the band can't be complete without you

One of the most defining and frustrating aspects of my personality is my lack of one. It changes day to day and so often in between that I’m not entirely sure who I am at the core of myself. I couldn’t tell you my actual favourite colour or band or food or anything that is a choice I’d have to make without the input or approval of others and I’m just so fucking tired of it

  • I just pay for everything, design everything, make everyone look cooler.
  • Please be a secret door, please be a secret door, please be a secret door… Yay!
  • We don't have time for a city hall debate. I don't want to hear the "man was not meant to meddle" medley.
  • An intelligence agency that fears intelligence? Historically, not awesome
  • Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.
  • Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.
  • That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it. I mean it's not technically accurate.
  • Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic.
  • I'm just not the hero type.
  • Give me a scotch. I'm starving.
  • It's funny, I though with it being my plane and all that it would just wait for me.
  • I'm sorry. This is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there.
  • Hmmm. Your eyes are red. Tears for your long lost boss?
  • I've been called many things. Nostalgic is not one of them.
  • Please don't follow me around with it either because I feel like I'm going to catch on fire spontaneously
  • You are the most capable, qualified, trustworthy person I've ever met, you'll do great. Is it too much to ask?
  • Come on, honey bear.
  • What's better, winning all that money or not caring about it?
  • Panic. I would say panic is my reaction.
  • I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns.
  • Okay, give me a smooch for good luck, I might not make it back!
  • You complete me!
  • Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing...
  • I told you I don't want to join your super-secret boy band.
  • What? Blow something up? I already did that
  • Things are different now, I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. That's you.
  • No. You're in a relationship with me, nothing will ever be okay.
  • Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
  • Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
  • That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice. But we did.
  • I will be fair, but firmly cruel.
  • I don't trust a guy without a dark side. Call me old fashioned.
  • And for gosh's sake, watch your language!
  • I was wrong about you. The whole world was wrong about you.
  • No, ha, definitely not. We're taking a break. It's nobody's fault.

I messed up a few times so there are some weird cuts in here from editing, but here’s my graduation speech. I worked really hard on it and I’m really nervous to give it on Thursday, so if any of you could listen to it and give feedback I would really appreciate it!

P.S. There’s a twenty one pilots quote at the end so that’s dope.

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