the babiest of babies

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the nickname i give myself is "best female drummer"!

thank you for being our 8th angel, youkyung! though your title’s only a half angel, you’re always a full angel in our hearts! good luck with your future endeavors! 300612—171016

Newest baby brother starts wailing in the middle of the night. Pls baby brother, tiny noises, small baby bird. pLS BABIEST OF THE BABY BROTHERS I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE AWAKE.

me: jokes about arima dying

also me: still cries over it daily, is completely heartbroken, misses him every day, is in physical pain. don’t talk to me about flowers or butterflies. don’t wear glasses around me. don’t say the word “hated”. don’t even look in my direction, or so help me I will drown us both in my horrible Arima Is Finally Free But God It Hurts So Much tears. 

A Very Unnecessary Pet

Rating: G

Words: 1,800

Sequel to: A Very British Thanksgiving

Amazing art by: @omgfitzsimmons

Pesto the dog loves living with Fitz and Jemma in their Perthshire home, and he’s pretty suret they feel the same way.

Why then, do they need to bring home a baby?

The very first day that The Baby came to live with them was the very worst day of Pesto’s life, and he had had quite a few bad days recently, so that was saying a lot. It was bad enough that Jemma had been sick for so long that Pesto had long given up hope that she would ever be well again. But went she went away for two days—a whole two days —Pesto did not expect her to come back with another pet.

That, really, was the worst thing about it. Wasn’t he enough of a pet for them? After all, he had a long, curly black coat that Jemma loved to twirl about her fingers. He had a soft belly that Fitz liked to rub. He never ran away on walks (even when Fitz stopped to look at something and dropped the leash); he always made sure to make his messes outside; and he was very good at staying off of the couches, the lab counters, the kitchen counters, the chairs, and the bed. To be blunt, he was fully-trained and absolutely adorable. Why, then, would anyone ask for another dog?

[Read it on AO3!]

Day 2 Prompts

These are the prompts for the second day of Phan Week (November 16th, 2015). The goal is to create something with either (or both) of these themes - this includes, but is not limited to, artwork, fic, graphics, gifs, etc.

We assembled the 7 most popular SFW and NSFW prompts based on your votes. We’ve placed them in reverse order of popularity, meaning this set of prompts is the 6th most popular, whereas the prompts for Day 7 of Phan Week will be the most popular. We’ll be announcing the rest of the prompts every day this week, so keep checking back so you can plan and prepare for Phan Week!

Without further ado…

Day 2 SFW Prompt: 2009 Phan!

Breaking out the baby phan! Your work must revolve around the babiest of the babies, the tiniest sons who have just met for the first time and are really busy being just plain adorable. Tragic haircuts are necessary. 

Day 2 NSFW Prompt: Rimming!

Would you put your tongue there? Who cares! Dan and Phil will! Your work must involve Dan and/or Phil performing the act of rimming (using one’s tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure). 

Check back tomorrow for the next set of prompts!

Pssssst, if you have no idea what Phan Week is, or just have some questions, click here!

- Alex and Michelle