the best detective ever

“I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law.”

True Detective: Season 1 (2014)


i never thought that i might actually say this one day, but I LOVE THE FINAL PROBLEM.

(calm down..i’m talking about the acd canon, not the hell that was the bbc sherlock series finale)

if this isn’t one of the most beautiful and purest  love stories ever, i don’t want to hear anything about love ever again.

guys seriously if you like podcasts like welcome to nightvale and the penumbra podcast then ive literally found the best tv series ever. its called dirk gently’s holistic detective agency and it the weirdest most wonderful thing ever, like do yourselves a favour and get your arse over to netflix stat 

This fandom is still so new and inactive it actually motivated me to start my own fandblog, I can’t believe it.
There’s probably gonna be a lot of The Rowdy Three, Amanda (and Farah, and Amanda/Farah bc honestly, how can you not ship them), Dirk/Todd and just generally me admiring how great this show is and how great the characters are and what a genius Douglas Adams was and how much he would have loved the TV show.


To the fans who hc Dirk to be aro and/or ace!

To the fans who hc Dirk to be pan! Or bi! Or gay! Or straight!

To the fans who hc Dirk to be autistic!

To the fans who hc Dirk to have PTSD! Or who hc him to be quirky in general!

To the fans who hc Dirk to be trans! Or cis! Or queer or nonconforming!

To the fans who ship Dirk with Todd! Or Amanda! Or Hugo! Or anybody else, or multiple people at once, or everybody, or nobody at all!

To the fans with angsty CIA headcanons and AUs! To the fans with healing fluffy ideas and headcanons!

To the fans who create! And to those who consume and provide feedback!

To the fans who hc Dirk to be the sun, or some other celestial body!

To the fans who hc Dirk to be an amorphous blob of a deity that blesses us with his mere existence!

And to anybody else I’ve missed!

Shoutout to everyone who’s a fan of Dirk Gently!

Because we all love him, and I love each and every one of you. Y’all are my fav people on this entire site.

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency is one of the best shows I've ever seen. It's the perfect mix of humor, sci-fi, and gore, and still remains family friendly. The characters are extremely diverse, several being POC, having mental disorders, or troubled pasts. All of this while still being seen as just as important as everyone else. Not to mention none of the women in this series is sexualised ever, no one is threatened by rape in scenes where it other ways would be expected, and many times the women are the ones who actually get stuff done. The story is amazing and strange and confusing, no one ever knows what's going on, not even the characters, it's just such a wonderful show and the fact that so few people have seen it is unbelievable.

jack bittle. the best detective slash agent the fbi has ever had, with a sharp mind and unveering instincts. he’s been able to solve every case but one-

the murder of his husband, eric bittle.

Ricky Laurent lives on a small farm in rural Georgia with his brother, Jimmy. There’s no internet on the farm, and he spends most of his time busy with farm work and baking for church gatherings. Jimmy bought him a portable radio so he could blast Beyonce whenever he’s working. 


I know that it was offered once before, but I felt that I still had something to learn in patrol. And I’m glad that I stayed, yeah. But if the opportunity ever presented itself again I… I just want you to know that it would be the best decison that you ever made. To have me be a part of your unity. That’s all.