6 awesome activities in Phuket besides its wonderful beaches!
No trip to Phuket would be complete without gracing its gorgeous shores. But Phuket has more to offer than seaside attractions and underwater activities. From colonial townships to one-of-a-kind culinary experiences, go beyond its pristine beaches and towering limestone cliffs to discover another side of Phuket you never knew existed.
Learn to make a wicked cocktail with the island’s homemade rum
Bond over booze at the Chalong Bay Rum Distillery and take a behind-the-scenes tour to learn about the art of rum production. Keen drinkers can join in the cocktail workshop and bar to concoct exotic cocktails and alcoholic beverages with their award-winning rum!
Flaunt your inner Masterchef with a cooking class
Love eating and interested in making traditional Thai dishes on your own? Sign up for a culinary lesson at the many cooking schools in Phuket to up your cooking cred. Apart from signing up with your big players, you can benefit the locals by choosing a home-based school. The local chefs are more likely to bring you around local wet markets to shop for the freshest ingredients, before adjourning to their homes for the actual class!
Spend the day with happy villagers on a floating village
Koh Panyee contains a floating village that was developed near to monolith limestone cliffs, but what really stands out are the hundreds of huts, shacks, restaurants and houses floating on stilts, which is also where the happy villagers build their life around. There’s even a floating soccer field right within the village! Take a leaf out of the villagers’ book and learn how to chill out and live happily, while enjoying a fresh seafood lunch!
Horse riding by the ocean
Horse riding is something, but horse riding right by the beach? We have a winner. No worries if you’re a beginner. The trainers will bring you through the whole process, like learning how to sit properly on the saddle, how to steer, stop, walk, trot and more. Once you’re comfortable, you will be cantering across the pristine beaches in no time at all! Best of all, prices start from an extremely affordable 1000 baht (less than SGD$50) per hour for the experience of riding off into the sunset, quite literally!
Chill out and shop with the locals at Chillva Market Phuket
Opened last April, Chillva is one of the newest, if not hippiest market to hit Phuket. Geared more towards local Thais than tourists, you’ll get a more local experience on top of cheaper products for sale. Some of the stores are housed in colourful shipping containers, while tents and hawker stalls come to life every weekend. You can also expect presentations and music on a small stage in the heart of the market.
Get away from the hustle and bustle and into a luxurious sanctuary
The Naka Phuket Villa is one of the newer and fancier lodge to hit Phuket. This 95 pool villa resort is located in Kamala Bay and hidden in an ancient valley on the western edge of Phuket.
Accessible via an isolated mountain road, the resort provides exclusivity and peace, but it is also not far away from the action, as the villa is only a 20-minute drive away from Phuket City. Visitors will get to stay in steel-framed matchbox form) and seeing the spectacular blue of the Andaman Sea.
Feeling that familiar sense of wanderlust? Save money even as you travel with affordable airfares at AirAsia, so you’ll have more to spend on activities, food and more!
7 magical experiences from Malaysia that are so incredible, you’ll want to book your flight immediately!
Malaysia is no stranger to interesting and astounding locations. Wish you could be whisked away to these magical destinations right now?
THE TOP@KOMTAR — Penang
Experience new heights when you venture to THE TOP of Penang’s iconic urban peak to take in the breathtaking views of George Town. Watch the world go by from the comfort of the air-conditioned Observatory Deck at Level 65 and enjoy a cocktail from at the rooftop bar. Daredevils can put their fear of heights to the test on the open-air Rainbow Skywalk, situated a thrilling 249-metres above ground.
Ask any seasoned divers about their top five dive sites and Sipadan will almost always come up. Malaysia’s most famous diving destination is where you can meet the ocean’s most exotic creatures. Giant mantas, barracudas, turtles and varying species of sharks are just some of the aquatic marine life that roam beneath the water’s surface.
Soak in the pristine reefs and underwater biodiversity at this island paradise before sweeping your leg up in a luxurious beach resort by the water’s edge.
Tusan Beach — Miri
Tusan Beach is a local sanctuary that is far more pristine and untouched than Miri’s more popular beaches, but that’s not its only selling point. Imagine wading into the warm unpolluted ocean, only to see blue lights shimmering all around you like your personal fairy tale. Due to the presence of an algae called ‘Dinoflagellates’, which produce a blue glow when disturbed by motion, the beach is also a great place for photo enthusiast to try out their low-light photography skills!
Sepilok Orangutan Rehabilitation Centre — Sabah
Get a chance to meet Borneo’s most fascinating primates at one of the largest and oldest orangutan conservation centres just 25km north of Sandakan. Learn how these injured and orphaned apes are nurtured back to health before returning them back into their natural habitat.
Check out the little ones from the nursery viewing area as they sharpen their swinging skills on the branches above, visit the outdoor platform during feeding time (10am and 3pm) where the apes congregate for milk and bananas, or embark on a guided forest walk through the Kabili-Sepilok Forest Reserve and be charmed by its huge trees, tropical plants and thriving wildlife within. Doesn’t get wilder than that!
Mere 1.5 hours away from Kuala Lumpur, fertile soil has blessed this tiny beach side village with an abundance of yield, covering the land in a sea of endless green paddy fields that stretch as far as the horizon. Capture the verdant views up close, visit the Paddy Processing Factory and Paddy Museum for a lesson in rice agriculture, or indulge in a seafood feast along the popular ‘Seafood Street’.
Any of the 104 islands in the Andaman Sea – Langkawi
There’s nothing quite like a great beach vacation to relax and recharge. Now think about having 104 islands to choose from. Yep, 104 shades of azure, white sand and sky to show off beach bods of every size. Langkawi is basically an underrated Maldives, and with such an attractive exchange rate, there really is no excuse not to book a flight there right now!
You might want to check out AirAsia for flight details to these awesome locations mentioned above. You’re welcome!
'They hit us, with hammers, by knife': Rohingya migrants tell of horror at sea
Up to 8,000 are believed to be stuck off Thai, Indonesian and Malaysian
coasts, and those who made it to shore describe violence and starvationUp to 8,000 are believed to be stuck off Thai, Indonesian and Malaysian
coasts, and those who made it to shore describe violence and starvation
Crowded under tarpaulin tents strewn with rubbish and boxes of water,
the Burmese and Bangladeshi migrants speak of horrors at sea: of
murders, of killing each other over scarce supplies of food and water,
of corpses thrown overboard.
“One family was beaten to death with wooden planks from the boat, a
father, a mother and their son,” says Mohammad Amin, 35. “And then they
threw the bodies into the ocean.”
Amin, an ethnic Rohingya Muslim, first boarded a boat from Burma
three months ago. Now he is among 677 migrants who are being housed in a
makeshift camp by the harbour in Langsa, Indonesia, after spending months in the Andaman Sea.
Getting to the camp was an epic struggle. As governments around the
region have refused the migrants entry, and their navies have pushed
them back, it was eventually down to Acehnese fishermen to rescue the
boat on Friday, towing it to shore in Langsa.
But at least now they are on dry land. Between 6,000 and 8,000 more
are believed to still be stuck off the coasts of Thailand, Indonesia and
Malaysia, with limited water and food, in a situation the UN has warned
could fast become a “massive humanitarian crisis” because no government
in the region is willing to take them in.
Mohammad Rafique, 21, says that when the boat he was on first floated
into Indonesian waters last week, the navy gave them provisions of food
and water. “After that they asked us, ‘Where you go now?’” he explains,
“We said, ‘We are going to Malaysia.’ The Indonesian navy said, ‘Go to
Malaysia,’ and they take us to the Malaysian border.”
In Malaysia they were met with the same response.
Men are fed intravenously at a makeshift hospital of the refugee camp in Langsa, Indonesia.
Out back in the hospital wing in Langsa, a row of men lie on
stretchers with their emaciated limbs hooked up to intravenous drips.
The back of one shirtless man is marked with deep red lashes.
“They hit us, with hammers, by knife, cutting,” says Rafique,
recalling onboard violence between the different groups of migrants. He
presents his only possession – a Rohingya identity card from the United
Nations high commission for refugees in Bangladesh.
Mother with child seek respite from the sun at the Langsa refugee campMother with child seek respite from the sun at the Langsa refugee camp
Many of those on the ships are from northern Burma’s persecuted
Rohingya minority, who have been denied citizenship and voting rights,
even though many have lived in the country for generations.
Many do so by boat using people smugglers but a recent crackdown by
the Thai government is believed to have led to some boats - and their
human cargo - being abandoned at sea.
In Langsa, Amin, a former farmer in Burma,
tells of how his village was set alight in a violent attack several
years ago. His mother, he says, was burned to death because she was too
old to escape.
“The government is torturing us,” says Zukura Khotun, a mother of three who fled Burma’s Rakhine state and boarded a boat in the hope she could be reunited with her husband in Malaysia.
Others in the camp from Bangladesh are also quick to identify
themselves as ethnic Rohingya Muslims, some saying they were travelling
to Malaysia for work, to get married or to join their family members.
No one can say exactly how many people passed away on board. Rafique,
who says he spent his whole life in a refugee camp in Bangladesh until
starting on the sea voyage, claims that up to 200 people died during the
But it is impossible to immediately verify or corroborate their stories.
Sayed Oestman, head of the Langsa development committee says there
are still palpable tensions between the two groups of migrants who are
divided at the camp after the vicious fighting at sea.
“So far we hear the Bangladeshi, they are the workers planning to go
to Malaysia,” says Oestman, “The Rohingyas from Burma are saying they
are fleeing conflict in their country.”
More than 1,000 people have arrived on Aceh’s shores on dilapidated vessels over the past week.
Inside the tents at Langsa women nurse their children while sipping
water or small cartons of warm Milo in the afternoon heat as wafts of
burning plastic blow over them from the fires being used to burn
Indonesian volunteers are tacking up toilet cubicles out of thin
plywood and a mountain of second-hand clothes has been dumped in the
grass. Oestman says there is an urgent need for medication and vitamins
at the camp. Twenty-five migrants have been admitted to the local
BDNews24, one of Bangladesh’s leading media sources, reports today that India has increased patrols on its eastern border with Bangladesh to stop Rohingya refugees from crossing into India. One official with the Border Security Force (BSF) said “We won’t tolerate Rohingya on Indian soil.” Dovetailing with India’s attempts to deport 40,000 Rohingya refugees by portraying them as terrorists, an Indian official said border guards have been authorized to use “rude & crude” methods to stop “infiltration” by Rohingya refugees.
By “rude & crude” methods, the BSF means the chilli & stun grenades it is using against thousands of traumatized refugees who have traveled for days in flight for their lives, haven’t eaten for days, with many sustaining bullet wounds, knife & machete cuts, burn injuries. Some are elderly, some are small children.
Chilli grenades are called non-lethal weapons by the Indian army which also designates pellet guns as non-lethal & were approved for use in Kashmir in September 2016. They weaponize one of the most powerful chili peppers in the world to become a skin & eye irritant that overcomes protesters & bystanders. There is nothing non-lethal about them any more than “collateral damage” is an incidental result of carpet bombing civilians.
The Indian government is monstrous for this crime against refugees but who will rebuke them since all countries allowed thousands of Rohingya refugees to drown in the Andaman Sea in May 2015? Which government has the moral authority to protest when the EU allows tens of thousands of refugees from Africa & the Middle East to drown in the Mediterranean & EU officials have used all sorts of weapons to drive back war refugees from Afghanistan, Syria, & other countries?
The only political force that can defend refugee rights is men, women, & children of good will around this world standing up & demanding asylum for refugees from war & genocide.
The Rohingya are often described as “the world’s most persecuted minority”.
They are an ethnic group, majority of whom are Muslim, who have lived for centuries in the majority Buddhist Myanmar. Currently, there are about 1.1 million Rohingya who live in the Southeast Asian country.
The Rohingya speak Rohingya or Ruaingga, a dialect that is distinct to others spoken in Rakhine State and throughout Myanmar. They are not considered one of the country’s 135 official ethnic groups and have been denied citizenship in Myanmar since 1982, which has effectively rendered them stateless.
WATCH: The Rohingya - Silent Abuse (45:33)
Nearly all of the Rohingya in Myanmar live in the western coastal state of Rakhine and are not allowed to leave without government permission. It is one the poorest states in the country with ghetto-like camps and a lack of basic services and opportunities.
Due to ongoing violence and persecution, hundreds of thousands of Rohingya have fled to neighbouring countries either by land or boat over the course of many decades.
Where are the Rohingya from?
Muslims have lived in the area now known as Myanmar since as early as the 12th century, according to many historians and Rohingya groups.
The Arakan Rohingya National Organisation has said, “Rohingyas have been living in Arakan from time immemorial,” referring to the area now known as Rakhine.
During the more than 100 years of British rule (1824-1948), there was a significant amount of migration of labourers to what is now known as Myanmar from today’s India and Bangladesh. Because the British administered Myanmar as a province of India, such migration was considered internal, according to Human Rights Watch (HRW).
The migration of labourers was viewed negatively by the majority of the native population.
After independence, the government viewed the migration that took place during British rule as “illegal, and it is on this basis that they refuse citizenship to the majority of Rohingya,” HRW said in a
This has led many Buddhists to consider the Rohingya to be Bengali, rejecting the term Rohingya as a recent invention, created for political reasons.
How and why are they being persecuted? And why aren’t they recognised?
Shortly after Myanmar’s independence from the British in 1948, the Union Citizenship Act was passed, defining which ethnicities could gain citizenship. According to a 2015 report
by the International Human Rights Clinic at Yale Law School,
the Rohingya were not included. The act, however, did allow those whose families had lived in Myanmar for at least two generations to apply for identity cards.
Rohingya were initially given such identification or even citizenship under the generational provision. During this time, several Rohingya also served in parliament.
READ MORE: The faces of Myanmar’s internally displaced
After the 1962 military coup in Myanmar, things changed dramatically for the Rohingya. All citizens were required to obtain national registration cards. The Rohingya, however, were only given foreign identity cards, which limited the jobs and educational opportunities they could pursue and obtain.
In 1982, a new citizenship law was passed, which effectively rendered the Rohingya stateless. Under the law, Rohingya were again not recognised as one of the country’s 135 ethnic groups. The law established three levels of citizenship. In order to obtain the most basic level (naturalised citizenship), there must be proof that the person’s family lived in Myanmar prior to 1948, as well as fluency in one of the national languages. Many Rohingya lack such paperwork because it was either unavailable or denied to them.
As a result of the law, their rights to study, work, travel, marry, practice their religion and access health services have been and continue to be restricted. The Rohingya cannot vote and even if they jump through the citizenship test hoops, they have to identify as “naturalised” as opposed to Rohingya, and limits are placed on them entering certain professions like medicine, law or running for office.
Since the 1970s, a number of crackdowns on the Rohingya in Rakhine State have forced hundreds of thousands to flee to neighbouring Bangladesh, as well as Malaysia, Thailand and other Southeast Asian countries. During such crackdowns, refugees have often reported rape, torture, arson and murder by Myanmar security forces.
IN PICTURES: Rohingya: Chased from Myanmar, unwelcome in Bangladesh
After the killings of nine border police in October 2016, troops started pouring into villages in Rakhine State. The government blamed what it called fighters from an armed Rohingya group. The killings led to a security crackdown on villages where Rohingya lived. During the crackdown, government troops were accused of an array of human rights abuses, including extrajudicial killing, rape and arson - allegations the government denied.
In November 2016, a UN official accused the government of carrying out “ethnic cleansing” of the Rohingya. It was not the first time such an accusation has been made.
In April 2013, for example, HRW said Myanmar was conducting a campaign of ethnic cleansing against the Rohingya. The government has consistently denied such accusations.
Most recently, Myanmar’s military has imposed a crackdown on the country’s Rohingya population after police posts and an army base were attacked in late August.
Residents and activists have described scenes of troops firing indiscriminately at unarmed Rohingya men, women and children. The government, however, has said nearly 100 people were killed after armed men from the Arakan Rohingya Salvation Army (ARSA) launched a raid on police outposts in the region.
Since the violence erupted, rights groups have documented fires burning in at least 10 areas of Myanmar’s Rakhine State. More than 300,000 people have fled the violence, with thousands trapped in a no-man’s land between the two countries, according to the UN refugee agency (UNHCR).
The UN has also said that hundreds of civilians who have tried to enter Bangladesh have been pushed back by patrols. Many have also been detained and forcibly returned to Myanmar.
How many Rohingya have fled Myanmar and where have they gone?
Since the late 1970s, nearly one million Rohingya have fled Myanmar due to widespread persecution.
According to the most recently available data from the United Nations in May, more than 168,000 Rohingya have fled Myanmar since 2012.
Following violence that broke out last year, more than 87,000 Rohingya fled to Bangladesh from October 2016 to July 2017, according to the International Organization for Migration.
WATCH: Fresh violence forces 18,000 Rohingya to cross into Bangladesh (2:40)
Many Rohingya also risked their lives trying to get to Malaysia by boat across the Bay of Bengal and the Andaman Sea. Between 2012 and 2015, more than 112,000 made the dangerous journey.
Prior to the violence that began in August, the UN estimated that there are as many as 420,000 Rohingya refugees in Southeast Asia. Additionally, it said there were around 120,000 internally displaced Rohingya.
Since the violence in Myanmar’s northwest began, more than 300,000 Rohingya have fled to Bangladesh, UNHCR said. It added that more than 1,000 people, mostly Rohingya, may have been killed in Myanmar.
What do Aung San Suu Kyi and the Myanmar government say about the Rohingya?
State Chancellor Aung San Suu Kyi, who is the de facto leader of Myanmar, has refused to really discuss the plight of the Rohingya.
Aung San Suu Kyi and her government do not recognise the Rohingya as an ethnic group and have blamed violence in Rakhine, and subsequent military crackdowns, on those they call “terrorists”.
The Nobel Peace Prize laureate does not have control over the military but has been criticised for her failure to condemn indiscriminate force used by troops, as well as to stand up for the rights of the more than one million Rohingya in Myanmar.
OPINION: Aung San Suu Kyi’s inexcusable silence
The government has also repeatedly rejected accusations of abuses. In February 2017, the UN published a report that found that government troops “very likely” committed crimes against humanity since renewed military crackdowns began in October 2016.
At the time, the government did not directly address the findings of the report and said it had the “the right to defend the country by lawful means” against “increasing terrorist activities”, adding that a domestic investigation was enough.
In April, however, Aung San Suu Kyi said in a rare interview with the BBC that the phrase “ethnic cleansing” was “too strong” a term to describe the situation in Rakhine.
“I don’t think there is ethnic cleansing going on,” she said. “I think ethnic cleansing is too strong an expression to use for what is happening.”
WATCH: Will Myanmar heed advocacy for Rohingya rights? (24:35)
In September 2016, Aung San Suu Kyi entrusted former UN chief Kofi Annan with finding ways to heal the long-standing divisions in the region. While many welcomed the commission and its findings, which were released this August, Azeem Ibrahim, a senior fellow at the Center for Global Policy,
argued it was just a way
for Aung San Suu Kyi to “pacify the global public opinion and try to demonstrate to the international community that she is doing what she can to resolve the issue”.
Annan was not given the mandate to investigate specific cases of human rights abuses, but rather one for long-term economic development, education and healthcare.
When setting up the commission, Aung San Suu Kyi’s government said it would abide by its findings. The commission urged the government to end the highly militarised crackdown on neighbourhoods where Rohingya live, as well as scrap restrictions on movement and citizenship.
Following the release of the August report, the government welcomed the commission’s recommendations and said it would give the report “full consideration with the view to carrying out the recommendations to the fullest extent … in line with the situation on the ground”.
On the latest round of violence, Aung San Suu Kyi condemned a “huge iceberg of misinformation” on the crisis, without mentioning the Rohingya who have fled to Bangladesh.
The government has often restricted access to northern Rakhine States for journalists and aid workers. Aung San Suu Kyi’s office has also accused aid groups of helping those it considers to be “terrorists”.
OPINION: Myanmar needs to get serious about peace
In January, Yanghee Lee, a UN special rapporteur on human rights in Myanmar, said she was
to certain parts of Rakhine and was only allowed to speak to Rohingya who had been pre-approved by the government.
The country has also denied visas to members of a UN probe investigating the violence and alleged abuses in Rakhine.
What does Bangladesh say about the Rohingya?
There are nearly half a million Rohingya refugees living in mostly makeshift camps in Bangladesh. The majority remain unregistered.
Bangladesh considers most of those who have crossed its borders and are living outside of camps as having “illegally infiltrated” the country.
Bangladesh has often tried to prevent Rohingya refugees from crossing its border.
OPINION: Regional actors should take a stand against Myanmar
In late January, the country
resurrected a plan
to relocate tens of thousands of Rohingya refugees from Myanmar to a remote island that is prone to flooding and has also been called “uninhabitable” by rights groups. Under the plan, which was originally introduced in 2015, authorities would move undocumented Myanmar nationals to Thengar Char in the Bay of Bengal.
Rights groups have decried the proposal, saying the island completely floods during monsoon season. The UN also called the forced relocation “very complex and controversial”.
Most recently, Bangladesh’s foreign minister labelled the violence against the Rohingya in Myanmar “a genocide”. The country’s National Commission for Human Rights also said it was considering “pressing for a trial against Myanmar, and against the Myanmar army at an international tribunal” on charges of genocide.
What does the international community say about the Rohingya?
The international community has labelled the Rohingya the “most persecuted minority in the world”.
The UN, as well as several rights groups such as
Human Rights Watch,
have consistently decried the treatment of the Rohingya by Myanmar and neighbouring countries.
The UN has said that it is “very likely” that the military committed grave human rights abuses in Rakhine that may amount to war crimes, allegations the government denies.
OPINION: Only international pressure can save Rohingya now
In March, the UN adopted a resolution to set up an independent, international mission to
the alleged abuses. It stopped short of calling for a Commission of Inquiry, the UN’s highest level of investigation.
The UN investigators must provide a verbal update in September and a full report next year on their findings.
Rights groups have criticised the government’s reluctance to accept the UN investigators.
Human Rights Watch warned that Myanmar’s government risked getting bracketed with
like North Korea and Syria if it did not allow the UN to investigate alleged crimes.
READ MORE: Myanmar - UN probe ‘can only aggravate’ Rakhine tension
In response to the latest round of violence, UN Secretary-General Antonio Guterres warned of the risk of ethnic cleansing, calling on Aung San Suu Kyi and the country’s security forces to end the violence.
In early September, Guterres also warned of a looming “humanitarian catastrophe” if the violence does not end.
UN human rights chief Zeid Ra'ad al Hussein urged Myanmar to end its “brutal security operation” against the Rohingya in Rakhine, calling it a “textbook example of ethnic cleansing”.
Both UN officials said they completely supported the findings of the advisory commission, led by Kofi Annan, and urged the government to fulfil its recommendations.
OPINION: The Rohingya crisis and the role of the OIC
What is the
Arakan Rohingya Salvation Army?
The Arakan Rohingya Salvation Army (ARSA), formerly known as the al-Yaqeen Faith Movement,
released a statement
under its new name in March 2017, saying it was obligated to “defend, salvage and protect [the] Rohingya community”.
The group said it would do so “with our best capacities as we have the legitimate right under international law to defend ourselves in line with the principle of self defence”.
The group is considered a “terrorist” organisation by the Myanmar government.
In its March statement, the ARSA added that it does “not associate with any terrorist group across the world” and does “not commit any form of terrorism against any civilian[s] regardless of their religious and ethnic origin”.
The statement also said: “We […] declare loud and clear that our defensive attacks have only been aimed at the oppressive Burmese regime in accordance with international norms and principles until our demands are fulfilled.”
The group has claimed responsibility for an attack on police posts and an army base in Rakhine State. According to the government nearly 400 people were killed, the majority of whom were members of the ARSA. Rights groups, however, say hundreds of civilians have been killed by security forces.
Rights group Fortify Rights said it has documented that fighters with the ARSA “are also accused of killing civilians - suspected government 'informants’ - in recent days and months, as well as preventing men and boys from flee Maungdaw Township”.
On September 9, the group declared a month-long unilateral ceasefire in Rakhine to enable aid groups to address the humanitarian crisis in the area.
“ARSA strongly encourages all concerned humanitarian actors resume their humanitarian assistance to all victims of the humanitarian crisis, irrespective of ethnic or religious background during the ceasefire period,” the group said in a statement, adding that it calls on Myanmar’s military to also temporarily lay down arms.
According to the International Crisis group, the ARSA has ties to Rohingya living in Saudi Arabia.
The Myanmar government formally categorised the group as a “terrorist” organisation on August 25.
20 More Awesome Quotes from The Blacklist’s Raymond Reddington
1. “Be careful, Lizzie. Because the truth of it is once you start down this road, there’s no logical place to stop. You could see to her education, health insurance, housing. You can watch her. Or have her watched. Keep her safe. Try to ascertain her… hopes, dreams, desires. Pull strings, call in favors to discreetly smooth the path. And, for the first few years, it may work. You’ll draw some measure of virtue from being her invisible benefactor. But, that won’t last. It’s all a fraud. That it’s really not about her at all. That it’s all about you. And you’re just… going through the motions to salve your own guilt. But, all the money, all the time and effort, all the favors in the world cannot possibly equal what you took away from her. Everything else is… just a nice gesture.”
2. “In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.”
3. “Everybody likes apples.”
4. “Agent Keen, in this world, there are no sides. Only players.”
5. “Revenge isn’t a passion. It’s a disease. It eats at your mind, and poisons your soul.”
6. “Agent Ressler. Once you cross over, there are things in the darkness that can keep your heart from feeling the light again.”
7. “Last night, I got up for a scoop of orange sherbet and she caught my eye. I just stood here in the dark squinting at her. Poor thing ruined my appetite. Even after I went back to bed, all I could hear was the hideous music she must be playing. Didn’t sleep a wink.”
8. “I was once on the island of Ko Ri, free diving in the Andaman Sea. I fell terribly ill, stung by a lionfish. I was dehydrated and in excruciating pain. I had lost all sense of time and place, completely disoriented. But I knew I was dying. So I readied myself for it. And in that moment at death’ door, I looked up… And standing over me in the brightness was this landless Moken Sea Gypsy. Just standing there. Smiling. She and her tribe nursed me back to health. Good as new. When I left the island, she kissed me, it was like a burst of sunlight on my cheek. It was… It made nearly dying welling worth it. That’s how I feel now.”
9. “I met Dr. Sanders here through a mutual friend to discuss a very delicate and underfunded research project. As I recall, the science was awesome, but financially precarious. We did, however, spend a glorious weekend in God’s Country with two snow bunnies who were dead ringers for the Swiss Miss Girl.”
10. “Reciprocity’s a bitch, right, dahling? Screw the bear, the bear screws back. Batteries not included.”
11. “I finally had a chance to see her, Sam. There’s a fire inside she got from you. She’s volatile, unpredictable, soft, and hard, and… soft again. Stronger than she knows. You gave her an incredible gift, Sam. Taking her in and loving her as your own.”
12. “Then you’ll just have to find another criminal to talk to Elizabeth Keen and make fun of Agent Ressler.”
13. “Yes. It’ll undoubtedly take some time. But I’m sure she’ll be fine. He’ll always be there with her. Standing in the shadows to keep her safe. Laughing with her in the light. Watching through her eyes, all those who get close. He’ll always be there. She will be fine.”
14. “When I was young, I wanted to dance. I saw Gary Cooper dance on the screen, it was wonderful. Years later when I saw Gary, he looked old and grey. It turned out he had a cracked heart valve, very difficult to fix. He was on a waiting list to the end of his days. Just like Elias.”
15. You’re already in their hands. The only thing they haven’t done is close their fist.
16. “As my father used to say to me, just because you’ve been bumped up to first chair in the orchestra, doesn’t mean you can compose a symphony.”
17. “Every cause has more than one effect.”
18. “You seem younger in person than you appear to be when lurking in the background on television. Are you a swimmer?”
19. “My God! It tastes so good! I hesitate to swallow and I certainly don’t wanna spit it out. Oh, what the hell?”
20. “You two out here, playing grab ass in the woods just smacks of something biblical.