When you head to the polls today, remember the real issues affecting the American taxpayer in these divisive times.
Pete says he’s responsible, but last year he broke the hall vase. Pete says he loves his parents, but he didn’t buy their anniversary card – he just signed it. And for the algebra final, Pete had to borrow notes.
Broke the vase.
Signed the card.
You need someone you can trust with your bowling ball. Give it to Pete,He Deserves It 🇺🇸.