the backup dress

dad!Sodapop

- has as many kids as he does pets
- just kidding there’s more pets than small humans

- two kids have really weird names and the others have really cute names
- their momma gave them normal middle names as a backup plan

- he dresses all his kids in flannels and jeans and Converse
- so if you ever see an army of mini Sodapops, you’ll know why

- he tried to feed his daughter baby food but ended up eating three jars
- he was like “look it’s yummy!” and ate a spoonful but actually liked it
- so he ate three jars of strawberry banana while his baby girl had to eat peas

- so many cuddles
- he always holding his kids

- piggy back rides!
- even when his kids are too big
- “there’s no such thing as ‘too big’”

- if you think he can’t hit all of his kids on his lap at once, you’re right
- but that isn’t stopping him

- Soda is basically his dad 2.0

- he works super hard to provide for his kids
- and when he comes home from the auto body shop, his kids tackle him with hugs

- he has a son who looks 100% like him
- he couldn’t be happier
- the son goes by “Minipop” and nothing else
- what even is his real name? Soda doesn’t know

- he teaches his sons how to fix up cars
- his oldest son gets better than him and soon Steve has to teach him
- Steve finds it the funniest thing

- Soda warns his kids about the real world
- “you wanna be like Uncle Ponyboy, not like Uncle Dallas”
- and his oldest daughter chimes in with something like, “yeah. Dallas is an ass.”
- and Soda is so shocked like, “where did you learn to speak like that?”
- “Dallas.”

- okay but the gang and their kids playing big games of football and baseball? yes please
- think of all the picnics!
- so much food and games and laughs and just a good time

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Okay first OFF. LET’S START WITH THE GODDAMN HIGH TECH SETTING THAT LOOKED SO LIT , I THOUGHT I’D LOSE MY SHIT , BUT THEN FREAKING KIM NAMJOON SHOWS UP AND WALKS LIKE A BOSS WITH PURPLE HAIR AND I CHOKED ON MY BREATH AND THEN THERE WAS LIKE AT LEAST 30 BACKUP DANCERS DRESSED AS NINJAS LIKE HOLY SHIT, THEY’RE GOING FOR A WILD CONCEPT THIS TIME. AND THEN FREAKING , SON OF A AGUST D , SHOWED UP IN RED AND I PULLED ON MY HAIR CAUSE HOW DARE HE DYE HIS HAIR WITH BLUE HIGHLIGHTS AND RAP AS IF IT’S NO ONE’S BUSINESS. AND THEN FREAKING JUNG SON OF A MISCHIEVOUS DARK LORD FETUS KOOK RANDOMLY FREAKING SHOWED UP WITH HIS STUPID PINK HIGHLIGHTS , SEXY JACKET AND I COMPLETELY LOST MY SHIT.CAN WE TALK THREE SECONDS ABOUT HOW F*CKING TALL HE LOOKS IN THIS MV. LIKE WTF .AM I IMAGINING THINGS. AND THEN KIM TAEHYUNG AND HIS BANDANA , LIKE F*CK , SON , I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE A NICE KID ?!!! HOW DARE YOU PULL A FOREHEAD ON ME LIKE THIS. I CRIED A LITTLE (OR MAYBE A LOT) AND JUNG F*CKING HOSEOK , YOU SON OF AN EVIL. THAT GUY OWNS HIS INTRO FOR WINGS , CAUSE SHIT , HE’S THE EVIL’S REINCARNATION IN HUMAN FORM . HOW DARE HIS WEAR THESE TIGHT PANTS AND THAT STUPID CAP AND ACT ALL SWAG WHILE I’M TRYING TO REMAIN CHILL BUT I CAN’T CHILL CAUSE ITS FREAKING BTS AND THEN IT HAPPENED…. CHOKE ME JIMIN APPEARED AND I CHOKED ON MY WATER CAUSE HIS GODDAMN PINK HAIR , HIS NOTES AND FOOTWORK ,WE’RE ON A WHOLE NEW LEVEL . YOU CAN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH PARK JIMIN TRIED WRECKING ME AND JUNGKOOK TOGETHER . I’M SURE JUNGKOOK CRIED SECRETLY AFTER HE WATCHED THE MV , CAUSE JIMIN BE HAVING WAY TOO MUCH EFFECT ON EVERYONE. SOMEONE PARK THIS JIMIN CAUSE I CAN’T .AND THE KIM FREAKING SEOKJIN AND HIS DANCING LIKE HOLY SHIT, HE’S SO GOOD ??!!!HIS GORGEOUS JACKET OMGGDFSHSJSLSLSLZLS SJDJDM HE ETHEREAL BEAUTY MAKE PUNCH A WALL. BTS RUINED ME. SOMEONE COLLECT ME

Balthazar & Purple

This was requested by an Anon! I hope you all enjoy this! <3 <3

Word Count: 561

Warnings: Fluff

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You threw the three dresses you owned onto your bed.  There was a sparkly, long red gown, a typical black dress, and navy blue gown.  You never thought you would be the woman who would look at three different dresses, debating on which one to wear.  To make matters worse, you were standing in a robe unable to decide on which dress was the one.  You felt like one of those girls from a tv show where they stressed over which dress looked better.

Balthazar entered your room, slightly startling you.  He chuckled at you, shutting the door behind him.  He strolled over to where you stood, looking over the dresses you had displayed out on your bed.  He liked them all on you, but he knew you didn’t.

“You’re only meeting my family [Y/N],” Balthazar pointed out.  “Surely it can’t be that hard to pick a dress.”

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Request from Anonymous: hi hello there i have a request!! so scenario were you are a solo singer and dating jay park ! i want this character to be strong woman with sarcastic replies who is not afraid to say whats on her mind ya feel me ? so she has a concert and does a cover of beyonce - dance for you and rocket dedicated to jay ( i hope you get me ) thanks a lot boo ill be waiting

Please listen to Dance for You and Rocket by Beyonce when you’re reading this. I think it kinda helps with the story telling haha 

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“So [Y/N], I’ve sent youthe song set list for tomorrow night and as requested, you can have 2 more songs added. Whatever you like, just let me know by the end of the day. Cool?” your manager asked you.

“Yeah I saw it and it’s good, I’m happy with the set. Umm I have 2 songs in mind and both are by Beyoncé. Dance for you and Rocket.”

“Nice song choices and I’m guessing it is dedicated to your boyfriend? He is going to do thrilled! I’ll let the producers of the show know. If you need anything else, let me know, superstar.”

You hung up and you heard Jay opening the door.

“Hey baby. How are you?” He asked as he came over to sit next to you on the sofa. You have him a peck on the lips.

“I just got my song set list and I’m so excited! You better turn up for my concert babe. Otherwise no snuggle time in the morning or ever actually.”

“Ah stop playing with me. I know you enjoy snuggle time more than me.”

“Really? Why then this morning you couldn’t get up, huh? I remember you saying ‘oh fuck, I have a boner now,” you mocked Jay.

“Cos you kept pushing that ass of yours into my groin area. And you made me go to work late this morning. Simon was grilling me all day.”

“Aw boo hoo. Hey let’s have pizza for dinner. I’m so sick of like noodles and rice.”

“But I just had pizza for lunch,” Jay whined.

“Well I didn’t so I’m ordering pizza. You can order whatever you like then.”

“Babe, why can’t you be like them girls who listens to their boyfriend’s requests ?”

“Aw do you want me take off your shoes, sweetie?”

Jay smiled and put his feet on the coffee table. You stared at him in disbelief. Was he actually serious?

“Err are you kidding me, Park? Take off your own shoes and stop putting your feet on the table!” you told him as you went back to your phone to start ordering dinner.

//

Jay turned up to the concert so he was standing back stage and looked out at the crowd. He was so proud of you. He knew you have worked so hard to be you were. Something that the two of you shared dearly. You manager had given Jay your concert glow sticks so he was waving them around like a 3 year old.

“Hey, did [Y/N] tell you what she is singing at the end?”

“Um she didn’t. She told me it was surprise. Can you tell me?”

“No Jay, no can do. I don’t want to ruin the surprise but heads up, you’ll be in for a ride.”

Your concert was coming to an end. You only had two songs left to perform. The two songs that you had specifically chosen for Jay.

“Okay, I have 2 more songs left to sing and both are by the one and only Queen B!” you exclaimed to the crowd. “I’ll be back in 5. Till then enjoy this slideshow of all your fan photos that sent in!”

You went backstage to refuel on your energy. You saw Jay still waving the glow sticks around.

“Having fun babe?,” you asked as he handed you a bottle of water.

“Why can’t I sit at the front? I can’t see jack shit when I’m standing here.”

“If you sit there my fans will go crazy for you and this is my solo concert, not [Y/N] ft. Jay Park. Lemme do my thing, babe. Stop being childish.”

“But baby, I want to see you up close. I promise I won’t cause too much attention. I’ll wear a disguise.” 

“Disguise? People can spot you from a mile away. Your baggy clothes and that neck tatts are a big giveaway. Plus you don’t hear my complaining at your concert. You see me everyday so what difference does it make if you’re standing at the front?” 

He pulled you in and held his arms around your waist. Jay then leaned in for a kiss, but you pulled back.

“Mm no. Say sorry so being childish and demanding then I’ll give you a kiss.”

“Are you serious babe? C’mon, let your good looking boyfriend kiss you.”

Just then your manager came up to you.

“[Y/N], you need to go back no stage now.”

You nodded at your manager.

“Too late, Park.” 

You pulled away from him and walked back on stage. But Jay ran after you and smack you on the ass. You turned around and he was already hiding backstage. The crowd went wild when they saw what he did to you. 

The stage then turned dark and it felt like the whole mood was changed. From it being all bright and lights flashing, the stage was filled with smoke. You stood behind a make-shift curtain with your back up dancer. A light shone behind you so the crowd saw silhouette of you and the dancer.

The song Rocket began to fade in and you were ready.

Let me sit this ass on you. You sang.

Just at the make shift curtain dropped, the backup dancer ripped your dress to reveal another outfit underneath. You were now wearing short shorts and a leather bralette. You took your high ponytail out so now your wavy locks were flowing down your shoulders.

You and your backup dancer danced to the choreography. It was very sultry and you intended it for be that way. You wanted Jay to chock on air since he was always performing shirtless, twerking, blowing kisses to sexy ladies and doing that annoying thing with his pecks. You wanted Jay to know you can do those things as well.

Jay was left dumbfounded when he saw how you were dancing with, actually more like against , the backup dancer. He was grabbing and touching on every of your body. And you were returning the favour.

The way you were moving your hips made Jay feel something. He was excited yet starstruck since he has never seen you do anything like that before. 

You look so comfortable in my skin, skin, skin. Rockets 'til waterfalls. 

You sang the last line and ended the song within the embrace of the backup dancer’s arms. The moves weren’t nearly as energetic but you were out of breathe. 

“Okay. I hope I did Bey proud with my cover. Now I hope you enjoy the last song for the night. It’s another one by Bey and um I’m going to bring a special guest out here. I’m not sure if you know him but please give a huge welcome for..Jay Park!”

Jay was hesitate but pushed those emotions aside and made his way towards you. 

“Hey baby. Are you happy that you’re on stage now?”

“Thrilled. But why the am I here?” 

You ran backstage and grabbed a chair. You put it in centre stage.

“Sit down.”

You told Jay as you gestured him to the chair. He did what he was told. You signaled the producers and the stage was dark again. When the stage went dark you walked towards Jay.

“What’s your play here baby girl?”

“Just sit back and relax.”

Dance for you by Beyonce started to fade it. The stage was now dimly lit. You were standing behind Jay and ran your hands down his chest whilst singing:

I just wanna show you how much I appreciate you, yes
Wanna show you how much I’m dedicated to you, yes

Jay was smiling and he tried to turn his head but you didn’t let him. When you got the chorus you were literally on your knees in front of him. The crowd cheers could not get any louder. 

Tonight I’m gonna put my body on your body
Boy I like it when you watch me, ah

You got up and started to dance around him. He tried to touch you given any chances but you didn’t allow that. You simply hit his hands away and he greeted you with a smirk. When you got the end of verse 2, you sang the lines into his ears:

Sit back, sit back, it’s the pre-game show
Daddy you know what’s up!

You continued to give him the time of his life and throughout the song he couldn’t look away from you. You sang the last few lines whilst sitting on Jay’s lap. This time you allowed him to wrap his arms around you. 

//

When you bid goodbye to your fans, you headed back to your changing room. This was probably the more tiring show you’ve put on. You were about to change when there was a knock on the door. You opened it and it was Jay. He didn’t say anything but pushed you back into the change room and locked the door.

“Hey, what are you doing?. I need to change.”

“You weren’t very nice when you pulled me on stage.”

“You said you wanted a closer look of me so I gave you that.”

Jay stepped towards you closing the gap between the two of you. His arms found your waist and he pulled you in. You couldn’t help but put your arms around his neck.

“I thought you would enjoy that performance babe, so you’re welcome.”

Jay began kissing you before making his way towards your neck. You let out a soft moan before pulling back.

“Again babe?”

“Where were you when the show ended?”

Jay was hesitate to answer your question.

“I had to um sit there for awhile. Did you know how embarrassing it was. Now shut up and let me kiss you.”

Jay began to push you towards the wall all the while kissing your lips and neck. When your back touched the wall, you pulled away from his kisses.

“What now?”

“We can’t do it now.”

“I’ve locked the door and plus it’s pretty noisy out there. No one is going to hear us.”

You grinned shyly at him.

“I know people won’t hear us but that is not why we can’t do it tonight.”

Jay crooked his head to the side.

“What do you mean then?”

“I’m on my period, babe.”


‘I assume you have a backup dress?’
'Two,’ she admitted, letting him help her to her feet. 'And I did reserve another date for a wedding two months from now. Different church - in case this one exploded.’
—  Waxillium Ladrian and Steris Harms, The Bands of Mourning by Brandon Sanderson

The Real Issue White People Have: Black Women Are Starting To Love Themselves Too Loudly

Beyoncé’s new song “Formation” and its visuals were released the day before the Super Bowl, with the singer performing the song alongside Coldplay and Bruno Mars the very next day.

People are flipping shit.

Why? Many white conservative people across the nation claim the music video and the performance slammed police officers and is basically worse than the KKK burning crosses and lynching black people.

Up until now, Beyonce has never explicitly said “I love my blackness” and now people are shaking. Underneath the threats for boycotts outside of the NFL headquarters and Fox News anchormen slamming the singer’s husband for his drug dealing past, what people are really mad about is a black woman loving herself very loudly.

With anthems like “Single Ladies”, “Irreplaceable”, “Who Run The World (Girls”, Beyonce has made music for every woman. You had the white girls who did the hand waving “Single Ladies” dance, the black girls who pointed “to the left, to the left”, and gay white men who knew the entire choreography to “Countdown”. Beyonce has been the pop star for every person from every background for a decade so much so that people may have forgotten that at the end of the day, she is still a Black woman from Texas with a black husband and a black daughter with very natural hair.

The trend for the past year has been a beautiful journey of black girls starting to love themselves more and more. You’d think something like this would be supported, but it’s caused a huge backlash from self-hating black people like Stacey Dash to Elle Magazine bashing the popular “#BlackGirlMagic” movement.

We’re in the middle of a huge shift where black girls are praising what would be negative stereotypes to others (I got hot sauce in my bag…SWAG) and they’re acknowledging the fact that our features are some of the most sought after features for non-black celebrities like Kylie Jenner even though we’re taught to hate them when they’re on our own bodies.

The Super Bowl controversy is being painted as a racial war when it’s really just a war on black people loving their blackness. With Beyonce’s backup dancers dressed like Black Panthers, which was an activist group that inflicted no harm on others unlike hate groups like the KKK, there is nothing offensive about Queen Bey’s performance other than a Black woman praising her blackness for the entire world watching.

in that Leverage-in-Europa AU, during that time period where Klaus had announced Gil as his son and heir but clearly nobody had any idea what he looked like, the team definitely ran a con that involved Hardison getting into somewhere, like, somewhere seriously high-security, by claiming to be Gilgamesh Wulfenbach. Maybe with Eliot as backup dressed as an airman.

This may not have been entirely planned. It was definitely at the 2/3-through part of the episode where the original plan has gone to hell in a handbasket and at least half the team is independently winging it. Afterwards, Sophie is somewhere between distraught and furious (the way moms get when they’re relieved.) “What were you thinking? Never pretend to be someone you didn’t make up unless there’s no alternative! Particularly not someone like that, and about whom you know absolutely nothing!”

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The 1982 Tony Awards are the best Tony Awards ever because there was a ton of backstage shenanigans, heavy feuds between Nine and Dreamgirls, Jennifer Holliday’s iconic performance of “And I Am Telling You,” and on top of all that, Cher was there and she just kind of randomly performed “My Heart Belongs to Daddy” on top of a fake iceberg with backup dancers dressed in parkas as she stripped.

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Their clothes catch as they pass each other at QC.

It was actually the third time it happened, and Felicity was scared that Isabel was going to walk in at any moment and think they were having sex with their clothes on, which, was that even possible, I mean it had to be but… maybe all your clothes weren’t on, obviously, and—

“Felicity.”

“Yes?” she asked, trying to pull the sleeve of her dress away from his blazer. How the hell did that even happen anyways?

For the third time.

Oliver’s eyes shot up to the top of his head, “Now’s not the time to tell me about how people can have sex with their clothes on.”

Felicity’s eyes shut in mortification. Of course she said that out loud. While being not even three inches away from Oliver.

Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

She pulled her sleeve even harder, not caring if she ripped her dress at this point. 

“Hey”, he whispered, putting a hand over hers to stop her from ruining her dress, because on top of everything else, that was really the last thing she needed. (She had already used up her backup dress when she spilled coffee on her work outfit two days ago. The universe hated her.)

Oliver slowly removed the strand of cloth stuck to a button on his blazer, and squeezed her hand before smiling at her and walking back into his office. 

Felicity exhaled deeply, still feeling his hand on hers even though he moved away from her. 

She needed a day off.

Both goalies injured in Florida. Montoya keeps going in and out of the net. Dale Tallon (coach) is on the phone trying to find a goalie. Their goalie coach is dressed as backup as Montoya plays through with difficulty.

Jane By Design Next Week's Episode

Jane. Billy. Just date each other already. You’re both too freaking cute to keep this bottled up inside. As much as I want to hate Zoey, I don’t. I just love Jane and Billy more and I know abc family won’t actually let anything happen in the next episode…because they never do until season finale. I will be beyond mad if they don’t renew Jane By Design. If they don’t Nick Roux better get himself hired real fast on another film/tv show because he is too beautiful and handsome and dapper not to be seen with ma eyes.

The Backup Dress

“You look like someone who doesn’t have plans tonight…” -Eli

“That’s insulting…” -Jane

“Yea that came out wrong…” -Eli

I love Eli ♥, there’s just something about him I just love. OMG! And Billy’s face when Jane said she had a date… His face broke my heart </3

but I mean Jane deserves to have someone since he didn’t have the balls guts to tell her and now he’s with Zoe >_>. Dakota and Kate… bleh that is so weird. I can only imagine how awkward that must be for Ben and Jane. If Kate says no to him… then I don’t know what she wants because she is obviously all over him. UGH i’m so tired of Amanda… I just want to rip her face off! Lol! I feel so bad for Rita :( but I guess she’s learning to value Ben the hard way. But i’m 100% sure that Ben still loves Rita and no matter how hard Amanda tries he will never love her as much as he loves Rita. I’m so jealous or Jane, she has a hot best friend but other than that he’s always there for her and helps her whenever she needs the help, AND she has the best relationship with her big brother…

I still have a feeling Nick & Zoe will end up together, the feeling is not so strong anymore because of what happened in the end but there might still be a chance; they do seem to have A LOT of chemistry. Ben and his baseball career :’), i’m so happy for him! Oh and the higlight of this episode, when Amanda was “setting a mood” and Ben completely turned her down and said that he still wasn’t over Rita and then Amanda says

“Shaw the Jaw?”

Then Ben replies with

“Don’t call her that again” *shuts door*

One of the best scenes in this episode!! xD… Now that conversation of Jane and Billy 

“We’re just friends, you’ve said so yourself” -Jane

But deep inside Jane knew there was something more in between there but then Billy goes and screws up the moment when he says:

“You’re not a girl girl, you’re just… Jane”

I was like whoa what?! Billy… the hell was that?! If i were Jane those words sure would’ve hurt me. I don’t even know what that’s suppose to mean. Ugh and then when Ben is talking to Rita about seconds chances and she’s sitting there thinking he’s talking about Amanda when he’s really talking about baseball… I don’t know about you guys but when Zoe was wearing Jane’s dress I really hated her. I don’t know why I just did LOL! I still want Jane and Billy together! BUT I would not mind having Eli and Jane together for awhile… they’re just too adorable… (realize how some of us don’t mind Eli and Jane but we hate Billy and Zoe together? Lol!)… I have to be honest that I got a little teary when Ben comes home all happy and Jane can’t tell him Kate left because that would mean he couldn’t go and pursue his dream. I mean I have a feeling that for some reason he’ll end up quitting sooner or later. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see… I still can’t believe Nick quit but that shows that he’s really sorry about the whole Lulu situation so he’s forgiven :P… Can’t believe Rita let Ben go without telling him!

Oh and before I forget another scene I liked:

“Break a leg” -Jane

“You don’t say that in sports” -Ben

“Break… bats?” -Jane

What did you guys think?