the beast awakens

As we’ve already mentioned, the original Star Wars trilogy was a coded metaphor for George Lucas’ life – how a young idealistic man didn’t want to be dragged down by his father’s bad choices. So it’s fitting that in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, J.J. Abrams not only revisits the plot of the original Star Wars, but also its motivation. Only this time, the father is George Lucas, and his bad choices are the steaming piles of Bantha fodder that are the prequel trilogy. Right off the bat, the opening crawl lets us know that Luke (who remember, is Lucas’ fictional counterpart) is out of the picture. Like in real life, the guy who was a big deal decades ago isn’t a part of this movie.

So why have the heroes of the original Star Wars been banished to strange planets / luxury Californian estates? Both Luke and Lucas tried to follow up their successes with another project and screwed up royally. Lucas made three craptacular movies, while Luke started a new Jedi Order but ended up teaching a new Space Hitler how to murder people with laser swords. Hard to say which is worse.

6 Personal Secrets Filmmakers Hid In Famous Movies

Merry Christmas everyone

And have a wonderful day top everyone who doesn’t celebrate. Mission make mom cry was a success. Good job brothers and sis. We got her a trip to see her granddaughter in Feb.

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World of Darkness fans please reblog and comment with your preferred supernatural, including all among New and Old World.

Geist 

Ok, but the similarities the newest Beauty and the Beast trailer has with Reylo though, it’s not even funnny

- Beast “Show me the girl”, in comparison to Kylo Ren “What girl?” and “the girl I’ve heard so much about”

- “What is she’s the one?” compared to Kylo’s “It is you”

-Beast “Don’t be afraid” and Belle “I’m not afraid” in comparison to Kylo’s “Don’t be afraid, I feel it too” and Rey’s “You are afraid”

Not to mention in general all the visual parallels between them through the trailer.

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RFA+Saeran+V Reacting to MC cosplaying as them

If you want to see something specific, feel free to send a request!


Zen:

  • You wear black pants, a nice black sweater, and of course a white cardigan that resembles his famous white coat
  • You meet up with him, expecting him to react right away
  • For someone who is supposedly into himself, he actually doesn’t even notice.
  • He’s literally wearing the same outfit
  • You take a bunch of selfies (just like he does) and post them on the chat
  • You recite some of his lines throughout the day
  • He finally grabs your shoulders and says “Are you okay? What’s going on? Why are you acting like this?”
  • You smirk “Whoa now. Careful, or you’ll awaken the BEAST™”
  • He stares for a long second before cracking up laughing
  • He’s so happy you dressed like him
  • His turn to take a bunch of selfies with you

Yoosung:

  • You dress in a striped shirt and a classic blue hoodie
  • You even have his signature hairpin
  • You put on a video game headset
  • When you see him, you yell into the (unplugged) speakers some of his usual phrases while playing LOLOL
  • He notices right away cutie
  • He’s so happy
  • You can be that kind of couple that has matching outfits
  • His dream come true!
  • After this, he also buys you guys matching LOLOL shirts

Jaehee:

  • You show up in her business suit, skirt, glasses and all
  • Instead of a clipboard, you have a framed photo of Zen under your arm
  • She knows you by now
  • She knows exactly what you’re doing
  • She doesn’t humor you at all
  • Although, there is a picture of you that appears in the chatroom later

Jumin:

  • Okay, so you couldn’t be as subtle with him
  • You show up in a three-piece business suit and a stuffed animal cat resembling Elizabeth the 3rd
  • As expected, he doesn’t react
  • Instead, he walks up to you and fixes your tie like you usually do for him
  • He pets the stuffed animal
  • “Oh, my beautiful princess also has a twin.”
  • He kisses the top of its head
  • He leaves mentioning he’s making you pancakes
  • He says, “Jumin loves his pancakes fluffy, so I’ll make it that way.”
  • You’re more confused than he is
  • You don’t see him laughing in the kitchen


Seven:

  • You have the red shirt, the head phones, the cross necklaces, the hoodie, and of course the glasses
  • You show up at his door with an Arabic dictionary and Honey Buddha Chips in your hands
  • He opens the door, looks you up and down, and sighs
  • “Finally a chance to love myself.”
  • You throw the bag of chips at him

Saeran:

  • With Seven’s help, you raid his closet
  • You find his classic, argyle sweater and tanktop combination
  • He does a double take at first
  • “Is that mine?” 
  • You laugh and explain
  • “Take it off.”
  • You weren’t expecting that
  • He forces you to change because he wanted to wear that sweater today
  • Gives you one of his other sweaters though

V:

  • You dress up with a nice blazer and a camera around your neck
  • When you see him for coffee, he’s acting suspiciously normal
  • He’s chatting away in a normal conversation like nothing is wrong
  • It’s not until you decide to add sunglasses to your little costume do you realize your mistake
  • *Stares into the camera like the office*
  • He smiles at you “You went quiet. What’s wrong?”
  • “I think I’m gonna change before dinner…” 
Kylo Ren Version of Gaston’s Song

So I read that Adam Driver eats six eggs a day.

 It reminded me of Gaston in Beauty and the Beast. Then I got carried away and adapted Gaston’s song. (I imagine that maybe Le Fou is Matt the Radar Technician in this song, even though they are the same people.)

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Kylo
Looking so down in the dumps


Every storm trooper’d love to be you, Kylo
Even when taking your lumps
There’s no man on base as admired as you
You’re everyone’s favorite guy
Everyone’s awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see why



No one’s slick as Kylo
No one’s quick as Kylo
No one’s hair’s as incredibly thick as Kylo
For there’s no man on base half as gorgeous
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any First Order Officer
And they’ll tell you whose team they’ll always be on

No one’s sinned like Kylo
A Knight of Ren like Kylo
No one’s got a huge nose on his face like Kylo
As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating


My, what a guy, that Kylo!

Give five “hurrahs!”
Give twelve “hip-hips!”
Kylo is the best 
And the rest is all drips

No one fights like Kylo
Is a knight like Kylo
In a light saber match nobody smites like Kylo
For there’s no one as burly and brawny
As you see, I’ve got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him’s scraggly or scrawny
And Kylo Ren has got an eight pack I swear!


No one hits like Kylo
Has big fits like Kylo
With a force choke, nobody constricts like Kylo
I’m especially hot and intoxicating
Ten points for Kylo!

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large


And now that I’m grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I’m roughly the size of a barge

No one’s aloof like Kylo
Is a recluse like Kylo
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Kylo
I use Darth Vader in all of my decorating


My, what a guy
Kylo!