I help her into the prototype, yes? My hands sort of guiding along her body, making sure that it fits properly. Now the dress is starting to look fantastic, you know, and she feels very excited. She feels very sensual and I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good. And then, you know, we chitchat a little bit, no big deal, but she asks me back to her place. Where did that come from? I accept, you know, and then, you know, we chitchat at her place. It’s no big deal, but eventually, she says, you know, “Do you wanna make love, Charlie?" And I say, "Are you serious? Because yes, I do.” And, and, and then just boom! we’re into it and it’s hot and it’s passionate and then…And then it’s just me and you babe, like, all night long. And I satisfy her so many times, she starts screaming my name…“Charlie,” she says, “Charlie,” she says…
Evidence for lesbian charlie kelly is her entire wardrobe, especially the double denim look in Gun Fever Too: Still Hot, the bandana and glasses combo in The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo, and Of Course her signature green army jacket. like, can you say lesbian fashion icon….
Yo I can't stream videos rn but would you mind telling us ur fav chardee episodes? I'd love to watch them later :)
we’re doing part 2 today (since there’s no way to fit all of them into one viewing session lmfao) so you’re free to join if you want! :’)
my top five are proooobably….
the gang misses the boat (obviously)
the gang tends bar (again…. obviously)
charlie goes america all over everybody’s ass
mac and dennis: manhunters
charlie rules the world
honorable mentions: the aluminum monster vs. fatty magoo, charlie kelly: king of the rats, the gang gets a new member/dee reynolds: shaping america’s youth, the gang gets held hostage, dennis and dee’s mom is dead, frank retires, hundred dollar baby, dennis reynolds: an erotic life, charlie and dee find love (an unfortunately misleading episode title smh), the gang gets whacked pt. 2, mac and dennis buy a timeshare, asskickers united, underage drinking: a national concern, the gang finds a dead guy, who got dee pregnant?, and dee gives birth (mostly due to my own meta, but still). the nightman cometh is good subtextually too if you like reading way too much into things like i do laksjdlfj.
the way i feel about dennis’s double life depends ENTIRELY on where the show goes after that tbh.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 3, Episode 5 “The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo”
Dennis: I’m not going to take no for an answer because I just refuse to do that, because I’m a winner and winners… we don’t listen to words like ‘no’ or 'don’t’ or 'stop!’ Those words are just not in our vocabulary.