the beat girl

anonymous asked:

Telling us you kissed her in a cliche way and not telling us the cliche way is homophobic

Okay, before i tell you y'all should know that the day started with me walking into a door when i saw her. She saw this and so did her sister, so 10/10 smooth af start. 

I went and hung out and distracted her while she was at work because it was a slow day and its her dads shop so slacking off was totally fine. We chilled, teased and flirted and there were a shit ton of missed kissing opportunities and when i had to go we had a real awkward kissless goodbye, like a way too long, perfect moment for me to kiss her but instead i left(??????) goodbye. and as soon as i got out the door i was like ‘what the fuck why didn’t i kiss her’, ‘what the fuck why am i leaving’, ‘what the fuck I’m turning my (slightly tipsy) ass around’ and i went back to her and walked in, she was like ‘wow back so soon, what did you forget this time’ and my extra mother fuckin cliche movie scene ass said ‘this’ and kissed her. I kissed her. Thankfully the store was empty because neither of us are out (except to her sister) because i fucking kissed her. and then i got in trouble for getting home like an hour after i said i would (because kissing a girl for the first time then leaving immediately is v hard and impossible) but who cares because i fucking kissed her