the absolute best thing ever

Darkiplier and Antisepticeye

Ok first of all, holy mother of fucks, @markiplier ‘s valentine’s day video was absolutely the best thing ever! (along with @therealjacksepticeye ‘s halloween video).

if you haven’t watch Mark’s video, I suggest you you go now before reading this post (if you actually even read it xD) because it might contain spoilers.

Ok so we now have physical proof of Darkiplier’s existence, just like Anti’s. I love how they both act alike with the glitches and all, but they’re still so different from each other. from what I saw with Jack and Anti, it seems like Anti fights Jack for control of the physical body. Anti was restless, he’d do anything and everything to take full control of Jack’s body, including killing Jack which is kinda what he did in the halloween video when he cut his throat. He just wanted freedom, and he has no problem in blaming us (the fans) for his actions towards Jack (“you all said my name”, “YOU” “its all your fault” “you all made this happen” “you could’ve stopped me… but you just watched as this happened” “now he’s gone forever”). He knows exactly what to say to make us feel guilty. that sounds an awful lot like a sociopath. I might be wrong but I just did some research (I wouldn’t be writing this without doing my homework ahah) and some of the traits are:

  • Repeated violations of the law
  • Pervasive lying and deception
  • Physical aggressiveness
  • Reckless disregard for safety of self or others
  • Consistent irresponsibility in work and family environments
  • Lack of remorse

you can see most of these behaviors in Anti. Antisepticeye is a sociopath.

now Darkiplier on the other hand…

from what I saw in mark’s valentine’s day video, Dark looked like he had more self control. he seemed awfully calm. he wasn’t trying to fight Mark for a chance of controling the body. he was waiting for Mark to actually let him in (”I’ve been waiting patiently” “he promised he would let me in again”) and this makes me think… Dark is strong enough to take over Mark’s body without actually attacking Mark the way Anti did with Jack. and Mark knows it. so he made a deal. he would let Dark get in from time to time, if he promised not to hurt anyone. obviously Dark wouldn’t keep that promise like we see in the 14 million subs video for example. now lets take a look at some of the psychopath traits:

  • Lack of guilt/remorse
  • Lack of empathy
  • Lack of deep emotional attachments
  • Narcissism
  • Superficial charm
  • Dishonesty
  • Manipulativeness
  • Reckless risk-taking

I don’t know about you but these scream Darkiplier to me. you can see how emotionally detached he is from us. he just wants to toy with our emotions. this is all but a game to him. and he doesn’t care about the consequences (”take your pick. anything of four different choices”, “and lets see how far down this rabbit hole really goes” “so take your pick. show me what you got”, “and maybe we’ll have a good date after all”). he gives us a sense of security and happiness(?) (”if dinner is what you want, then I can provide”, “and I can take you to wherever you’d like to go”), only to be crushed by a statement that makes us fear for our own life (”I can specially take you to places where you DON’T want to go”), leaving us on the edge. he makes us think he actually cares about us (”I’ve been waiting a long time to get some personal space between us”), when he actually just wants to hurt us (”THERE’S NOTHING YOU OR HE CAN DO TO STOP ME”, “youre never, ever going to escape me”).

and if you notice, after you’ve chosen who to kill, you’ll see that if you choose the left option, Mark looks so worried and empathetic over us, trying to reassure us… after all we just killed someone and he’s worried about us (compared to the Mark we’re left with, if you choose the right option). at the end, it turns out we killed the wrong Mark, and we’re left with Dark in front of us. for a second we believed we killed the right Mark, seeing how calm and not evil M(D)ark was acting towards us. that is manipulation. Dark made us believe we were safe now, that we made the right choice, only to crush that sense of safeness right when we were starting to get confortable and at peace (”oops… looks like you made the wrong choice”, “but now we’re going to be together…. forever”)

I strongly believe Darkiplier is a psychopath and Antisepticeye is a sociopath. they both act differently towards Jack and Mark and their fans, but at the same time, in a very similar way. I believe the reason Anti is so glitchy and Dark is so “HD quality” (xD) is because Anti forced his way into Jack and obviously thats gonna leave some damage, while Dark waited (im)patiently for his turn to take over the body.

I just want to congratulate @therealjacksepticeye and @markiplier for portraying these characters, made up by the fans, so unbelievably well, and thank them for taking their time to make something, created by the community, come true like this. you guys are amazing.

this is just my theory, if you disagree or have something to say, I’d be more than happy to hear your theories, but don’t be rude or anything.

also, if you read this giant post till the end, thank you so much for taking your time to do so :) sorry if this was a bit confusing xD 


edit: if you want a bit more input on their disorders, take a look at this post

please, I would love to hear your opinions on it


so i found some pictures of Stefan Karl from when he played that french guard and prince Herbet in Spamalot at the icelandic national theater


You can take my hand and I can take the lead.

@ all of u please channel your collective prayers towards me getting the production internship on Steven Universe in The Summer of 2017, it would be the best thing to ever happen to me and absolute peak meme, send up a prayer. I’d get to sit in on the voice record sessions and chill w the cast and crew and storyboard pitches and mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmmnmmm please pray tbh


“I like in general movies that are just pictures and music or something like that, and Baraka just really did it for me and it’s always stuck with me. […] Joaquin and I were always talking apes and animals and things like that for his character in that film and I showed him the first shot of Baraka, and the first shot’s a monkey in the snow and he’s falling asleep. It must take two minutes, just staring at this monkey just slowly falling asleep, and it is absolutely hypnotizing.  One of the best things I’ve ever seen and I showed it to him one day and he loved it too and I said let’s try to do that.”

-Paul Thomas Anderson

Baraka (Ron Fricke, 1992)
The Master (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2012)


Ryan, you’re Luke Skywalker. You’re battling Greg, who’s Darth Vader. When space adventurer Lando Calrissian, Wayne, comes in to help. Colin keeps entering as other Star Wars characters.
The trick is, every time they speak they have to use these exact number of words. Greg, you can only and always have to use 2 words, Colin you always have to use 3 words, Ryan you always have to use 4 words, Wayne you always have to use 5 words.


anonymous asked:

I was just in the grocery store and the 2 cutest boys were standing in line in front of me and one was a skater dude and the other looked like a nerd I guess and they kept smiling at each other with the biggest smiles on their faces and they were maybe 5 cm apart and paid for each other's drinks and when they left the nerd hugged the skater and kissed him on the temple and it was honestly the sweetest thing I've seen in ages. They were maybe 15. I love young love 😻

Omg I just wanna say THANK YOU for sending me this message bc this is the absolute cutest thing I have ever read!!! This just made my day so much brighter and i just smiled for the first time today! So thank you!!!! 💗💗💗

*Dating Derek Hale Would Include*

🔸Him being extremely scared of losing you

🔸And for that reason he likes to keep you close

🔸He absolutely adores you. He considers you the best thing that has ever happened to him

🔸He loves to nuzzle your neck, being sure to leave his scent on you

🔸Lots and lots of cheek kisses

🔸You give him a massage after a long rough day

🔸Him randomly wrapping his arms around your waist and giving you a hug from behind

🔸You replace anger and become his anchor instead

🔸Slow dancing on his balcony at the loft

🔸Laying on his bed with your head rested on his stomach as you guys silently read your books

🔸Trips to South America to go visit his sister, Cora

🔸"I bet I can take you down.“ “Oh, really?” “Yep…Derek put me down I was kidding!”

🔸You asking to see him in his wolf form

🔸"You are so cute!“ “I’m a man. I am not cute.”

🔸Long walks through the woods

🔸You eventually get tired and he gives you a piggy back ride back to the loft

🔸Dealing with his uncle Peter

🔸Him making you dinner and certainly looking sexy while doing it

🔸He never agrees to let you help in a fight because he doesn’t want you to get hurt

🔸After dating for about a year, he finally opens up to you about his family

🔸He may look like a tough guy, but he loves to cuddle

🔸Putting your feet on the Italian coffee table just to annoy Peter

🔸"Please don’t leave me.“ “I’ll never leave you, Derek.”

🔸Waking up to him making breakfast…shirtless

🔸Making him smile that million dollar smile

🔸Running his fingers through your hair

🔸Nose kisses

🔸Comforting him when he is feeling down

🔸He threatens any guy who flirts with you

🔸After many years of being together, he finally proposes

🔸You guys have three kids. Two boys and one girl

🔸You guys name your daughter after his mother and older sister, Talia Laura Hale

🔸"I’m so glad you are mine. Thank you for giving me a family. I love you so god damn much.“ I love you too, Derek Hale. Don’t forget it.”

For @en-tyler-lee-hoechlin

Originally posted by trevanterhodes

anonymous asked:

Sometimes, albeit reluctantly, Sherlock or John have to take a trip away - usually for a case, or a medical conference respectively. When Sherlock is gone, John hates it but it's usually just two nights max, three at very most, and he tries to keep Rosie happy and occupied. Of course they text all the time, John sends pictures of what he and their little bee are up to (and then some more personal pictures once she's gone to bed). But Sherlock? When John is away he mopes. Less so than before (1)

little Rosie came along, but it’s still like the world has ended. The pair try to keep each other happy, and they do, but every phone or Skype call from John over the three or four days he’s gone is the absolute best thing that’s ever happened. Honestly, Rosie is the best thing that’s come along for Sherlock. It stops him being a complete recluse, what with her love of the park, her insistence that they need to go but Daddy’s favourite biscuits so they won’t be sad… She’s changed his life. They both detest leaving, but the homecoming is always wonderful. Sherlock often just gets a late train or hires a car to drive home regardless of the time so he can crawl into bed with john and sleep for the first time in days, and surprise Rosie in the morning. John is welcomed home with balloons and usually cake or his favourite supper, his two loves glomped onto him on the sofa as they all tell each other about their time away from each other. See having a family to come home to, having a home…well it made leaving inexplicably harder, but coming home was so precious now.

I think I got all the parts!  But one of them said four when I hadn’t gotten a three yet, but all of this seems to make sense together!  I love it, it’s so lovely, thank you for sharing this with me.  <3