the baby comes out

  • Mom: where did your sister go?!
  • Sister: I DON'T KNOW! ONE SECOND SHE WAS STANDING BESIDE ME AND THEN I BLINKED AND SHE WAS GONE.
  • Mom: how are we going to find her?! She's so short. You think Mall security will help her since she is so tiny-
  • Sister: *gasps* Mom I got this *Holds up phone* *plays Baby Don't Like it on full blast*
  • Me: *Comes running out of no where* BABY IS IT ME OR ARE YOU DOING SOMETHING TO ME-
  • Mom: ....I
  • Sister: yeahhhh
Alex Karev Imagine 13

Alex Karev Imagine 13
323 Words
Suggestions: 9 Months Pregnant and Punched in the stomach
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Originally posted by greysstillslays

“You two, stop fighting,” You muttered, pointing to two interns as you checked the time.

You might as well be at the hospital, waddling around, trying to figure out when the baby you’re about to have is going to come out soon.

“He stole the surgery I earned!”

“And he’s a big baby.”

“You know what, shut up, or I’ll put you on SCUT.”

You finished the charts and walked. The two started to follow you. You moved slow, much to their irritated attitudes along with yours. You were getting very annoyed, just hearing them mutter insults behind your back.

“Okay, what did I-,” You started to snap as you turned around.

Instead you were met by a hard punch to the stomach. You blinked twice.

“Oh, my god, you punched a pregnant woman! DUDE! YOU DON’T DO THAT!!”

“SHUT UP! Dr. Karev, I’m so-.”

“Get me a damn wheelchair, I want you BOTH to page Dr. Karev and you WILL apologize.”

“Wait, why-?”

“IF YOU DON’T DO IT NOW I WILL GIVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR, MOVE IT!!”

They started scrambling around as you look at the puddle by your feet. When they both came back with a wheelchair, you sat down and took deep breaths. When you arrived in pediatrics, you realized they didn’t know where they were going. That’s when Alex ran up to you.

“I got a 9-1-1, what’s wrong,” He asked.

“These two… have something to say to you,” You muttered in annoyance.

“Well?!”

“I’m sorry that I punched your wife in the stomach.”

“And I’m sorry for provoking him into punching your wife.”

“…”

You saw Alex’s face turn red.

“YOU-.”

“GET ME A ROOM NOW,” You snapped.

Alex jumped as he looked down at your angry figure. He took the wheelchair from the two and moved on.

“I’m not happy, I gonna-,” He muttered to you.

“Do it and I’ll make sure this child is your last.”

He gulped. Sure, Alex is scary, but you’re scary…er.

OF COURSE the first thing I draw from the TOA book is big brother Percy. Really, I wanted to draw something really sweet with Percy holding his little sister. But then I thought I wanted Annabeth in the picture. Then I thought what would happen if Percy had to babysit his little sis. And then this was born.
To set the scene: Sally is at a book signing and Paul is at a conference, so Percy and Annabeth babysit while visiting New Rome for college stuff. And of course, Percy has to show off the cute babes.  

Slowly realizing that Bill was less “immortal eldritch chessmaster” and more “petulant child” over the course of the series was a little disappointing, but also kind of hilarious.

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What me and @ooyuu were yelling and crying about and it got out of control and i cant believe i did this

thoran baby twins

Keep reading

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And then the next week, Mark and I had similar relations…

Anti: I made him so hes MINE. Back off, Dark!
Dark: You absolute petulant child. He’s not some toy that you can just claim for your own and play with until you break, He is a real living being. He doesn’t belong in your custody just because you decide it.
Anti: Oh sure, youre only saying that because you want your little “boy toy” all to yourself. Well if you want him, EVEN BETTER, I get to take something from you, ya fuckin asshole! I’ve got him and you can’t have him!
CC:
Uh guys? Am I wanted now???? Do I get a say in this???
Both: Shut up, Crank.


(you can delete my extra story development from this point if you like!)

I don’t know if I mentioned it yet, but Anti was the one who did the botched spell to create him. He wanted some backup to help him kill Dark for getting him stuck with Jack. But very quickly after making CC, he realized that this frail little thing wasn’t going to help him do anything. But its also starting to piss him off that CC and Dark seem to get along so swimmingly. (”I MADE YOU TO HURT HIM NOT PLAY KISSIE KISSIE” ) and Anti is also a bit jealous like “Fuck you, Dark, Im stuck in Jack because of you and you’re a complete dickbag to me but you’re all pleasant and lovely with my junkpile” “thats because he is delightful and kind and you are nothing but a constant thorn in my side. Maybe If you weren’t such a “complete dickbag” yourself, I might consider my manners.” 
But Anti doesn’t HATE CC, just has a lot of negative feelings because of his relation to Dark. ouo I have a terrible comic planned to get a little further with CC’s and Anti’s relationship. 

When Jimin gives birth

IDK WTF I CREATED LMFAO OMGGGG BUT PLEASE ENJOY I’M CRYING

Doctor Jin: Congratulations Mr. Park, it’s a boy! *to nurse* you can now let the husband in

JM: *holding baby* Aww, he looks like daddy

Nurse: *heads out*

SG: *comes in*

TH: *comes in as well* WHERE’S MA BABY?

RM: *comes from behind* TIME TO SEE WHAT I MADE

Doctor Jin: Wait what

JH: *comes in and screams* PAPA’S HERE

Doctor Jin: why the fuck is there so many people here? *to nurse* I thought I told you to let the husband in

Nurse: they all claimed to be the father

SG, TH, RM, JH: (⊙_⊙)

JK: *rushes in* sorry I’m late, daddy’s here

JK: *looks at everyone else* Who the fuck are these people?

JM: *looks up and turns* Daddy?

SG, TH, RM, JH, JK: *turns to JM* Yes?

SG, TH, RM, JH, JK:

JM: Uh Fuck.


pc//More Imagines Here 💕

I feel like the little drummer boy was another musician that was forced to play for guests during the holiday.

Little Drummer Mom: Mary, you’ve just got to hear Little Drummer Boy. He’s at a percussion major at Nazareth School of the Arts. Little Drummer Boy, come out and play something for the little baby Jesus!

LDB: Uggggggggh moooom