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ive been on tumblr since 2011 so im just gonna list random memories

- swag asians
- galaxy everything
- “our creator, daddy david karp”
- jamjars
- wwiao
- justgirlythings
- kushandwizdom
- best-absolute-funniest-posts
- dionthesocialist
- blackinasia
- holdmydiiiiiiiiiiick
- irenigg
- “DONT POST ANYTHING HERE ON FACEBOOK”
- “peasants”
- mischapolcalypse or however you spell it
- glee gifs. nothing but glee gifs
- the rise of communismkills
- frick frack
- that awful “hilter was a person too” post

So thus far these are the legacies I've made for myself in this fandom

-Sin Night™ (truly my greatest work)

-Gavriel’s choking kink (you’re welcome)

-The “Tarquin always knows” tag

-Tarquin the King of Threesomes™

-Taking pictures of and with strangers in real life who resemble our favorite characters (again, you’re welcome)

-The official fancast of Renan Pacheco as Cassian

-That giant Rhys, Cassian, and Azriel in a boyband post that seemed to never end

and we absolutely CANNOT forget….

-The “Jean-Ralphio as Rhys” post (literally the funniest thing I’ve done on this website)

I don’t know whether to be proud or ashamed of my impacts…

Originally posted by giphygiff

i just had a very stupid and fun overwatch experience that i would like to share before i forget

i just spent the last three hours in a group of strangers playing vs AI where we all (with the exception of one or two if we’re having too much trouble) play the same character and worked our way through 17/23 heroes. we were not in a team through the first five, but after the game forced us into new servers we friended up and played in a group. we’ve just been playing normal matches for a while now and i want to go to bed bc it’s 3 am so these are my highlights/takeaways:

junkrat

  • i’ve said before that you haven’t lived unless you’ve played in a team of six junkrats. if this is true, then it is especially true that you haven’t lived until you’ve seen five junkrats line up in a semicircle around a sombra and aggressively greet her over and over to bully her into switching. to the sombra’s credit, she stood her ground
  • apparently, it IS possible to win a match with only junkrats. somehow
  • G’DAY MATE G’DAY MATE G’DAY COBBER G’DAY MATE G’DAY MATE G’DAY MATE G’DAY COBBER G’DAY MATE hola G’DAY MATE G’DAY MATE G’DAY COBBER G’DAY MATE
  • god what a mess

widowmaker

  • we barely won this one. by far the most difficult
  • im really bad at snipers
  • many shots, few kills

pharah

  • nothing really eventful happened actually pharah worked out fine we won

lúcio

  • an audio and visual nightmare
  • deserved an epilepsy warning
  • lúcio talks A LOT MORE THAN I REALIZED
  • everything moved so fast
  • i can’t stress this enough it was havoc in there
  • never ever put 5 lúcios in a small enclosed space together im going to have flashbacks for the rest of my life

tracer

  • also very fast but manageable
  • i expected to have a lot more trouble than we actually did
  • maximum lesbian

winston

  • easy as hell dude there was no problem
  • except visually, seeing 15-18 beams of electricity all interwoven in a small space was a lot to take in and also a helltrap for anyone that got close
  • 40 player kill streak

mercy

  • a challenge that left me with a couple of striking tableaus
  • a circle of five mercys, each healing the one to their left
  • genji standing on a table surrounded by four mercys all healing him at once as he spams “i need healing” over and over

symmetra

  • a fucking joke. the opposing team was slaughtered. they needed only step into our brood of massacres
  • ft the easiest game of basketball

mei

  • also a joke but the joke was on us because we lost this match in one minute TOPS

torbjörn

  • cOMe GIT yUR ARMoR
  • but seriously the control point was just…..just armor

sombra

  • one long and ridiculous race to be the first one to hack an enemy as they appeared
  • at one point in the spawn room two sombras were up on a ledge and kept saying group up so i ran over and threw my translocator but i missed and it bounced off and the matched started before the cooldown was up and i felt humiliated

zenyatta

  • just. nonstop ults. that’s it
  • passing out healing orbs like valentines. a little sad when everyone else has one but you

reinhardt

  • in which everyone inevitably embraces the spirit of the character
  • i am your shield. i am your shield’s shield. i am your shield’s shield’s shield. i am your shield’s shield’s shield’s
  • basically just a game of whackamole

reaper

  • just do a pirouette in a hot topic and you’ll get the same experience
  • DIE DIE DIDIE DIIE DDIE DIIEIE IDIEIIDIEII DEIDIE

soldier: 76

  • we only played for a little bit until there was an issue with the match but we were getting our asses kicked anyway
  • im sorry i just
  • we’re ALL soldiers now

hanzo

  • if for some reason you couldn’t see the enemies after the first “marked by the dragon” arrow don’t worry you will after the next five
  • basically a contest to see who gets to use their ult first

mccree

  • i could not tell you why but hearing so many versions of his voice speaking so much was the funniest but it absolutely was