the allie experiment

Things only Harmonizers understand:

(Little harmonizer experiment, mark every sentence you know or understand, and reblog)

“Have you ever seen the Impossible become possible?”

“I helped putting them together”

“Lauren’s mine”

LYLAS

“my boyfriend”

“Ally, is not a wedding”

Biggie and Smallz

1432

Harmonize America

Cheechee and Chancho

DC3

T&T

Thug Harmony

“letitbeletitbeletitbeee”

Lern Jergi

China and walz

The Grammar Queen

Ashley

Fifth Unison

Miamicutie1996

Sixth harmony?

“Bah Felicia”

“Fucking idiots. That’s bullshit”

“We ended up showering together”

the golden fish rap

CC7

Cake (No more cake for you)

“hey mama you got a nice ass”

BHB’s

Waffle House

Dancing Like a White Girl

#LaurenIsOurPrincess

“You smell like spaghetti”

“I tried salmon!”

#Yolandah

4th harmony……

“Pero like”

“I’m the father”

“I thought you said balls”

the impersonation of shakira

“but really she wants camila”

the tounge trick

Over and Tellin’ me

Butterfly queen 1 and butterfly queen2

“Very separatly single”

Cool rocker girlfriend

No album era

*Accidentally blocks harry styles*

B-A-R-B-I-E

What happened in the elevator?

The spatula 

Big Rob’s tackle

the Camwich

VMA’s 2014

“I’ve never heard any of you snore andI’ve slept with all of you…” 

Baljeet and *noises*

Forehead mole

Captain chelsea and Captain Dinah

sledgehammer’s laurinah dance

“Girls can do themselves”

Planet green eyes

YAS BOOBOO

(comment in the tags if i missed any you think is worth remembering)

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This literally made me sick. Fucking terrible how people can be so disrespectful, so violent. Please watch this, spread this around and educate your friends, family and anyone who just doesn’t know for a better tomorrow.  The result is a heart wrenching technicolor spectacle that raises questions about gender stereotypes, mob mentality, and violence in America. 

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my R5 experience!

so i recently became OBSESSED with R5. I consider them one of my favorite bands. and i was lucky enough to get to meet them all and talk to them multiple times this weekend!!! They did a performance on saturday and a hockey game on sunday for a charity called Echoes of Hope which helps foster kids. AND IT WAS THE BEST WEEKEND OF MY LIFE. LEGGO p.s. this is gonna be a really long post 

I got to the hotel where the performance was 3 hours early bc my sister is working at the sundance festival so she had to be there at 5. but lets be real i would have been early anyway. I made friends with like 4 employees at the hotel and with the charity just from sitting around while they set up hahaha! people with tickets started getting there before r5 and the other 4 acts and i waited in the hall and saw them walk in to the ballroom!! i saw ratliff first and then ross (who is my favorite btw) and ross saw me and i smiled and waved and he smiled and walked in. 

I went in and saw rocky, ratliff and ross by the side of the stage and ross was tuning his guitar. i was so nervous and scared that i was going to make a fool of myself bc i always get starstruck but somehow i was possessed by someone who can carry on a human conversation. i said “hey you guys!” and rocky and ratliff looked at me and said hey and i said “i’m so excited to see you i came here just for you guys!” and they said thanks for coming out and ratliff said “do you like my bongo drum this is what im using tonight” and i laughed and said “you are going to burn this place down with that!” idk if that even makes sense but he laughed anyway haha and i asked where rydel was and rocky said “i don’t know, i was just wondering that!” and then ross asked me “are you going to the game tomorrow?” and i said “yes! i’m so excited!” and he said “we’re gonna get our asses kicked!!” and i laughed and he said “you gotta look out for me, i’m gonna be the only one in a yellow helmet!” and i said “Ok! what number is on your jersey?” and he said 32. At this point i was dying inside from joy and i don’t know how i actually spoke to them especially ross bc i like him so much holy shit. then i said “i dont know who to root for now! you guys are split up on the teams!” and then ross said “you gotta root for me i need more support!” and i said ok! and then i asked if i could get a picture and this random guy said he would take it. and then riker walked up behind the guy taking the picture and was looking at the screen jokingly and me and ratliff told him to get in the picture! then we took pictures and i said thank you and i was about to walk away. I wrote a letter to ross that i wanted to give to him so before i left i said “hey ross, actually i wanted to give you this, so if you get a couple minutes you could read it.” and he said “yeah, for sure!” and i said “thank you! i’ll see you later!” and i went to find rydel. i saw her across the room with her mom and i walked over and said hi to their mom bc she saw me first and then i said “hi rydel!” and i said kinda the same thing as i said to the boys that i only came to the event bc they were there! and she hugged me without me asking and i asked for a picture and i said “you’re so pretty!!” and then she just kept talking to me and idk how i held a conversation that long bc im horrible at social interaction but it happened man!

I asked her how many songs they were doing and she said 3 and i asked what order the performers were in and she said they were going last and i said “oh good!” then ratliff came up to us. then i asked what songs and they said they wanted it to be a surprise! and then rydel said “would you be totally bummed if we didn’t do Smile?” and i said “well i kinda assumed you would bc its the new one but i won’t be disappointed bc i love all of your songs! it would be impossible to disappoint me hahaha” and then i said “but my very favorite song from you guys is easy love!” and her and ratliff looked at eachother and were like “OH REALLY!” and i laughed bc i could tell they would sing it haha and then i said “i thought it would be standing up thing so i could go crazy in the front but its just a bunch of chairs and tables!” and ratliff was like “true but you could still go crazy” and i said “yeah i definitely will i dont even care what people think i’m gonna be jamming out!” and i told them how i left to drive there 3 hours late bc of my dad and i was freaking out and i said “and i was like DAD YOU CANNOT RUIN ME MEETING R5 I WILL KILL YOU” and they laughed and ratliff asked where im from and i said idaho, 3 hours away and rydel said they had some family in idaho! and ratliff was like “i….don’t” hahaha and then ratliff tried to think of a pun for idaho and i same “people call it idahome sometimes but thats about it! idaho’s pun game isn’t too strong” and then rydel said my hair was pretty and i said “oh thanks, i grew it myself!” and flipped my hair and they both laughed!!!!!!! I MADE RYDELLINGTON LAUGH IM DEAD OK and i think that was about it with that conversation and i said “well i’ll let you guys go, thanks for everything!! i’ll see you later!” and i walked away.

then everyone was just eating and the whole band went into the photobooth and took pics and they were just talking to people and the other acts got ready and i was obviously staring at ross the whole time bc he looked damn good ok anyway the other acts went on and the 2nd act was this girl and the host guy started dancing and i was sitting directly in the front and middle of the room right by the stage so the host pointed at me and made me dance and i didn’t even hesitate haha and i knew ross would totally see me dancing so i was like boom thats happening and a bunch of other people joined AND THEN ROSS AND RATLIFF (and maybe rocky i cant remember exactly) JOINED IN THE DANCE AND I TOTALLY TOUCHED ROSS’S ARM AND DANCED RIGHT NEXT TO HIM and then when ross was dancing we made eye contact and i pointed at him and i was jokingly like “YESSS!” and he nodded and smiled and did the rock on thing with his hand and kept dancing and they left before that song ended and then the rest of the acts went and they were good but i was dying to see r5 like duh. BUT during one of the other acts I SAW RYDELLINGTON DANCING AND GOD IT WAS CUTE AND I GOT A PIC and my twitter was blowing up and it made it more fun that everyone was like cheering me on and was so happy for me it was amazing!! and then it was finally time for r5 and when they set up i walked up to the stage and asked riker for a video for a fan saying he loved them! and then i sat back down and was too damn ready to see them rock this shit ok!! they did easy love first aND I WAS JAMMING THE FUCK OUT LIKE FOR REAL AND I WAS ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNEW THE WORDS AND THEN OH MY GOD ROSS DIDNT SING THE END OF ONE OF THE CHORUSES AND HE HEARD ME FINISH THE LINE AND HE SAID “she sang it!” AND POINTED AT ME AND SO DID RATLIFF AND I GOT IT ON VINE *deep breathing* i’m ok i really am rEALLY. and then they did things are looking up and then when ross did his high note he did that shit flawlessly and i screamed “YES! GOOD JOB” AND I POINTED AT HIM AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED WHILE HE KEPT SINGING ALSDKGAL;KDG i fucking love him ok and rydel kept looking at me and smiling at me when i was jamming out bc i told her i was going to and then they sang smile! AND DURING SMILE RATLIFF POINTED AT ME AND I POINTED BACK AND HE WAS NODDING AND THEN HE FREAKING WINKED AT ME FAM ajlks;djflasdf ok and then they actually did 4 songs and they were all like “what should we sing next…” and someone yelled “turn down for what” and ratliff looked all serious and said “alright this is turn down for what by lil john” and he started drumming the beat it was so funny! but then they sang can’t forget about you and riker smiled at me when he saw me singing! i think rydel did in that song too :)

and then it finished and they got offstage and i walked over to the side of the room they were on and ross walked past me and i said “you guys did so good!” and he smiled and said “oh thank you!” and walked out of the ballroom and then i saw ratliff and he said “i saw you partying out there! i almost dedicated a song to you but i couldn’t fit it in” ALKSDGLAJGDSLKG and i said “oh no thats totally fine i felt the love!!” and he was like “oh good!” aND THEN RATLIFF HUGGED ME IT WAS GREAT and rydel came up to us and i hugged rydel a 2nd time but i cant remember exactly when haha but i know for sure it happened haha and then they walked out to do an interview. then i was in the hall where they did the interview and they were just standing so i got another video for 2 fans saying she loved them with ratliff drumming in the background hahaha! and then i said “you guys are sooo nice!” and ratliff was like “no we’re not its all an act!” and i laughed and then ratliff had his gum in a wrapper and he was like “idk where to put this” and i pointed at this empty beer bottle and said to put it in there and he said something about recycling idek and i was like “they probably wont recycle it so it will end up in the trash anyway!” and he said “true!” and he put it in there hahaha and then rydel was like “whats your twitter name?” and she was typing in her phone and i said my personal account not my fan account and then ratliff was like “oh we gotta take these pictures we’ll be right back!” but then they forgot and went back into the ballroom but its ok bc my sister had to pick me up right then anyway ha. so then i left that hotel and went back to my sisters apartment and i was just so freaking happy and THEN I LOOK ON MY TWITTER AND RYDEL FOLLOWED ME ON THE OFFICIALR5 ACCOUNT AND FUCKING THEN SHE RETWEETED THE PICTURE OF US ON HER OWN ACCOUNT AND FAVORITED MY OTHER TWEET WITH ALL THE PICTURES I LEGITIMATELY STARTED CRYING IN MY SISTERS ARMS IT ALL HIT ME AT THAT MOMENT ALDKFJAKDSLa;lskdjajsld;kg oh my god ok and then i ate some taco bell and went to bed at like 2 AM lol

on sunday i woke up at 8 to TONS of notifications from both of my twitter accounts and vine and i showered and got all ready and headed to the hockey game!! Right when i walked in i immediately saw ross on the ice in a grey beanie, jeans and his jersey and so i took a video of him skating bc he is hella good!!! and then i saw him go into the locker room so i went to the seats right next to the door and right when i walked to the seat ross walked out and saw me and recognized me and i said “hey ross whats up!” and he said “oh hey hows it going?” and went back onto the ice. then i just sat and watched him practice with ryland and i heard someone behind me say “who is number 32?” and i couldn’t help myself i turned and said “ross lynch!” and i explained who he was and that i saw them the night before and how happy i was and all that jazz. then after like maybe 10 minutes the best thing in the history of my life happened pEOPLE ROSS SKATED OVER TO ME AND LOOKED RIGHT AT ME AND REACHED OVER THE GLASS AND SAID “here you go!” AND GAVE ME A HOCKEY PUCK. WITH HIS OWN TWO HANDS. HE SAW ME FROM ACROSS THE ICE RINK AND PICKED UP A HOCKEY PUCK AND THOUGHT “hey, i’m gonna give this to that girl who likes me!” THIS IS HOW I KNOW HE TOTALLY READ MY LETTER BC I WROTE TONS OF NICE SINCERE STUFF AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE PUT MY PHONE NUMBER IN IT AND SAID I HAD A CRUSH ON HIM BUT WHATEVERKJSDjklasdjg and i said thanks and i just sat there while he skated away totally frozen in time like what in all hell just happened i was shaking and probably looked like i just saw a ghost and i turned around and looked at the people i had been talking to and i was like “what just happened?” and i was just jaw dropped and OH MY GOD ALSKDGJ my heart is pounding just typing this god it was seriously the best moment of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and then a little later i saw ratliff and i said hi and he walked over to me and i said “do you remember me?” i dont know why i fucking said that but im dumb anyway and i told him that ross gave me the puck and i was like “this is definitely going in my scrapbook ahahahaha” and he laughed and then he said “ok we’re gonna go get ice cream see you later!” and him and rydel got ice cream this was all before the game and then i got as many pictures and videos as i could but my phone was dying so fast bc i was getting so many notifications but i managed to get another video for some fans from rydel! and i got another adorable rydellington picture so yeah!! and i talked to their mom like an idiot and i was like “you made amazing kids, i love them a lot, so good job!” and she said thanks ahahaha

then i just watched the game and took videos and my phone died so i just watched and riker scored the 1st goal and 2 more after that and on the 3rd one after riker skated around in celebration ross turned to his mom and rydellington on the sidelines and said “FUCK RIKER” JOKINGLY AND I ALMOST SCREAMED AHAHHA IT WAS HILARIOUS and then during a break riker was standing in the little area where rydellington sat and that lead to the locker room and i said “riker, good job on that first goal!!” and he said thank you!!! and at some point i said hi to david henrie from wizards of waverly place hahaha and on the ice ross basically (accidentally) knocked david right into the net and he felt so bad omg hahaha and he helped him out aND DAVID TWEETED A VINE OF THAT EXACT MOMENT THE ONE I VIDEOTAPED BUT HE POSTED IT FROM SOMEONE ELSES VINE AND THEY HAD EDITED IT AND ROSS AND RIKER SAW IT SO LIKE THEY SAW SOMETHING I VIDEOTAPED IDK DGKLGLKDSGJSDLG

AND REALLY THIS WAS THE BEST FREAKING WEEKEND OF MY LIFE I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT AND IF YOU READ THIS WHOLE THING WOW UR AMAZING OK WELL I FUCKING LOVE R5 AND THEY ARE SUPER AMAZING HUMAN BEINGS 

Sexy Results | Brie & Alli

Allison was super excited for the little field trip she and Brie had planned as part of Brie’s sexual education. This day was particularly exciting, because it wasn’t so much Alli sharing her own experiences as it was the two of them shopping and having fun at the store Brie had picked out. They were equals today, at least sort of, and that felt nice. It seemed like the kind of thing good friends did together, and Alli was glad she had a friend like that nearby.

Alli showed up late as usual, but not by much, and eagerly knocked on the door. A part of her hoped that Tristan would be the one answering it, just so she could see the undoubtedly priceless look on his face when she told him that she and Brie would be trying on lingerie together all day. That would have to wait for later, though, because she was greeted by the girl she was actually there for. “Hi Brie!” Alli smiled widely and hugged her. “Ready to get sexy?”