the 6 dollar man

Weekly Reading List 38

Weekly Recommendations get posted every Thursday. All stories are character x reader unless otherwise stated. Graphic by the awesome @wonders-of-the-enterprise.

Wonder Woman
Steve Trevor
Don’t Let Me Go Tonight by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord

Game of Thrones
Robb Stark
Colors by @steves-starsandstripes

Jon Snow

Avengers
Steve Rogers
Hesitant by @floatingpetals
Harbinger of Doom Part 2/Part 3 by @my-emotional-self NSFW
Impromptu Boyfriend by @thepokyone
Strip It Down by @alternateafterthought
Framed Photos by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord WOC!Reader
Light in the Dark by @language-rxgers
Mixology by @emilyevanston NSFW
Sledgehammer Part 12/Part 13 by @tilltheendwilliwrite NSFW
Heart and Soul by @kalliria
Everything’s Better With a Beard by @4theluvofall NSFW
Hands Off by @imamotherfuckingstar-lord WOC!reader

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Cane to forearm crutches

My new favorite thing is that kids look amazed at me now. Like with every mobility aid I get stares but this is so cute. And my younger cousins think I’m like the 6 billion dollar man halfman - halfmachine and now i feel that amazing.

  • Man: I would like the lunch portion of the general tso chicken
  • Me a reasonable cashier who is too tired to deal with this: I'm sorry sir it's 5:45 we no longer are serving lunch. I can get you the dinner plate though it's smaller than the regular meal.
  • Man: I want the lunch meal.
  • Me realizing some regulars are allowed to order the lunch special at dinner: Sir, are you one of the regulars who can get the lunch?
  • Man: Idk what's wrong with this place. I've been coming here for 6 years and I want the lunch. And I'll be here at 7:15
  • Me assuming this means yes: Okay sir I will get you the lunch,your total is 8.25 may I gave a name.
  • Man: No it'll be six dollars. It's always six dollars.
  • Me remembering one time a man had this meal for 6 dollars decides to punch it in and tell my manager once this man lets me hang up: Okay and what time did you say you were coming in?
  • Man: it's going to be six dollars.
  • Me fuming: Yes sir I understand that.
  • Man: six dollars
  • Me begging to be struck by lightening at this very moment: Okay six dollars and now sir I just need to know what time you said you wanted to pick it up.
  • Man: I already told you.
  • Me at this point turns into the lightening I previously wanted to strike me: I know sir I'm sorry I forgot
  • Man: 7, 7 *forgets himself* 7:15
  • Me: Okay that'll be ready at 7:15
  • Man: *hangs up then calls again ten minuets later*
  • Are you the lady I spoke to earlier?
  • Me waiting to hear the complaint: Yes
  • Man: I want to change my time to 7:45
  • Me dead inside: Okay sir have a nice-
  • Man: bye *hangs up*