Tu me disais: Ma femme est belle comme l'aube
Qui monte sur la mer du côté de Capri
Tu me disais:Ma femme est douce comme l'eau
Qui poudre aux yeux mi-clos de la biche dormante
Tu me disais: Ma femme est fraîche comme l'herbe
Qu'on mâche sous l'étoile au premier rendez-vous
Le livre d’or de la poésie contemporaine de H à Z . Pierre Seghers
Send me a letter for an AU starter based on a horror or science fiction prompt.
A - Hunting for cryptids/paranormal investigator AU B - Paranormal activity in our home AU C - Lost in space AU D - Necromancy AU E - Mad scientist AU F - Clairvoyant predicting disaster AU G - Werewolf AU H - Torture chamber AU I - Alien invasion AU J - Demonic possession AU K - Post-apocalyptic wasteland AU L - Lost in the woods with predators AU M - Deadly merperson AU N - Vampire AU O - Serial killer and accomplice AU P - Time travel AU Q - Entering a parallel universe AU R - Undead walking the earth AU S - Stalker and victim AU T - Coming into contact with a curse AU U - Extreme natural disaster AU V - Making deals with demons AU W - Learning how to use dark magic AU X - Vengeful ghost AU Y - Spirit medium and desperate ghost AU Z - Kidnapped and held hostage AU
drake: uh… fine, nayvadius, i’m fine. hey, listen, is this urgent?
future: fuck yeah it’s urgent, man! i’m in the six right now for a video shoot! we should hang out, bro! you, me, a couple thermoses of lean, reg hartt’s cineforum… it’ll be fucking sweet!
drake: uh first of all nayvadius the last time we went to reg hartt’s cineforum he made us pay $20 to stand in his backyard and listen to an hour-long lecture about the physiological benefits of LSD and then he led us all into his living room and made us watch nosferatu but he muted it and played kid a on a loop for the entire duration of the movie.
future: really not seeing the problem here aubs
drake: whatever. i’m not going back there. also, i have plans with sufjan.
future: plans? what plans?
drake: we’re doing… a thing.
future: a thing? what thing?
drake: just… a thing!
future: dude! you can’t blow me off like this! whatever happened to bros before… before, uh… bros before…
drake: oh my god. i’m hanging up n-
[There Is A Rapping At The Door]
sufjan: Please Extrude Your Self From The Lavatory This Instant My Dear Watson We Have Just Had A Most Intriguing Visit From A Mister John Mason He Is The Head Trainer At Shoscombe Old Place A Racing Stable In Berkshire And He Has Come To Us Requesting Our Aid In Investigating His Master Sir Robert Norberton Whom He Believes Has Gone Mad
drake: i… uh… did the gentleman provide any further details pray tell
future: hahaha oh dude… ohhhhhhhh dude…
sufjan: Well Sir Robert’s Sister Lady Beatrice Falder Owns Shoscombe But It Will Revert To Her Late Husband’s Brother When She Dies And The Stable Has A Horse Shoscombe Prince Whom Sir Robert Hopes Will Win The Epsom Derby Indeed Sir Robert’s Debts Would Be Expunged If This Were To Take Place
drake: well uh, sherlock, we must, uh, make haste to shoscombe at once to investigate these puzzling allegations
future: oh dude your british accent sucks dude
drake: shut up nayvadius! shut the fuck up!
sufjan: What Was That Doctor Watson
drake: why nothing at all sherlock
sufjan: Well At Any Rate I Will Give You A Moment To Collect Your Self But Do Not Be Too Long The Actors And Race Horse Trainers I Hired To Flesh Out Tonight’s Re-Enactment Are Only Available Until Eleven O’Clock
drake: oh no i shan’t be long
sufjan: Pip Pip Cheerio
[There Is A Sound Of Foot Steps Faintly Retreating]
future: aubsmani’m dyyyyyyyyyyyyyying
drake: nayvadius, if you breathe a single word about this to anyone…
future: aww come on aubs don’t be like that i was just about to upload this to snapchat
drake: i will cancel the summer seventeen tour so fast your head will spin
future: heylook on the bright side if you cancel the tour that’ll give you and your husband more time to LARP the adventures of sherlock holmes