the 12 dogs of christmas

12 days of Christmas
  • Atsushi: on the 12 day of Christmas my true love gave to me
  • Dazai: 12 problems unsolved
  • Kunikida: 11 noise complaints
  • Osano: 10 healed patients
  • Tanazaki: 9 piles of paperwork
  • Naomi: 8 days of relaxing
  • Chuuya: 7 dazais dancing
  • Ranpo: 6 secret snack stashes
  • Atsushi: 5 golden tigers
  • Dazai: 4 crashed cars
  • Mori: three organizations
  • Kunikida: 2 fair wins
  • Akutagawa: and a weretiger just for me!
  • Atsushi: Hey!
9

On the eleventh day of Christmas my corgi gave to me…

Eleven stockings hanging,

Ten noodles leaping,

Nine lads-a-dancing,

Eight tongues-a-licking,

Seven Scamps-a-swimming,

Six squeaks-a-laying,

Five golden boooooows!

Four calling phones,

Three French fries,

Two turtlenecks,

And a pear underneath a pine tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas my corgi gave to me…

Ten noodles leaping,

Nine lads-a-dancing,

Eight tongues-a-licking,

Seven Scamps-a-swimming,

Six squeaks-a-laying,

Five golden boooooows!

Four calling phones,

Three French fries,

Two turtlenecks,

And a pear underneath a pine tree!

9

On the twelfth day of Christmas my corgi gave to me,

Twelve drumsticks drumming (one furry and eleven wooden),

eleven pies a-piping,

ten treats a-leaping,

nine lights a-dancing,

eight merry Milkbones,

seven toys a-swimming,

six ways of laying,

five golden wreaths,

four calling phones,

three French fries,

two turtle friends,

and a puppy in a pine tree!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Congratulations to Alli Simpson for landing her first movie role! The movie is a sequel to the 2005 film “The 12 Dogs of Christmas“. The movie is set to come out this Christmas, but no details have yet been released about what role Alli will play. Cody Simpson (Alli’s brother) tweeted out a congratulatory message after receiving the news: “#CongratsAlli for landing a part in a movie this year! It’ll be out this christmas!” Congratulations Alli! We can’t wait for the release!

12 Days of Christmas in Night Vale.

On the first day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
A Cat hovering in a bathroom.

On the second day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
2 Hooded Figures
and a Cat hovering in a bathroom.

On the third day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
3 Feral Dogs
2 Hooded Figures
and a Cat hovering in a bathroom.

On the fourth day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
4 Old Oak Doors
3 Feral Dogs
2 Hooded Figures
and a Cat hovering in a bathroom.

On the fifth day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
5 Glowing Clouds
4 Old Oak Doors
3 Feral Dogs
2 Hooded Figures
and a Cat hovering in a bathroom.

On the sixth day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
6 Interns a Dying
5 Glowing Clouds
4 Old Oak Doors
3 Feral Dogs
2 Hooded Figures
and a Cat hovering in a bathroom.

On the seventh day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
7 Angels a Lying
6 Interns a Dying
5 Glowing Clouds
4 Old Oak Doors
3 Feral Dogs
2 Hooded Figures
and a Cat hovering in a bathroom.

On the eighth day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
8 Mushrooms a Bleeding
7 Angels a Lying
6 Interns a Dying
5 Glowing Clouds
4 Old Oak Doors
3 Feral Dogs
2 Hooded Figures
and a Cat hovering in a bathroom.

On the ninth day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
9 Candidates Debating
8 Mushrooms a Bleeding
7 Angels a Lying
6 Interns a Dying
5 Glowing Clouds
4 Old Oak Doors
3 Feral Dogs
2 Hooded Figures
and a Cat hovering in a bathroom.

On the tenth day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
10 Librarians Attacking
9 Candidates Debating
8 Mushrooms a Bleeding
7 Angels a Lying
6 Interns a Dying
5 Glowing Clouds
4 Old Oak Doors
3 Feral Dogs
2 Hooded Figures
and a Cat hovering in a bathroom.

On the eleventh day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
11 Throat Spiders
10 Librarians Attacking
9 Candidates Debating
8 Mushrooms a Bleeding
7 Angels a Lying
6 Interns a Dying
5 Glowing Clouds
4 Old Oak Doors
3 Feral Dogs
2 Hooded Figures
and a Cat hovering in a bathroom.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Cecil sent to me:
12 Wheat by-products
11 Throat Spiders
10 Librarians Attacking
9 Candidates Debating
8 Mushrooms a Bleeding
7 Angels a Lying
6 Interns a Dying
5 Glowing Clouds
4 Old Oak Doors
3 Feral Dogs
2 Hooded Figures
and a Cat hovering in a bathroom.

9

On the eleventh day of Christmas my corgi gave to me…

Eleven pies a-piping,

ten treats a-leaping,

nine lights a-dancing,

eight merry Milkbones,

seven toys a-swimming,

six ways of laying,

five golden wreaths,

four calling phones,

three French fries,

two turtle friends,

and a puppy in a pine tree!