the account like so literal hahah

420 Followers Special

the long awaited 420 followers special is here~
two things we
’d like to say first before anything else
first, from this follower special up to 666 followers special will be headcanons because we admins forgot keep track of our follower count and WE MISSED IT. so to catch up we
’ll be doing headcanons. sorry. 
second, you can and should now request for
 chirstmas specials since chirstmas is rolling around soon. 
also, we might so a shameless self-promo soon for our other scenario blog.
 


It was once again that time of day where everyone was finally free enough to log onto the chat room. You finally submitted all your final projects and the dreadful exam season has passed, now all that’s left is the even more dreadful waiting time for your results, but for now, you figured it was wise to give yourself a break. With your sleep deprived ass in tow, you logged into the chatroom wanting to tell everyone you’re free now so maybe you guys could hang. 

[you entered the chatroom]

you: helllooooooo

Jaehee Kang: Good evening. 

Jumin Han: It’s a beautiful evening. Tonight, Elizabeth the 3rd looks beautiful as well.

ZEN: -.- dude

you: I’m sleeeepy. I really need to sleep. I’ve only been getting five hours of sleep every night for the past two weeks. 

ZEN: That’s no good! You have to sleep properly or it’ll damage your skin!!

Jaehee Kang: I agree.

you: boooo. hypocrites. 

you: Anyways, I wanted to ask if you guys wanted to hang out sometime. I finished my exams and stuff and

you: I

you: AM

you: FREE

707: fffFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

707: Hold on! I think someone is coming

ZEN: There’s no way someone’s going to log in just because you said so. 

[Yoosung★ has entered the chatroom]

Yoosung★: guuuuyssss qAq 

707: DENG DENG DENG

Yoosung★: i think i’m going to fail my exam

ZEN: OMG IT WORKED?

Yoosung★: what?

you: o shit whaddup

ZEN: you sound like Seven

Jumin Han: ?

Jumin Han: Is that a new greeting?

Jaehee Kang: Luciel, did you teach her that?

707: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

707: I didn’t know you memed (☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)

you: o shoot farewell

[you left the chatroom]

You logged out of the chatroom in panic. Yes, you’re a casual memer but you didn’t want to weird RFA out with your hobby so you kept your memes to yourself. Being sleep deprived made you kinda forget you were with RFA and your inner meme came bursting out. You threw yourself onto your bed and rolled around in frustration. 

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last night i went to a riff raff show at webster hall

mostly because my friends the buckwheat groats were opening for him

i sort of avoid seeing people i know at their shows because i’m always afraid they’re going to forget who i am and make me sad/embarrassed so i try 2 save myself the embarrassment of being the lame lingering weirdo

but i was doing shots backstage with my friends after they played (which was really funny bc at first everyone in the audience was like SHUT THE FUCK UP WHERES RIFF RAFF until they played a song called “tonight im gonna eat the butt” and won over the whole crowd it was amazing)

and then riff raff showed up and his bodyguard came up to us and was like WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE and i was like iiiii uhhhh im here with this guy he just performed we’ll leave in a second and he was like NAH YOU CAN LEAVE RIGHT NOW and i was like okay lol ill leave and started to go out the door that leads u back to the audience

but he grabbed my arm and was like NAH YOU CAN GO THIS WAY and like scooted me out the door ONTO THE STAGE where a guy was performing so i had to walk through this poor mans performance like a boob just skipping across the stage past a hot girl twerking and got distracted and tripped down the stairs trying to get off lmao so many people saw it was so embarrassing im basically a stooge.i spilled my drink on a really nice girl’s shirt that truly looked like actual versace i wanted 2 die

and then after the show i went back to help my friends pack up their projector and shit and riff raff was doing his meet and greets

and he walked by and bumped into me and looked at me kind of like an “oh my bad” and i was just like hi!!!!!! and he goes “uhh…hi….neon jacket…” (i was wearing a neon jacket) and gives me a weird look and my friends started laughing at me like “HAHAH RIFF RAFF DOESNT KNOW WHO U ARE ANYMORE” and one of the girls at his meet and greet like shrieked THATS KITTY!!!!!!! and he looked at her and ignored her lmao

im honestly not mad/sad about this bc me and riff raff have never been close but it’s actually really funny and it seems so insane that he would literally not have ANY idea who i was and im posting this 1. so u guys can laugh at my embarrassing evening and 2. if i ever accidentally forget who any of you are please feel free to hold me accountable for this because if i ever dont recognize someone it’s because my memory is that of an earthworm and it’s absolutely not because i don’t care about you/who you are so yeah if u know me and i know you and forget who you are please just remind me and/or punch me in the face because i deserve it