the age of iron

HOW NOT TO POTION

So I noticed something about how potions are drank in Inquisition. Like… Layna, that’s probably not the best way to drink that…

See, look at Dorian, this is flawless. Notice how he hasn’t broken his spine to get a drink? That’s important. Take notes.

This just looks… Ow…

and then there’s Iron Fucking Bull. BULL THOSE ARE YOUR TITTIES. 

This isn’t Flashdance. You’re fighting a Reaver. FOCUS.

dai characters as things teachers have said to me

cassandra: oh sorry. i was into this new romance novel i got over the weekend and spaced out what was your question

varric: i have a retirement plan in place and it’s going to be rad. i’m not telling any of you because it’s super cool and all of you will steal it but it’s cool i’ll be famous 

solas: im kinda of like the school gypsy. im here for one year and boom then im gone

iron bull: the june on the board is a reminder for when i have to arm wrestle this kid in my algebra class. if he wins they get 10 extra points on their finals but if i win i get satisfaction of winning and my pride 

dorian: i think it’s important that you all learn to be yourselves and not like your peers or your parents. like me for example. my father was a mean bastard. me? im a sarcastic bastard. be yourself kids

cole:i think sophia’s right, not all ghosts have to be mean. if i was a ghost i’d be a helpful ghost. i’d do taxes or something

vivienne: and this is… wait, wait a second. let’s take a moment to take in what he is wearing, those shoes do not that match that outfit 

blackwall: hey guys just a side note in this contest between teachers dont vote for me. if i win not only will i be decorated but they’ll make me and mr chasse shave our beards and if my beard goes i go

sera: i hate the no cursing rule. as long as im not cursing at anyone i should be already. if i say ‘hey student fuck you’ then im screwed but if i go to this crap tv and say ‘come on you piece of shit turn on’ i should be alright, right?

cullen: cough drops? that’s drugs you cant have drugs here. I’m kidding i’ll take anything to numb the pain of living. 

leliana: if a bad guy were to walk into this room i could kill him in eight different ways so there’s no need to worry about anything like that

josephine: why did everything in history have to end in a fight im sure if they all just got into a room and talked it out they could have gotten to some sort of agreement

It needs to be canon in superhero universes that schools and colleges have stopped caring about world ending disasters. Like yeah the avengers tore up Manhattan but you’ve known about this assignment for weeks so it still needs to be in on time. The internet is down cause joker decided to pull a massive heist? Oh to bad, that online discussion board post needs to be up. Like obviously if you’re in the hospital or there’s a family emergency cause of it you’ll get some slack but you’re gonna have to jump through so many hoops that it’s better to just abandon that loved one to make it in time for the biology final. You’re dorm or apartment burned down in the crossfire of loki and iron man? Guess who’s sleeping at their friend’s house or in the commuter lounge?

DAI Companions as Ron Swanson Gifs

Varric

Originally posted by the-chubby-marshmallow

Cole

Originally posted by brightsidechronicles

Blackwall

Originally posted by instalaugh

Sera

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

Cassandra

Originally posted by whystudywhenicanmeme

Iron Bull

Originally posted by ginandting

Vivienne

Originally posted by despairingfever

Dorian

Originally posted by simplysamnicole

Solas

Originally posted by collegerunningprobs

Cuz I mean…we didn’t really have bags with us…and our soldiers couldn’t have known that we’d need to catch killers in the servant quarters.

Addy was wearing this under her nutcracker outfit.
It was meant for Cullen originally…but this was her only excuse not to wear that terrible outfit anymore.

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anonymous asked:

companions and advisers react to discovering the inquisitor did a perfect wicked hearts quest with utterly no mistakes whatsoever and was utterly stone cold drunk as all hell the entire time without giving it away until the very end when they're alone.

Cassandra:


Iron Bull + Chargers:

Blackwall:

Originally posted by gifsforthemasses

Cole: Knew the whole time, so

Varric:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs


Sera:

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Vivienne:

Originally posted by lonelyhumansofsociety

Solas:

Originally posted by sugarfreehardcandy

Dorian:

Originally posted by dailyhappylife

Leliana:

Originally posted by lifetimetv

Cullen:

Josephine:

BONUS: Inquisitor: