the beauty and the beast unit

The origins of Aragog

okay so imagine:

•dumbledore brings newt on to show the kiddos at hogwarts some beasts (much to the displeasure of headmaster dipit).
•a young rubius hagrid is fascinated by this strange man with a tailcoat.
•he spends hours talking to the man, picking his brain about these beautiful creatures.
•before his unit is up, newt pulls an enormous baby spider out of his pocket and entrusts the young man with his dear acromantula.
•hagrid never wants to let go of his dear aragog.


British magical zoologist Louis Tomlinson engaged in the classification of animals and fantastic beasts. He arrives in New York with a magical suitcase containing a certain number of dangerous magical beasts.
When these beasts run away from the suitcase, he appealed for help to Director of the Magical Security Harry Styles, which helps him despite the power of Magical Congress of the United States of America (MACUSA)//2016

(do you have already seen “Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them” ?! Because i did and that’s AMAZING)


The Beauty and the Beast Unit, also known as the Beauty and the Beast Corps, were a group of female soldiers. All four members were given special suits to turn them into incredible combatants, after each had suffered from intense Post Traumatic Stress Disorder caused by the horrors of war. Their usage of former FOXHOUND codenames, and their directive to hunt down Solid Snake, led to them being informally referred to as the SNAKEHOUND Unit.

“Why should you be Kuzco’s wife?” 

“I’m the daughter of the sultan of Agrabah, it would be for the best if our countries united.” 
“You might be royalty, but I have read enough books to know how to rule a kingdom. You definitely want my knowledge.” 
“Well, I have saved China. I can lead any troop in battle to success.” 
“Pff, I’m palls with the God of the dead, how much benefits won’t that give you?” 
“I’m the daughter of a God of the sea. Do you really want a mortal human as your wife?” 

You got some hard decisions there Kuzco, choose carefully. x3 

Make sure to check out Miss Disney 2017, which will be a Disney crossover roleplay set around the theme of Kuzco choosing his wife. :) The auditions are already flooding in, so catch up now and see which your favorite is.

 I’ve had the idea of making something with Kuzco choosing a wife for a while (like 2015 for a while), but just never gotten around to it, then miss disney posted the new contest and I finally decided to do it xD 


✨✨✨ happy father’s day (19/03) ✨✨✨ well, at least in Italy.

so @girlmadeofclockwork suggested that…since Mantis kinda looked over the B&B unit…Eli would be…the other adoptive dad. He wins the children pile up game. (also, headcanon names: Raven -lol-, Madalina, Octavia, Valerie)

The American wizarding community in 1926 is quite different. The wizarding community is very much underground. There’s a lot of fear of Muggle (here called No-Maj) persecution. The Salem witch trials are a major historical tragedy and there’s a new group called New Salem Philanthropic Society (a.k.a. the Second Salemers) led by Mary Lou (played by Samantha Morton) that is looking to expose the wizarding community. Instead of a Ministry of Magic, there’s a Magical Congress of the United States of America led by a wizarding president and hidden inside the very real Woolworth Building — only it’s largely hollowed out all the way to the top floor, creating a beautiful atrium of light.
—  On Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them x

Ever since I saw Beauty and the Beast as a 3(ish) year old my dream has been to have a full wall of floor-to-ceiling bookcases and a rolling ladder attached to that wall. Within the next week or so, that dream will be realized. Last night I emptied all my current shelves, and made sure my final heigh measurements weren’t off. Today, I added one more bookcase and I’m anchoring all the 6-foot cases to the wall/attaching a platform for the eventual ladder railing to be mounted on. This weekend I’ll build/install/mount the extension units. Provided there are no emergency expenditures, then I’ll order my ladder and work out a moulding/paint situation to make them really look built-in. I’m so excited. Consider these the “before” pictures.

Kida has actually been keeping me and Deacon company in the living room through this process, instead of chilling in the bedroom like usual. I’m happy I get to work on one last project to the ambient noise of her snoring. 

With the new season and its mysterious Alpha Pack menace approaching, fic jumped between carefully plotted predictions of the villains’ intent and escapes into an abundance of AUs. Derek picked up jobs as diverse as fireman, baker, ballet dancer, and construction worker mistaken for a hooker. Mpreg and other magical baby acquisitions also made a substantial appearance, with extra doses of angst as Derek and Stiles sorted through tumultuous relationship arcs.

The Boy and the Beast | Dira Sudis ( @dsudis ) | 116,686 | Mature | Sterek
07 April 2014 - 12 April 2013

In which events in Beacon Hills go rather differently from the start, and a Beauty and the Beast (ish) story ensues. (Scott is not a teacup and no one sings about their feelings.)

Fireman Derek’s Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby] | owlpostagain | 17,698 | Teen | Sterek
08 April 2013

“He can’t blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible.“

Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.

"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things,” she agrees, nodding towards her brother’s name on the menu. “Derek won’t let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate the eye candy.”

“Send them my way,” Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. “Apparently I’m incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance.”

You Can Do It (Put Your Back Into It) | @p1013 | 10,324 | Teen | Sterek
12 April 2013

“Oh, ballet. I used to dance, when I was a girl. Are you a dancer?” She’s looking at the magazine he’d grabbed at JFK and stuffed haphazardly into his carry-on on his way out. You can barely see the title, but BALLET is in full block letters on the front.

“I used to,” Derek says, then stuffs the magazine further into the bag.

“That’s a shame,” she says, smiling. “You look like you’d be a wonderful partner.”

“Yeah.” He feels himself flushing and turns away. “Not anymore.”

By The Hour | janonny ( awesomelifechoices ) | 16,490 | Not Rated | Sterek
19 April 2013

The one where Stiles thought Derek was a hooker who needed feeding, and Derek thought Stiles was interested in him.

(Once in a) Blue Moon | clarkoholic, skywardsmiles ( boomboxgeneration ) | 60,051 | Explicit | Sterek
24 April 2013 - 02 May 2013

Stiles and Derek are getting along, but they’re not a family, and they’re sure as hell not mates. Christ, they’re basically just two stupid guys who happened to get pregnant because of a full moon and sheer dumb luck.

Lord knows it would be the first time | uraneia ( hatfulofcrazy ) | 12,287 | Explicit | Sterek
29 April 2013

Stiles is home from Berkeley for the summer, but only because he promised the pack. He’d rather not see Derek, because whatever the thing was that they were doing, they’re not doing it anymore, and it sucks. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have a choice. The betas tried a magical remedy for Derek’s melancholy, and now Stiles has a three-year-old who looks like Derek. Stiles doesn’t know how to deal with that, and he definitely doesn’t know how to tell the betas he and Derek were secret fuck buddies for a year and a half.

The Art of Dying Well | kinneas ( ademska ) | 41,960 | Explicit | Sterek
05 May 2013

“You said we’re friends.”

“Whoa, way to hold what a guy says in the heat of the moment against him,” Stiles replies automatically, but… that’s not what he wants to say, not at all, not to the quiet contemplation that is Derek Hale on his living room sofa. So he adds, “I guess, yeah.”

Derek doesn’t speak for a long moment. “Then it’s inevitable.”

“Wow,” Stiles whistles, “you are the biggest downer.”

How To Be a Normal Person | drunktuesdays ( drunktuesdaze ) | 8,344 | Explicit | Sterek
31 May 2013

Instead he sits for a moment, looking at the empty search box, fingers on the home row the way his mother taught him. He thinks about that, and about the hole in the wall he’d lived with for so long, and the way Isaac had grinned at him last night when he’d finally gotten around to plugging the refrigerator in. He finds himself typing in, “how to be a normal person.”

Feline Persuasion | rensahannou ( asmalltigercat ) | 15,033 | Teen | Sterek
01 June 2013

Derek doesn’t need to worry about the cat living under the porch at his family’s old house, it’s just—Derek’s just used to worrying about things.


B2ST teases July/Aug Comeback with a very smart teaser!

For your reference, these are the past B2ST comeback dates (Month.Day):

  • 10.14 Bad Girl 
  • 03.01 Shock 
  • 09.28 Soom 
  • 11.09 Beautiful 
  • 05.17 Fiction 
  • 07.22 Beautiful Night 
  • 07.19 Shadow 
  • 06.16 Good Luck 
  • 10.20 12:30