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That Place in the Fields(A Richonne AU short story)

  That Place in the Fields
   
He could see her in the distance across the expansive field that separated their houses. Michonne’s smile was visible even with her so far away. A heat wave had hit Georgia, and the devil himself was torching the air around them. Rick wiped beads of sweat off of his forehead. The blades of grass on the ground did not move a bit; there was no breeze to cool anything down. He put his hands up like a sun visor to cover his eyes, the sunlight was blaring out.

“Hey there, Rick,” she said with a bright smile. He loved that smile. Dreaming about that smile got him through some difficult nights. Michonne had went away for two years to live in South Africa. She had just returned home for the summer, and decided to move back in with her parents. Rick had a similar situation, but for different reasons.

“Hey, ‘Chonnie, what’s going on?” Rick said leaning against the banister. He didn’t have his shirt on, just some blue jean shorts. Could you blame him? It was just so depressingly hot  outside. He was a bit bronzed by the rays of sunlight that dispersed all over his bare chest, arms, and back. The sweat made him glisten like a Grecian statue. Michonne shaded her eyes as well, looking up at Rick.

“Not much. Bored as hell. My parents went to the big mall in Atlanta, but I didn’t want to go. I didn’t want to sit in the car while they argued over directions.” Rick laughed. Whenever her parents took them to the mall when they were in high school, they always argued on the way there, and made heart eyes on the way back. He always thought they were the coolest people ever. “What are you getting into today?” Michonne added.

“I’m feeling the same way you are. Bored. I’m a bit restless, so I had to come outside and get some fresh air, even in the devil’s heat.” Rick said walking towards the steps. “You wanna come inside? I got some tea and lemonade. I’m pretty sure we can find ourselves some great show to binge watch.”

He raised his hand waving her up the stairs. “Come on, ‘Chonnie.” She still looked the same he thought as she ascended the few steps to his wrap around porch. Her locs were a little longer, he noticed, as she walked up the stairs. They were mid way down her back now.

She apparently was hot as well.  Droplets of sweat appeared over her brows and she used the back of her hand to wipe it away. Some droplets formed in the area above her cleavage, rolling down tantalizingly between her breasts where they disappeared into her purple tank top. Her shorts were frayed at the bottom and sat just below her round ass.

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Percy: I sometimes wonder what is the porpoise of life..

Annabeth: Gods Percy not again!

Percy: But it’s an important question, does anemone know..?

Everyone:

Annabeth: *Face-palms*

Percy: Whale, I think the answer is to swimply..

Annabeth:  Percy No..

Everyone: NOOOOOOO…

Percy:… keep searching for Salmonation!

*random retching noises in the background*

Jason: Bro.. I sea what you did there bro..

Percy: Bro…

alliek-thegreatwhangdoodle  asked:

So, history teacher shitty. Let's talk about finals week. And the history final.

Right-o. Now I have been basing somewhat on my history class but our final was just on the Cold War guess who got a 99 so I’m going to try to write this

Read my previous writing about Shitty as a History Teacher here, it may reference some of my previous writing.


  • Shitty teaches a freshman class
  • And 90% of them are so stressed about everything and Shitty feels so bad but he has to give them a test about everything they learned that year
  • But gosh darnit, he’s going to make sure everyone is prepared
  • A roughly 4 weeks in advance he starts studying and each unit
  • But how you may ask?
  • Intense competitive Jeopardy!  
  • Well, not intense nor competitive
  • But after 10 minutes the kids were out for blood
  • He has everyone split up into teams (He chooses them randomly because imagine if people got to choose. Madness)
  • So he has a whole set up that kids can choose and he even has some of the little films that some clues are
  • He got Jack to film some questions with Tater about Russia, standing in front of whiteboard with a little drawing, in nice clothing. 
  • The 7 kids who know hockey players die because that’s Alexei “Tater” Mashkov and everyone else is like !!!!!! our hockey buddy Mr. Jack Zimmermann!!!!!!
  • And he does questions that are sound like, ‘Identify this speech, *Audio plays* “Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”
  • And you know when you watch Jeopardy! they try to sell you classroom Jeopardy! with clickers? He bought 3 sets.
  • Kids are really into it and people are actually learning
  • And in the end somehow, Mr. Fantastic’s team wins the Unit 1. 
  • But that’s only week 1
  • Week 2 is this game that includes pictionary and charades.
  • Some kids accidentally made Florida look like a dick, so it turned into charades exclusively
  • Week 3 is kids quizzing each other with set questions
  • Basically a kid goes up and can choose any person to quiz with specific questions
  • It got really intense between the two kids at the top of the class who slowly just railed the hardest questions against each other until Shitty was like, ‘hahahaha okay guys, please calm down and just try to learn and NOT try to outsmart each other and just learn hahaha okay? Goooooooood :))))))))))’
  • And the test finally arrives
  • 12:40 pm on a nice sunny Tuesday afternoon
  • Everyone is dying inside, even those who loves the class
  • Including Shitty
  • But its one of the Scanton sheets with short essay on the back
  • and Shitty is sitting there, spinning in his chair, eating a salad and watching the kids
  • He sees kids write in the wrong answer and he just wants to yell, ‘CHRIS WE LEARNED ABOUT THIS NOOOOOOO’ but he just bitterly eats his lettuce
  • And he sees a few people start to whisper and he doesn’t want to be the angry dad, but he is the angry dad
  • Shitty: ‘You two better not be talking.’
  • Kid: No, Mr. Knight’
  • Shitty: ‘Because then I would have to give you a zero on your final’
  • Kid: *Shifts in seat and returns to test, silent*
  • Shitty is really sad though because this may be the last time he sees some of these kids in his class and they all are looking down at this test
  • So he’s silently crying with them
  • Because everyone in that schools remembers that Freshman History with Mr. Knight is the greatest class

kneecalll  asked:

kneecalll

1. First impression: mataray pero shet so sweet naman palaaa
2. Personality (1-10): 9
3. Looks (1-10): 15!!!!
4. Would I hug you: ayoko masapak ni  bes:<
5. Would I date you: nooooooo same answer hahaha
6. I ship you with: @vinvinismx
7. Have you made me laugh: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Have you pissed me off:  nooo
9. What I like about you: pagiging cool mo maski inis ka na hahaha
10. What I dislike about you: walaaa
11. How close are we (1-10): 9
12. Do I love you: :<
13. To be honest: ang cool mo sana mameet ko na kayo parehas!!!

ask-godzilla-and-company  asked:

question for Frozen Heart: sooooo how did you and night killer meet?~~~~

Frozen Heart averts her eyes away.

“Well, at first I thought he was human to freeze up as blood ice cream. But instead, I got a hot hot hot heat man that’ll warm me right up to make my heart melt to beat again~~~~~”

Me: *writes down all the answers and posts it* Got it!~

Frozen Heart: NONONONONONO! DON’T PUT THAT IN THE ANSWER!!!! NOOOOOOO!!! O0O

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I don’t want y’all to ever be sad or lose hope. I know life can be hard and kick you in the bootay sometimes. I know it can be discouraging and at times you feel like “is it ever gonna happen for me” or “am I ever going to be in love?” Well my dear the answer is yes. I truly believe you are. “But what about” NOOOOOOO. No buts. Do I know when it will happen? No. But it’s going to. You may think what you want about yourself, but let me tell you something. You are amazing, and I need you to believe this. Your smile, your laugh, your body, your hair, your ears, your nose, your quirks…everything….is pretty darn wonderful. You are perfectly imperfect and it’s time for you to EMBRACE and show love to who that is. And don’t you dare compare yourself to anyone else. That is SO detrimental. You weren’t meant to be anybody else, there is just one YOU. I promise, someone will come along and show you love like never before. I believe it. That person will adore and accept every part of you, and will really take your breath away. That magical feeling will be out of this world. It might be tomorrow, next year, or five years from now…but he or she will come. You just be patient and see. Trust me, it’s worth the wait :) So smile, take heart, and have a little faith. Oh and one more thing….never settle!!!
I’m kind of super excited for you. I love you oh so muuuuuchhhh!

Love, Ally

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july 7th, 1993 // I don’t want y'all to ever be sad or lose hope. I know life can be hard and kick you in the bootay sometimes. I know it can be discouraging and at times you feel like “is it ever gonna happen for me” or “am I ever going to be in love?” Well my dear the answer is yes. I truly believe you are. “But what about” NOOOOOOO. No buts. Do I know when it will happen? No. But it’s going to. You may think what you want about yourself, but let me tell you something. You are amazing, and I need you to believe this. Your smile, your laugh, your body, your hair, your ears, your nose, your quirks…everything….is pretty darn wonderful. You are perfectly imperfect and it’s time for you to EMBRACE and show love to who that is. And don’t you dare compare yourself to anyone else. That is SO detrimental. You weren’t meant to be anybody else, there is just one YOU. I promise, someone will come along and show you love like never before. I believe it. That person will adore and accept every part of you, and will really take your breath away. That magical feeling will be out of this world. It might be tomorrow, next year, or five years from now…but he or she will come. You just be patient and see. Trust me, it’s worth the wait :) So smile, take heart, and have a little faith. Oh and one more thing….never settle!!! I’m kind of super excited for you. I love you oh so muuuuuchhhh! Love, Ally.

479er

I’m just saying that it would be remiss of Rooster Teeth not to bring 479er back as a freelance pilot who fled to Chorus because, seriously, fuck the UNSC and all their trials and questions and crazy. She was just there answering the radio anyway. Whatevs. 

I’m just saying there is NOOOOOOO reason that 479er couldn’t pop out of one of their shitty Pelicans like, “Kimball, you fuckin’ know I’m the only worthwhile pilot in this fucking army, so why do I fly the shittiest junker in your miserable fleet? He’s got a big ass and turns like a fucking planetoid." 

And Kimball is like, "Because I know you can handle big ass, Four-Seven. Besides, I know you love your big ass junker. Don’t lie.”

And Niner just grins.

Things that will shock me about the Scandal season finale

  • It makes sense
  • Continuity
  • People act like adults
  • Mellie doesn’t call Olivia whore
  • Jake dies
  • It makes sense
  • Quinn cares about her oral hygiene
  • Apologies are made for the physical actions taken towards Olivia
  • No plot holes
  • It makes sense
  • It makes sense
  • Olitz stays together
  • It makes sense
  • Mellie doesn’t say shit all episode
  • Continuity
  • It makes sense

I’m really not that hard to please.

anonymous asked:

Any mutuals/followers that you associate with each of the members?

ooh!! this is off the top of my head and i tagged some people twice bc well… you know why :^) 

all gr9 people and blogs 110% recommend everyone to follow

s.coups: @coupscoffee @17dad @wonwoosbby (tbt lattecoups!!) did everyone get slayed by his selfies today

jeonghan: @httpxseventeen @jeong-hannie @joshuaseyeliner (A JEONGHAN STAN IN DISGUISE)

joshua: @95jisoo @7oshua @dirty-jamjam17 @pure-jisoo joshua stans have such exceptionally nice and pretty blogs ✨✨

jun: @17hateblog  (JUN. IS. HER. BIAS. omg she’s so funny OKOK i’m getting sidetracked also) @blondejun @jvnsoon @wenjunoui le head honchos

hoshi: @hoshistan @hoshijpg @soonhosh @mc-gyu life must be hard with how rude hoshi is sometimes and i admire them all ^^

wonwoo: @waewonwoo @svt-woo @dirty-jamjam17 @wonwoosbby life must also be hard with how rude wonwoo is and they’re all amazing

woozi: oh god uhh…. @jihoonjpg @woozisvoice (also verkwan shipper goals) BOTH VERY WONDERFUL PEOPLE 

dk: @vitaminniedk (it would be a crime not to mention her) @seokwifey @seokminsane

minghao: @adorexuminghao @mingjimin (HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT!! hope everything is well and you’re having a wonderful, red??? day ^^)

mingyu: @mingyumilk @mingyuccino @mc-gyu @smolgyu @mingyu-baby @minqyew I LOVE THEM AND THEIR BLOGS

seungkwan: @bo0seungkwan @jejuboy @officialseungkwan @boomoles i inherently love all seungkwan stans and i’m just a potato in comparison

vernon: @svtstan @17vernsol @hansoltv p.s. they’re all so beautiful

dino: @channosaurus-rex (i mean????? this is a given) and @svt-dino i love them both very much and i will fight dino for their love ┌(▀Ĺ̯▀)┐

Who's Scruffy Lookin'?

This is entirely your fault, Jamie.

madjm said: I need a fic where he either already knows or finds out that Princess Leia falls for a space pirate. LOL

Who’s Scruffy Lookin’?

Henry is about ten cans of soda deep into the whirlwind that is teenagers on caffeine, but apparently he’d told Killian soda had nutritional value, and the damn pirate had actually believed him, the idiot. It’s 8:30 at night and thank god it’s a Saturday because Emma isn’t sure she could properly explain to Henry’s teacher that he’d tricked a three-hundred-year old man into giving him enough sugar to down a draft horse.

Killian looks like he’s wavering between guilt and amusement, probably because the twenty four pack of soda is completely gone and there is no way Henry did that all on his own. And…yep, the guys bouncing on the balls of his feet, a crazed bit of gleam in his eye, and Emma is gonna have so much fun when he crashes hard. Maybe draw a curlicue mustache in Sharpie, use the honey and feather trick she’d always been too scared to try on her foster siblings, paint his nails an outrageous shade of pink…

“Okay, what the hell,” she says, while Henry gleefully waves his box set of Star Wars DVD’s at her, leaned so far over the edge of the couch it’s a miracle he hasn’t fallen off yet.

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I don’t want y’all to ever be sad or lose hope. I know life can be hard and kick you in the bootay sometimes. I know it can be discouraging and at times you feel like “is it ever gonna happen for me” or “am I ever going to be in love?” Well my dear the answer is yes. I truly believe you are. “But what about” NOOOOOOO. No buts. Do I know when it will happen? No. But it’s going to. You may think what you want about yourself, but let me tell you something. You are amazing, and I need you to believe this. Your smile, your laugh, your body, your hair, your ears, your nose, your quirks…everything….is pretty darn wonderful. You are perfectly imperfect and it’s time for you to EMBRACE and show love to who that is.