the beautiful conspiracy

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I’ve been watching the film She’s Beautiful When She’s Angry (it’s on Netflix), a documentary about women’s rights movements in the sixties and seventies. It’s really good but my favorite part so far is the brief mention of the WITCH movement, which I hadn't heard of until now. 

Some feminist groups in the sixties and seventies called themselves “Women’s International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell (WITCH)” They pretended to hex misogynists… it seems amazing but they only stayed around for about two years.

Can we bring this back please?

Toska.” He leaned forward, too. “It’s a Russian word. It has no translation into any other language, but the closest I’ve heard is the ache. A longing. The sense that something is missing, and even if you’re not sure what it is, you ache for it. Down to your bones.
—  Maggie Hall, The Conspiracy of Us
Something I noticed

So I was watching Beauty and the Beast (trying to get some more motivation for my animatic) and I was like wow this is just beautiful

These colours! This shot! And–

Hang on—

I know Disney movies sometimes put little cameos in each other but this? No way they’d do that with this…. Especially not with… that…. scene…

But then… Does this mean….?

Conspiracy Theory of the Day:

*Note: the following theories are not based on any scientific fact, but just something I thought of when I saw some “fat is beautiful” thing. It’s one thing to accept your body the way it is and be content with it, and another to call it beautiful*

The fat acceptance movement is the fast food/junk food industry’s attempt to bankrupt the fitness/health food industry.

OR

The fat acceptance movement is the pharmaceutical industry’s attempt to make more of America fat so they can sell more drugs when health problems enviably arise in people who make no effort to no longer be obese.

Anyone else have any conspiracy theories regarding fat acceptance?

B.A.P Conspiracy Theory #1

The Lie Detector was correct. That is not really Jung Daehyun. The real Jung Daehyun is a quiet, easily amused man from Busan who only wore black unless forced otherwise. One might even dare to imply he was a ‘goth’ or perhaps ‘emo’ (sp- of the non2005 variety). 

Some time during 2012, an alien doppleganger (a.k.a with the power to shift forms to match the appearance of another) took Jung Daehyun’s place in B.A.P. This sudden shift is apparent because “Daehyun” became very talkative, loud, and energetic.

Opinions are welcome on what this alien may be hoping to attain by joining a boy band, but perhaps it was B.A.P’s already existent association with aliens that attracted him. Also, theories as to where The Real Jung Daehyun went would be greatly appreciated.

Babes, bikinis and booze? Check, check, check. I see what they’ve done here. They’ve mad it so that we never want to leave. The more we stay, the more we play, and the more we play, the more we stay. It’s a conspiracy. A beautiful, beautiful conspiracy.