the aluminum monster vs fatty magoo

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I help her into the prototype, yes? My hands sort of guiding along her body, making sure that it fits properly. Now the dress is starting to look fantastic, you know, and she feels very excited. She feels very sensual and I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good. And then, you know, we chitchat a little bit, no big deal, but she asks me back to her place. Where did that come from? I accept, you know, and then, you know, we chitchat at her place. It’s no big deal, but eventually, she says, you know, “Do you wanna make love, Charlie?" And I say, "Are you serious? Because yes, I do.” And, and, and then just boom! we’re into it and it’s hot and it’s passionate and then…And then it’s just me and you babe, like, all night long. And I satisfy her so many times, she starts screaming my name…“Charlie,” she says, “Charlie,” she says…

theweddingofthefoxes  asked:

Top five moments for each of the 4 members of the gang!!!

Oof this is a long one lol. None of these are in order and I’m gonna include Frank too cause why not.

CHARLIE

  • The whole episode “Charlie Work”.
  • The song at the end of “The Nightman Cometh” where he’s in the yellow suit and singing to the waitress.
  • “Stupid science bitches couldn’t make I more smarter”
  • The scream he does after Mac runs a car into the wall in “Mac and Charlie Die”.
  • When he gets choked up that the gang made him a new rat bashing stick.

MAC

  • “Welp, I’m gay”
  • When him and Dennis get into a push up competition TWICE in “The World Series Defense”.
  • Him translating his moms grunts for Charlie’s mom.
  • His sick ass karate moves.
  • When he puts a bow on his mom’s head to make her look better for when his dad gets out of prison.

DENNIS

  • “LOOK AT ME WHEN YOURE TALKING TO ME” and just that whole disgusting facial expression in “Charlie Work”.
  • In “The Aluminum Monster vs Fatty Magoo” where he wears the dress he designed.
  • The whole episode “Mac and Dennis Move to the Suburbs”.
  • His hair in the newest season.
  • “MY MOMMY, MY MOMMY IS A SKELETON. I FEEL TOO MUCH I FEEL TOO MUCH”

DEE

  • The whole episode “The gang broke Dee”.
  • Her genius plan when she tells the gang that one of them is the father of her baby.
  • The shot of her in the wheelchair holding her baby. That’s more like one of my favorite Kaitlin moments, but I’m gonna count it.
  • HER BEING THE STRAIGHT UP WINNER IN “The Gang Beats Boggs” EVEN THOUGH SHE DOESN’T ACTUALLY WIN LIKE I KNOW BUT SHE DRANK SO MUCH.
  • Every time she fucking gags.

FRANK

  • “May I offer you an egg in this trying time”
  • When he wrestles Rickety Cricket.

  • Him actually being nice at the end of “An Always Sunny Christmas”.

  • “Your mother was a giant whouuure.” (Look I’m trying to spell it like he pronounces it but I can’t figure it out.)

  • Anxiety flushing. It gives him control.

anonymous asked:

Yo I can't stream videos rn but would you mind telling us ur fav chardee episodes? I'd love to watch them later :)

we’re doing part 2 today (since there’s no way to fit all of them into one viewing session lmfao) so you’re free to join if you want! :’)

my top five are proooobably….

  1. the gang misses the boat (obviously)
  2. the gang tends bar (again…. obviously)
  3. charlie goes america all over everybody’s ass
  4. mac and dennis: manhunters
  5. charlie rules the world

honorable mentions: the aluminum monster vs. fatty magoo, charlie kelly: king of the rats, the gang gets a new member/dee reynolds: shaping america’s youth, the gang gets held hostage, dennis and dee’s mom is dead, frank retires, hundred dollar baby, dennis reynolds: an erotic life, charlie and dee find love (an unfortunately misleading episode title smh), the gang gets whacked pt. 2, mac and dennis buy a timeshare, asskickers united, underage drinking: a national concern, the gang finds a dead guy, who got dee pregnant?, and dee gives birth (mostly due to my own meta, but still). the nightman cometh is good subtextually too if you like reading way too much into things like i do laksjdlfj.

the way i feel about dennis’s double life depends ENTIRELY on where the show goes after that tbh.

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It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Season 3, Episode 5
“The Aluminum Monster vs. Fatty Magoo”

Dennis: I’m not going to take no for an answer because I just refuse to do that, because I’m a winner and winners… we don’t listen to words like ‘no’ or 'don’t’ or 'stop!’ Those words are just not in our vocabulary.