thats why i had to make two

remember when ten year old edward elric bit his brother, ate two ants then had an existential crisis all within the same minute 

Clean Me, Daddy | 30.03.17
  • Phil: "Why aren't you cleaning us?" said Candice. Oh...
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: Last time I did a live show, I accidentally ordered 300 cleaning wipes.
  • Dan: I know. I've seen them.
  • Phil: So, you can have the honour of cleaning them.
  • Dan: Excuse me?
  • Phil: The webcam. It's a bit grubby, so you know give them a clean. Give them a wipe. Someone just said "clean me, daddy".
  • Dan holds the cleaning wipe with regret. Phil burst out laughing and Dan starts speaking in a high pitched voice.
  • Dan: Yeah, I read that too. What is this?
  • Phil: It wasn't this weird when I did it!
  • Dan: There's a section of your live show where...
  • Phil: No, it's not a section!
  • Dan: ... you clean them?
  • Phil: No, I'm just saying we're slightly blurry and they'd like to see us in 1080pHD quality.
  • Dan: No, you planned this. It's a section where you clean the audience. Now everyone is saying "clean me".
  • Phil: They liked it. Just do it! I'll make the sound effect.
  • Dan: There's dozen of tens of thousands of people saying "clean me" right now.
  • Phil: Dan, clean them. Clean them!
  • Dan: Jesus Christ.
  • Phil: Do it! It's what you signed up to do.
  • Dan suppressing a regretful chuckle, Phil grinning so damn wide.
  • Dan: Oh my God, stop! The chat! Frick. Even the YouTube comments are going to be ruined. Oh, whatever you fricking..
  • Dan wipes the webcam while Phil makes the sound effect.
  • Phil: That's the noise of the cleaning wipe. Look how clear we are now though. My pores are here.
  • Dan: And yet, I feel dirty.

There are so many things I love about Skin Deep and Rumbelle.

But one of my absolute favourite twists on OUAT is that their Beauty and the Beast story starts with ending a war. I… can’t really explain why, but the idea that Beauty in this story is not simply making a deal with the Beast to save her father (or -in some versions-  is basically being sold by her father who already made the deal with the Beast so he would let him go home), this Beauty is a peacemaker. OUAT’s Belle is a nobelwoman in a town under siege. A nobelwoman in a war council room, who is kind and gentle but at the same time has this incredible strength to her. She is someone who is not just capable of finding solutions that others wouldn’t have thought of (in this case summoning the Dark One) she is also the person who is willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save her people. The stakes are much higher than in any other BatB adaptation I know and that just gives this really interesting vibe to that very first scene. 

But it’s not just that it made (at least to me) Belle someone who is instantly a fascinating character. I also love how the Ogre Wars are something that played an extremely important role in both Rumple’s and Belle’s lives. 

I mean, here we have these two people who couldn’t come from more different backgrounds, born 300 years apart… and yet… war brings them together, in a way. The same kind of war, that so long ago ruined Rumplestiltskin’s life and ultimately made him who he is (after all if there were no Ogre Wars, he wouldn’t have become the Dark One). 

But it’s also interesting what kind of role they played in the Ogre Wars. Rumple was a soldier, who suffered because the nobels who ruled that territory (probably) couldn’t care less for their subjects. Rumple in that situation didn’t have any power or privilege. 300 years later he is the one with all the power, and I don’t think it’s a coincidence that he finds himself fascinated by- and later falls for this young noblewoman, who is willing to give up all her privilege and her freedom to save her own subjects. Belle becomes what Rumplestiltskin once was (a peasant/servant, someone whose life is basically in the hands of their master(s)) -what fate he later escaped from!- willingly, so she can save people like Spinner Rumple and Bae. And I don’t think that’s something Rumplestiltskin saw many times in his long life. 

There are many important things about Rumbelle, and the Ogre Wars being a shared experience (even if from totally different POV’s - but imo, that’s what makes it interesting) is probably not one of the most important ones. But damn, it’s fascinating.

I just feel for Christi so much. We all know the truth. No one has stuck up for Chloe when she left except for Nia and that's why she had weird animosity with the girls. When you have surgery and your teacher makes fun of your condition, you expect your friends to have your back. That's why I found the character of all the girls questionable since that occurrence except Nia because I totally feel like they let a teammate down hard.

Just my two cents. Feel so bad for them cus I know how much it pisses me off when people flat out lie.

“Danny’s enormously talented. Working with someone like him makes my performance better.”

“I’ve learned so much while working closely with Danny Miller- its all been an absolute pleasure!”

“We seem to have great chemistry on screen, which is a blessing.”

“I love working with Danny!”

“Danny’s a great actor and I’m very lucky to work so extensively with him.”

“We get on very well and he’s very grounded. We share a lot in common and we’ve got a great rapport.”

“It has been a gift for me to work with him and the fact we get on as well makes it easier and a lot more fun.”

“I’m very pleased to see Robert and Aaron together and happy. It means that Danny and I get to work together a bit more.”

“Ryan says he feels blessed to be working alongside Danny Miller.”

“My favourite storyline of the year was Danny’s [prison sl]. I think he handled it fantastically. I thought his performances were incredible.”

“We both enjoy working with each other and we have chemistry so I hope there’s a long future for the relationship.”

“It was pretty uneventful until I met Danny at the screen test and I guess things just clicked!”

“I’ve been very lucky that I was paired with Danny because not only is he a great actor but I’ve learnt so much from him.”

“I’m really lucky working with Danny. Not only do we get along but we amuse and entertain each other. We’re able to really knuckle down when it comes to it and that makes coming to work so much easier when you have that with someone.”

Originally posted by lizzzzoo

{Long live Ryan Hawley… The #1 top fan girl of Danny Miller}


These are by far my all time favorite Homosexuals relationships in Anime. I won’t use the term Yaoi because I don’t think it’s exactly appropriate for this.

Now for this list I’m talking about canon gay relationships. And I already hear the people talking about No. 6. Look it’s genre is under Shonin Ai and the the closer you get to the source material the gayer it gets. Now let me express why I love these specific couples. I think one way or another these are pretty healthy relationships between two men.

First let’s talk about His Favorite:

Now his favorite is more of the slice of life comedy side when it comes to the story of the manga. And it does have some clichés from other yaoi series. But it has a lot of characters that makes the story a lot more charming and fresh. As you can see the ‘uke’ Yoshida isn’t the typical wide eye girly boy we usually see in these kinds of series. In fact he is as far from the typical ‘uke’ that we’ve come accustomed to with Yaoi Manga. But if you actually take the time to know him Yoshida is actually a good guy that’s always willing to stand up for others when he can. The ‘seme’ Satou is very sadistic and heartless on the inside that loves to see others suffer while on the outside he plays the heart throb prince of the school that the girls obsessed over. The reason why he’s so jaded is because of his rough past. I won’t spoil anything.

Anyway these two meet again after being separated and Satou is very open with his feelings while Yoshida is still trying to figure out his own. It may seem like the flustered uke and perverted seme story, but it actually focused on thier relationship pretty well showing their personalities are work very well off each other. I highly recommend that you buy it online and read it for yourself.

Next Gravitation:

Alright first let me say this. I actually thought the Anime did a better job telling this story than the manga did. Sure the manga had some cool developments when it came to Shuuichi’s music career and style. But there were some extreme​ parts that they couldn’t handle writing and near the end of the series there was a fucking giant panda robot that destorze everything in the USA. So yeah the Anime was better version of this series.

Shuuichi is a young singer and song writer that is trying to make a name for himself, while also falling for this mysterious handsome Book Author named Eiri who criticize his work. Now what I love about them is the fact that it wasn’t the same gay love story that we always got with the same uke and seme dinamic. At least from what I’ve seen in these old gay love stories.

It was like some fresh air from the past. It was a short but nice series that should be looked at seriously showing you can make gay anime about more than just thier sexualities. At least that’s what I think.

And last but not least No.6:

This is by far my most favorite out of the three. It had great story while also having a great relationship between these two men. It did what I think anime should start doing. Having interesting stories with some one from the LGBT community as the main character. Not as side characters or joke charecters. But an actual main character thats taken seriously. I understand why No.6 had to play down the physical affection from the source material.

They knew if they had the story made like the original, people wouldn’t take it seriously. These two actually have smart conversations, they will help each other, they’re affection, they kiss, they would fucking die and kill for one another. That just tells you how far these two will go. If Nezumi and Shion aren’t in love I don’t know what love is man…

Anyway those are my thoughts. If anyone has anything to add feel free to!


And I just need enough of you to dull the pain
Just to get me through the night ‘til we’re twins again
'Till we’re stripped down to our skeletons again
'Till we’re saints just swimming in our sins again

I’m not feeling great lately, so this is a completely 100% self-indulget thing i drew as a way to cope with it

I have the somewhat resemble thought, I used to hate man. Actually I knew many good friends that is male, and some are my best friends too, but deep down I always think, that once being closed enough to them they will just hurt woman.

I have a really abusive brother, my father whom I respected a lot never had any saying about that because he thought it was childplay, then my father committed suicide. I was sexually harrassed in public places many times since 9th grade, fuck, I was even being groped when I was learning how to swim in 12th grade. I was so young back then, I was scared and hate being a woman for that. Last year some bastard just drove past me by bike when I was busying with unlocking the door, then groped my chest from behind, and I swore so loud he had to make a run.

Compared to many women, I have a hour glass body (commented by many friends), perhaps thats why? The reason I hate wearing dress/ skirt is because I cant move around freely, and also I hate the fact that I can become target to some fuckers. Only when I started dressed like dude and wear more casual clothes did I felt more secure, I sure dont feel vulnerable and I like being tomboy anyway. Personally I think every girl has one or two of those public sexually harrassed since thats very common in Vietnam, as the culture taught children that men are in higher status than women. A big fuck-up duh….

It sure is a unfortune that Im straight, now that I dressed like dude they said Im not attractive I will be a “left over” for life. Im fully prepared to live alone since I hate responsibility anyway, and Im not gonna settle for less, but the ignorant comments can sure be shitty sometimes.

50 shades of Dr. Reid.

AN: So..I have discovered how low-key Daddy Season one Spencer is, like holy shit. So thats where this came from, also a convo I am having with @reid-my-fortune right now….um yeah season 1 daddy kink Spencer smut. cause fuck yeah. 

Tagging: @reid-my-fortune @bookofreid @dontshootmespence @criminal-minds-fanfiction

Since Spencer had started at the BAU, no one could ever see him as you did behind closed doors, in the Bullpen he was the sweet, timid, shy, nerdy Dr. Reid who can tell you how many kernels of corn were on a cob, how long it would take a penny to hit the ground from space, he was to everyone in the office the purest of Cinnamon rolls. 

But to you, he was anything but pure and sweet, of course he was sweet and charming and loving, but thats just the natural nature of your wonderful boyfriend. No you knew Spencer as ‘Daddy’ a pure dominate, who loved to see you squirm at the thought of his hand smacking your bare ass. 
He loved to see your mouth open, cheeks flushed, back arch as he slowly thrusted into you, one hand holding your throat, applying his fingers just the way that causes you to scream as you cum around his cock. 

No, the team knew nothing of that Spencer, the one who at home, had rules, and order, the one who kept mental marks of you breaking them. Left the books out, strike one, teased him at work, strike two, flirted with Morgan to see his reaction, three strikes and your out. And thats what had you in this mess…

you were currently bent over Spencer knee, his fingers trailing up and down your spine, softly stroking the bare skin of your back, 
“Now…tell daddy why he has to punish you?” his voice is breathy, a whisper, 
“because I broke the rules…I didn’t put the books back, and…I teased daddy at work while we were on a case…and I tried to make daddy jealous by flirting with Morgan” a sound of approval came from his throat his hand moving to your bare ass, his hand caressing you, 
“And how many strikes does kitten think she deserves? hmm?” You bit your lip, inhaling sharply as his fingers moved down your slit, his ring finger rubbing over your clit, as he waited for an answer 
“it’s up to you daddy….I was a bad girl….I need to be punished” you whimpered as his hand moved away
“true how about 5, 5 should do it for now” with that you yelped as the first strike hit the sting feeling amazing, 
“One” your voice was breathy as you spoke, counting each hit, finally when it ended you could feel your arousal leaking slightly, Spencer knew this,
“does punishment make you excited….hmm?” without warning you arched up as Spencers fingers pushed inside you, 
“God look how wet it made you, do you want daddy’s cock? is that why you’re dripping? the thought of riding daddy on the couch?” You nodded whimpering
“well how can daddy say no to that when you took your punishment so well” 

Spencer moved you as he stripped himself of his pants and boxer briefs, grabbing your hips he helped position you over his member. 
Slowly you filled yourself, gasping as he slid into you, pausing for a second to adjust you leaned back into his chest your hand finding his hair, 
“please….daddy” his mouth caught yours as he began moving your hips, thrusting up as you moved, 
“fuck daddy….oh god” His hand came up to your throat pressing lightly, watching your mouth fall open, your eyes rolling back 
“God, look at you, such a little slut for daddy cock aren’t you? daddy’s little slut” you rocked against him faster nodding 
“fuck please daddy….please can I cum…please let me cum for you, cum all over your cock” with that Spencer’s free hand moved from your hip to your clit rubbing it fast as he thrusted into you, causing you to gasp out as his breath hit your ear 
“cum for daddy, cum all over his cock, just like the slut you are, cum for me now” with that you felt yourself fall off the edge hard, legs shaking as he fucked you through it, his thrusts becoming staggered before pulling off you his seed hitting your stomach as he climaxed. one would believe you if you said, the timid Dr. Spencer Reid was as he is behind the closed door of your apartment….Not one soul. 

boardwalk boys hcs

boardwalk boys is rich/michael/jeremy/jake for those who don’t know
•okay so like i hc jake on swim team, band, lacrosse, archery, drama, and soccer. so like he gets a jacket for archery, band, swim, and lacrosse and so he wears his archery one (or a dif one idk man) and he lets rich, michael, and jeremy all wear the rest. jeremy and michael only wear them at his apartment while rich steals them and wears them everywhere.
•okay so rich is 5'5 and jake is 6'2 (thats jake boyds height so) and so his jacket like goes down to his knees and jake thinks its the most adorable thing
•i apologize for being so passionate about this ship
•okay but jakes apartment has two beds next to each other and he pushes them together to make a Huge bed and they all cuddle and make out on it together because they love each other
•okay so jake has a bunch of stuffed animals on a shelf in his room from trips to the fair and stuff and rich had just moved in and he kept seeing the stuffed animals staring at him and pushed them all off the shelf and started throwing them at jake and thats why they cant have nice things
•okay but jake has a trophy shelf and when they all move into his apartment (they all chip in to get a bigger one) and they add like their 1st grade reading trophys from home and its adorable. michael and jeremy both were on the chess team, rich was on mathletes and they add those trophys so its all their trophys together
•they! collect! those! funko! pop! things!
•of course they go to the boardwalk cause um their branding is “boardwalk boys” aksjak

DEH Characters As Things My Classmates Have Said

Evan: I want friends but people make me nervous

Connor: If you make one more joke about fucking my sister I’ll go kill myself

Zoe: Let’s just say I wouldn’t miss him if he died

Jared: You’re my best friend but there are things I won’t do for you, like crime

Alana: I may be anxious but I’m still the most underrated person here

Heidi: My boyfriend left me like two years ago and I still look after his old teddy bear

Cynthia: My water bottle is my baby. I’ll adopt yours if you don’t want it

Larry: Your gloves are tiny!

no offence but i can’t figure out for the life of me why people would ship a heterosexual white couple (as if there aren’t enough of them already) when one of them is absolute trash, tortured/abused the other and literally killed the only father figure she’d ever had, over a pure, healthy m/m interacial ship with two moc, both of whom are wonderful characters and actually deserve each other. like. that doesn’t make sense to me but okay

James Potter Imagine 4

Just a lil something i came up with i hope y'all like it :)

also, ships are getting a little crazy ill try and keep up but please be patient!! :)

Your head immediately turned in the direction you heard the noise coming from. You spent a lot of time in the forbidden forest and it was dawn on a Saturday. You decided to just explore around, see what you could find, so you were obviously intrigued by the crunching leaves coming from your far left.

A stag gracefully walked out from the trees and made its way toward you. You held your breath in awe. You crouched down a bit and slowly walked towards it with your hand out. The stag looked as though it rolled its eyes and came bounding dowering you, bumping you with its head. You laughed to yourself and began petting it. 

“You should’ve seen it!” You were excitedly telling your best friends James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter.

Sirius smirked at James but you didn’t notice, too busy retelling your experience this morning to your friends. 

“I mean, It was unbelievable! I’ve never seen anything so beautiful! The most gorgeous stag came out and it didn’t even look scared! It was magnificent!! I hope I get to see it again, it was astounding!”

Remus burst into laughter and you looked at him confused.


“N-nothing, nothing,” Remus calmed down.

“Well I think,” James said, sending an odd smile his friends way before turning to you, “it sounds amazing. I have no doubt that it is the most beautiful specimen ever.”

There was a moment of giggling and you remained totally and utterly confused. 

“What is so funny?!” you asked accusingly.

“Nothing!” Peter attempted to assure you. 

Sirius looked over to see an older Ravenclaw girl exiting the Great Hall. 

He winked to you and got up, “I’m gonna get going.”

You and Remus both rolled your eyes and James gave him a thumbs up.

“Alright, bye!” Peter shouted to him as he rushed off.

“Have you seen our deer friend James?” Sirius was asking you with a smirk.

“Why do you keep doing that?”


“You, James, Remus, even Peter! You keep asking me about James with that.. weird, creepy, look on your faces. And you won’t shut up about the deer I saw but you won’t tell me why you’re so intrigued!”

“I,” Sirius grinned, “have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.”

You stared at him blankly, waiting for him to continue.

“But,” Sirius licked his bottom lip, “you can go ask James what’s up.”

You groaned and began stopping towards the Gryffindor common room.

James was sitting in the boy’s dormitories by himself attempting get antlers to appear on his head without becoming a full stag. He was supposed to be writing his potions essay, but Evans would be sure to help him out later.

He had just gotten it when his door was swung open in an alarmingly violent manner. 

“Okay,” you began, clearly not noticing the large antlers on top of his head, “I don’t know what the hell is going on but I want it to stop! I told you like last week about that stag I saw and yeah, It was pretty groovy or whatever but I don’t see why you and your stupid friends are taking it this far!” 

You were pacing back and forth now, your arms swinging wildly as you complained to your crush, “I mean, honestly! If you had me in on the joke it would be fine, but you’re all just making fun of me!”

James remained silent, eyes wide, staring at you and praying you’d leave without noticing anything was amiss. 

“Well?” You shot at him angrily and turned to get an explanation for his silence.

James opened his mouth to explain but you held your hand up.

“Do… do you have…. antlers?”


“James, you have antlers.”

“Okay but its-”

“Merlin’s beard!” You cut him off, just putting two and two together, “You! It was you! Thats why everyone was so bloody weird!”

James smiled innocently, “Yep….” 

Your face fell, “So when I was talking about the stag…”

“You were talking about me…” James was attempting to be casual but you could see the smirk he was trying to hide.

“Oh my god!” You blushed and put your hands on your face. 

“Hey,” James said getting up and laughing, “it’s fine, it’s not like-”

“Ow!” Jame’s antlers got stuck between the posters of his bed and the wall, making you laugh.

He squatted down and turned his head to get himself unstuck, untangling the curtain from his antlers as he walked closer to you.

“I mean, if I’m that gorgeous as a stag, how beautiful do you think I am as a human?” He grinned cheekily.

You blushed and rolled your eyes, “Oh shut up.”

“If I do remember correctly, you said something along the lines of, “I’ve never seen anything so beautiful,” is that right?” he said with a smirk. 

“James Potter, you are by far, the most conceited person I have ever met,” you said half serious-half joking.

“And you, y/n y/l/n, are by far the most beautiful person I have ever met.”

You grabbed his antlers and pulled him into a kiss, which ended in you both laughing as you looked into each others eyes.

“Besides me, of course,” James added. 

okay this turned out to be shit! hope u have a wonderful day!

The Signs as Things My Psych Professor Said
  • Aries: You keep should-ing all over yourself.
  • Taurus: Go ahead Becky: rip my heart out. Go ahead and break the friendship bracelets we made when we were five too.
  • Gemini: At that moment, my first two instincts were to rip off my shirt and punch myself in the face. And I did. So that's why I have new glasses.
  • Cancer: Who the fuck is Martha?
  • Virgo: He (his month old child) makes noises to let us know its time to go to brunch.
  • Libra: You guys can go early, I have to argue with my wife on the phone.
  • Scorpio: Imagine all the brothers and sisters you could have had that ended up in the trash.
  • Sagittarius: Nah man, do it. Be an asshole.
  • Capricorn: Just take your poptarts and netflix and live at the top of a mountain.
  • Aquarius: And I let the dolphin embrace me.
  • Pisces: Through the vigorous act of love making, I infested my wife with a parasite.

i rewatched some of s9 earlier and what really fucks me up is that the three-on-one fight dropped YORK on the leaderboard

okay, tex will be number one. that makes sense. but the leaderboard only had six places and york was BOTTOM of that list. york who has always been number two, only behind carolina; york who has never successfully opened a lock in the field (as an infiltration specialist!) BUT is good enough to make up for it anyway! york is brave and smart and honorable and getting shot drops HIM on the leaderboard

not maine, who threw the grenade. not wyoming, who was also using live ammo. neither of them listened to a word he said the entire fight, they abandoned their team just as surely as he did, and okay so he shouldn’t have tried to help tex since he was fighting her– but she helped him!

but no, the director GAVE them live ammo as a dare– go ahead, try and kill her. if they’d succeeded, he would have to try again anyway, to “get her right”. and they failed, obviously, because she’s tex. he set this stupid experiment up not caring if the very best of them got injured or killed out because maine and wyoming couldn’t contain their stupid pride

if that doesn’t make it clear that the leaderboard is not a reflection of ability alone, nothing does

anonymous asked:

Its weird but can you please do one where Hanzo kidnapped the reader a really long time ago and she's been his "wife" for a few years now and one of their many children starts showing symptoms of bring yandere (like they say they like someone at school and will make them like them back) and Hanzo is proud but reader is horrified and she strictly advises them to never hurt or make anyone do anything they don't want to and Hanzo is mad like ?? That's how I got you isn't it why would that be wrong?


It’d been such a long time since Hanzo had taken you and made you his wife, so long that you couldn’t imagine what your life would be like now if he hadn’t done so. You hardly ever left the home the two of you shared, much too busy with taking care of the children the two of you made together; you didn’t want them to be without a mother so you had long ago stopped trying to get away from your husband. 

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Dadvid Prompt: Mr. Honeynuts

(Takes place after Gwen Gets a Job.)

“I’m sorry you didn’t get your dream job, Gwen.” David sighed, parking the camp car in its designated spot.

“Eh, don’t worry about it. I’m just glad I finally have that little shit off my back.” Gwen laughed softly. “And hey, we can always try again next week.”

“You’re right…” The man pulled open the car door and stepped out into the dark forest that made up their camp grounds.

It felt nice to finally be back at HIS dream job, but- something didn’t feel quite right now. There was a ‘disturbance in the force’ as he often heard the campers say. Frowning, he turned to look at Gwen to see if she felt anything. Not much to his surprise, he found that she didn’t seem to notice any sort of change.

“Something wrong, David?” She asked.

“Something feels a little odd is all… I’m gonna go check on the campers.” With that, the cinnamon haired counselor took off towards the tents, bidding Gwen a quick goodnight over his shoulder as he did so.

“Good night, doofus!”

Insult aside, David stopped just short of the tents. He then slowed his pace and tip-toed quietly to the first tent, the girl’s tent, and peaked inside. Nerris, Ered, and Nikki were all tucked in their sleeping bags, fast asleep. Not a sign of worry on any of their faces.

“The girls are okay.” He noted out loud, before sneaking off to the next tent.

Preston, Nurf, and Dolph. All were also fast asleep, then Harrison and Spacekid’s tent. No change in any setup. That left just one more tent to check.

“Max and Neil.” David muttered as he approached the only tent with a “Fuck-Off, David” sign on it.

Taking a deep breath, mainly so he didn’t have to fear breathing too loudly and waking a camper (those growing kids needed their rest after all), he poked his head inside.

David was surprised to find the remaining two campers- Also sleeping. Not even a frown from Max-

“Strange… I could of sworn-” The older man stopped, his emerald eyes landing on what he KNEW must be the cause of the shift.

Max’s teddybear.

It was laying on the ground, just under Max’s bed. It was still covered in several shades of mud and grass stains and David couldn’t remember if the bear originally had one eye or two, but he saw that one was missing.

“Why would Max discard his bear like that? He just got it ba-” David’s concern suddenly turned to muted rage, as he suddenly remembered Gwen humiliating the camper with the beloved toy earlier on.

Frowning, the lanky concelor swept the bear off of the floor and into his arms and took off shortly after.

“Petty revenge is one thing, but making someone feel shame over something they care about!?” A hushed tone exclaimed. “I can forgive her not telling me about her job search- thats on me! But NOT hurting one of my campers.”

With a huff, David pushed open the doors of the Mess Hall and flicked on the lights. In the dim light, he found what he was looking for: The stationary tub and a bottle of dish soap (they didn’t have much soap at Camp to begin with, so it would have to do.)

“Lets get you cleaned up, Camper- Honeynuts.” The name was written on the bear’s tag crudely, so he was hoping he had just read it wrong, but that was unimportant at the moment.

A quick scrubbing and a few gentle washes was all it took to rid the bear of its stains. He was looking better already!

“And to dry him… I think I know of the perfect counselor who can help us.”


A swift kick to their cabin door had Gwen crying out in surprise and reaching for the nearest thing to toss before she seemed to realize it was only David.

“What the hell David- Is that Max’s bear?” Purple eyes narrowed dangerously.

“No, this is our newest camper, and you’re gonna help me dry him off.” David stated firmly. “May I PLEASE borrow your hair dryer?”

“W-what!? No! Do you realize what I had to go through to get Max’s his shitty bear ba-”

“CAMPER!” David cut in. “And I seem to remember you humiliating Max with it when you got it back. And since all of this could have been avoided if you had just simply TALKED to ME about your feelings, this is all on you… So please?”

Gwen’s mouth opened slightly, but she just sat there gaping at him for a moment before closing it. Frowning, she reached into her drawer, pulled out the dryer and tossed it to him. Smiling, David mouthed a quick “thank you” before getting back to work.

“Shouldn’t take long, thanks buddy!”


Once the bear was dry, (it took a while since the bear was so large), the concelor scavenged his cabin until he found a spare button that was suitable for a replacement eye. It was from an old jacket, and was tacked on with a bit of glue and a simple stitch.

With the bear cleaned up and put back together, David made a quick trip back to Max’s cabin to return the toy. He took caution in sneaking quietly to the boy’s cot, carefully lifted his small arm, and tucked the bear under it.

“There. Perfect.” He beamed, sneaking back out as quietly as he had come in.

To his relief, as soon as he was back outside, he found that the feeling of disruption had left him, and all was right with the force again.

peridotthecrystalgem  asked:

I thought the Taco Magic was because that was the first bond to break through the barrier the Hunger had across the material plane? That lone bond was the only bond across the entire planar system, everything flooded through that one pinprick through the void and into those two. At the very least that's the interpretation I got from it- Taako transmuting the Phandalin Disc only made the hole larger.



this makes so much more sense

thank u for explaining this a;lk;sdf i was listening to that part like “this goes so fucking hard but i dont know why its happening”