thats-not-how-saix-works!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Nicole: Your ass is top shelf Wynonna
  • Wynonna: Wow thanks my fellow straight
  • Waverly: Do chicks dig scars?
  • Wynonna: Lol what does that mean, my straight sister?
  • Nicole and Waverly: *literally make out*
  • Wynonna: Oh hey my straight friends what's going on
  • Willa: I'll punch a bunch of holes in Waverly's girlfriend
  • Wynonna: GIRLFRIEND??? WHAT THE HELL I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

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FUN FACT: I save all of your Yuuri on ice drawings to my phone bc i get into depressive moods and ur art literally makes me so happy i feel better almost instantly I have like an album on my phone of just your drawings bc they that good 👌💙💕🖒

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No Promises (m)

“God,” Jungkook spits out, “We told you we worked at a club before, why are you so surprised?”

You roll your eyes at his statement. “You never told me it was a strip club. What were you guys thinking?”

Synopsis: You never thought that your two closest friends would work at a club one day, especially as strippers. Now all they want to do is give you a private show.

[cr.]

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader x Yoongi // stripper!jungkook & stripper!yoongi

Genre: Smut

Word Count: 7.5k

Includes: sub reader, switch jungkook, dom yoongi, daddy kink, dirty talk, strip tease, oral & face riding, exhibitionism/voyeurism, masturbation, blowjob/throat swab, multiple orgasms, orgasm control, frottage

A/N: for @itsrainingmin and her thirsty ass… happy birthday hoe. the sin for this is toned down a few notches, huhu. thank u @addictedtonamjoon & @seoulscapes for dealing w this dilemma and keeping me on track LMFAO

tossed in some mxm action for u as well booboo ,’:^)


“You guys are… what?” You take a moment of silence to yourself so you can process the newfound information, mind dazing with lucid imagery of your two friends being…

“Strippers,” Yoongi clarifies nonchalantly. “Why are you so surprised?”

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