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Good Things™ in The Lightning Thief cast recording
  • “yEah, the gods are real [BEAT] and they have kids [BEAT] and those kids have isSUESSSSSSS”
  • “look….. I didn’t wanna be a halfblood” (!!!)
  • “but my life? HMM
  • when grover just straight up baas and then pretends that nothing happened
  • “she threw a peanut butter sandwich at you. I blocked it, with my head”
  • “………that’s dedicated for a substitute”
  • just all the blue food references in Strong
  • “oh look, a strange man in a Hawaiian shirt”
  • “you drool when you sleep” (!!!)
  • “for me, not for you, yOU’D BE DEAD”
  • “who am I to give relationship advice I’m literally the god of alcohol”
  • “another terrible daaaaaay” “MR BRUNNER” “at camp half blood-” “YOU’RE A HORSE” “where everythiiiing’s the worst” “WHAT IS HAPPENING”
  • “I need a drink”
  • “welcome to the dysfunctional family”
  • “it’s gonna be bloody murder she wrote
  • “you know what to do.” “yup. hide in a tree!”
  • “PLANTING AND PLANTING AND PLANTING’S A PAIN”
  • grover crying in the background after he sings about pan
  • “my father is kronos…….. remember my lecture he ate he his children” …. “chiron wins”
  • everyone’s singing about how shitty their parents are and percy just starts singing about how much he loves his mum
  • actual chills as the oracle sings the prophecy
  • ALL of Good Kid
  • “I’ll be the first” “aND I’LL BE THE SECOND FIRST!!!”
  • every time Annabeth says seaweed brain
  • “demon triplet math teachers”
  • “all our food was in there all our clothes were in there aLL OUR FOOD WAS IN THERE”
  • “I don’t wanna die in the Garden State!”
  • Grover talking to the squirrel
  • “that seems kinda,, nuts” ……….. “you hurt his feelings”
  • “aww is that a chihuahua?” “IT’S A CHIMERA”
  • THE DAM JOKES
  • BIANCA DI ANGELO’S TINY CAMEO AT THE LOTUS HOTEL
  • all of The Tree on The Hill holy shit
  • “maybe doesn’t let me go back and save her”
  • “it’s there reminding me of all I failed to be”
  • “do you have any josh groban?” “we will,, eventually”
  • “who has two turntables and three sick heads??? everybody give it up for DJ CERBERUS!”
  • “plus a half-goat with a great goatee!”
  • “you’re the two best friends this screw-up’s ever had”
  • every time Mr D gets Percy’s name wrong
  • the moment in Last Day of Summer that Percy realises Luke betrayed him
  • “don’t feel bad bc I’m usually about to die”
BNHA Pool Headcanons
  • The first summer that the students spent in the dorms, all of them immediately had the idea for a pool party. It took some convincing to get Todoroki, Iida, and Kaminari (for obvious reasons) to go along with the idea, but eventually all of Class 1-A, 1-B, a few friends from the sports festival, and The Big Three to go.
  • Because U.A. doesn’t have a pool that’s really suited to swim in (and neither of them want to use the sick water slide at the USJ due to bad memories), they have to convince Aizawa to let them do it.
    • Spoiler: Aizawa says no initially. It takes Yaoyorozu and a long winded speech for him to begrudgingly agree to it. He makes Present Mic go ask Nedzu permission for a fun field trip, and Mic passes this duty onto All Might.
  • Once everything is in order, the students are allowed one day at the pool with Aizawa, Mic, and All Might all chaperoning. A family vacation can be three dads and 50 kids.
  • Once they arrive to this pool facility, three students immediately go in for the cannonball: Kirishima, Togata, and Tetsutetsu (who sinks to the bottom of the pool and Kirishima has to go get him).
  • The goth squad™ (Jirou, Amajiki, Tokoyami, and Shouji) all find a giant umbrella to sit under so they don’t get sunburn. Aizawa ends up joining them since he also wants to avoid the sun.
    • Amajiki gets dragged out by Togata and Hadou though, so he’s in the water eventually.
  • Aizawa can’t swim, so All Might and Present Mic are the ones responsible for saving children. (Aizawa gets put on snack duty).
  • Midoriya makes it his personal mission to make sure everyone is having a good time, and therefore he spends most of the time watching over Iida and Todoroki (who both need to loosen up).
  • Yaoyorozu makes pool floaties for everyone and gives a special frog float to Asui. She also makes goggles for people and some covers for Iida’s engines.
  • Uraraka and Ashido spend their time playing pool games, and Hagakure joins in. Eventually the girls get everyone to Marco Polo.
    • Monoma cheats. Hard. He jumps out of the pool any time the person that’s “it” gets near him. All the rest of the players try to point this out, but he’s back in the pool before he’s caught. Sneaky.
    • Shinsou also “cheats,” singling out Midoriya each time and making him freeze so he can tag him. Midoriya doesn’t actually mind though.
  • Everyone is allowed to DJ at least two songs unless their music taste is superb. Jirou, Uraraka, Sato, and Aoyama have the best taste in music. Bakugo, Tsunotori, and Sero have the worst taste in music.
  • Speaking of Bakugo, guess which Class 1-A member begins the trend of playing chicken? It’s him, and he climbed right on Kirishima’s shoulders and charged at Kaminari, who in turn scrambled onto Sero’s shoulders.
  • All Might was tasked with breaking this up, as several of the boys joined in, including Todoroki and Midoriya. This was a failed task, as All Might lifts up Uraraka and they become unstoppable.
  • At the end of the day, they all scramble onto the bus, mostly sunburnt and tired. The one who had the most fun that day was Asui, as she finally got to spend time doing something she loved. Iida was also a top contender, but he will never admit that he had that much fun goofing off with his classmates.
  • All the students pass out in the dorm common room, and Aizawa just turns the light off and lets them sleep.
Things that Yuri Plisetsky does on his birthday
  • wakes up later than usually and goes to the kitchen to angrily remind Yakov and Lila that he’s not doing anything today because it’s his birthday (not like he mentioned it about 500 times this week)
  • his 16th birthday so he’s practically an adult now and they can kiss his ass (maybe he says that in other words. or not)
  • reads a super nice text from Yuuko, a short message from Otabek with “so you have birthday today or not” and asking if they may talk later and then some really weird and creepy yet amusing posts on Yurio’s Angels forum
  • eats a big and against athlete’s diet breakfast that said Yakov and Lila prepared for him totally not because it’s his birthday or anything
  • gives a new toy to his cat since he doesn’t know when the cat’s birthday is anyway so they may celebrate together
  • shuts the front door in Victor’s and Yuuri faces after they start to sing him “happy birthday” in Russian
  • dies from embarrassment
  • lets them in only because they seem to carry a lot of birthdays presents with them
  • complains about every single one but when Victor offers to return them to store almost breaks his arm
  • goes to rink because Worlds still are coming and he needs to wipe these idiots out there
  • is lifted by Mila 16 times because of some weird tradition she heard of
  • swears to kill anyone who publishes a video of that on Instagram
  • skates a bit for fun
  • gets super excited seeing his grandpa watching him from the side
  • (it was a surprise that he’ll come to St Petersburg, Yakov paid for tickets)
  • eats katsudon pirozhki with his grandpa
  • shares some with anyone on rink too and they show him the super big cake they bought for him
  • eats a lot of cake telling them all how disgusting they are
  • shows his favourite places in St Petersburg to his grandpa and drinks some hot wine from him (he hates its taste but he’s almost an adult ok)
  • makes grandpa stay with him one more week
  • comes back home only to call Otabek immediately
  • tells his best friend how he’s birthday’s weren’t so bad even with all those self-absorbed morons around
  • gets excited when Otabek says he has something for him too
  • though he plays it cool
  • but then dies again realising this is a link to an actual playlist made only for him with songs produced by DJ Altin™ 
  • goes to sleep after listening to it about 17 times and calling Otabek to say it pretty decent
  • “best birthday of my life” he mutters to his cat before falling asleep
Reasons The Duel is quite possibly the best musical theatre song of all time

-funky percussion in the beginning
-Lucas being super sarcastic on “yes……charming”
- The cLUHb
-drink drink gonna drink tonight gonna drink tonight gonna drink gonna drink gonna drink tonight
- The little hop Nick does on that line
- The gritty EDM bass
- The ensemble runs out in rave clothes and there’s STROBE LIGHTS
-all of the edm is so good
- the ad libs
-DJ Andrey (Bolkonsky) 3000 rockin out in Pierre’s salon
-“CORPULENCE (corpulence!)”
- when everyone comes in on “then I feel a pleasant warmth in my body, a sentimental attachment to my fellow man”
-various debaucherous activities all over the theatre
-glow sticks and light up costume pieces
-Anatole just wants to be a duck just…let him be a duck
- and that part GOES SO HARD
-Pierre’s existential crisis!
-HERE’S TO THE HEALTH OF MARRIED WOMEN (screams)
-Alex Gibson vogueing on his back and moaning
-Josh Canfields entire outfit
-Marya becomes Katya (The Leather Suit™)
-“SO I SHALL BE KILLED, WHAT IS IT TO YOU”
-“uuoOOOAHHHHHHH this is horribly stupid”
-“RAZ, DVA, TRI,” the bass underneath it and the sick beat that follows
- when Pierre just stands there for like 10 minutes then pats himself a bit cause he’s surprised he’s still alive
-“what can I say? it’s a gift” and the hint of kuragincest (ew)
-“sleep it off and be happy we live to love another day”

Desire (Minhyuk x Reader)

Admin: Candi
Request: “A smutty scenario with MONSTA X’s Minhyuk please (; - anon”
Fandom: Monsta X
Member/reader: Minhyuk x Reader
Genre/warning(s): smut, alcohol, masturbation
Words: 3.1k
Authors note: Y E S QUEEN, Minhyuk smut was a dream request for me. I know he’s all happy and all about that sunshine life but I honestly feel like he’d be so kinky in bed. Members said he’s the most perverted out of all of them so yesssss. Minhyuk snatched me so hard. Mimi and I have a problem where we can’t pick a bias from Monsta X so we just say all of them are our biases lmao.

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“The first thing that hit me about the Cavern was, “There’s no light – how can I take pictures in this place?” I held the camera at 1/15th of a second - I don’t think there are many pictures taken without flash in the Cavern. […]

“People seem to make it all very complicated but it’s all really very simple – I just happened to be there.”

[Michael Ward, A Day In The Life: Photographs of The Beatles by Michael Ward]

Some of Michael Ward’s amazing photos of the Beatles rehearsing and performing in the Cavern Club, Liverpool, on the 19th February, 1963. He’d been hired by Honey magazine to travel to Liverpool and photograph The Beatles, a band he’d never heard of. These could well be the last photos of the Beatles at the Cavern Club, they would only play there twice more - once in April 1963 and once in August 1963. 

This was the first Beatles Cavern Club appearance for two weeks, also the day it was announced to the Cavern Club audience that Please Please Me had gone to number one in the charts. It was met with mixed reactions. 

The news that [Please Please Me] had topped the singles charts in the New Musical Express and Disc magazines was announced from the stage by the Cavern’s DJ Bob Wooler.

Wooler read out a telegram to The Beatles by their manager Brian Epstein, sent c/o the Cavern Club. As he announced the news of Please Please Me’s success, the audience went quiet. They sensed that The Beatles were no longer their secret. The Beatles, meanwhile, already knew that they were number one.

Also on the bill at the Cavern were Lee Curtis and the All Stars, The Pathfinders, and Freddie Starr and the Midnighters. And in the crowd for The Beatles’ set was Pete Best, drummer at the time for the All Stars, although both he and The Beatles were at pains to avoid an encounter with one another. It was the last time The Beatles set eyes on Best.

[BeatlesBible.com]

Pics: Michael Ward.

The Marauders: Three Things Each

James Potter
•Mother hen to e v e r y o n e. It doesn’t matter if you’re his best friend or some random person who fell in the hallway, James Potter is now your mum and you can’t do anything about it
•somehow knows exactly what everyone in the Gryffindor house’s favorite food is and gets the house elves to serve it every year on their birthday without fail
•a mommas boy both to his actual mother (she tucked him in every time he was home without fail) and to McGonagall, who he’d have tea with occasionally to talk about quidditch, transfiguration, and his friends (including lily). These talks were a big reason why the boys were able to figure out how to become Animagi

Sirius Black
-loves being touched? From having his hair stroked to lying with his head in remus’ lap to throwing an arm around James after a big game. Because his family never gave him that kind of affection, so he sucks it all in when he can
-an actual romantic? Like Jily’s biggest fan, secretly reads love poems and has a huge stash under his bed, every Gryffindor guy went to him for relationship advice at least once, plans out the best dates kind of sappy romantic
-the embodiment of a puppy. He was the first one to start a snowball fight, the last one out of the water at the beach, the instigator of every pillow fight. He was always willing to hang out with the younger boys because usually they were more willing to light things on fire or create a mess than older ones

Remus Lupin
•always had chocolate. Always. All the girls knew to ask him for some if they got cramps in the middle of class. No one knew where he got it from. He never got packages of it in the mail and whenever there was a hogsmeade weekend he didn’t buy anything at honeydukes. Truly a mystery
•only wore clothes if they were soft. Also he didn’t care whose they were. Known to steal James’ flannel pajama bottoms, peter’s huge sweaters, Sirius’ silk socks that he got imported from some foreign country, and Lily’s best scarves. All at once. The layer king and also a babe
•always ready to fight. Sirius steals a piece of bacon at breakfast? Remus cusses him out. James hits him with a snowball before Herbology? Remus literally buries him under a large pile of snow that had been on the branches of the tree James was under. Someone calls lily a mudblood in the hallway? Remus hexes them so many times they end up in the hospital wing, unrecognizable and throwing up goldfish

Peter Pettigrew
•dj for every party. Had the best records, and people would have competitions over whether or not they could request a song he already had. It only happened once, and the song was an American folk song from the 1800’s that Lily had requested
•always the perfect temperature. Cool in the summer and warm in winter. This may not seem like such a big deal but really having someone around that’s always warm in winter is a 10/10 life win everyone would be cuddled up to peter like he was living furnace
•could be counted on for anything. Always had notes done, even for classes he didn’t take somehow. Ask him to remind you to do something and he would. Ask him for a shortcut because you’re running late and he’ll lead you to the portrait of the man eating grapes that the staircase to the fourth floor is behind. Most reliable friend ever which is why Lily and James chose him for secret keeper

Bonus: the marauders in general
•in love with life. Had the loudest laughs, the brightest smiles, the biggest tears. Lived everything to the fullest and without regret
•the bravest boys. would do anything for what they thought was right. Threw themselves into the fight against Voldemort before experiencing any of the world because if they didn’t, there would be no world to experience
•loved without fear. It didn’t matter who you were, once one of them loved you, you were in and they were all going to protect you. And it didn’t take much to create their love usually, just being a decent person seemed to do it. Were always loved in return, because how could you not?

jennrally  asked:

DJ Friends meeting Yuri hcs?

Yess I really love writing Otabek’s DJ friends, they’re so fun!

  • As soon as they first heard about Yuri from Otabek they immediately shipped them
  • So naturally they would have to make sure he’s worthy of their friend’s affections by meeting him??
  • They were all so impatient to meet their smol friend’s new crush so whenever they would be texting or talking on the phone at least one of them would try and hijack his phone and talk to Yuri themselves
  • Otabek would absolutely die every time they try and do this
    • “GUYS NO IM TRYING TO IMPRESS HIM STOP EMBARRASSING ME”
  • Eventually much to Otabek’s embarrassment he let them meet him on Skype just to get them to s h u t  u p
  • They were so hyped to meet this guy that was making their friend so happy
    • But they were also ready to (verbally) kick his ass at any sign that he would possibly hurt their friend because they’re so damn protective
  • Yuri was absolutely terrified to meet Otabek’s friends like “What if they don’t like me? Will he not want to be friends with me anymore?”
  • The meeting went amazing
    • Otabek nearly cried from relief that they didn’t embarrass him too much
  • Yuri was practically adopted as an official member of the group that day and granted the seal of approval to date their friend
  • So obviously the first time Yuri visited Almaty they had to meet him in person
  • They took him to the club a few of them work at and Otabek always DJ’s at and showed him all the best places in the city
    • During all this, Otabek was just trying to get Yuri alone so he could hang out with his crush alone but nope, according to his friends that wasn’t happening
  • From that day on, Yuri was considered one of them even though he was countries away most of the time

-Mod Jess

This is why Sense8 is the best show on Netflix

Listen up you all! This is for everyone who hasn’t watched this amazing groundbreaking show yet, and why you need to see it right now!! 

Also this post is spoiler free so you don’t have to be worried. 

First of all let me introduce you to our main characters:  

Kala Dandekar is a strong independent woman who loves scienes while being religious. She lives in Mumbai and is a devout Hindu. 

She is kind, naive, intelligent, independent all at the same time and I love her for that. She’s honest and always believes the best in people. Kala Dander is a caring person. Her love for the people around her is inspiring. 

Originally posted by netflixsense8gifs

Lito Rodriguez is a man of many strengths. He is extremely hard working and cares so much about his work. While coming to terms with who he is and being that person 100 % of the time. 

He struggles with the industry he’s in, but he will never give up on his dreams. Like all actors he can be quite the drama queen, but he has a heart of gold. He comes from a humble background in Mexico City, Mexico and wants to inspire people all over the world by making art. 

Originally posted by netflixsense8gifs

Riley Blue was born in Iceland but she moved to London. There she is a semi famous DJ known for being one of the best spinners. Her musical skills comes from her dad and she would sit with his dad while he played the piano for her.

She is a strong person who cares deeply about the people she loves. She would do anything to protect them. She has gone through a lot, but the thing about Riley is that she never stops fighting back.

Originally posted by seriestvquotes

Capheus Onyango is the most amazing person you’ll ever see. He is born and raised in Nairobi, Kenya. He lives with his mom and while she’s sick he takes good care of her. 

Capheus a.k.a Van Damme is always smiling. He sees the wonder in the world, even when life gets messy and hard. He cares so much about the country he lives in and wants to make things better for them. 

He get’s over excited with joy all the time and you can’t help but smile when you see him on the screen. 

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

(side note there are two people who play this character, but they are both amazing so you will love him anyway)

Originally posted by shimssi

Will Gorski works as a police officer and he’s very passionate about his job. He is a person with lots of compassion and he takes his job very seriously. 

Will is the kind of person who wants everyone to feel safe and loved. His determination for doing what is right makes him the best cop there is. Even though he have a complicated relationship with his father he never stops caring for him. 

Originally posted by rileybleu

Sun Bak is a warrior with a fierce heart. Living as the only daughter in her family she had to take care of her younger brother when their mother died. She comes from Seoul in South Korea. She have a lot of responsibility as she works in her fathers company, but she is not the one who backs away from a challenge. Sun Bak is strong, smart, insightful, trusting and loving. 

But she can also take you out if you break the trust she’s given you. She will come after you with two fists ready to fight. She will do what she believes in with honor, grace and strength. 

Sun is a warrior by heart but don’t let the strong face fool you she also has a gentle heart. 

Originally posted by dear-s2-world


Wolfgang Bogdanow has a lot of demons inside him. Since his family is one of the most powerful crime families in Berlin he isn’t always going by the book. Wolfgang is resourceful, considerate, patient and when he really loves someone  he loves them with all of his heart.

He loathed his father and naturally he also hates the rest of his relatives. The only person in the world he actually considers his family, is  a guy named Felix. Felix and Wolfie have been best friends since childhood and they are more like brothers than friends. 

Wolfgang is clever and witty. He wants to do the right thing, and be different from his family. But he struggles to get rid off what his family have trained him to do and think. He’s loyal to the ones he cares about and he would never give up on them no matter what. 

Originally posted by sensatessource

Nomi Marks is one of the most amazing persons we have on screen. Not only has she gone through a lot, she is the most brave woman you’ll ever meet! Born as a male in a woman body Nomi learned that family does  not always mean by blood. 

She is strong, opinionated, kind and a beak of sunshine. Behind the keyboard she is incredible as a hacker. She’s not afraid of showing people who she is and not afraid of speaking her mind. She is trustworthy, incredibly supportive and above all a fantastic person.  

Originally posted by sense8blog

This show is worth the watch and especially because it represent people all over the world, with all kinds of struggles, hopes and dreams. 

Sense8 is all about unity and amazing characters that feels like real people! It’s about love, compassion and family. It’s about these group of people who are different in so many ways, but still so similar at the same time. 

It’s a about learning, understanding, being united despite who you are or where you come from. 

Sense8 is the best show on netflix because of all these reasons and I hope that if you haven’t watched this show yet you will now. 

Cause as the world is now we need this show more than ever. 

@netflix

<3 <3 <3 

Ten Things That Are 500% True About Dean Winchester and Classic Rock Radio Stations
  1. He can tell what part of the country he’s in by which bands get the most play.  Sam thought he was making it up until Dean actually showed him an article on FiveThirtyEight about it.  Sam didn’t even know Dean knew what FiveThirtyEight was.  (“Apparently it’s a tool for proving you wrong, Sammy.”)
  2. He will judge a station harshly for censoring Steve Miller Band’s “Jet Airliner.”  (”Funky kicks?  What the hell is that?”)
  3. He wonders sometimes if radio stations realize that they’re incriminating themselves when they play Rush’s “Spirit of Radio,” or if they’re idiots like people who play The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again” at political rallies.  (”Or people who think R.E.M.’s ‘The One I Love’ is romantic.”  “What?”  “Nothing.”)
  4. He has almost zero patience for most morning radio “talent” because they never.  shut.  up.  (”If I wanted to listen to some douche talk shit all day I’d call Crowley.”)
  5. He understands why the original Springsteen version of “Blinded By The Light” never gets any airplay – it’s terrible – but he wonders what kind of deal Manfred Mann made to get the cover version played all the goddamn time.  Like, the dude is still alive, so it can’t be standard crossroads fare, but something is going on there.  Maybe he should ask Cas.
  6. He will also judge any DJ who mispronounces Led Zeppelin’s “D’yer Mak’er.” (”It’s supposed to be a joke, Sam!”  “I know.  You’ve told me, like, five hundred times.”)
  7. He has a soft spot for the trivia and/or “name that tune” type call-in contests.  He almost never gets to play them – he’s always just passing through – but one of the best meals he’s ever eaten was paid for with a win from a station in Nebraska.  (”That’d be ‘Wild Horses’ by The Rolling Stones…”)
  8. He wishes fervently that stations would play almost any Warren Zevon song that is not “Werewolves of London.”  It’s catchy.  We get it.  For fuck’s sake, at least throw us a “Lawyers, Guns, and Money,” or even “Excitable Boy” now and again.  (”Hey, you want Chinese?  I think I saw a place a couple miles back…”)
  9. He remembers when “We Will Rock You” didn’t automatically segue into “We Are The Champions" and misses it.  Yeah, they go together, but they’re also meaningful on their own. And yeah, he knows that a single came out the year before he was born with the two of them together, but come on.  (”Fucking digital libraries, man…”)
  10. He wonders if all these ads for tractor companies are actually selling any tractors, because that’s fucking wild.  Chainsaws he can see, sure, but large farm equipment?  He’s got no points of reference for that.  He wishes Bobby was still around.  Bobby’d probably know.  

Bonus Thing: There’s a “modern rock” (or whatever) station up in Montana called The Moose, and it’s awful.  Every time they catch a case up there, he gives Sam shit about it.  (”Hey Sammy, I think somebody found your iPod.”  “You realize that’d be more insulting if I didn’t like Pearl Jam, right?”)

Party (Ethan)

⚤ - CONTAINS SMUT

It was Cameron’s 19th birthday and the beach house was booming with chaos as everyone rushed around setting up party decorations and various appetizers and desserts. You had been up since 6 A.M. ensuring everything was going according to your plan and that your clumsy boyfriend, Ethan, wasn’t going to ruin the surprise like he usually did.

“You know your position right?” You turned to Ethan as you stood in the kitchen, co-ordinating where everyone would be when Cameron walked in. Grayson had taken her out shopping for the day and she had no idea you had a surprise planned for her. She thought it was just going to be an ordinary vacation not realizing you had invited all of her closest friends to join you — even the cute guy she had been crushing on for the past year. Cameron was your best friend. You’d do anything for her and honestly you had her to thank for introducing you to your goofy, dorky boyfriend. It was weird at first, dating your best friends brother, but you had become a member of the family and Cameron was happy to see her little brother with someone she already adored. You were a match made in heaven, she couldn’t deny that.

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the toziers, local legends, part two

-Richie has all of the high school kids on snapchat and they watch his story all the time.

-Whenever Richie and Eddie go out and they want to eat cheap, they go to a place with a high schooler based staff because they know they can get good discounts and free things.

-Before the big dances, like homecoming and prom, Richie and Eddie have their favorite seniors come over and they decorate their backyard and make dinner for the kids. They make spaghetti and meatballs and Eddie makes sure that no one gets red sauce on their clothes. Every single year they talk about their prom.

-Eddie always gets the nicest limos for them and gets his best drivers to chauffeur

-Richie always lines up the time that the high school kids are driving home from school with the most poppin music.

-Whenever someone throws a party, they get Richie to DJ and Eddie to line up rides for the drunk people.

-Richie is literally a fashion icon. He will wear a red suit to dinner somewhere then the next thing you know, all the boys are wearing red suit jackets or satin pants.

-Whenever Richie and Eddie are having a bad day, they go to Chuck E Cheese. They literally go straight from work to Chuck E Cheese so it is two grown ass men running around in full suit and tie at a children’s arcade.

-One time Richie almost got into a fight with a six year old because he kept getting beat at air hockey.

-Richie wins Eddie one of those really big tigers and they eat the really gross cheese pizza there. Again, two grown ass men and a stuffed tiger sitting in a booth and eating cheese pizza in full suits.

-Whenever they go out, some high schooler working there will take a picture with them and post it on their story and get messages like, “YESSS TOZIERS!!” or “JEALOUS!!”

-Their house is always open for anyone having troubles at home.

-Some days, Richie and Eddie literally won’t leave bed and they’ll order a pizza and they’ll make sure one of the high school kids delivers it and the kid will literally bring it upstairs to their bedroom.

-Employees fight over who gets to serve the Toziers because they tip HUGE

consider: yoongi falling in love with idol!jimin aus

  • yoongi ending up late to this festival and missing his favourite artist but ending up having the best night of his life when he sees jimin perform on stage instead (and then bumps into him off-stage later)
  • yoongi who moved out of korea when he was a kid coming back to find that his best friend then-6-year-old park jimin is now an up and coming idol 
  • yoongi sitting next to this masked guy on a plane and freaking out when the guy takes his mask off to introduce himself as jimin (because it’s almost the end of the flight and yoongi spent the whole time just watching jimin’s stuff)
  • babysitter yoongi having to take his little superfan to a fansign and getting all flustered when jimin notices him lurking and insists on giving him his autograph and a high five 
  • radio dj yoongi getting calls in from this familiar sounding guy who keeps trying to flirt with him when he isn’t singing park jimin’s praises and requesting his songs
  • rapper yoongi whose friend namjoon is getting to collab with jimin, and when he goes to pick namjoon up for lunch (nothing to do with him finding jimin cute) jimin starts flirting with him and almost gets scolded by namjoon for it
  • cashier yoongi having no time for this random, extremely charming man flirting with him whilst he’s working but then getting curious when someone tells him that park jimin is a super popular idol
  • celebrity yoongi suddenly getting thrown into the spotlight when tabloids find out that the nation’s sweetheart jimin has the biggest crush on him
  • artist/photographer yoongi trying to get a hold of jimin by any means possible so that he can model for him, even though neither of them like each other outside of work
  • college student yoongi having to collaborate with this kid taehyung for a project and the both of them immediately bonding when they find out they’re both fans of jimin (except tae is jimin’s bff too and insists on introducing him)
  • college student yoongi who’s secretly obsessed with jimin, getting tickets to his meet & greet as a gag gift and almost breaking out into tears because he’s wanted it for so long (and later insisting that he was drunk at the time)
  • just yoongi being infatuated with idol!jimin and pretending his knees don’t go weak every time he sees jimin in his element on stage or looking straight into the camera or smiling adoringly at his fans
  • listening to his music when he’s sad or happy or wants soothing because he’s just so in love with his voice
  • pretending he doesn’t have all these pictures saved to his phone but he likes jimin so much that even looking at his smile can brighten his day
  • and then immediately losing the ability to communicate when he somehow ends up meeting him though that only makes him cuter in jimin’s eyes
Break Dance AU

Just
Just hear me out
There’s this one all-star team. One if them is a DJ at the club and the other is a small-time rapper. They’ve been dancing for a long time and have quite the reputation.
They’re Team Analogical. Anxiety and Logic.
Aka
Anthony and Logan, best friends since pre-k. They’ve been the champs for a long time, ever since they beat Tag Team, one of their favorite rivals.

Then, there’s this new team.
Royality.
Prince and Morality.
Not much is really known about them??
Anthony is convinced that Prince is that one rich kid what was his name? Roman?
Logan rolls his eyes and says he’d be just as pompous here as he was in school if they were one in the same.

Roman is /panicking/
Patton the cute boy in math class is there and he’s really good and oh my god he likes me but he’s not a fan of me at school and oh gosh he’s so talented and Patton are you listening
That Logic is pretty cute huh

Basically these two “mystery characters” are total nerd pining over their self proclaimed arch rivals (thanks Roman) (I apologized!)

Tag Team gas figured all of this out and is trying to get them together but it’s /not working/
Missy we gotta do it
Peter no this is a terrible idea
No, no it’s great
We are not using my little brother in one of your schemes
PLEASE
OKAY FINE BUT YOU OWE ME

Peter and Missy are in their study group
At first none of them have any clue
Missy figures it out first
Hey most amazing little brother
Oh, god, what
We ship these guys together right-
You mean Prinxiety and Logicality?

How-
The internet, Miss. The internet. So, you two know my price, right?
Missy looks at Peter
Groan
Fffine.
Well?
I’ll get it to you tomorrow. /After/ you’ve done the thing.
Steven (Imaj) smiles
Deal.

Later that night
LOGAN WHERE IS OUR MAKE UP
I DON’T KNOW
F UCK

PATTON
Yeah?
WHERE IS OUR MAKE UP
… Oh no
*high pitched screaming*

… I don’t know where to go from here but Imma write somethin’ up during Creative Writing.

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Autumn Daze 🎃🍂

     Being that it’s Autumn and the Halloween season is among us, I decided to take a little drive this past Saturday and go to a pumpkin patch to pick up a few pumpkins to carve 🎃 I picked the best day to go because not only was it beautiful and not scorching hot outside, but I ended up going on one of the weekends that they were hosting this cute little Fall Festival/Spooktacular! 👻 I spent way more time out there than I planned to and I regret not one second of it 😂 The food and desserts were amazing 😋 I definitely took some to go lol, the DJ was on point, and I found 3 perfect pumpkins that are all lowkey half my height lmao. I even almost dozed off in a pile of leaves I jumped in 🍂 I’ve always wanted to do that so I was super hype when I found out I could 😊 Anyway, it was a beautiful, fun, and peaceful way to spend a Saturday 😌 How was everyone’s weekend? 

“How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.”                                                                                                                                                                                                                 -John Burroughs

BigBang Reaction “They lose their child at the company”

G-Dragon/Jiyong:

He was making some new beats with his little girl behind him playing, when she saw someone pass holding a giant teddy bear prop for Blackpink’s new mv, naturally she followed it. Her tiny legs carrying her all the way to the mv set. Jiyong turned around and noticed his daughter missing. He wouldn’t panic to much, knowing she couldn’t have gone far and went to look for her. When he reached the mv set, he saw his daughter and Lisa from blackpink sitting by the teddy bear, playing. “Omo there you are princess.” He’d say and quickly pick up his daughter. “She’s very cute, sunbaenim.” Lisa would say and pinch the little girl’s cheeks before waving goodbye.

T.O.P/Seunghyun:

He was having a meeting with YG and left his son to play on the floor next to themThe next time Seunghyun looked he was gone and panic ran through him. “Excuse me sir. My wife/husband is going to murder me if I go home without my son.” He’d say leaving abruptly. Walking past all the practice rooms he nearly walked right past iKon and his son. He was sat in between the seven boys who making him laugh. B.I doing the best job. “Ahhh there you are! Appa was so worried. Don’t run away again.” 

Taeyang/Youngbae:

He ws recording with Jiyong and left his little girl in the dj booth with him. Both of them being soo immersed they didn’t notice her leaving the dj booth. “Jiyong, where did she go?” Youngbae asked, looking under the desk and behind the couches. “I didn’t see her, I’m sorry.” Jiyong said and watchhed Youngbae rush out the room panicked. He turned the corner and hearrd giggling, giggling that sounded an awful lot like his little girl. There she was sitting on Song Mino’s lap and giggling. “I think she likes you.” Youngbae said, making Mino jump slightly. “Taeyang, Sunbaenim, Is she yours?” He asked, awkwardly. “Yes, She really seems to like you.”  

Daesung:

Panic, Fear, Fear of his S/O and what they’d do to him if they found out he lost their son. He rran around YG trying to find him, not even stopping to ask. Until Jennie from Blackpink practically yelled at him. “DAESUNG, SUNBAENIM! He’s with Rosé!” She yelled and he let out a sigh of relief and started laughing. Jennie laughed as well and brought him to him. As he took his son from Rosé and smiled widely. “Just wait until you two have kids.” 

Seungri:

“Yes, jagi, Yes she’s right here next to….me.” He looked to his side and his daughter was gone. “I’ll call you back.” He hung up and started running around like a mad man. “Has anyone seen my daughter!?” He’d call out and start mildly freaking out. “Looking for this?” He heard a female voice ask and turned around to see Park Bom holding his little princess. “Oh my god, I was so worried.” He’d say and let out the biggest sigh of relief. “ You’re lucky she’s yours and adorable.” She said and kissed her forehead before handing her back.

vernon; get lost in the rhythm of me

Originally posted by visual-17

Summary: She had less than a month to finish a project she should’ve finished ages ago, and on a whim decides to interview the campus radio show. Little did she know she’d get locked into the Thursday Night Lockdown with a certain campus cutie. Wow I’m sorry I suck at summaries please send help.

Characters: fratboy!Vernon/Original Female + various

Genre: Fluffity fluff (and if you count student stress a lil wittle angst)

Word Count: 5896

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The kind of people at parties

Gryffindor : the loudest, cheering, clapping and whistling all the time. Starts all the stupid drinking games.

Hufflepuff : the designated driver. Best dancer, puts everyone to shame.

Ravenclaw : the one everyone expects to be a lightweight but is actually a good drinker. Can’t dance to save their life though.

Slytherin : brings the drinks and the sound system, best DJ and pretends to be an hardcore drinker but actually doesn’t like alcohol