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Accidentally Exposed - Josh Dun Smut

A/N: Thank’s for 500, here’s a long ass Josh Dun smut to celebrate.


Pairing: Josh Dun x Reader

Type: Smutty smut

Word Count: 4.6k

Warnings: Blood, nudes, sex, the fun stuff


Originally posted by jcsephsdun

“I understand,” you say through gritted teeth. “Thank you for the consideration.” 

You push the end button and throw your phone onto the carpet of your apartment frustratedly, wanting to scream but also crawl under the covers and cry your eyes out.

You were a newly graduated student from a photography college and had big dreams to have your own photography company, but that wasn’t going so well to say the least. Right out of college, you moved straight to the heart of California, hoping to land as much as an internship with a company. Your resume was online and on many websites, but you barely got offered jobs, to which you weren’t even interested in. And when you applied to companies, you were rejected. Since you had to pay the bills, you had landed a job as a bartender, earning less than minimum wage to pay for your rent. You were past the state of angry and sad. You were loosing hope and money at rapid pace. 

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Telling Ashton you're pregnant.

You spent a few days on tour with the boys about a month or so ago. It was fun. But there was that embarrassing moment when Luke walked in on you and Ashton and yelled “OH GOD” before he ran out of the room. The boys come home today and you have a lot to do before Ashton gets home. You want to have a nice home cooked meal on the table for him and of course you still had to figure out how to tell Ashton you were pregnant. You were at the grocery store you saw the cards and a brilliant idea came in your head. You quick picked up a card, paid for your groceries, and headed to Starbucks. When Ashton got home you were still cooking and sipping on some green tea. On the table was a card and Ashton’s favorite drink from Starbucks. “Hi baby” he said as he pulled you close and kissed you. “I’m so happy you’re home” you smile at him “Dinner is almost ready and there’s something for you on the table”. He looks at you slightly confused, I’m probably acting weird you think. He walks over to the table and opens the card. “Uh, y/n? Happy Father’s Day? That’s weeks away.” he doesn’t think twice about it, probably because he gets called the dad of the band all the time and thinks it’s a joke. But seriously, could he be more oblivious? He probably had jet lag. “Ashton” you pause trying not to giggle “I know. Hey, did I get your coffee order right?” He picks up the cup and before he takes a drink he notices the name on the cup, it says “Dad”. “Y/n..” he turns to you and sees you’re holding a picture of an ultrasound. “What?!?! Are you serious” he shouts. You nod and he grabs your face and kisses you. “I’m going to be a dad? You’re going to be a mom?” He smiles at you smiling at him. “OH GOD!” he shouts with a big grin on his face. “Yea, that’s what Luke yelled when he walked in on us” you laugh. “Of fucking course Luke would walk in on us making a baby. Wait until we tell him that”. “He’ll probably scream again” Ashton laughs.