ALL THIS TIME WONHO’S RAP WAS ABOUT THEIR COMEBACKS. WHEN HE SAID “O.I” HE WAS TALKING ABOUT HIS NEW SONG, WHEN HE SAID “YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL” HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THEIR NEW ALBUM, WHEN HE SAID “LETS GO TO SPACE” HE WAS TALKING ABOUT GRAVITY. WE’VE BEEN IGNORANT ALL THIS TIME
I’ve been watching the film She’s Beautiful When She’s Angry (it’s on Netflix), a documentary about women’s rights movements in the sixties and seventies. It’s really good but my favorite part so far is the brief mention of the WITCH movement, which I hadn't heard of until now.
Some feminist groups in the sixties and seventies called themselves “Women’s International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell (WITCH)” They pretended to hex misogynists… it seems amazing but they only stayed around for about two years.
Toska.” He leaned forward, too. “It’s a Russian word. It has no translation into any other language, but the closest I’ve heard is the ache. A longing. The sense that something is missing, and even if you’re not sure what it is, you ache for it. Down to your bones.
Why does Prince Adam and Hercules bear a striking resemblance?
If - a big IF - they’re related their blue-eyed kinda ginger-looking blood line could connect the Disney lineage theory from Hercules/Ariel with Prince Adam. Here’s a SUPER brief summary. YouTube it (it’s worth it). This theory would be really nice assuming that Adam’s tale is far in the past where he and Belle had the descendants of Jane from Tarzan. Separately the young Ariel COULD have been investigating the partial wreckage of the ship that Elsa and Anna’s parents “died” on (on the way to Rapunzel’s wedding because Elsa/Anna’s mother is sisters with Rapunzel’s mother thus the ladies are all cousins; the theory is complex) only to discover they survived of the coast of Africa and produced Tarzan wherein Tarzan and Jane meet (reunite????) As their past lives had once had???
Granted the existing conspiracy theory has some huge holes in it but I won’t discuss them. I’m personally inclined to believing that Disney would play with the idea of past lives reuniting because it’s just enough romantic and cliché that Dinsey may consider it. I’d still ship it though.
After watching enough Disney growing up and knowing Disney and (admittedly) some basic mythology: actions of the past invtitably tie into the fates of the present/future actions of the descendants. Plus the Disney royal conspiracy theory essentially wishes to tie all princess into one, single originating royal line. This particular fandom/conspiracy is already in a pretty deep hole.
Don’t even get me started on how the Fairy Godmother = Blue Fairy, Eilonwy = Maleficent (and possibly not a kin to Aurora’s family), Alice lead to Wendy, or on how Snow White = Mother Gothel
This begs the question of:
“On which basis can Adam and Hercules be related?”
Aside from the obvious that a Pre-Revolutionary French Prince could be as prestigious as a Greek Demi God; I have no basis on which to connect the two.
Please help me theorize this connection
Theorize the other princes/princesses’ possible connections to one another or through association/interaction such as Jasmine (although I’ve heard a compelling partial answer with Aladdin possibly being a Prince already) Tiana, Moana, Merida, Cinderella, Mulan, Aurora, Pocahontas, and other heroines such as Alice, Esmerelda, and Anastasia (but she’s not considered a traditional princess???) to name a few without distorting their cultures, origins, and significance more so than what Disney and this conspiracy has already done.
If we can expand this idea to all stories; neat. Otherwise I’d like to know if there’s some merit to my theory or if I’m just believing this nonsense simply because I think the two look alike.
The mysterious wilderness beyond their house - Cassie makes a comment about her parents “maybe going to the store” on her quest to find them (they were just boning in bushes tho), so does that mean they’re possibly just a five minute walk from a town? Or do they have to drive to get there? Who Knows, Not I
I love the continual underlining of their compact family trio with little set-ups like this - three chairs at the dinner table, three surf boards stacked outside, three muskoka chairs around the fire pit.
This is also really telling of their family dynamic, I think - they obviously spend a lot of leisure time together and enjoy one another’s company. Cassie is likely treated as an equal, not a child they have to command or heel, and in some ways that’s kinda how Sully always treated Nate? He was obviously a kid, but Sully taught him how to shoot and run jobs and didn’t shy away from showing him Adult Stuff. Sully was always straight with him.
So now it comes full circle with Cassie. Nate doesn’t know how to be a dad, and doesn’t want to be his father, so he only does what he knows how to do - be like Sully (minus the smoking and the crime).
Elena and Cassie are also likely very close, and have lots of quality mom-daughter bonding. The corny “my mom is my best friend” line would ring true for Cassie, and I’m sure Elena is over the moon about having her child as such a close and trusted confidant and friend.
they are literally a family out of an ikea catalogue. fucking tiki drinking glasses. i am thriving
fish!! everywhere!! swimming and having fun!!
I see Elena is making sure her husband eats lots of pineapples
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Nate wears a pirate hat 106% of the time when driving their boat
I bet you Cassie has a tiny hideout on this island where she keeps any cool stones or sea glass she finds. Her own pirate island to command and conquer and build blanket forts on. Libertalia Lite™
ND for the love of holy christ tell us where they live. Is it Florida? Hawai’i? Morocco? California? where (I am not a rockologist so science side of tumblr please tell me where you would find these kinds of rock formations)
I don’t have anything insightful to say about this picture. It’s just a cool thing on the side of their house. ~quality commentary~
conspiracy theory beautiful minds board! I bet Cassie writes “Cassie is da best” and draws butts on there and shit like that when her parents aren’t looking.
I’m picturing Nate and Elena wearing lab coats and safety goggles doing this stuff. Judging by the coke cans on the table, they work long into the night and Nate finally discovers what it feels like to be a university student.
their beloved accomplishment wall. They’re even on the cover of Archaeology Now, a magazine Nate and Elena had multiple issues of lying around their first home.
im sorry i just,,, i have to take a minute
B O I DO I LOVE ELENA AND SULLY BEING BEST BUDS
ur grandmas would be so goddamn proud of u cassie. I bet nate is VERY EMOTIONAL about his daughter being on the cover of a magazine that likely took up space on his mother’s desk as a child.
i am going to hire nate and elena to do my interior decorating because w o w i am so in love with all of this
Schaefer’s necklace + photo of Tenzin’s village!!
Cassie knows Avery’s sigil, and given Nate’s huuuuuge reluctance to tell his daughter anything about his past, im gonna bet Sam told Cassie all about the pirates of Libertalia.
nate… my guy… do u seriously have a picture of the rub’ al khali desert saved in ur adventure closet
????????? u almost died dude
Nate has his mother’s handwriting ;____;
ah yes, cassie. you are holding a rare photo of both your parents in a time period where they have not done the dance with no pants. truly a vintage rarity in this day and age
When the prince changed back into his human form but nothing else did? It seemed pretty weird, right? Like, it was just one part of the curse that was broken and it needed another one to fully go into effect. The hell??
*Note: the following theories are not based on any scientific fact, but just something I thought of when I saw some “fat is beautiful” thing. It’s one thing to accept your body the way it is and be content with it, and another to call it beautiful*
The fat acceptance movement is the fast food/junk food industry’s attempt to bankrupt the fitness/health food industry.
The fat acceptance movement is the pharmaceutical industry’s attempt to make more of America fat so they can sell more drugs when health problems enviably arise in people who make no effort to no longer be obese.
Anyone else have any conspiracy theories regarding fat acceptance?