the baretta

anonymous asked:

stealing okada's title belt or robe (you can choose haha) during a match

- you were just cold, why did everyone have their tail feathers in a knot?
- it was the Road to Dominion and the Club called you in from England, they were taking no chances with the belt this time
- so here you were, ringside for an eight man tag with Romero, Baretta, Ospreay, and Okada representing CHAOS and The Bucks, Cody, and Kenny representing Bullet Club
- Gedo was there as well, staring you down and looking surly
- you didn’t care how many people were stuffed into that hall, it was drafty and you were shivering
- How the hell were you supposed to be the delightful nuisance that Kenny requested you be tonight if you were turning into a popsicle?
- So you took Okada’s sparkly gold coat
- yeah you probably could have taken Cody’s leather jacket or even Ospreay’s Assassin’s Creed gear
- but it wouldn’t have gotten half of the reaction that taking Okada’s
- the competitors in the ring hadn’t noticed at first until Gedo started screaming and shouting
- that drew all eyes to where I was, far far far from Bullet Club’s corner
- Your fellow Club members looked like they might start crying from laughter at the way the golden cloth practically swallowed you whole
- Okada was a surprise though
- You thought for sure that he would blow a gasket like his manager, who was about to charge
- Nope, he had a broad grin on his face, his eyes dark, as he mouthed something that made your face burn
- you couldn’t respond as Gedo began chasing you around the ring but the movement of his lips was burned into your brain
- “It looks better on you.”

Don’t pussy out on me now. They don’t know. They don’t know shit. You’re not going to get hurt. You’re fucking Baretta. They believe every fucking word. Cause you’re super cool.
—  me about to make a text post
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*** Hope you guys like it 😘 Im a little rusty after this hiatus that happened. Anyways, you being a badass, blood, violence, death and all of the above making Happy horny are in this one so there’s your warning. ***

“So here’s how this is gonna go down. You’re gonna be a good girl and do as you’re told. You follow directions and we won’t hurt you. Got it?” The Nord smiled and nodded at you but it slowly fell as you laughed in his face, your eyebrows arched as you looked at him. “You want me to be a good girl? Why the fuck would I do anything you want?” The mans face couldn’t hide his anger and he stood back up straight from his leaning position.

“It would be advised that you watch you mouth and just do as you’re told.” You snorted and the sound angered him further, his hand reaching out and smacking against your cheek. As the taste of blood spread in your mouth, you kept your head down, feigning submission. “That’s more like it. See, things are much easier when you don’t try to play tough. Now I’ll be back in a minute and you can call your pimp, let him know what’s going on.” You nodded gently and he walked away, leaving you in the room by yourself. As soon as he was gone, you looked back up and blew out a breath, working at loosening your ties again as you spoke to yourself, shocked at how stupid he was to call Happy your pimp. You’d kill him first.

You worked your hands around, ignoring the burning on your wrists as the rope rubbed you raw. You’d slowly been working to loosen the bindings from the moment you’d gotten here. Whoever had tied you up clearly hadn’t been a boy scout though because the knot was already nearly loose enough for you to pull your hands out. These Nords had taken you when you were putting groceries in your car, no one else in the deserted parking lot. They’d knocked you out and brought you to what looked just like a regular house. No warehouse, no basement. It was just you tied up in the middle of the living room in some country style home.

The rope was slowly becoming looser and you were rushing now, hoping that you’d be able to get them nearly undone by the time he was back. No doubt, after you’d spoken to Hap, he would take the phone back and say something himself. He’d be distracted and you could definitely use that to your advantage. You just needed to get your hands free. You could hear footsteps approaching and you hurriedly tugged on your restraints, the rope barely securing you know. Your hand slipped through just as he walked back into the living room, your cell in hand. You quickly wiped the look of determination off your face and replaced it with the mask of a scared damsel in distress.

“What’s he under in your phone?” You looked down at your lap, trying to hide your smirk from him. “Killer.” He laughed condescendingly and you could tell he’d bought your little show of embarrassment. “Big bad man like him with a sweet little girl like you. I’ll never understand it.” With a shrugged he scrolled down, found Happy and dialed, bringing the phone to your ear. It rang twice before Hap answered, his tone less than happy.

“Where are you? What’s going on?” His questions didn’t really sound like questions but he did sound worried and you smiled lightly. “I’m ok baby. Some Nords took me, I’m tied up in some house. They say they want to work out a deal with you and the club. Something about meth and crank.” The Nord pulled the phone away from you and put it up to his ear and began talking to Happy but you weren’t listening to him, you were too busy slipping your other hand through the knot and standing suddenly, throwing all your weight into him and taking him down. The phone clattered out of his hand as he fell and you reached out, grabbing the metal figurine from the coffee table that you had spotted earlier.

He gasped as you brought the heavy statue down, bludgeoning him with it. It didn’t take long for him to go still but you smashed the statue down a couple more times for good measure before standing and wiping at the splatters of blood on your face. Leaning down you pulled the gun from his waist and picked up your cracked phone, Happy’s voice silent, a stark contrast from his yelling when he’d first heard the commotion. “Baby?”

He stayed quiet for a moment more and you wondered if it was your phone just not working, but then you heard the smirk in his voice. “Did you just kill him?” You laughed and nodded, looking down at the body with an unrecognizable face. “Can you believe he called you my pimp?” This time it was your Old Man’s turn to laugh. “I bet you showed him.” “Shut up. Just hurry up and get here while I finish this shit.” You hung up the phone just as the other 2 Nords walked in, shock on their faces as they saw the body on the floor and the barrel of his Baretta aiming at them, knowing they’d picked up the wrong girl.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

“So what, you just beat him to death?” You rolled your eyes and nodded at Jax, running the brush through your wet hair. You’d taken a shower as soon as you’d gotten home, dried blood all over you. Hap and the guys had been after you the whole time once they picked you up, checking to make sure you were ok and trying to get the details. Once you’d given them all the info, then they just wanted to know how you managed to escape from that type of situation by yourself and do that much damage. They’d seen the bodies. You just shrugged and threw a wink Happy’s way. “What can I say? I learned from the best.”

You smiled at the proud look on your Old Mans face as he watched you from afar before looking to his brothers. “How about you guys head out, give her some time to rest.” The boys nodded, some of them smirking as they caught the hint and left. Happy stood as soon as they were out and made his way over to you, not even bothering to lock the front door behind them.

“You really fucked those guys up babe. You always look hot but today with that blood on you,” He didn’t finish his sentence as he growled and crushed his lips to yours, walking you backwards into the bedroom. He roughly pulled the robe from your body, leaving you naked and pushed you back on the bed, kneeling as his hands grasped your calves and brought your legs over his shoulders. He kissed around your thighs and you let your eyes slip closed, relaxing against the mattress. “I wish I could’ve seen you do it.” You laughed and shook your head as his mouth began to work on you, a low moan leaving your mouth and you smoothed a hand over his head. “Yeah. Maybe next time.”

Upcoming NJPW Events - 4/19/2017

This is the most up to date list of upcoming New Japan Pro Wrestling events I can provide, with full cards announced where possible.(NJPWWorld) means the event will be shown live on NJPWWorld. All cards subject to change.

Road to Wrestling Dontaku 2017
- 4/22/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall (NJPWWorld)

  • Hirai Kawato v. Shota Umino
  • YOSHI-HASHI [CHAOS] v. Tomoyuki Oka
  • Toru Yano & Jado [CHAOS] v. Takashi Iizuka & TAKA Michinoku [SZKG]
  • Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima, David Finlay Jr. & Katsuya Kitamura v. Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa, Yujiro Takahashi & Chase Owens [Bullet Club]
  • Hirooki Goto, Will Ospreay, Rocky Romero & Trent Baretta [CHAOS] v. Minoru Suzuki, Yoshinobu Kanemaru, Taichi & El Desperado [SZKG]
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi, Juice Robinson, Ryusuke Taguchi, Ricochet [FREE] & Yoshitatsu v. Tetsuya Naito, SANADA, EVIL, BUSHI & Hiromu Takahashi [Los Ingobernables]
  • Kazuchika Okada & Tomohiro Ishii [CHAOS] v. Kenny Omega & Bad Luck Fale [Bullet Club]

- 4/23/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall (NJPWWorld)

  • Hirai Kawato & Tomoyuki Oka v. Katsuya Kitamura & Shota Umino
  • Will Ospreay & Jado [CHAOS] v. TAKA Michinoku & El Desperado [SZKG]
  • Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima & David Finlay Jr. v. Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa & Yujiro Takahashi  [Bullet Club]
  • Hirooki Goto, Toru Yano, Rocky Romero & Trent Baretta [CHAOS] v. Minoru Suzuki, Takashi Iizuka, Yoshinobu Kanemaru & Taichi [SZKG]
  • Ryusuke Taguchi, Ricochet [FREE] & Yoshitatsu v. SANADA, Hiromu Takahashi & BUSHI [Los Ingobernables]
  • Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii & YOSHI-HASHI [CHAOS] v. Kenny Omega, Bad Luck Fale & Chase Owens [Bullet Club]
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi & Juice Robinson v. Tetsuya Naito & EVIL [Los Ingobernables]

- 4/25/2017, Osaka Prefectural Gymnasium Sub-Arena

  • Hirai Kawato v. Shota Umino
  • Tomoyuki Oka v. Katsuya Kitamura
  • YOSHI-HASHI, Jado, Rocky Romero & Trent Baretta [CHAOS] v. Takashi Iizuka, Yoshinobu Kanemaru, Taichi & TAKA Michinoku [SZKG]
  • Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima & David Finlay Jr. v. Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa & Chase Owens [Bullet Club]
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi, Juice Robinson, Ryusuke Taguchi, Ricochet [FREE] & Yoshitatsu v. Tetsuya Naito, SANADA, EVIL, BUSHI & Hiromu Takahashi [Los Ingobernables]
  • Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii & Toru Yano [CHAOS] v. Kenny Omega, Bad Luck Fale & Yujiro Takahashi [Bullet Club]
  • Hirooki Goto & Will Ospreay [CHAOS] v. Minoru Suzuki & El Desperado [SZKG]

- 4/26/2017, Hyogo Kakogawa City General Stadium

  • Hirai Kawato v. Shota Umino
  • Tomoyuki Oka v. Katsuya Kitamura
  • Toru Yano, YOSHI-HASHI & Jado [CHAOS] v. Takashi Iizuka, El Desperado & TAKA Michinoku [SZKG]
  • Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima & David Finlay Jr. v. Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa & Yujiro Takahashi  [Bullet Club]
  • Hirooki Goto, Rocky Romero & Trent Baretta [CHAOS] v. Minoru Suzuki, Yoshinobu Kanemaru & Taichi [SZKG]
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi, Juice Robinson, Ryusuke Taguchi, Ricochet [FREE] & Yoshitatsu v. Tetsuya Naito, SANADA, EVIL, BUSHI & Hiromu Takahashi [Los Ingobernables]
  • Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii & Will Ospreay [CHAOS] v. Kenny Omega, Bad Luck Fale & Chase Owens [Bullet Club]

- 4/27/2017, Hiroshima Green Arena Sub-Arena (NJPWWorld)

  • Jushin Thunder Liger, Hirai Kawato & Tomoyuki Oka v. Tiger Mask IV, Katsuya Kitamura & Shota Umino
  • Toru Yano, Will Ospreay & Jado [CHAOS] v. Takashi Iizuka, El Desperado & TAKA Michinoku [SZKG]
  • Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima & David Finlay Jr. v. Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa & Chase Owens [Bullet Club]
  • IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship: Yoshinobu Kanemaru & Taichi [SZKG] © v. Rocky Romero & Trent Baretta [CHAOS]
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi, Juice Robinson, Ryusuke Taguchi, Ricochet [FREE] & Yoshitatsu v. Tetsuya Naito, SANADA, EVIL, BUSHI & Hiromu Takahashi [Los Ingobernables]
  • Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii & YOSHI-HASHI [CHAOS] v. Kenny Omega, Bad Luck Fale & Yujiro Takahashi [Bullet Club]
  • NEVER Openweight Championship: Hirooki Goto [CHAOS] © v. Minoru Suzuki [SZKG]

- 4/30/2017, Miyzaki Hyuga City Cultural Exchange Center

  • Hirai Kawato v. Shota Umino
  • Jushin Thunder Liger & Katsuya Kitamura v. Tiger Mask IV & Tomoyuki Oka
  • YOSHI-HASHI & Jado [CHAOS] v. El Desperado & TAKA Michinoku [SZKG]
  • Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima & David Finlay Jr. v. Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa & Yujiro Takahashi  [Bullet Club]
  • Hirooki Goto, Toru Yano, Rocky Romero & Trent Baretta [CHAOS] v. Minoru Suzuki, Takashi Iizuka, Yoshinobu Kanemaru & Taichi [SZKG]
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi, Juice Robinson, Ryusuke Taguchi, Ricochet [FREE] & Yoshitatsu v. Tetsuya Naito, SANADA, EVIL, BUSHI & Hiromu Takahashi [Los Ingobernables]
  • Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii & Will Ospreay [CHAOS] v. Kenny Omega, Bad Luck Fale & Chase Owens [Bullet Club]

- 5/1/2017, Kagoshima Aira City General Athletic Park Gymnasium

  • Yoshitatsu v. Tomoyuki Oka
  • Jushin Thunder Liger & Hirai Kawato v. Tiger Mask IV & Shota Umino
  • Toru Yano & Jado [CHAOS] v. El Desperado & TAKA Michinoku [SZKG]
  • Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima & David Finlay Jr. v. Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa & Chase Owens [Bullet Club]
  • Hirooki Goto, YOSHI-HASHI, Rocky Romero & Trent Baretta [CHAOS] v. Minoru Suzuki, Takashi Iizuka, Yoshinobu Kanemaru & Taichi [SZKG]
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi, Juice Robinson, Ryusuke Taguchi, Ricochet [FREE] & Tiger Mask W v. Tetsuya Naito, SANADA, EVIL, BUSHI & Hiromu Takahashi [Los Ingobernables]
  • Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii & Will Ospreay [CHAOS] v. Kenny Omega, Bad Luck Fale & Yujiro Takahashi [Bullet Club]

Wrestling Toyo no Kuni
- 4/29/2017, Oita Beppu B-Con Plaza (NJPWWorld)

  • Jushin Thunder Liger, Hirai Kawato & Tomoyuki Oka v. Tiger Mask IV, Katsuya Kitamura & Shota Umino
  • Jado, Rocky Romero & Trent Baretta [CHAOS] v. Yoshinobu Kanemaru, Taichi & El Desperado [SZKG]
  • Ryusuke Taguchi & Yoshitatsu v. SANADA & BUSHI [Los Ingobernables]
  • Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima & David Finlay Jr. v. Tama Tonga, Tanga Loa & Yujiro Takahashi  [Bullet Club]
  • Hirooki Goto, YOSHI-HASHI & Will Ospreay [CHAOS] v. Minoru Suzuki, Takashi Iizuka & TAKA Michinoku [SZKG]
  • Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii & Toru Yano [CHAOS] v. Kenny Omega, Bad Luck Fale & Chase Owens [Bullet Club]
  • IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship: Hiromu Takahashi [Los Ingobernables] © v. Ricochet [FREE]
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi v. EVIL [Los Ingobernables]
  • IWGP Intercontinental Championship: Tetsuya Naito [Los Ingobernables] © v. Juice Robinson

Wrestling Dontaku 2017
- 5/3/2017, Fukuoka Kokusai Center (NJPWWorld)

  • Yoshitatsu & Hirai Kawato v. Tomoyuki Oka & Katsuya Kitamura
  • YOSHI-HASHI & Will Ospreay [CHAOS] v. Yujiro Takahashi & Chase Owens [Bullet Club]
  • Togi Makabe, Tiger Mask W & Tiger Mask IV v. Yuji Nagata, Manabu Nakanishi & Jushin Thunder Liger
  • Hirooki Goto, Toru Yano, Jado, Rocky Romero & Trent Baretta [CHAOS] v. Minoru Suzuki, Takashi Iizuka, Yoshinobu Kanemaru, Taichi & El Desperado [SZKG]
  • David Finlay Jr. v. Cody Rhodes [Bullet Club]
  • Juice Robinson & KUSHIDA v. Tetsuya Naito & Hiromu Takahashi [Los Ingobernables]
  • IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championship 3-Way Match: Hanson & Raymond Rowe [ROH] © v. Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Satoshi Kojima v. Tama Tonga & Tanga Loa [Bullet Club]
  • NEVER Openweight 6-Man Tag Team Champioship: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Ryusuke Taguchi & Ricochet [FREE] © v. SANADA, EVIL & BUSHI [Los Ingobernables]
  • Tomohiro Ishii [CHAOS] v. Kenny Omega [Bullet Club]
  • IWGP Heavyweight Championship: Kazuchika Okada [CHAOS] © v. Bad Luck Fale [Bullet Club]

New Japan Road
- 5/5/2017, Ehime Matsuyama Community Center

  • Tiger Mask IV & Shota Umino v. Taichi & TAKA Michinoku [SZKG]
  • Jushin Thunder Liger & Hirai Kawato v. Yoshinobu Kanemaru & El Desperado [SZKG]
  • Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Satoshi Kojima & Tomoyuki Oka v. Yuji Nagata, Manabu Nakanishi & Katsuya Kitamura
  • Togi Makabe & KUSHIDA v. YOSHI-HASHI & Jado [CHAOS]
  • Tomohiro Ishii, Toru Yano & Gedo [CHAOS] v. SANADA, Hiromu Takahashi & BUSHI [Los Ingobernables]
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi & Ryusuke Taguchi v. Tetsuya Naito & EVIL [Los Ingobernables]
  • Kazuchika Okada & Hirooki Goto [CHAOS] v. Minoru Suzuki & Takashi Iizuka [SZKG]

ROH/NJPW War of the Worlds
- 5/7/2017, Ted Reeve Arena, Toronto, ONT
- 5/10/2017, Ford Community and Arts Center, Dearborn, MI
- 5/12/2017, Hammerstein Ballroom, NYC (PPV)
- 5/14/2017, 2300 Arena, Philadelphia, PA

Lion’s Gate: Project 5
- 5/9/2017, Tokyo Shinjuku FACE

Best of the Super Juniors XXIV
- 5/17/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall
- 5/18/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall
- 5/20/2017, Mie Matsusaka City General Gynmasium
- 5/21/2017, Shizuoka Kira Messe Yumatsu
- 5/22/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall
- 5/23/2017, Tochigi City General Sports Park Gymnasium
- 5/25/2017, Ishikawa Komatsu Yoshitsune Arena
- 5/26/2017, Nagano Athletic Park Integrated Gymnasium
- 5/27/2017, Ibaraki Tsukuba Capio Arena
- 5/28/2017, Gunma New Sunpia Takasaki
- 5/29/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall
- 5/31/2017, Osaka EDION Arena Second Stadium
- 6/1/2017, Aichi Nagoya International Conference Hall
- 6/3/2017, Tokyo Yoyogi Second Gymnasium

Road to Dominion
- 6/9/2011, Tokyo Korakuen Hall

Dominion 6.11 in Osaka-Jo Hall
- 6/11/2017, Osaka Osaka-Jo Hall

Lion’s Gate: Project 6
- 6/15/2017, Tokyo Shinjuku FACE

Kizuna Road 2017
- 6/18/2017, Niigata Tennai City General Gymnasium
- 6/19/2017,  Ibaraki Furukawa-shi Central Athletic Park General Gymnasium
- 6/20/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall
- 6/22/2017, Yamagata Sakata City Gymnasium
- 6/23/2017,  Aomori Goshogawara Citizen Gymnasium
- 6/24/2017,  Iwate Prefectural Gymnasium
- 6/26/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall
- 6/27/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall

G1 Special in USA
- 7/1/2017, Long Beach Convention Center, Long Beach, CA
- 7/2/2017, Long Beach Convention Center, Long Beach, CA

G1 Climax 27
- 7/17/2017, Hokkaido Prefectural Sports Center
- 7/20/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall
- 7/21/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall
- 7/22/2017, Tokyo Korakuen Hall
- 7/23/2017, Tokyo Machida City General Stadium
- 7/25/2017, Fukushima Big Palette
- 7/26/2017, Miyagi Sendai Sun Plaza Hall
- 7/27/2017, Niigata Aore Nagaoka
- 7/29/2017, Aichi Prefectural Gymnasium
- 7/30/2017, Gifu Industry Center
- 8/1/2017, Kagoshima Arena
- 8/2/2017, Fukuoka Citizen Gymnasium
- 8/4/2017, Ehime Item
- 8/5/2017, Osaka EDION Arena
- 8/6/2017, Shizuoka Act City Hamamatsu
- 8/8/2017, Kanagawa Yokohama Cultural Gymnasium
  
- 8/11/2017, Tokyo Ryogoku Kokugikan
- 8/12/2017, Tokyo Ryogoku Kokugikan
- 8/13/2017, Tokyo Ryogoku Kokugikan