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Hypothesis: the Onceler is appealing to millennial women because he's a male who was previously stuck in a kind of mediocre life situation who actually takes initiative to get out of it and pursue his dreams (even if it means destroying an ecosystem in the process), rather than sitting around fantasizing about creating a thneed startup "some day" and playing video games.

goddamn this is the kind of Tumblr Discourse that gets the blood flowing, both in the veins and possibly on the floor

me after Doctor Strange
  • me: Mum, can I do that thing?
  • mother: No.
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to bargain!
  • mother: What does that mean?
  • me: Can I do that thing?
  • mother: I already said no.
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to bargain!
  • mother: Are you okay?
  • me: Can I do that thing?
  • mother: It's not funny. And I said no.
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to bargain!
  • mother: Can you please st-
  • me: Dormammu, I've come to-
  • mother: OK FINE DO THE DAMN THING

Hades/Persephone AU, featuring the one and only Otayuri, the new OTP comin’ in to take over my soul and scrape all life and free time out of me. :’) I’ll slap some color onto this eventually, but for now it’s a lil baby drawrin. 

bonus ft. yuri as demeter because im hilarious ok

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let dan and phil make money without complaining 2k17

Lance: personally i like shaving my legs, i like how they feel after words. it’s nice and soft

Keith: yeah, i can see why you’d like that

Keith: though personally, i don’t really like shaving my legs. it takes too much effort and time

Keith: besides, i like my leg hair. it’s soft, and it kinda reminds me of fur

Lance:

Keith:

Keith: wAIT SHIT-

Lance: [bursts out laugh-crying] 

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three stages of fangirling over ginny baker (insp)

And Lena Dunham’s comment wasn’t just disrespectful to people who have been in situations were they needed an abortion, but especially disrespectful to people who have needed but were denied an abortion.

Have two dumb exorcists sleeping leaning on each other (probably waking up will be awkward)

An anon asked for Yullen months ago, so I finally drew it, although it isn’t really romantic, since I’m not high on Yullen nowadays like I used to be years ago lol

the older couple in front of me at jo-ann was buying $100+ worth of shit and didn’t realize they forgot their coupons until they’d already been rung up so i let them use my two $10 off $50 ones and as they were leaving i heard the woman say “see, the gays aren’t so bad” to her husband. can’t believe me being on jo-ann’s mailing list three times cured homophobia

“Ahem yes, well poppycock to all that I say.”

Guys guys I’ve delved into full nerdom, but Critical Role is so good. I’m not super far in the show but I love Tiberius. Plus I needed an excuse to do non-school art, sooooo bonus. 

sometimes people are jerks to me on the internet, and it is really fun to do snappy put-downs and comebacks.  but I get the most thoughtful, apologetic responses when I am polite and reasonable.

I’m not saying that should be a universal tactic, because sometimes people are beyond reasoning and sometimes you shouldn’t be required to put up with their BS, but…I dunno.  if it’s not one of those situations, and you can resist the temptation to be sarcastic and snappy, the net result can be positive.

Like You’d Been Softened

Izaya wakes to pain.

It’s overwhelming, for the first moment. His jolt to consciousness is sudden, so startling he can’t make sense of what’s even happening for the first breath; and the pain is there waiting for him, surging through every fiber of his body before he can attribute any kind of source to it. He’s screaming before he thinks, before he can even make an attempt to restrain the sound spilling past his lips; his whole body is in agony, muscles seizing tight like he’s being tortured, like he’s trapped in a cage of his own physical form. There are blankets tangled around him, the fabric twisting under his hips and binding him to stillness for the first panicked moment; and then he gasps an inhale, reflex overriding the unbearable wall of pain for the time it takes to fill his lungs, and into the haze of red-washed agony there’s a startled inhale from behind him, and a voice: “Izaya,” no less concerned for the drag of sleep still weighting at the syllables. “Izaya, what’s wrong?”

“It hurts,” Izaya gasps. He can’t think straight, can’t form his awareness to any details beyond that overwhelming force: the pain, the rush of it blinding, the knot of agony twisting tighter in his body with every beat of his heart as if to scrape his nerves to endless torment. He wrenches a hand free of the twist of blankets around him, reaches out desperately for something to cling to, something to brace himself against; and Shizuo’s hand meets his, the grip of the other’s fingers unhesitating and solid as the wall they have always seemed to be. “Shizuo.”

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OK I know this has been brought up a lot already, but since his mother is technically a Disney princess….. does this mean Kylo Ren = actual Disney prince Ben Organa-Solo ?? ?

aand to no-one’s surprise this emo space prince is my most terrible of faves