another vagina story: my horse has an iberian saddle with very high pommel, so obviously I can't jump in it. However, one time my horse got scared of a bike laying on the ground and jumped up and to the side, and I banged my entire venus mound into the pommel. You might think a bony structure covered with fat and skin might not hurt that bad, but fucking hell I felt like all the air in my lungs just disappeared. Moral of the story: don't buy saddles with high pommels, they will hurt you one day.
+10 for ‘venus mound’ I have never heard that before
tho if women are from venus and men are from mars does that mean I have a martian mound?
btw I am sorry for your pain and suffering
There has to be a patron saint of crotch injuries for y'all to start praying to