the awards i mean

Torvi

I need to talk about her for a sec. I mean this woman really deserves an award for always picking the shittiest husbands.

First Jarl Borg who loved a skull more than her, next that psycho idiot Erlendur and now Björn who cheats on her. Wow, if that isn’t the worst track record I have ever seen.

It makes me feel bad because I really like her, especially after her transformation from shy girl to badass shieldmaiden. She totally deserves better!!

8

Toby Stephens really deserves every single award for his portrayal of James McGraw/Flint. The range of emotion he can express with such minimal expressions blows my mind. (via @amuseoffyre‘s post <3)

7

How to avoid an awkward situation by Min Yoongi Genius: Rap Agust D.

IT WAS YOONGI’S TIME TO FREAKING SHINE AND HIS MIC WASN’T WORKING WHY Y’ALL DO HIM DIRTY LIKE THAT OMG

I’m so so so so glad he’s back healthy and happy tho I missed him soooo much ヾ(*´∇`)ノ

how are we still alive rn. i mean natasha just won that award. her face was so pure and happy. her fuckin mom made her dress last night like what. she cares so much about “our community” and representation. she loves elise so much for being her “on screen love interest. and real life one sometimes.” the shaking. the smiles. HOW ARE WE ALIVE???

  • Character A: What country has the most birds? Portu-geese.
  • Character A: ...Wait.
  • Character B: That's a language.
  • Character C: Portu-gull.
  • Character D: Nice recovery.
  • Character E: Don't you mean re-dove-ry?
  • Character F: Turkey, how did we miss Turkey?
getting drunk with Jimin

- when i say a pro, i mean like he could win an award
- he handles alcohol like it’s nothing
- but that doesn’t mean he’s some god when he’s drunk
- there’s two sides to him when he’s wasted
- flirtatious fuckboy, or quiet observer
- when he’s being a fuckboy, you have to step in and calm him down
- when he just sits and observes everyone, he’d like you to sit with him and keep him company
- he’d openly share his thoughts with you, no matter which “drunk jimin” he is
- fuckboy: “y/n im not gonna lie, i want you so bad” “you look so fucking sexy” “i can’t wait to be inside of you tonight. fuck, i can’t wait”
- observer: “look at tae, do you ever wonder how he’s always so happy?” “how is namjoon so smooth?” “jungkook is such a tease, look at him with that girl. he’d never actually do shit with her”
- he has a high alcohol tolerance, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t experience hangovers
- he just gets extreme migraines, and is a complete baby during his hangovers
- though he can take care of it himself, he loves your company and your offer to help

6

When you are alone with yourself all the time, with no one but yourself, you begin to go deeper and deeper into yourself, until you lose yourself. It’s a perverse contradiction.

anonymous asked:

Natasha tweeted a comment that Mama Vanlis found if some girl named Samantha complaining about the Fan Choice award being rigged and how probably only Natasha's friends voted for her and that she's a bad actress and stuff. It was the weakest shit on the planet.

aw at natasha’s mom getting upset about it but the comment was like…. what are you talking about