Guys; Oh, alright. So we gotta enter from here, then reach there.. okay, I see. I’m almost out of ammo though so I should check around really quick.. okay. So, we go there..
Girls; YOU TINY LITTLE PIECE OF SHITTING SHIT I’M GONNA GUT YOU ALL DUMP FUCKERS wait where’s my shotgun WHERE’S MY SHOTGUN okay, there we go BANG GOTTA BANG GOTTA BANG GO DOWN YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING LITTLE TWISTED FUCKS wait, I’m stuck I GOT STUCK I’m out of bullets WHY AM I OUT OF BULLETS -slams the joystick- -slams the joystick again- RUN. FASTER. WILL. YOU. FUCKERS. EASTER RABBIT FUCKING WORMS you MORTAL MONKEY SWINES.
No really here's a really vague clue as to how the murderer made it looks as if it was an accident that I'll somehow tie into the more elaborate trick later on by using my in-law as a cover.
By the power of grey skull, he's right!
*knocks out in-law*
The murderer used this big-ass trick to fool us that in reality, no one would ever think up with, so we would think the deceased committed suicide but no, the suspect.... was YOU! Hergashmergaburga-san!
You don't know that for sure! You have no proof.
Fuck. You got me. This is why I did it.
Case is closed, bye bitches
*ending casual music*
Wow Conan is just like Shinichi
I swear I'm not your boyfriend shrunken by a pill made by an evil syndicate
my mind: Okay, asking somebody how long they believed in Santa Claus is so
stupid, you can’t even consider the topic suitable for idle
conversation. But if you still wanna know how long I believed in some
old fat guy who wears a funky red suit, I can tell you this: I’ve never
believed in him, ever. The Santa that showed up at my kindergarten
Christmas festival, I knew he was fake. And I never saw mommy kissing
Santa or anything. But I have to say, that even as a little kid, I knew
better than to believe in some old man that only worked one day a year.
Now, having said that, it wasn’t until I got older that I realized that
aliens, time travelers, ghosts, monsters, espers, the evil syndicates
and the anime/manga/fantasy flick heroes that fight said evil
syndicates, were also fake. Okay, I guess I always knew those things
were bogus, I just didn’t wanna admit it. All I ever wanted was for an
alien, time traveler, ghost, monster, esper, evil syndicate, or the hero
that fought them to just appear and say “Hey”. Unfortunately, reality
is a hard road indeed. Yep, you gotta admit, the laws of physics
definitely puts a damper on things. I even stopped watching those TV
shows about aliens and ghosts and stuff. Aliens, time travelers, espers;
of course they don’t exist, but a little part of me wishes that they
did. I guess I’ve grown up and realized I can think about those things
and still accept reality. But by the time I got out of junior high, I
pretty much outgrew that kind of stuff and I guess I got used to the
idea of living in an ordinary world. Just like that, I was in high
school…that’s when I met her.
Headcanon: In another universe, Overwatch didn’t just come back to help the world. They overthrew every government on the planet and now rule the earth with an iron fist. Gabriel Reyes broke away from them and leads a resistance movement against their regime, called Talon. Amelie Lacroix joined Talon when her husband, Gerard, was murdered by Jack Morrison for daring to speak out of turn. Sombra also works for Talon after Overwatch killed her parents in a peaceful protest turned bloody.
When Earth-3 was destroyed by the anti-Monitor, Owlman’s agents Black Talon (Ulysses Armstrong) and Kasumi (Cassandra Kane) attempted to save Gotham by transporting it into the inter dimensional realm known as the Shadowlands, whereupon they would locate another Earth without a Gotham City to transport to. However, due to an accident the device was activated too late, and a third of the city was annihilated by the antimatter wave. Kasumi was struck by the antimatter as she was being phased into the Shadowlands, and the combined antimatter and shadow energies transformed her into a monstrosity called the Nothing, a ravenous living shadow that devoured metahumans by absorbing them into its mass. Abandoning Armstrong and the rest of Gotham in the Shadowlands, she began traveling from Earth to Earth, devouring each world’s superheroes one by one.
Even before her transformation, Kasumi was a short-tempered sadist whose vicious rage kept even the Crime Syndicate wary of her. She’s more verbose than her Earth-Prime counterpart, due to a radically different upbringing by Jacob Kane of the Colony, a secret society dedicated to eliminating the Syndicate. Still, she possesses many of the same abilities, even when in her human form, including enhanced speed, strength, and intelligence.
The Nothing uses the power of the shadowlands to travel between worlds, merging with shadows and reappearing elsewhere. She can become intangible, control shadows, and summon monstrosities from the depths of the shadowlands to aid her. Her most deadly ability, however, comes from the antimatter wave that created her. She can devour other beings alive, annihilating them and becoming more powerful. The more powerful the victim, the more dangerous she becomes, and because of this she targets metahumans, specifically superheroes.
Our first official look at Jessica Cruz, the new Green LanternPower Ring! I assumed that Cruz was going to in fact be a new Green Lantern, but after the death of the Crime Syndicate’s Harold Jordan, it seems that it is the Ring of Volthoom that Cruz will bear. Although the ring is a dark and evil weapon, I am hoping that Cruz will manipulate to do good and join the Justice League.