the barbarian

Barbarians make the best rogues

DM: Okay so you enter the dragon’s cave. All around you is gold and various treasures. There is a large blue dragon sleeping beside what appears to be her egg.

Barbarian: I WANNA PUNCH THE EGG AND STEAL THE LOOT!
*rolls a nat 1 to punch the egg*

DM: Okay so the sight of the dragon temporarily confuses you, and you punch the pile of gold before grabbing the dragon egg and hauling ass.

Barbarian: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!

Party: PUNCH THE LOOT AND STEAL THE DRAGON!

DM: The Dragon wakes up and notices her egg is gone and…

Barbarian: SEDUCTION ROLL!
*rolls a nat 20*

Party: *pounding our fists on the table* FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON! FUCK THE DRAGON!

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Breath of the Wild Armour Sets [Part 1]

A few weeks ago, I announced that I was working on a Zelda project. Well, this is it! I challenged myself to draw every single armour set in Breath of the Wild. There are a total of 21 armour sets but I plan on drawing 4 additional items that are not part of sets (Eg, Champion’s Tunic) However, Tumblr only allows 10 pictures at once so here’s the first 10: 

  1. Gerudo
  2. Zora
  3. Desert Voe
  4. Ancient
  5. Hylian
  6. Snowquill
  7. Barbarian
  8. Stealth
  9. Climber
  10. Radiant

I have yet to draw the remaining 15 but I will upload everything in one shot when it’s done! 

Also, yes, I am going to draw the Amiibo exclusives too. Even sets that are unobtainable (Eg. Fierce Diety). Look out for it! :)


See the next 6 here!

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Barbarians, man.

Fairly large party in an Egypt-like setting. We were just joined by a half-elf sorcerer who is a famous private investigator in the city. He owns a shop and doesn’t trust the rest of us. Granted, we’re dicks who refuse to believe that he’s famous.

Sorcerer: I slam the door in their faces and lock it.

Barbarian: I break down the door.

Sorcerer: I have, like, five locks on it.

DM: Roll for it.

Sorcerer: Seriously. Bunch of locks. It’s barred. You’re not getting–

Barbarian: *nat 20*

Sorcerer: –in.

DM: You ain’t got no door, man.

All four houses playing D&D...

Hufflepuff: You finally see the big treasure chest!

Gryffindor: I use detect magic!

Hufflepuff: No magic…

Slytherin: I use detect trap!

Hufflepuff: no trap…

Gryffindor: SWEET! I’m going to…

Ravenclaw: Wait a minute!

Ravenclaw: I blow black pepper cloud at the treasure chest…

Hufflepuff: … The treasure chest sneezes…

Slytherin: How did you know to do that?

Ravenclaw: I may not be able to read, but I’m definitely not stupid enough to get eaten by a random mimic.

Gryffindor: Did the barbarian just insult our intelligence?