the adoration of the name of jesus

OMG OK LET ME LEARN Y'ALL A THING. My friend told me about this guy named Sufjan Stevens and all I can say is WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIM.

Okay so first, he is such a pure lil bean. He’s a Christian but get this– HE’S NOT SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC, TRANSPHOBIC, RACIST, ISLAMOPHOBIC, OR APHOBIC. I know right??? He just loves Jesus a whole hecking lot and it’s so freaking cute. He’s also this cute shy lil mouse boy and he barely does interviews because he has anxiety. Just a lil flower boy with no time for neurotypical BSery.

SECOND. He writes the most ADORABLE, PURE, SQUEE-WORTHY mlm music. Like seriously, put that shit on your fic-writing playlists and you will be writing some cute-ass fluff in no time. He just loves boys a lot and it makes my heart so big and full.

THIRDO. He is a STEAL. Seriously, I have high standards and I would go frickledy-frack on him in like three seconds flat if I was even in the same room as him. Those blue-green eyes. Those delectable lips. Whew, is it sweaty in here or is that just me?

FOURTHERLY. He and his gay opera friend Nico Muhly are way too cute for words and I am frankly disappointed that the Tumblr fandom crew hasn’t made any ship content whatsoever. If they aren’t dating I am going to be literally shattered. My poor heart can’t take all the cuteness.

IN CONCLUSION! Listen to Sufjan Stevens or the Tumblr gods will smite you.

Originally posted by animemhex

modern soc au

inej: 

  • loves to dance !!! esp ballet but she can dance to whatever tbfh, she’s that good 
  • likes to wear caps, esp backwards. really loves bomber jackets too. 
  • has a couple, small tattoos dedicated to her saints 
  • is that one kid who loves to do parkour (both ironically and unironically) for instance is really good at it but sometimes just yells PARKOUR and steps over a rock
  • usually found eating lunch with her pals on the roof of the school 
  • is amazing at hide and seek like holy fuck ????? hid for 2 hours once and wasn’t found, came back the next day and was like “y'all losers SUCK" 
  • loves to study other people’s cultures, as well as history and is great as p.e (never has gotten a bad grade in the flexibility tests) 
  • likes to read poem books 
  • has a black cat as a pet named “saint" 
  • pronounced meme as "mehmeh” the first time she read it 
  • only has snapchat and instagram. is that kid who ALWAYS posts the sunset every day, esp from weird/high places and the comments are always “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET UP THERE" 
  • cried the most during fox and the hound 
  • always braiding nina’s hair. Knows how to do all the super advanced onces as well
  • "I don’t know, CAN YOU?" 
  •  the best one at pushing people on the swings 
  • AMAZING AT JUST DANCE WITH JESPER 
  • "sorry I ran out of fucks to give try again later maybe?" 
  • gives the nicest presents. always knows what a person wants for christmas/their birthday 
  • the one who’s really into photography and is always taking aesthetic™ pics of Nina for her social media accounts 
  • Prefers tea over coffee

wylan:

  • bullied for not being able to read (at least up until high school), so is super shy 
  • loves drawing. the artistic™ one who takes anatomy to be able to draw people better 
  • MASTER FLUTE MUSICIAN. On the school band. Jams hard af when he plays it 
  • is in gem math and AP chem with kuwei. 
  • loves sweet. addicted to blue jolly ranchers. his tongue is always blue 
  • constantly pushing up his thick rimmed glasses (even if they ain’t on, which causes him to poke his eye)
  • looooves all the superhero shows on the CW 
  • V neck sweaters. always
  • always has his trusty satchel
  • only has tumblr. has like 10k followers because of his artwork. 
  • ”‘illuminati’ ? is that a band?“ 
  • cat person even though he’s allergic to cat fur. absolutely adores inej’s cat. settles for owning a horned lizard named "shrek" 
  • secretly a huge fan of memes 
  • really gay for tom holland and ed sheeran (calls him "ginger Jesus”) 
  • gamer with jesper. they always play overwatch together, wylans better tho. a genji and Ana main 
  • cried the most during big hero six 
  • wylan, with blank eyes: “I like my coffee how I like my men” // jesper: *spits out his drink* 

matthias: 

  • sports fan obv. On the schools hockey team bc his fav is hockey. is extremely competitive when he plays it. Is constantly checking but never gets penalties (aka slamming the other players against the walls)
  • played basketball against jesper and surprisingly lost. jesper won’t let it go 
  • dog person. owns a pet pomsky (Pomeranian-husky) with nina who’s name is “bub" 
  • “long hair don’t care”draws inspiration from Harry styles 
  • really philosophical. takes all the philosophy/ethics classes available 
  • kind of sounds like Thor (thick and deep accent) 
  • a good™
  • "you’re all horrible trash”
  • “do we really have to be doing this now? I have to finish my homework" 
  • loves baking. bakes everything for the love of his life 
  • grey sweatshirts and adidas shoes 
  • wears contacts Because he hates how glasses look on him. only wears them when he’s home 
  • oblivious to all the women in love with him
  • "CAN YOU EVEN LIFT BRO? BECAUSE I SURE AS FRICK CAN” (doesn’t curse) 
  • real 👍🏻🤘🏻👌🏻life🤰🏻👼🏻🌱student📚✂️✏️athelete🏃🏼🥇🏆🥅🏒
  • has Facebook and Twitter only
  • cried the most during bambi and dumbo 
  • little spoon™ 
  • has a couple tattoos with very deep meanings

jesper: 

  • dancer with inej. dances like those ppl who look like robots ??? the ones who look like they freeze parts of their body while the others move. AMAZING at it 
  • loves jazz but also dubstep/edm and rap/r&b. Beyoncé is MOM/QUEEN. 
  • sometimes djs parties 
  • again, huge gamer with wylan. he’s a lucio and junkrat main for overwatch. loves like every video game ever 
  • loves all the marvel movies, in love with black panther (was team cap) 
  • dresses like a hipster but also sometimes a fuck boy (tank tops and shorts with a backwards cap style) 
  • favorite subject is business and debate. great negotiator 
  • cried the most during the lion king 
  • A+ cosplayer (especially his lucio cosplay) 
  • big supporter of human rights (LGBTA+, feminist, black lives matter, poc representation). Will LITERALLY get into fights over anyone who thinks otherwise. Fist fights, always supported by Kaz and Matthias. Got suspended for 3 days for breaking a kids nose who thought LGBTA+ people should **** ** ****) 
  • that one kid who has 50 fidget spinners and can do cool tricks with them. also manages to sell all of them 
  • skateboard pro™ 
  • always sends the blinking face meme, even if it’s out of context 
  • all the social medias. 
  • one tattoo only of a gun with a ‘bang’ flag coming out of it 

nina: 

  •  PROFESSIONAL👏🏻 MAKE 👏🏻 UP 👏🏻 ARTISTS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 HAS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS ON HER INSTAGRAM AND THE SAME FOR HER YOUTUBE CHANNEL 
  • Speaking of YouTube, she always does cute videos. Baking/cooking tutorial videos featuring Matthias, 'i do my boyfriends makeup’, 'my boyfriend does my makeup’, 'my boyfriend buys my makeup’, does make up tutorials obviously, challenges with her best friend inej like the 'whisper challenge’. everyone loves her and says her and Matthias are their otp 
  • loves fashion design, takes that class. 
  • loves horror movies/creepy things but also Disney 
  • great at roller skating 
  • always wins the best dressed awards ad school 
  • also huge fan of ed sheeran. loves little mix more than 5h. 
  • cried the most during 'up' 
  • Can speak like 4 languages (English, french, Latin and spanish) 
  • loves traveling and learning about new cultures too 
  • dancer!inej’s biggest fan and hockey!matthias’ biggest fan 
  • always breaks snapchat streaks 
  • likes to (friendly) debate with jesper, especially over stupid things 
  • amazing with kids. babysits all the time. calls “bub” (the dog) her and matthias’ baby 
  • big spoon™ 
  • notes are so fucking pretty. buys the most expensive stationary and notebooks 
  • also huge supporter of human rights. runs the feminist club. (Jesper is the Vice President) stresses loving yourself and your body, and makes sure to design comfortable yet GORGEOUS clothes for “"plus sized people”“ 
  • wins 'dynamic duo’ award with inej 
  • always eating lollipops 
  • has a few very small tatos of cute things like roses and crowns. has one quote written in cursive on her rib

kaz: 

  • prefers black coffee as well 
  • loves crime shows, whether they’re real or fake. for instance loves both 'Dateline’ and 'Criminal Minds’ also loves 'House’
  •  favorite class is psychology, learning how a person thinks and acts and feels
  • has the dregs tattoo on his arm * edge lord 9000™ * such a drama queen and diva like damn 
  • *deep sigh* "I think I’d rather go take a nap” *gets up and leaves* 
  • also loves computer science. knows how to hack shit like a pro 
  • always rough housing with jesper. broke a table once 
  • does walk with a cane. likes to slap matthias’ ass with it 
  • “bow down you fucking peasants" 
  • only types in lower case with 0 emojis and no punctuation marks. CONSTANTLY leaves people on read 
  • only has Twitter and snapchat. His posts on snapchat never have captions, yet somehow has a 200 day streak with Jesper and a 250 day streak with inej 
  • loves watching horror movies with nina 
  •  *in a fight* "oh I’ll sHOW YOU SOME DIRTY HANDS” *swings* 
  • gets second place for best dressed award 
  • always sending memes with no context in their group chat, as well as vines 
  • indie and alternative rock fan 
  • “does it look like I care because I’m sorry if it does I didn’t mean to give you that impression" 
  • head over heels for inej Ghafa like wow 
  • likes to read a lot of mystery books and non fiction books 
  • cried the most during finding dory 
  • can solve a Rubik’s cube under a minute and won’t let you forget it 
  • The one asshole who picks either Kirby or metaknight in super smash brothers brawl
  •  hates seeing the notification bubble so he always has all chats muted and notifications turned off for apps 
  • kiss ass to all the teachers to get them A’s

Kuwei: 

  • SCIENCE NERD. ALWAYS singing the bill nye theme song. Loves ASAPScience on YouTube. Master at chemistry and biology 
  • "hey did u know bill nye is, like, my dad" 
  • nina treats him like a baby 
  • loves everything to do with Star Wars while wylan loves star trek more. Fighting ensues. 
  • has a pet Siamese cat name sparky 
  • Used to have a huge crush on jesper and everyone knew it except jesper. 
  • knows the intro to the bee movie ("according to all known laws of aviation-”)
  •  jesper in the group chat: “gonna go shower be right back” // kuwei: “without me ;)?” // wylan: “KUWEI SWEAR TO FUCK” // kaz: “watch your fucking language wylan" 
  • obsessed with Pokémon go even if it died out (chose team instinct) 
  • "fight me on this" 
  • has Twitter, snapchat and instagram 
  • Always drinking ginger ale 
  • master at bop it 
  • the one kid who always forgets to pay you back for stuff 
  • is also into the CW super hero shows, so him and wylan are constantly talking about it 
  • loves cartoons and anime 
  • speaks fluent fuckboy 
  • God awful at comebacks 
  • "let’s take a selfie guys !!!” // “kuwei no-” // *snapshot sound* 
  • talks !!! Like !! This !!!! for,,, some reason ???????? 
  • huge nerd for other things too like lord of the rings and Harry Potter and game of thrones 
  • cried the most during inside out
  •  "do you think planes are scared of heights?“ // "for fucks same kuwei it’s 4am”
I Miss You (One Shot)

I Miss You: After weeks of being apart from your boyfriend, Bucky, the distance become a bit too much for you to handle.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Phone sex. Dirty talk. Mentions of past injuries. Graphic details of sex. Porn gifs are used. Super NSFW. (If you’re not comfy with phone sex or anything else listed, keep scrolling.)

A/N: I have no idea where this idea came from, but just know that it’s for a good cause! ;)

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Biblical

Deadpool x Reader

A/N: So @bkwrm523hounded  (haha) me about this dialogue prompt she had, “ “FINE!  BUT ME AND MY BOOBS will be playing together in the bedroom. ALONE!”. So I caved and added the anon prompt request in my inbox "I’m going to stop you there before you say something that really crosses the line.” And this is the result. Enjoy.

Originally posted by marvelheroes

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accent | stiles stilinski

Originally posted by gifs-of-stiles

prompt: 89- “your accent it adorable”

request: reader has an aussie accent and can you make it like mild smut!!! like her accent turns him on!?!?!

first days are always the worst, especially when it’s your senior year and your starting off at a new school in a completely different country. you have to find a new group of friends, new set of goals, new career path.

and that’s what i was experiencing right now

to start of my day i was extremely late, i slept through my alarm and the hot water system had been shut off and on top of that my car refused to turn over

so that brings me to now rushing through the hall trying to find my chemistry class as the second bell has well and truly rung, i approach the door and swing it open all eyes darting to me

“fuck” i cuss realising it was aloud and not in my head, the teacher jolts up staring at me “you must be miss (y/l/n) i nod brushing my hair out of my face

“yes im terrible sorry, is this mr harris’s class?” he nods the class whispering amongst themselves “well thank you for finally making an appearance miss-” he pauses and i fill him in ”(y/l/n)“

he glances at me annoyed “yes- why don’t you take a seat next to mr stilinski, so we can finally start the lesson” i nod nervousness bubbling up inside me

my eyes dart around the class room trying to find the boy as to whom am supposed to be sitting with, i spot a brunette toward the back flailing around in panic

there was an empty seat next to him so i briskly walk toward the desk “stilinski?” he nods giving me a thumbs up “bloody hell” I mumble slipping into my seat

the teacher breaks us off into pairs to do the experiment, meaning myself and this tall brunette were going to be working together

i turn to face him “my names (y/n), by the way” he’s stares at me like he cannot believe the words coming out of my mouth. i giggle to myself blushing

“and you must be?” he snaps out of his haze sitting upright combing his fingers through his hair “stiles- stilinski” i nod

“stiles stilinski huh?” i muse intrigued by the name “oh lord Jesus” he mutters and i furrow my eyebrows in confusing “something wrong?” he shakes his head

“no it’s just i uh- your accent is adorable” i chuckle looking away then back to the boy realising he isn’t joking “oh your serious?” i say shocked

“god yes- i wish you could hear yourself speak it’s honestly driving me crazy” i smirk at the cute boy wiggling closer to him “oh really?”

he swallows clearing his throats as i edge closer to him “yeah uh yeah really-” he tears his gaze from me and tries to focus on the teacher scribbling instructions on the board.

“you never heard an australian accent?” i tease brushing my arm against his.

he taps his pen against the desk trying to distract himself but i place my hand over his “you okay?” he nods bringing the pen up to his lips

“yeah im just stressed it’s been a long week” i nod “how can i help you?” he sighs shaking his head “release my stress? i have no idea”

i light lickers in my brain and i found myself smirking as i lower my hand off the table and under the desk, placing my hand on the boys thigh

he jolts up gaining the attention of his friends “you okay stiles?” the raven haired boy asked glancing between the pair of us before settling back to his red headed partner shrugging her shoulder in response

“shut up” he smiles sarcasm dripping from her words before glancing back at me before noticing that i had removed my hand from his thigh and that I was now scribbling down notes

“hey” he whined shuffling his seat closer to you “can i help you with something?” i offer placing the end of my pen onto my plump lips battering my eyelashes at the love struck teen

the bell sounds and i giggling collecting up my books before handing the boy his text book “you might need this for your little friend” you point down to the ten pitched in the brunette pants before standing from your seat

he cuss scrambling to cover himself as he leaves me laughing “see you around stilinski”

“(y/n)! wait!”

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EXO Reaction to You Being a Fangirl Over Another Group

Anonymous said - Could you do an EXO reaction to finding out you’re a hardcore fangirl of another group?

Sure thing, you beautiful bastard!

Xiumin - he could hear you screaming into a pillow from the other side of the apartment, he should investigate. 

“WHY WON’T (member name here) LOVE ME?” 

“I sure do love you, I may not be from (group name here) BUT, I’m from EXO!”

Originally posted by yixingsosweet

Luhan - you start freaking out when (member name here) pops up on the tv

“WHY MUST YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME!?”

Originally posted by bewitched-by-boyfriend

Kris - he tries to rap over your screaming and (members name here) rapping.

“Oh, sorry, you’re trying to listen to (member name here)? Well, listen to me, I’m way better.”

So cocky, much needed.

Originally posted by i-growl-growl-growl

Suho - his face should show such disappointment

“I taught you to love EXO more than anything, what is this?”

“Just look at (member name here), they’re so adorable!”

Originally posted by yehet-a-kookie

Lay - “I thought you liked my butt, you said it was the best.”

Originally posted by drawien

Baekhyun - “I AM SO BETTER LOOKING AND I SING SO MUCH BETTER THAN (you know the drill)”

Originally posted by sefuns

Chen - hits notes so high that they’re up to jesus. 

Originally posted by dragonkick

Chanyeol - he’d start pouting when you start ranting about how (drill) is your bias.

“I thought you loved me, isn’t that why you’re dating me?”

Originally posted by lullabyun

D.O - comes up with a full proof plan of murdering (drill) and gets 25-life

Originally posted by kpopglitterbomb

Tao - “STOP YELLING” he’s tired of getting scared from your screaming. He’s over it. 

Originally posted by vixxcliche

Kai - “I’m always gonna be your ultimate, so it doesn’t bother me.” lowkey might share a cell with kyungsoo

Originally posted by daenso

Sehun - oh he’d be 10x worse, BUT he’d be praising himself.

“LOOK AT MY BUTT. MY DANCING IS ON POINT. HOW DOES IT FEEL? I LIVE WITH THIS”

Originally posted by blissful-reveries

• Mordikai •

anonymous asked:

why do you hc steve as bi, its weird and misogynistic bc is canon he only loves peggy, hes so obsessed with her that his biggest fear is not being with peggy, not his friends in danger, or everything that happened to bucky or the safety of others, his biggest motivation is peggy, when has he ever been so devoted to someone else, specilly not bucky bc some hc steve having feeling for him int he 40s but the only way that ship makes sense is as one sided or bucky being a filler after peggy died

there is so much wrong going on in this ask that i don’t even know where to mcfucking start

i’ve never denied that he loved peggy, but my dude, he left her to go on a suicide rescue mission on the one in a million chance that bucky was still alive. he would’ve gladly died in that hydra base as long as it was with bucky.

steve crashed that fucking plane into the ocean, effectively committing suicide, after bucky died. leaving peggy behind. now, did he think at the time that that was his only option? maybe. but he didn’t even send anyone his goddamn coordinates before he crashed.

“even when i had nothing, i had bucky.”

“i’m with you to the end of the line.”

“rumlow said ‘bucky’ and suddenly i was a sixteen year old kid again from brooklyn.”

like??? he loves bucky more than literally anything??? he spent the entirety of civil war going ‘fuck you, i choose bucky’ to everyone. did he love peggy? yes, of course he did, but he loves bucky too! and he knew bucky longer, they have a longer history, steve said bucky’s name and it broke through seventy years of fucking brainwashing, jesus christ.

thesis of the captain america trilogy franchise: steve loves bucky and would do anything for him. fuck me i don’t understand how you could watch those movies and not understand that. even if you don’t think they’re in love, the fact that they adore each other is the basis on which everything is written!

finally - and possibly most importanly - headcanoning someone as bi will never be misogynistic. what the fuck. go fuck yourself.

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tony is a single dad, and bucky&steve are his very hot neighbours.

“Edwin!”

Tony tried not to grind his teeth as he chased his four-year-old son down the sidewalk. As always, the little voices in the back of his head told him that he was doing a terrible job. He needed to keep a closer watch on his son. The real world was dangerous! What if Edwin ran out into the street and got hit by a car? Or if someone wanted revenge on Stark Industries and…

“Daddy! Look!”

Edwin finally slowed down, excitedly holding his hand out in front of him. Tony was out of breath when he finally caught up, but couldn’t help but smile when he looked at Edwin’s hand and saw him holding a red butterfly on one of his fingers. His little boy looked entirely enraptured by the tiny creature. “Isn’t it pretty, daddy?” Edwin asked, looking up at his dad.

“It sure is kiddo,” Tony replied, just as the butterfly took flight again, and slowly swooped away from the two of them. “Say ‘bye, butterfly’.”

“Bye-bye butterfly!” Edwin echoed, waving as the butterfly flew off. He grinned back at Tony, and Tony forgave himself a little bit for not being a stellar parent. If his kid was happy enough to give him that look, he couldn’t be that bad.

Tony took his son’s hand and continued leading him down the street towards their house. Edwin continued to babble about what he had done with his tutor that day, and Tony was about to ask about what exciting things he’d found out about levers when he saw a moving truck sitting in front of the house next door to theirs.

“Daddy, who are they?”

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Blueberry

A/N: So I knew I was gonna write this fic next and so all night at work I was trying to come up with a name that was weird, but still kind of cute, but also ridiculous…Other possibilities included Strawberry, Cupcake, Lavender, and Sandalwood.

“Call me later, BeeBee!” Cheryl gave you a maple-scented kiss on the cheek before leaving you to schmooze with the rest of the River Vixens. You just weren’t digging the noise and chaos of a football game today, so once your performance was over, you bailed.

You were walking underneath the bleachers, considering a pre-bedtime milkshake, when you heard laughing.

“I heard it’s cuz his dad lost a bet.”

“Nah, it’s cuz his ears stick out like handles, look!” You saw some of the second-string meatheads in a circle around someone. Walking closer, you realized it was Jughead.

“Boys.” You called, hands-on-hips in a defiant, powerful stance. “What are you doing?”

“Aww come on Y/N, it’s just Juggie.” One of the boys wrapped his arm around Jugheads neck, throwing him severely off balance, and he fell onto the concrete, elbows smacking hard.

“And I’ll just have a word with the River Vixens. And they’ll have a word with their friends. And so on. I’m talking social blacklisting, gents. No dates. No girlfriends. Just a very. Lonely. Existence.” You smiled that signature bitchy smile, the one Cheryl taught you years ago, and they sighed, punching each other in the shoulder and turning to go. Jughead was pulling himself off the ground, so you kept walking towards the parking lot.

“Hey.” He jogged a few steps to catch up with you, dusting off his jeans. “What was that about?”

“I’ve got a heart, gosh, groundbreaking.” You shot him a look.

“Since when? The dynamic duo of Cheryl Blossom and Y/N L/N isn’t generally known for defending the downtrodden.” He was teasing you, but you didn’t mind. Most people would never dare.

“I just…don’t like to hear them make fun of your name.” You admitted.

“I make fun of my own name about twice a week, Y/N.”

“Well, that doesn’t give everyone else a free pass.” You crossed your arms, you hadn’t intended this to become a thing, just to keep the guy from getting his ass kicked.

“Come on, tell me the real reason.” He nudged you in the side, and you pursed your lips, saying nothing. “Y/N. What, was your mother named Hildegard or something?”

“Okay, but Jones, I swear to god if you tell anyone else about this, or so help me if I see anything about it in the Blue and Gold–”

“Jesus, Y/N. You’re the heartless one, not me.” He laughed.

“So everyone calls me Y/N, because it’s my middle name and Cheryl kind of ensured no one ever thought anything of it. But…My real, honest-to-god birth certificate first name is….”

“Gertrude? Prudence? North?”

“Blueberry.” Jughead bit his lip and you could tell he was trying not to laugh. “Shut up.”

“That’s…adorable!” He couldn’t help himself chuckling.

“Yeah, evidently my parents thought so too.”

“And that’s why Cheryl calls you–?”

“BeeBee. Blue Berry. Yep.”

“Oh my god.” He kept laughing, and you hit him in the arm.

“So there’s your consolation, Jughead. At least you’re not named after a fruit.”

“Think of the nickname possibilities! Muffin. Waffle. Scone.”

“Shut up.”

“Hey, I think it suits you. And I’m not just saying that so I won’t have the only stupid name in our grade.”

“Really?” You looked up at him, vulnerable. “I…kinda wanna try it out. But Cheryl says–”

“Fuck Cheryl, it’s your name. Take it from me, having a silly name isn’t as bad as it seems.”

You sort of did like your real name. It was adorable. And nothing if not unique. But still… “I don’t know, once everyone knows, there’s no going back…”

“Tell you what, how about I call you Blueberry. You can take it for a test drive before committing.” He offered.

“I don’t exactly see you much, Jughead.”

“Didn’t I tell you? We’re going to Pops.” He slung an arm over you, guiding you towards downtown rather than your home. It felt heavy and warm. “Your treat.” You scoffed and rolled your eyes.

“Oh fine. I guess us weirdos with the stupid names gotta stick together.”

gothamgirl28  asked:

Mistaken identities

“So what do we know about this guy?” Sybil asked Gwen as they traveled up the lift on their way to Thomas’ flat.

Gwen shrugged her shoulders.  “Hardly anything, but you know how Thomas is; he rarely says anything about his boyfriends, and he rarely introduces them to us!”

Sybil sighed and leaned back against the lift.  “I suppose we should be ‘grateful’ that he deemed us worthy to meet this one.”

Gwen snorted at that, before laughing along with Sybil as the lift’s doors opened.  They walked down the familiar corridor to Thomas’ flat and knocked on the door, waiting for their friend to open it.  However, it wasn’t Thomas who opened the door, but a broad-shouldered stranger with the most breathtaking blue eyes Sybil had ever seen.

The man smiled at them, although he seemed to do a double-take when he looked at Sybil.  “Hi,” he murmured, his eyes never leaving hers.

Gwen glanced back and forth between the two.  “Hi!” she answered, grinning as the stranger seemed to snap his head in her direction.  “I’m Gwen and this is Sybil, and you must be–”

“Oh, sorry,” the man blushed but smiled, before extending a hand to Gwen.  “I’m Tom.”

Gwen shook his hand.  “Nice to meet you,” she answered, before turning and looking at Sybil who still appeared to be gawking.  Gwen purposefully gave her friend a nudge with her shoulder, which seemed to do the trick with waking Sybil from whatever trance she was in.

“Yes!” she all but burst, before closing her eyes and silently groaning in embarrassment.  “Yes, very nice to meet you,” she returned, shaking his hand somewhat awkwardly, and feeling her insides melt just a little at his smile.

“Please, come in,” he murmured, stepping aside.  “I’ll let Thomas know you’re here.”

Gwen looked over at Sybil with raised eyebrows.  “I don’t remember Thomas ever mentioning a name…or the fact that his new bloke of his is Irish…” she assessed Tom’s arse as he walked away and nodded her head approvingly.  “Well done, Thomas, well done.”

Sybil groaned and shook her head.  Gwen looked at her and raised an eyebrow in question.  “What, you don’t think he has a nice arse?”

“Of course he does!” Sybil blushed as she realized what she had just said.  “But…we shouldn’t…ogle…his boyfriend,” she mumbled.  Nor should she fixate or swoon over the gay Irishman, because…well, for obvious reasons.

“Are you alright?” Gwen asked, looking at Sybil with a mixture of confusion and concern.

“Fine,” she muttered, putting on a smile as their friend came around the corner.  “Well there you are,” Thomas held his arms out in greeting.  “Lovely to see you both as always.”

“And you as well,” Sybil replied, hugging her friend.

“It always is,” he cheekily answered, before turning over his shoulder.  “Tom! Bring out that wine I set to chill about an hour ago!”  He turned back to Sybil and there was no mistaking the mischievous grin on his face.  “So…what do you think?”

Sybil blushed deeply at his question.  She looked at Gwen then back at Thomas.  “Um…he seems nice?”

Thomas threw his head back and laughed.  “Queen of the understatement,” he chuckled.

Tom reentered then, holding several glasses and the newly opened wine bottle.  Sybil smiled kindly back at him as he handed her a glass, trying her best not to stare (or fantasize) as she caught a lovely glimpse of his muscular forearms.  Stop it, she told herself.  The man was unavailable for multiple reasons, least of which being that she wasn’t his type in the slightest.

“So Tom,” Thomas took his wine and sat down on a nearby sofa.  “Tell the ladies about yourself.”

Tom glanced at Thomas, then back at Gwen and Sybil and it wasn’t missed by Sybil how much he was also blushing.  “Uh…well, I’m a writer–” he began.

“Oh! Anything we might know?” Gwen asked keenly.

Tom chuckled as he nervously ran a hand over the back of his neck.  “Well, that depends. Do you read Irish history and politics?”

Gwen’s face fell.  “Can’t say that I do…but Sybil does!” she said with a grin.  Sybil looked stunned by Gwen’s words.  “Alright, perhaps not Irish history, per se, but she does follow politics.”

Tom looked back at Sybil, and again she felt her insides melt at the smile he offered.  “Really?”

“Yeah she does,” Thomas muttered.  “Bleeding heart leftie she is; the black sheep of her family.”

Sybil glared at Thomas, but forced a smile at Tom.  “Guilty as charged,” she sheepishly admitted.

“Me too,” Tom revealed, smiling kindly.  Oh blast him and his smiles!  Why couldn’t Thomas boyfriend be…less remarkable?

Thomas sighed and glanced at his watch.  “Where on earth is he?”

Gwen and Sybil looked at their friend in confusion.  “He?”

Thomas nodded.  “Edward; I mean he rung me and told me that his train was running late, but this is ridiculous.”

Sybil and Gwen exchanged a look of confusion.  “Who is…Edward?”

Thomas frowned.  “Um, the very reason to why I invited you over?

Sybil’s eyes widened at his words.  “But…but I thought…?” she looked at Tom and then back at Thomas, and it was then that both men seemed to realize what she was saying.

“You thought TOM was my boyfriend!?” Thomas sputtered, looking rather disgusted.  “Please, give me some credit–”

“Oi, I’m right here,” Tom snarled.

Thomas shook his head.  “Besides being disgustingly straight, he’s not tall enough for me–”

“Hey!”

“And you know I’m not one for muscles…unlike you, Sybil,” he added, with a devilish grin.

Sybil’s face flamed, but she held her tongue and looked back at Tom who was chuckling and grinning back at her, in a rather adorable, sheepish way.

Gwen still looked confused.  “So…Tom is just–?”

“Jesus,” Thomas groaned.  “He’s just a friend!  What, gay men can’t have straight male friends?”

Both Sybil and Gwen looked down, embarrassed.

“Well, in our defense, you never told us Edward’s name, you just invited us over to meet your boyfriend and here’s this handsome man opening the door–”

“Ahhh, so the truth comes out at last,” Thomas chuckled in wicked amusement.  “You know Tom, Sybil is single–and vice versa, Sybil.”

Sybil and Tom both groaned, their faces the color of traffic lights.  Gwen simply eased herself back and sipped her wine, a cheeky grin spreading across her face as she winked at Sybil.  “So, I guess you don’t have to feel guilty for ogling his arse.”

       WOW!!!!!  it’s only been a short couple of months and we’ve already hit 300+ followers dudes!  even tho we all know a majority of those follows came from my impressive charm   ;))))   i obviously couldn’t have done it without u guys!!

        SO, to commemorate the occasion, here are some honorable mentions!!    ★

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A Test In Nerves

A/N: First time writing UF!Mettaton so let’s see how this goes. I feel like he’s kind of the same except more ruthless and a different appearence?? Anyways, enjoy!
Des: Papyrus and Sans invite Mettaton over for some planning, but Sans let’s him in a little secret; and he’s just dying to test it out on you. (Reader Insert)
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“Papy, dear, I’m hoooooooome~!” Mettaton announced, high heeled boots clicking on the floor as he entered the house. 

Sans scowled, snorting a bit. “Since when was this your home?”

“Every home isn’t a home until I walk in, darling.” Mettaton smiled, forked tongue slithering between his lips playfully.  

“Ah, yes, Mettaton,” Papyrus acknowledged, walking into the kitchen. “Good to see you. I need some help on torture chambers because I know that’s one of you specialities.” 

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dolantwinsbabe  asked:

Answer these questions 1-fave twin? 2-what songs do you like the most 3-fave Tumblr blogs

Ooooohhhhh, okay!

Fave twin - GRAYSONNNNN. No doubts about it. Don’t get me wrong, Ethan has me wheezing all the time and I adore the boy to pieces but I personally feel like I’d connect/have more in common with Gray than Ethan.

Fav songs - This is honestly a nightmare of a question. I can never pick just one! So, I’m going to name the ones that are currently on repeat for me:
Silhouette by Aquilo
Let It Go - James Bay
Fly Away With Me - Tom Walker

Fac tumblr blogs - Jesus, there’s so many!
Here are just a few of them although I swear, if I could, I’d jot down many more. These are just the ones of the top of my head.

@twininspiredwriting
@prettybabyhazza
@dolansanonymous
@curlymotherfuker
@dolanfics
@dolan-twin-trash
@pinksnapbackbullshit
@the-letter-e
@g-e-dolan
@delusionaldolan

I swear, if I sat down to it, the list would go on and on!!

Thanks for asking, love! xx

December 26, 2015

author: @dirtyflirtydan

title: come all ye faithful

genre: sin (pure smut)

warnings: rough sex, mentions of fire, mentions of a very minor injury (carpet burns), cursing, misuse of the name of the lord, anal sex, orgasm stalling

words: exactly 1,000 words of sin wow

summary: frickle frackle fire crackle

a/n: i am going to hell (this is what i made a side blog for ok)


The heat of the nearby fireplace licks Dan’s skin, glazing it with a sheen of sweat, and the carpet burns his back. It’s like all his nerves are on fire, and he yelps shamelessly as Phil shifts and rocks forward into him at another angle.

They’ve put on a Christmas play list that jingles faintly in the background and the snowstorm outside drums against their windows.

Phil has his head thrown back and eyes squeezed shut while his mouth hangs open. The sight is unbearably erotic and Dan licks his dry lips, keeping his eyes on the silhouette above him although the brightness of the fire behind him is blinding.

“Phil,” he coos without much intention to say anything but his lover’s name.

He runs his hand up from Phil’s back into his hair, lacing his fingers through the sweaty strands of ebony. Phil makes a sound somewhere between hum and whimper as he tugs on it roughly.

“So good, baby.”

Phil moans softly, hands tightening around Dan’s upper arms, and his head drops onto Dan’s shoulder. His breath is almost as hot against Dan’s ear as the close fire, and the panting sound mixes alluringly with the crackle of the flames.

Dan can feel Phil’s pounding heartbeat against his own chest and his sweat-slick skin as he moves on top of him, hips jerking forward erratically. Without warning, he hits Dan’s sweet spot and Dan cries out, stars dancing in front of his eyes.

He makes an effort to lift his legs and wrap them tighter around Phil’s waist.

Phil exhales shakily against his neck and Dan shivers, feeling his lips move to the shell of his ear.

At first it’s just incoherent mumbling, but after a moment Dan starts to make out words.

“Oh, come…,“ Phil hums in a sort of inharmonious way, fingernails digging into Dan’s skin.

It takes him a minute until he gets what Phil’s doing.

The play list has apparently gone all the way from pop songs to religious carols, and between their panted breaths, Dan can hear a choir sing “Come All Ye Faithful“.

He gasps in realization.

“Joyful and tr-triumphant,” Phil croons, “oh my god, Dan – come and – fuck, behold him -”

He seems too breathless to continue, so he lets the choir take over.

“Born the king of angels…”

The shine of the fire draws a halo around the frame of Phil’s head. His pupils are blown wide, reflections of the flames flickering in them as they burn into Dan’s, and Dan wonders briefly how sin can bear a face so holy.

“O come – let us – adore – him,” Phil exclaims between thrusts, and Dan lets out a high-pitched whine when Phil stops moving momentarily to grab his leg and drape it over his shoulder.

The adjustment means that now he hits Dan’s prostate full-on, and Dan nearly chokes on his own breath, letting out a strangled “Christ” in sync with the choir.

“O sing, choirs of angels,“ Phil chants, slipping his hands off Dan’s shoulders to brace himself against the floor.

The heat pooling in Dan’s stomach is more intense now than that radiated by the fireplace.

“I’m cl- close – Phil – please,“ he pleads, his whole body on fire as Phil fucks him into the carpet.

He watches as the mistletoe that’s hanging from the mantlepiece dangles and then drops into the fire when Phil starts moving faster, his thrusts becoming sloppy and bent on release.

The flames crackle and devour the mistletoe.

“Hold on,“ Phil demands, his eyes scrunched shut, and dips his head to suck a mark into Dan’s sweat-soaked neck. „Sing in exultation…“

His pursed lips and blazing hot tongue make Dan crow in pleasure.

“Sing all that hear -,“ Phil slurs, face pressed into Dan’s neck, and he bites down almost painfully on Dan’s skin.

“Glory,“ Dan chimes in, “in the - Phil – highest -“ His heart is rapping against his throat and he scratches his nails down Phil’s back, desperate because he’s so close so close so -

Phil shifts his weight onto his right arm and sneaks his free hand between their bodies to jerk Dan off.

The choir’s praises of the Lord are almost drowned out by the sound of skin slapping against skin and Dan’s uncontrollable moans. It takes an enormous effort to hold back his orgasm.

“O come, let us adore him,“ the choir sings, and with a groan, Phil lifts his head from Dan’s shoulder, pressing his forehead against the other man’s to stare into his eyes.

“All hail! Lord, we greet thee“

“So close, baby,“ Dan whimpers, and Phil’s hand that has stilled around his cock starts pumping in time with his thrusts.

“Born this happy morning“

Phil flicks his thumb across Dan’s slit and suffocates Dan’s sob with a kiss.

“O Jesus!“

“Forevermore,“ Phil rasps, his swollen lips moving against Dan’s, “be thy name – Dan – adored –“

He slips his tongue into Dan’s mouth and Dan wraps his arms around his neck, chest heaving, feeling Phil’s hips colliding with his faster and faster yet -

“Word of the Father, now in flesh appearing“

“Dan – oh God – Dan!“ Phil comes inside of him with a muffled shout, and Dan lets go, shooting hard across both of their chests.

“O come, let us adore him,“ the choir repeats as Phil fucks Dan through his orgasm, the friction of the carpet leaving burning marks on his back.

The flames crackle in the fireplace, crunching the remains of the mistletoe, and Phil collapses on top of Dan.

“O come, let us adore him, Christ the King.“

Together they lie as the song fades out, wheezing, dripping with sweat, and utterly blissed out.

“Merry Christmas,“ Phil murmurs weakly into the commencing silence.

Dan only holds him closer in response.


merry fucking christmas y’all

If you go away

Title: If you go away - Modern!AU

Rating: T

Fandom: D.Gray-man

Characters/Pairings: Kanda Yuu/Allen Walker, Lavi, Lenalee Lee

Summary: Kanda spent most of his days bored at the park, but when new kid Allen Walker catches his eye, he realizes there’s more to life than avoiding over-protective dads and annoying friends - and that, maybe, they weren’t the worst kind of problems to have. Not by a long-shot.

Chapter: ½ | tagged as dgm: if you go away

Notes: Inspired by the prompt:  The hot boy in the park finally looked at me. I’m gonna FIGHT him. Also a bit from the stream:

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Well, I don’t want to miss out on cats. This is my cat Mookie! He’s…. interesting. Let’s leave it at that. 😂 Also, last one is from the photo booth app.
…. Did I overdo it? I have a lot of cat pictures. 🐱

(Credit to: @whisperingshade22)

YOU MOST CERTAINLY DID *NOT* OVERDO IT LOOK AT MOOKIE HE’S SO ADORABLE JESUS CHRIST 

SERIOUSLY I LOVE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE PET SUBMISSIONS LIKE THEY ARE SUCH A NICE WAY TO RELAX A LITTLE BIT AND GET MY INSPIRATION KICKIN’ THANK Y’ALL ~Admin 404