Kent Parson has his life together a solid 40% of the time. That drops to a shaky 30% when the Aces management hires Eric Bittle, recent Samwell graduate and more recent ex-boyfriend of Jack Zimmermann, to babysit his tweeting habits.
Basically, I’m native and my mom’s spirit animal is those really sleek and smooth crows right?? Those crows are really rare here, the crows are really fluffy over here. But every time she’s mad at me or dissapointed these crows show up and just stare me down. Everywhere I look there are sleek crows staring at me. It’s kind of amazing but also terrifying cause this woman hasn’t practiced actively in YEARS and she still manages to get all these animals following me and I’m slightly stressed but also wow???????,