the batgirls

anonymous asked:

What are your thoughts on Justice League flopping so badly?

my thoughts on justice league flopping? well. *cracks knuckles* shall we? we shall.

let me start just off by saying that i love the dceu. i’ve grown to love zack snyder, what his vision was for these characters. his films are deep, his films have MEANING, his films are smart, they’re full of heart and depth. they feel realistic. he’s handled these characters AMAZING in mos and bvs. man of steel is one of my favorite comic book movies of all time. i haven’t been a fan of dc for very long, i’d say around a year in a half but in that time i have grown to love these characters and care about them very dearly. 

also, those are just my thoughts and my thoughts alone, but i know A LOT of people, dedicated zack snyder fans feel the same way. go on twitter, search around in the dceu community, you’ll find that most of them share my opinions or some of them. 

you might not want to continue reading if you haven’t seen justice league as im about to get into spoilery territory. the rest is going to be under the cut because there is A LOT i have to say. 

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Everyone:

“Joker is so funny!!1!1!! 🤣🤣🤣 He’s one of my favorite villains because he’s not even a real bad guy lolz he’s just a weirdo hahaha 👏👏👏 He’s so funny and random I love how quirky he is 😍😍😍😍😍 I hate how people say the Joker is a bad person he’s just a funny weirdo 😝😝😝”

Joker:

*Beat 15 year old Jason Todd to death with a crowbar*

*Abused and emotionally manipulated poor Harley for years*

*Shot Barbara Gordon in the spine and paralyzed her before stripping her naked and taking photos in an effort to drive Jim Gordon insane*

*Once skinned a man alive out of spite*

*In Injustice, tricked Superman into brutally murdering Lois Lane - the love of his life - as well as their unborn child*

*Literally shaved his own face off and wore it as a mask for what reason???*

*Raped a woman just to get back at her husband*

*Blew up a school building full of innocent children*

*Tortured and brainwashed 13 year old Tim Drake and turned him into Joker Jr., which deeply traumatized him to the point of having a mental breakdown*

*Literally everything that happened during the dinner scene in Death of the Family*

UPCOMING DCEU MOVIES - THE COMPLETE LIST!

There are so many DCEU movies in development that it can be hard to keep track, so here is the complete list:

AQUAMAN - Will be released December 21st 2018. James Wan directing. Screenplay by Will Beall.

SHAZAM - Will be released April 5th 2019. Zachary Levi cast as lead. David F. Sandberg directing. Screenplay by Darren Lemke. 

WONDER WOMAN 2 - Will be released November 1st 2019. Patty Jenkins directing. Screenplay by Dave Callaham. 

FLASHPOINT - No release date set. Currently has no director. Screenplay by Joby Harold.

THE BATMAN - No release date set. Matt Reeves directing. Screenplay by Ben Affleck. 

CYBORG - Release date currently set April 3rd 2020. No director. No writers announced. 

GREEN LANTERN CORPS - Release date currently set July 24th 2020. No director. Script by Justin Rhodes. 

NIGHTWING - No release date. Chris McKay directing. Screenplay by Bill Dubuque. 

JUSTICE LEAGUE DARK - No release date set. Currently has no director. Screenplay by Gerard Johnstone.

BATGIRL - No release date set. Screenplay by Joss Whedon. Joss Whedon directing. 

GOTHAM CITY SIRENS - No release date set. David Ayer directing. Screenplay by Geneva Robertson-Dworet.

MAN OF STEEL 2 - No released date set. No director. No writers announced. 

THE JOKER AND HARLEY QUINN - No released date set. Screenplay by Glenn Ficarra and John Requa. Glenn Ficarra and John Requa directing. 

JUSTICE LEAGUE 2 - No release date set. Screenplay by Chris Terrio. Zack Snyder currently still signed on to direct. 

BLACK ADAM - No release date set. Dwayne Johnson cast as lead. No director. Written by Adam Sztykiel. 

SUICIDE SQUAD 2 - No release date set. Script by Adam Cozad. Gavin O’Connor directing. 

DEADSHOT - No release date set. No director. No writers announced. 

LOBO - No release date set. No director. No writers announced. 

DEATHSTROKE - No release date set. No director. No writers announced.

Bruce does the thing where when he wants to get his kids’ attention he’ll be like “Say your name if you can hear me!” because that’s what my mom does, so of course that’s totally something Bruce would do, especially because it makes things way easier when they’re talking through the comms on patrol. It’s gotten to the point where every time he does this, they just yell back random names

Bruce: “Say your name if you can hear me, guys.”

Dick: “SOFIA THE FIRST”

Barbara: "BARACK OBAMA”

Jason: "DIANA OF THEMYSCIRA”

Cass: "Jorge”

Tim: "MILEY CYRUS’ TRUSTY SLEDGEHAMMER”

Steph: “MARTIN LUTHOR KING JR, AT YOUR SERVICE”

Duke: “SMITTY WERBENJAGERMANJENSEN”

Damian: ”…Your mom”

Bruce: 😑