thats why its look... you know

celestial-storms  asked:

hello I wanted to say that your blog cheered me up after having a rough day today. I could have been hit by a semi and kumamon could still make me smile. also thank you for being one of the only places on this site (that i know about) that doesn't constantly bring up bts in every kumamon post (though i do like them too)

the thing is, this blog existed before bts got ahold of kumamon, so thats why we dont talk about it a lot. i like a few songs and i did talk abt bts for a bit if u look thru the archives but it’s not The Goal of the blog, the goal is kumamon, and clearly that seems to be working since its making u happy

i know how u feel tho kumamon is such a good good boy

BTS at the BBMAS
  • (Sitting next to Justin Bieber)
  • Jin: hi, I'm jin. You know anneyonghassayo?
  • Justin: yeah hi..no
  • Suga: dis..(points at Justin's necklace) dis 3 dollar chain?
  • Justin: what! No it's expensive
  • J-hope: (goes a bit too close and whispers) I hate snakeu
  • Justin: ...okay
  • Jungkook: (mouths I love you @ JB)
  • Justin: ....
  • Justin: (looking at Jimin)
  • Justin: you seem like the normal one here lol, what's your name man?
  • Jimin, with the cutest smile on his face: hi ^^
  • Justin: ...(triggered bc Jimin is really cute)
  • Rap monster: I apologize for all this, we're really nervous that's why
  • Justin, not paying attention to RM, still looking at Jimin: ..I'm gay
  • Justin: ...I MEANT IT's okay...
I love Tyler's mind
  • Interviewer : Why did you shave your hair Tyler ?
  • Tyler : I don't know. I like it. It's not really about what it looks like though. I like the idea of getting rid of something that's been on you for a long time. And you wake up on the next day and you're like " it's not there" and it's a refreshing take on your life after that... it was the deeper emotional connection that I had with my hair that I liked getting rid of.
  • Josh : Everything he does is dramatic.There's nothing that he randomly does.
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still trying to break in this t-t-t-tablet so here are some morioh sketches!

what your rising sign needs to hear
  • Aries: You tend to go 100 mph all the time, you are aggressive, rash, assertive, and definitely independent. You are the shooting star in the sky, and no one can stop you from winning the competition. Slow down, before you hurt yourself or others. You need to have patience for those around you. Take a deep breath, everything's going to be okay.
  • Taurus: Unlike Aries, you believe that great things are created by good practice. You take your time, and success never fails on you. You build your own tree, your own garden, but with time in hand. Everything you posses is yours, and no one has the right to touch what's yours. But tame that jealousy, that possessiveness that has control of your heart; because either you or your loved ones are going to end up suffocating.
  • Gemini: You are very talkative, anxious, indecisive and very flexible. You love to seek new travels and adventures, and always ready for something different. To others, you may appear as if you're very confident, and people always tell you how much fun you are. But secretly, you know there are some ruptured dams, and broken pieces down there. So please, take care of yourself and learn how to juggle and control those emotions.
  • Cancer: Your emotions are always going up and down like the tidal waves; but you make sure that there is always security around you even when there's a hurricane occurring. You are sensitive and compassionate, you always love to take care of people gently and kindly. But I am afraid - that one day you will pick up an injured snake and try to mend it back to life, but not knowing that once you have healed it the snake will bite you. Learn to pick the good and the bad.
  • Leo: As Leos are known for, they have big egos and tend to have a more fierce roar than bite. You love the attention, the idea of fame and royalty all just for you. When someone dares to pick and jab with you, you get angry; but not for too long. You wear your heart on your sleeve, and you aren't ashamed about it. But be careful, because when someone knows exactly where your scar is, they'll try to poke it until you bleed again. If someone does, learn how to control humiliation, there will be people who will try to embarrass you. If they do, just keep your head up.
  • Virgo: Your eyes are anything but gentle; they are fast, steady and they are quick to pick up a detail and analyze it. You love to gain knowledge just about anything. And nevertheless, you strive for perfection. Though all this careful studying and analyzing leads you to great anxiety and non-existent problems that you create in your own head. Cool down, and stop being nervous so much. Not to spoil the ending for you, but everything will be okay.
  • Libra: As a Libra, it is known for being indecisive. Chocolate or vanilla? Even though there is a life - long battle in your head, you seek to peaceful, balanced, and poised relationships around you. You need friends and affection, and that's okay. But please, don't let that war inside you tear you apart. You're stronger than this. Believe me. Okay?
  • Scorpio: Like Libra, you have a similar dilemma in life. Cool and collected on the outside, but torn and broken on the inside. As a person who is very quiet in general, you like to know everything about yourself. Why you do this, why you do that. It's great that you want to learn more about yourself, but sometimes you look into your mistakes way too much. Learn to forgive yourself and others, because if not, happiness will seem like a more distant memory than a feeling.
  • Sagittarius: You are very fun to be around, you love traveling and interested in learning cultures or ideas. You are a risk-taker, a flame in the middle of the forest. But it is very confusing with you, you either rise high to the stars or sink deep into the depths. There is no in between with you, and that's fine, as long as you are okay with it. Even though you love to explore new things, you tend to procrastinate on what you find boring. Expand your ideas, because maybe you might find something that you absolutely love.
  • Capricorn: You're very hard working, practical, reserved, responsible, and extremely ambitious. You make a goal, and you go for it, no matter how big or small the obstacles you have to face. Life is a game for you, and even though you always end up winning, you never let go the mistakes you made in the process. Being self-critical can be or good, so make sure it is always good. But please, do not concentrate on your ambitions too much, loosen up and have fun. Make sure to always talk with friends, maintain your level of happiness high.
  • Aquarius: You are friendly, unusual, rebellious, and intellectual. You love making your own ideas and making them eccentric, different from everybody else. You want to be enveloped in your own ideas and inventions, in your own bubble of glitter and star dust. You crave freedom, space, and individuality all the time, but when you are put into a cage and you can't fly, you get impatient, angry, and anxious. Even though you are a bit detached, you have very good organizing abilities and can always prioritize. All these traits are wonderful to have, but make sure the half of you is not building a wall between you and your emotions. Your friends and family need you, and so do you to them. Less head and more heart.
  • Pisces: Like Aquarius, you like to spend your day in your head and love to daydream. You are tend to dream life than live it, but please don't end up losing yourself. It's a necessity for you to be alone at times, and that's okay. You are very sensitive and compassionate, and sometimes plastic. But you have the qualities that people desire to have, everyone wants to talk to you and vent about their feelings. You must and want to serve others in life, but do not let yourself be taken advantage of.
BTS as things my friends have said in History class...
  • Seokjin: Why is no one in this textbook good-looking?
  • Yoongi: It was 1932... No, 1935. Wait! 1939! That's right - I know my dates.
  • Hoseok: Okay but imagine how fabulous I would have been in that century!
  • Namjoon: *asks for another two pieces of paper* How have you guys only used one side of A4?
  • Taehyung: *deep in thought* I need to think of something epic I can do so that they put me in one of these textbooks
  • Jimin: ... It's times like this when I lose faith in humanity
  • Jungkook: *points at a picture of a random guy in the book* That's you! *starts laughing his head off*
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“So I had my avatar marry Izana because apparently you can do that” resulted in a child that looks a lot like his father but got none of that laid-back personality and a whole lot of pointless energy (which he uses, of course, for evil)

@iceychuu had a hand in some of this

[also some of the images have captions have fun]

He’s never thought of Hannibal as being capable of love. ‘Cause like most of us he probably had love put off on a kind of pedestal, as an idea, a more perfect thing, as he made the awful realization ‘Oh crap, maybe this thing I’m feeling is like love’. It’s so dirty and awful and… you know… I don’t know. I’m basically making this up on the spot, but that would be my answer for why he might not have arrived at or realized that thought. Because look at Hannibal and you could be like… nice suits, great kitchen, great conversations, nice hair, you know, but you wouldn’t go anything like… ‘Wow, what a loving guy’.
—  Hugh Dancy about why Will didn’t realize that Hannibal was in love with him sooner than Season 3
Here's what happened II
  • *Otayuri in Russia*
  • Yuri: Okay where do you want to sit?
  • Beka: I don't care you pick...
  • Yuri: UGH Beka come on your visiting at least choose something!
  • Beka: Okay *points* over there.
  • Yuri: See that wasn't so hard!
  • *later*
  • Yuri: Didn't you have a new mix or something you wanted to play for me?
  • Beka: Oh yeah here let me pull it up on my phone!
  • Yuri: UGH! I forgot my earbuds...
  • Beka: Don't worry I have mine~
  • *later*
  • Viktor: Ahhh where could our little boy be???
  • Yuuri: Viktor we are supposed to be grocery shopping. I doubt Yurio wants to see us anyways he left in kind of a rush...
  • Viktor: Did you see how he was dressed?! No cat print, so fancy, our son is with someone and we have to find out who!!!
  • Yuuri: Okay just because he dressed up nicely for one doesn't mean-
  • Viktor: I THINK THAT'S HIM! IS THAT JJ???
  • Yuuri: Whaaaaaat??? No way... See look I think it's Otabek...
  • Viktor: THAT GANGSTER WHO WANTED TO STEAL MY SON FROM ME?!?!
  • Yuuri: Ugh we have been over this a million times we KNOW Otabek. He would NEVER hurt Yurio. Awe they look so cute together...
  • Viktor: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS!?!? I NEED TO GO OVER THERE AND GIVE THAT PUNK A PIECE OF MY MIND!!!
  • Yuuri: Better idea!!! Why don't we just casually walk by and act real suprised to see them and you don't try and kill Otabek! Mmmkay?
  • Viktor: They are really close together....
  • Yuuri: Viktor!
  • Viktor: Fine...
  • *Viktuuri casually walks by Otayuri who don't notice them*
  • Viktor: YURIO!!! FANCY SEEING YOU HERE!!!
  • *Beka panics and and stands up*
  • Yuri: What the hell are you idiots doing here?
  • Yuuri: Oh we were just in the neighborhood and decided to say hi! Hey Otabek no need to look like a deer in the headlights~
  • Yuri: Ugh can you two leave??? We were kind of in the middle of something...
  • Yuuri: Of course! We'll let you guys finish this d- this little outing of yours~
  • Viktor: DID YOU SEE HOW PANICKED OTABEK WAS?! HE'S HIDING SOMETHING...
  • Yuuri: This was supposed to be casual Viktor. You gave me a heart attack when you yelled at them...

@keilattes
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LMAO KEI DO YOU NEED MORE WATER

Accurate god tier class analysis
  • Knight: Hero complex to the moon and back.
  • Page: Doofuses who don't realise they're doofuses.
  • Seer: Try telling them that they're wrong. I dare you.
  • Prince: Walking disaster and arrogant as hell.
  • Maid: They'll devote themselves to helping you in any way that they can. Until you get on their bad side. Then prepare to be bombarded with four tanks, an army of gnomes, a flower, and lots and lots of fire.
  • Heir: You kinda want to protect them. You don't for the life of you know why.
  • Sylph: If you're still alive, they've decided they like you. And you probably don't even realise they have a vengeful side. It's because they like you.
  • Mage: Highly skilled in avoiding people and pretending that's not what they're doing.
  • Witch: Are they fully sane? Probably not. Do you like them anyway? Pretty much.
  • Thief: Assholes with talent.
  • Rogue: Good at dealing with assholes with talent.
  • Bard: I don't even know man. Let bards be bards and everyone else get the hell away.
Sentence starters
  • Based on famous text-posts
  • "Bro, you look so cute right now. Dude, you are so fucking adorable."
  • "Wanna watch this murder documentary with me?"
  • "I may act like I'm sassy but if you're mean to me there's a 900% chance I'll cry."
  • "I may act like I'm clueless but actually know what's going on at al times."
  • "ATTENTION: I need attention."
  • "I don't have a nervous system. I'm a nervous system."
  • "Drugs? No thanks, the only 'high' I need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder."
  • "I think I'm subconsciously trying to ruin my own life."
  • "Why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?"
  • "I try not to sound like an asshole but it's really hard because I am an asshole."
  • "I don't want to look 'pretty', I want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening."
  • "I'm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know."
  • "Girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. I don't remember what I was going to say but I'm just gay."
  • "I'd love to relax but that's just not realistic."
  • "Contrary to popular belief I'm actually soft and have feelings."
  • "This could be less hetero."
  • "To be honest I just need a hug."
  • "Why can't I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?"
  • "This is it, this is how I die: Lack of attention."
  • "Are we just friends or is this flirting serious?"
  • "I have this problem where I isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because I'm lonely."
  • "I may be ugly but at least I have an ugly personality too. Consistency is key."
  • "I don't wanna get involved in drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened."
  • "I am bysexual as in I'm not interested, goodbye."
  • "I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored."
  • "Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees."
  • "I'm so tired of not being a multimillionaire."
  • "I panic alot of other places besides the disco."
  • "Which layer of hell do you think you're going to?"
  • "My kink is being right."
  • "My kink is being home alone."
  • "You're really sensitive for a selfish asshole."
  • "I can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, I have a big heart and can't treat people badly, that's just not me."
  • "What about netflix and kill?"
  • "No offense but why does everyone hate me?"
  • "I'm a strong independent introvert who don't need no social life."
  • "Why do I get struggles instead of snuggles?"
  • "If a conversation goes on too long without being about me, I'm out."
  • "I'm small, queer and something to fear."
  • "All this sadness is bad for my skin."
  • "I'm cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive"
  • "I'm beautiful and underappreciated."
  • "She's beauty, she's grace, she's me."
  • "Sorry for being awesome, loser."
  • "Is 'no' an emotion? Because I'm feeling it."
  • Shinoa: what is your type, Yuu-san?
  • Yuu: my type?
  • Shinoa: I'm talking about your type of girl, cherry boy!
  • Yuu: I don't have time for that sort of thing, Shinoa!
  • Shinoa: you can't lie to me~ I know you have a type
  • Yuu: tsk okay then let me think
  • Shinoa: *giggles* this will be fun
  • Yuu: *thoughtful* blondes, I guess
  • Shinoa: oh, like Mitsu-
  • Yuu: tall, strong
  • Shinoa: then-
  • Yuu: smart, nice, elegant
  • Shinoa: ...
  • Yuu: the prettiest shade of blue eyes
  • Shinoa: Yuu-
  • Yuu: or the prettiest shade of red-
  • Shinoa: you are just describing Mika-san
  • Yuu: pale skin...
  • Shinoa: yep, you're talking about Mikaela. I didn't know you were into him!
  • Yuu: what? No, I'm not into Mika! I was just thinking and he's- he's just adorable to look at! That's all
  • Shinoa: whatever you say
  • Yuu: it's the truth! What is your type then?
  • Shinoa: tsunderes with big boobs~!
  • Yuu: why am I not surprised?
  • Shinoa: at least I know who I'm into, unlike someone who seems to be in denial~
  • Yuu: I'm not in denial, I'm not in love with Mika!
  • Mika: *walks into the room* hey, what's going on in here?
  • Yuu: nothing, beautiful! I-I mean, Mika
  • Shinoa: wow that was so embarrassing. Good thing Mika is not your crush, right?
  • Yuu: OH MY GOD, SHUT UP
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I NEED TO GET THIS OUT OF MY SYSTEM i’m sorry

(i keep imagining unnecessary subtext from every rival encounter and this is the only way to vent them orz)

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Call out post for Travis Willingham: so supportive???

Stages of Avoidance
  • Denial: Heck yes, I can do this thing. I got this.
  • Anger: Why did I say I can do this thing?? I know I'm a piece of shit and won't do the thing! And now people expect me to do the thing and I won't because I'm awful!
  • Bargaining: Look, self. I know it's hard. But if you do this thing, stuff's gonna be good for you. If you just do this one. tiny. thing, good stuff's gonna happen.
  • Depression: I never do any of the things that I'm supposed to and that's why my whole life is a mess and nothing's ever going to get better and I'm worthless.
  • Acceptance: Yeah I'm not gonna do the thing might as well watch some funny videos.
  • Draco, talking to pansy: I haven't heard anything, but I bet Harry got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified and smart; everyone loves him. And... if he never comes back again, that's okay. We're friends now and I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just... we never got the timing right, you know? He shot me down, and then I did the same to him. But you know what? It's okay, I'm totally fine. Everything's going to be totally--
  • Harry: Draco! [looks at pansy] Er-Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight?
  • Draco: ...Yes.
  • Harry: Alright, then... it's a date.[grins sheepishly and leaves]
  • Draco: [looking so happy he's about to cry] I'm sorry, what was the question?