I think I’ve lived longer than the gods originally intended. I am a child inside of a woman’s body. It’s not a very womanly body, either. Awkward angles and angry edges. Uncomfortable to hug. More uncomfortable to love. Voted most likely to be overlooked. Sometimes I want to cry out, but would you even hear me? I wish I was a heavy sleeper, if only to keep my coffin from floating away every night. Dead girl walking or dead girl talking or dead girl rotting in the river. Kindred spirits we all are. Expired fruit. Past due. I don’t want to be bloated and waterlogged when they find me. If I cry out, will you even hear me? I’m afraid you may just sleep right through it.
Okay like lowkey headcanon that bakugou like skipped a year cause its canon that the boy is like super gifted and really smart (3rd in class!!)
But bakugou is pretty secretive with like any personal info ever so it takes till third year that the class finally figures out his bday (by ‘figure out’ they interrogated deku, he only caved cause by third year hes not exactly afraid of the angry pomeranian)
Anywho orchestrated by the coined ‘Bakusquad’ the whole class puts together a surprise party with banners and cake and stuff with like 'happy 18th!!!’ or whatevs
But when bakugou walks in
1. “Why the hell are you all in my house!!!
2. “Also what the fuck im not 18???”
Que mass panic cause everyone starts thinking he got held back or something for bad behavior but then
No one can stop laughing and he never lives it down. The whole year just
'yknow when i was your age..’ “LITERALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP KAMINARI”
“Here bakugou, did u want the red or blue crayon with your kids menu” “I WILL SET THIS WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE FUCK YOU”
*60 yr old smoker voice* ya got a bright future ahead of u kid
tfw u must keep your angel online persona but got so much shit to say
I wanna sext every boy from Ouran High School Host Club
If beauty is pain then I should already be drop dead gorgeous, ive been suffering all my life
🎵 unbreeeak my heeeeaart, say you loooove me agaaaain🎵
Theres this new movie called "The Disappointments Room" and quite honestly same
this fucking basilisk better be smoked outta the chamber of secrets
As the shrek song once said "I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed"
Welcome to the 75th Annual Exposing Games
I'm watching say yes to the dress and this pair of sisters are making fun of their older sister for wanting a blue wedding dress, and I'm like stfu you made ur sister cry and you both look like gnomes