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Malik: Isn’t that a bit dangerous?

Altaïr: Malik, please. We’ve been in a lot of unexpected predicaments before and we always escape unhurt.

Malik: 

Altaïr: Okay, we sometimes escape unhurt.

Malik:

Altaïr: All right, we escaped unhurt once! And… then we hurt ourselves on the way home…

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“Books Are Violent” from “The Blame”

Gumball: Everybody read a book, wreak havoc across the nation. Come on just have a look, there’s such violent inspiration.

Egghead 1: “Lord of the Flies” is a book each parent cherishes! The feral kids survive, but the one with glasses perishes!

Tobias, Carmen, Leslie: [Attack Egghead 1]

Darwin: If you want more blood and guts give Shakespeare’s plays a try. [Felicity trips over Darwin’s shoes] In “Titus Andronicus,” a mother gets her son served up in a pie.

Billy: [Spoken] You did this to me mother!

Banana JoeLegends, myths and fairy tales, will make their readers shriek and wail.

Sarah: [Screams and falls unconscious]

Penny: “Red Riding Hood” is pretty bizarre where a wolf dresses up as a girl’s grandma.

Patrick and Mrs. Fitzgerald: [Scream]

Alan: I’ve read Greek myths just like you sir, when they get beheaded like Medusa.

Gumball: And I read “Tortoise and the Hare,” a tale of torture and despair! [Points finger at a hare and a tortoise, spoken] FIGHT!

Darwin: [Spoken] You haven’t read that one have you?

Gumball: [Spoken] Er, no.

Tobias: If you read Dicken’s “Oliver Twist,” you’d shut the library door and lock it! [Steals Harold’s purse and Jackie’s necklace] It’s all about these homeless kids who learn how to pickpocket!

Felicity: Okay I get it, that’s enough! Fiction should be banned!

Gumball: But history books are just as bad! Perhaps a rap will help you understand! Juke, hit it.

Juke: [Beatboxing]

Gumball: [Rapping]

It’s just words, words, words.

Cover to cover.

Bound with a spine, word to your mother.

But books are the same, every story to video games.

They’re just as gory.

Romeo, oh Romeo.

[Gumball and Penny hold empty glasses and pretend to drink out of them]

Gumball: [Rapping] Romeo is your homie-o.

[Gumball and Penny pretend to be dead]

Gumball: [Rapping]

To be or not to be,

That’s the question for a G.

“Huck Finn’s Adventures” by Mark Twain.

All these books are driving me insane.

So who should really get the blame,

Are books as bad as video games?

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We all know the cartoon, The Amazing World of Gumball. But, what makes it SO amazing? We break it down for you in our new video! http://frdr.us/2mQlWSt

anonymous asked:

Hey cube you have good taste so do you mind reccomending me some movies/shows?

ooooh man, i like so many showssss, good ones that ive rewatched recently are Robotomy, Motorcity, Amazing World of Gumball, like..all the main Transformers series, Yokai Watch

….MEGAMAN 90S CARTOON also, and superjail, 

and good animated films: iron giant, metropolis, Robots, CARS(ITS GOOD OK), Home (also the home cartoon on netflix is cute)

and live action movies: but im a cheerleader (a lesbian 90s comedy, super cute), christine, little shop of horrors, heathers

idk why all my live action movies are dark comedy pretty much lol