Albus in the first place.’

I love this so much! The characters are so spot on and we get to see other Next Gen kids as well as all the grown up characters we love. Come for the Scorbus, stay for Ginny and the whole Weasley clan.

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anonymous asked:

keiths biggest fear being feelings makes me want to bawl my eyes out lmao

oh boy, you and me both anon.

i understand where he’s coming from though, seeing as though he lived a pretty tough life to begin with and feelings will just be an inconvenience for him. he’s too busy focused on surviving and depending on himself to get him through the toughest obstacles…

(this gets a bit long so i put the rest under a readmore)

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